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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Lets make this a kickass fluffy aduse thread
Nope, spiderman thread faggot
Confession time. I drugged her drink and raped her at a party a few years ago. I made her think some other guy did it and he got arrested and went to prison.
>>674669969
I hope this is true
sage goes in all fields
>>674669969
>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
>>674670076
She thinks I am a good friend of hers. I also made her think an ex stalked her when I really just made it look like him.
>>674669969
Boipussi thread
>>674666203
Bump for interest
>>674666203
I understand lesbians.
Heres me
I recently started wearing thongs. This is me
Name my game /b/.
Its going to be a 2D survival RPG.
If dubs, Pissy Shit Dognigger
>>674667512
Have u got music done yet?
>>674667512
Grand Theft Auto
Dayz
Commando Dognigger
ITT: we post what we think the mods look like irl
Hey guys, do you want to improve your lol game? Then use this trick to work out your muscle! Follow instructions of pic :)
>>674666040
you just ripped that top off of qtpie's stream. he does this for like an hour every day
Wtf why does doing that even a little bit fucking hurt so much
>>674666552
because science
>>674666552
because you prolly dont exercise your wrist muscles ever, you fat fuck
This doesn't hurt when I do it.
You love, you lose CONT.
>>674668846
Sky Ferreira, not particularly well-known indie musician
Amateurs
My grandfather just died this morning.
>feels thread
>>674665913
Sorry to hear that OP
>>674665913
I never got to know my grandfather
What was yours like?
I'm feeling for you OP.
dubs decides
Send nudes you fucking slut.
Kill yourself.
send her this pic
>inb4 mods ban you
>>674669612
roll
you boner you lose
Gonna go catchya fags
>>674668901
god I wanted to do that this weekend but I fapped this morning, like an idiot
Let's roll
niggers need to die
>>674668205
Kekd
>>674667905
i will not post a nude of myself regardles of the 9
>>674668665
you did not get a 9, but i will not post my nude regardles of my 9
>>674668665
>>674668925
what is it with these fives?
Post Your First Gay Experiences Here
>>674666570
first came to /b/ in 2009.
>>674666570
I'm tired of seeing these goddamn chimps in every fucking thread. Goddammit stop posting these fucking niggers.
>>674666955
Zoz
>>674666955
this
>>674666570
I was five
I walked in on my dad jerking off in the bathroom
He was so busy, he didn't see me
He came and I started crying and screaming because I thought he was dying
He was laughing so hard, trying to comfort me, bare-ass naked, with jizz all over his legs
Seeing that made me gay, I forgot to mention he was 6' 4" blonde jock of a police officer
Could never think of anything else when I started fapping; I started fapping when I was 6, trying to imitate him
Any other fellow dip /b/ros? What is your dip of choice? What was your first dipping experience? How fucking old were you?
>>674667087
Never. I'm not white trash
Post a body pic
Skoal Long Cut Wintergreen, master race reporting in.
>>674667205 white trash or not you are on /b/ on a Friday night you suck just as much as the rest of us.
>>674667327
I have 0 muscle man
Deutschlandfaden! (Ersatzfaden)
Hereinspaziert!
>Fragen stellt ihr.
Kek
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GoCOg8ZzUfg
_______________________________________
>Der Shit ist nicht schlecht, gefällt mir....
>>674666016
>Fragen stellt ihr.
na dann will ich mal anfangen:
Du erfährst dass deine Mutter, als sie 20 war, in einem Porno mitgespielt hat. Schaust du dir das Video an?
Was würdest du niemals tun?
>>674666391
>Du erfährst dass deine Mutter, als sie 20 war, in einem Porno mitgespielt hat. Schaust du dir das Video an?
Nein.
>Was würdest du niemals tun?
Kot essen.
>>674666301
Save it, it's all yours my friend
>>674665123 (sage)
Jup, dass schon. Außerdem hat sie über meine Witze gelacht (und ich glaube nur zu Hälfte aus mittleid) und sich mein Geschwafel angetan und trotzdem nicht einen allzu schlechtem Eindruck gehabt
>>674666391
>>674666391
>Du erfährst dass deine Mutter, als sie 20 war, in...
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>>674666676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZkZoNMmDcaQ
20/m
I have nowhere else to turn to.
I'm going on a trip to another state in a couple days, but I may sacrifice someone else's happiness for my own.
Here's the story:
I've recently gotten out of a relationship with a girl who is very depressed, but who is an exceptional partner in a relationship setting.
She is very troubled, so her insecurities became my own insecurities. I became paranoid about every little thing she did, due to her depression making her act distant and shady.
Well, she ended up taking a trip with a group of friends
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I know I'm going out on a limb here, but some genuine advice would be appreciated, /b/rothers and sisters. This is my first time visiting 4chan in a year.
-OP
Lack of consent is a ridiculous excuse, she cheated on you, plain and simple. Simply hanging on to a whipping boy is what she was doing. She fucked around on you and played you like a fiddle because she knew she could. Move on.
Will post some art I've saved.
>>674665658
Fuck your old friend, then try to get back with your girlfriend. If yes, you're even and your relationship has withstood major struggles. If not, keep doing your old friend. Also, dropping your gf is a viable action in any of these scenarios as uou hold no obligation to her happiness, but you do to your own
>>674666303
I've considered, but she is suicidal and I myself have struggled (but overcome) depression.
I might be making hers worse, so cutting her off would be good for both of us?
Thank you.
YLYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzC f_pY2-_k
>>674665493
Kill yourself
>>674665493
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
>>674665493
Kill yourself
>>674665493
Kill yourself
Ask a guy who just got a blowjob from a black hooker anything!
How does it feel have hit rock bottom?
>>674664220
what are you going to do with your pecker once it falls off?
Do you plan on getting checked out?
>cause you should
>>674664220
What is her price list?
>>674664220
What movie should I go see tomorrow afternoon?
Post a song
The poster above you has to listen to it
You must listen to the song posted below you
get back by big moe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p34zA9wTRig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7kL1j_3C0o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQ
>>674667164
I guess I'm ok with this
Nostalgia fap thread, anyone?
girls used to look much younger in porn
>>674665330
Fiona from early FTV Video claimed so many of my loads back in the day.
>>674665628
fun fact: the girl in the middle was married to the now deceased drummer from Avenged Sevenfold
Shameless self bump
I used to copy and past all her pics into word and then print out to bring to my own room to fap.
In hindsight if anyone pressed ctrl+v after I used the family comp I would have been fucked
how often do you guys fap?
twice a day
>>674665512
1/day
2 maybe three times a day.
In between fucking my gf on a weekly basis.
how do you guys keep up the hornyness? i cant even get hard anymore
2, 3 if I got the time
