my gf wants to cuck me. i dont want her to. it pisses me off, she keeps sucking my dick then telling me how she wants to suck bigger dicks. it makes me cum, when she talks dirty, then i feel disgusted after i cum.
she wears very short skirts, and lets them ride up. she says its for me, but when she touches my cock she says she gets wet when men look at her.
what should i do about her, i really really do not want to share her, yet when she tells me dirty stuff it makes me cum, and shes taking that as some sort of confirmation. pic related its her arse.
>>677646052
Hold permission to do it over her head like an unobtainable reward.
Classical conditioning is your friend.
You're already a cuck for cumming over her weird dirty talk about how your dick is smaller than the dicks she really wants.
cuck/10
she's fatty chubby fat fat
use a HUGE dildo on her...then on yourself you cuck
do you fuck fatties?
>>677643244
i did once, not doing it anymore.
Yes I do. Like this one.
>>677643450
Sara was a good fuck. Wonder if she takes after her mum
You have 10 seconds to prove you are NOT a nigger. GO!
I have Irish citizenship through my father.
I can read
>>677648796
my father pays for my study
>hardmode aka nothing with "my father..:"
i study physics
I'm James earl Ray
Hentai webm/gif thread /b/oys !!!. Show me best fap material you got out there. Bonus points for uncensored. Ultra Giga Nigga bonus points for webm with some long light blue haired loli dominating some boy.
>>677653678
Bump
>>677653678
>hentai gif thread
>on /b/
>/h/ has like 4 gif threads going on right now
>>677653987
you say this like anyone gives a shit
>>677654140
You give a shit, that's why your gay ass thread will die prematurely.
Found out my mom has been cheating on my dad with an ex-boyfriend from her teens. Didn't tell nobody but this shit has got me seeing red multiple times during these days. All I feel is utter rage and the urge to kill her with my bare hands. I end up doing pushups until I'm exhausted in order to keep my remaining sanity and don't mess up real bad.
What do /b/?
Tell your dad dude
This great rage... It will endure.
>>677652702
Twice as much presents and gifts
>>677652654
yeah dude this tbh famalam
Ok /b/, here's my problem.
In a few weeks i have to fly to france with my whole class, but i don't fucking want to.
Any idea how to i can prevent flying to this gay ass country?
>>677646317
take ur medication fgt
>>677646317
Paris?
>>677646317
Fake a bomb alert.
Few ideas:
>an hero
>an hero
>and an hero
If you were having a threesome, which two would you choose?
3,4
>>677648351
2,5
4,3
2,3
pics you were NOT supposed to share, butt fuck it
>>677653995
Mods!!!!
>>677654103
>Update
shes 22 faggot
Zootopia 2.0 Thread
Dumping
Go!
rolo
>>677652343
lolo
Rolllll
Rola
so /b/, why do you hate your gf?
inb4 no gf
Because she doesn't know I exist yet.
Her only excuse is that she doesn't exist.
>>677646619
She's still in love with her ex bf that od'd when they broke up. Fuckin scum bag
she is a SJW
How do I summon a demon /b/? Or curse something? Any wickens or wizards out there?
bump for intrest
>>677650552
>/x/
>>677650552
>shameless self bump
>>677650848
Oh yeah I forgot you aren't supposed to post anything on /b/ because it all has another board.
Feel good? Feel bad?
Tell me what's been bothering you, Anon.
Or what's been cheering you up.
Playing the guitar cheers me up. I spend a lot of time making music and really enjoy it. Holidays are over and I go to school again. In summer I go to a trip to Annapurna, Nepal with my best bud, which is nice. The warmer weather also lifts my mood. So I can say I enjoy my life right now
>>677648194
What kind of guitar?
I always thought of picking up and instrument but never knew where to start
>>677647658
Family rejected me for being a bum because "I had nothing to show for achievements", even though I did have jobs prior to being kicked out of home.
I've just had the last test before my finals and weather's been good the last few days. I guess you could say I'm quite fine :)
>Israel defend itself against terrorism and foreign invaders
>Israel was given the land after 1000 of years of harassment and racism against jews.
>The land was british and not in palestines ownership so Israel stole nothing.
>Israel wants peace, and offers it many times
>Israeli men and women are peaceful settlers that want a stable home after holocaust
Hamas attacks Israel again and again after ceasfires. Israel only responds.
