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Alright faggots, we are fighting the hydra:
Starting hitpoints: 1000
Hydra wins if it gets to 3000 HP or if it manges to eat 100 peasants.
Even signles: you are a peasant and you get eaten. Add as many HP as the number BEFORE your last number to the total HP pool of the beast.
Odd singles: you are a peasant but you manage to evade the hydra's bite this turn.
Doubles: As a valiant knight you deal damage equal to 1/2 your DUBS number (rounded down) (22 / 2 = 11 damage for example)
00/77/99 special rule: CRITICAL HIT. Deal 60 damage.
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Bumping
>>703178823
Faggot
>>703178905
no u!
>>703178932
nah nigga, u
roll
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>703169035
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>No one is going to take you seriously if you don't post your waifu
>Naps
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Last claim of the day
>>703178689
Haha I dunno if I deserve it, but I'll take the opportunity without question!
Yep, NA server 4 lyf
>>703178702
Kiiiiitten!
Gardy claimed
Heyo!
>>703178930
Hello.
still here
and
>>703178685
noob thing is kills although going for the objective directly is probably suicide
Asians In Swimsuit Bread
Bump
bump
>>703176692
ok
>>703176945
>>703176968
Pics u should share
>>703179734
Hnnnnng more
Nostalgia Thread
Let's get some feelings flowing.
>>703179065
>>703179065
>when internet was out
>>703179065
What's the story OP?
R34 thread?
why not
>>703178978
gravity falls
>>703179087
Righto. Which character? I mostly have the redhead.
>>703178864
Gore/rekt?
did he died
WTF IS THIS THIS IS TOO MUCH IM DONE
>>703169562
yep
>>703169513
that's disgusting OP
http://www.livescience.com/27145-ar e-pit-bulls-dangerous.html
Pitbulls are literally the Dindu's of the dog world. And their apologists are the worst.
Every time a pitbull seriously harms someone the owners are always singing the same tune. "They're such good dogs! This is so out of character."
Then the other pit-lovers start scapegoating the individual dog owner in like every case. "There's no bad dogs, just bad owners. They must have not trained it right."
A lot of people will tell you that pitbulls need hours
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http://www.pickthepit.com/
yes
>>703173447
I forgot to include this in a list of shit apologists say.
"You can only identify a pitbull when saying nice things about them. When someone gets hurt, they're unidentifiable.
You going to tell me my OP pic isn't a pit? Man, fuck your apologist bullshit.
>>703173736
so you got it wrong, huh?
>>703173826
Did I? You telling me I didn't post a pit at the top of this thread?
discord thread
https://discord.gg/w6ee6HG
Feels Thread cont. I feel awful edition
bump
ITT: Girls you've posted before --> anons reply if they've fapped to them/have them saved.
Cont
More of her anon
Old thread died
finding young boys and getting them drunk and molesting them pic related its from old thread of that OP
>>703164110
hey did he ever pick up that kid?
bump!
>>703164110
Isn't that the fag from last week who admitted to raping boys?
>>703164631
oh shit I remember that first pic lol then he said it was his nephew or somthing
>>703164110
You seem to think you can oust me in my own Kingdom? I basically own half the threads on /b/. This board basically bows to me on the daily. If I could I would just turn its wrath on you on an instant. But im enjoying this little back and forth with all of you. Just pray you toe the line while youre ahead faggots
It is crazy to me, that trump supporters actually think he's gonna get rid of all the illegal immigrants in the U.S. Like he's just gonna round 'em up in the night, and toss them over a huge ass wall. Any of you fuckwits even notice, that when Trump was running for the nomination, he was promising to get them all out, and now that he's got the nomination it's changed to all "criminal illegal immigrants" and that's a fucking huge difference. There is a difference between "civil" law and "criminal" law Being an illegal
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>>703169644
Illegals break law every second they are here
They are illegal
Which is against the law
>Point proven
>Umad?
>>703169644
Hello dear shillarian, as I can see, you're posting again to defend you reptile queen, good for you, may the goy power fills your pockets with an amount of shekels, for you're doing a great job.
>>703169770
Bait post is obviously bait.
>>703169644
Tell that to former President Eisenhower. Operation Wetback.
Trumps attempt won't work just like Eisenhower's.
But the possibility of a half added attempt is there.
>>703169980
Assed*
Damn auto-correct.
What anime character would you fuck /b/??.
lumpy from happy tree friends
Everyone.
>>703161207
What anime is this? I think I remember seeing this a while ago. Some WW2 one I think
>Who would you fuck
Megumin.
is this a joke?
Orihime because tittays.
Stella from Gundam Seed: Destiny because crazy bitches equals crazy sex.
And whoever pic related is.
Information Thread
>>703163358
You got any more, friend?
what do you think of my lair /b/rothers?
seems a bit cluttered?
>>703164103
i like to think of it as cozy
Trap thread
hairy aryms 2/10
I would suck this dick then let her pump me all night
Looking for a chick like op but more hung to kik with
Traplover33
Ask a pedo thread!
I (and perhaps other fellow pedos) try to answer YOUR questions about pedophilia.
Ask away!
I'm on my phone today.
It may take a little while to get an answer from me.
Why do you post This shit thread everyday ?
>>703158336
Not every day and I'm bored so why not?
>>703158189
why can't we have nice things?
>yknow wat i mean...
>>703158189
how much government do you come your house wen u fuck tot?
>>703158189
yea
Waifu claiming thread: Smug Crew Thread
Previously on /waifu/:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>napping isn't fun so it isnt allowed
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults
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Daijoubu desu~
>>703167870
Wew, better be careful then. I would be so mad at myself if I sank one.
>>703168006
Sounds nice and chill.
>>703168413
3 was great too. I just love the tanks, on Xbox I was in the top 3 percent worldwide of tank skill rating.
>>703166724
>>703168308
I ship it~
Miho claimed
Claimed.
Claiming Felix
>>703168321
>>703169035
You expect me to be above all that?
>>703167928
>>703169173
>
There has got to be a solution for this.
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could it be 48?
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