Hamas shoot rockets from schools and mosques because they use civilians as human shields.. Then they cry to the media after the missile site got bombed and 1 civilian got killed
Yet /b/ call them the evil ones... fucking hell
Jewfag here, if you're going to defend Israel at least get the facts right faggot
>>677640552
>Not ironically hating the jew
You´re not wanted.
>>677641026
fals flagging muslim niggerlover detected
You, step forward.
Who are you?
>>677644295
hodor
Whatever you want me to be big boy.
>>677644295
How about you step forward
gastrolizard of the lizardstro tribe
You are part of a young, small, but established civilization, ruled by an autocratic leader.
Lately, the first dynasty of that archaic realm have been weakened by claimants, and society is plunging into chaos.
You seize this opportunity to escape the tyranical grip of your masters, and decide to lead a tribe of your own into the unknown, far enough from your motherland to avoid future retaliation.
Let a new order be born out of your rule, and may your legacy live beyond the threads.
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General Rules:
- Pick a name for your tribe, and a preferred colour and send it into a direction to explore until you decide to settle.
- Once settled, give directions to your people to explore and extend your territory.
- Make a peace deal, or attack another tribe if its territory is bordering yours. Last two digits are your attack/defense power for the next round (01-98), 00 is a critical failure, 99 is a critical success.
- Trips and quads triggers an event, either good or bad.
World:
- Mountains obstruct vision and are impassable.
- Rivers and small bodies of water are crossable with Boats*.
- Oceans and/or large bodies of water are crossable with Ships*.
*Construction of Boats takes 1 turn.
*Construction of Ships takes 2 turns and you require atleast 6 regions.
*Boats are presented by a dot on the world map, Ships are presented by a larger dot.
*Boats cannot cross oceans however they can follow the shoreline.
*OP decides what a large or small body of water is.
Have Fun!
Empire:
- You can claim up to 4 regions per turn.
Rolling 00 grants 0 regions.
Rolling 01-33 grants maximum 1 region.
Rolling 34-66 grants maximum 2 regions.
Rolling 67-98 grants maximum 3 regions.
Rolling 99 grants maximum 4 regions.
- When you have 8 regions you can set 1 region as your Capitol*.
- Boats and Ships can colonize 2 regions, after that the Boat is depleted.
- Per turn you can decide to do 1 out of 3 things.
1. Claim a region.
2. Start construction on a Boat or Ship.
3. Scout* the area around you.
- If you attack another tribes territory whoever gets the highest Roll wins.
If the defender wins he keeps the territory. Attacking or defending is decided by who declares the first.
If the defender wins the roll by more than 30 extra (att. rolls 40, def. rolls 70) the defender gets a counterattack bonus.
If the defender with the bonus attacks the tribe which attacked him in the last turn, his roll can be 10 lower than the attacker and still be succesfull.
*A Capitol takes atleast a roll of 70 to take, nomatter the roll of the defender.
All adjecent regions take atleast a roll of 50 to take.
*Depending on the mood of OP and your Roll a scouting session can be succesful or a failure.
- If you are part of an Alliance you can trade/give Boats/Ships and regions with/to eachother.
You can not trade your Capitol Region nor its adjacent regions.
- Setting a new Capitol is possible after 8 turns. Your old Capitol Region will turn into a normal region and its adjecent regions aswell.
B u m p
Cataclysm. Green
>>677646251
Lets send them south to explore. Cataclysm green
Color vs Color thread
Rules for expansion:
>Dubs gets the color you call placed on the board
>If color exists, expands it's territory by 2
Rules for war:
>Only adjacent colors may take territory
>Must call which color you want to take which other color
Trips gives 4 tiles
Quads gives 8 tiles
Pent+ is auto win
blue.
>>677649126
Roll for Red
Green!
Black
Trips wins all of them as sex slaves.
>>677652564
ROLLING WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT
>>677652564
Not really. If I roll trips my life will be the exact same as it's always been.
>>677652564
Get
Too bad asian bitches are gross and their pussies smell like rotten fish and/or beef lo mein
Some of you are actually pretty decent.
thank you
I'm genderfluid. Would even one single cisgendered person here be able to debate me?
No you aren't. You're fucking deluded.
>>677644889
/thread
>>677644889
/thread
