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How often do you fap? Be honest.
>>678352720
>>678352720
everyday allday
>>678352720
Almost every day
right now
>>678352720
three to six times a day
>>678352720
2-3 times a day.
General Grimes Thread
It is the queen of the hipsters! Kill it before it lays its eggs and breeds more faggots and faggotesses.
>>678350686
Like I sorta like Grimes, her music is interesting, but she's hideously ugly.
bump
>>678351300
She's one of those girls some guys think is pretty and other think she's gross.
Beat It
Slow suicide
Fuck Bees
Hey Brother
>>678351949
Girls, Girls, Girls
>>678351949
Like a virgin
SPANISH THREAD
meando a inglaterra
Taco taco taco
Que tal hispano?
Estoy pensando en estudiar en las universidades publicas en Hispana mass alla que mis estudios en los estados unidos. he escuchado que la carga is lo demenosl.
Fuck spain third world shithole
Fucking spics
Anyone wanna see her spreading her ass cheeks?
sure.
>>678352073
really not fussed. if she doesn't someone else will
>>678352197
>>678352266
What do you think? She's a virgin in both holes
>>678352353
looks like a slut, anymore?
>>678352353
i really doubt that buddy
if you can guess her nation correctly i dump
Russian?
German
Dirty Mexican
>>678352303
north korea
>>678352303
is slut a nation?
Dubs get nudes.
Reroll
Dubs are easy
Sauce is mine
>>678352139
I'm sorry, I meant DUBS ARE EASY.
>>678352187
Clearly, you misunderstand. Dubs are EASY.
Tell me something crazy
>>678350198
SOMETHING CRAZY
>>678350198
The moon is made of cheese. What cheese you may ask? gods dick cheese
>>678350198
YOU WONT GET YOUR CHINESE MEDICINE RAGNAR
>>678350198
BPA positioning is responsible for all the faggots that think they're actually women.
>>678350198
op is not fag. ikr? crazzzy, because hes most likely jerking off to trap porn at this very moment
ITT: Shitlord Stories; or, Close Encounters of the Tumblr Kind
Here's mine:
>be me
>high school fag: senior edition (& Knuckles)
>due to personal shit, got transferred from high achieving high school to an "alternative" school elsewhere in the district
>read: last stop before prison
>alt read: whites are the minority
>this place's two main selling points
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>I look around to see if anyone else heard this shit
>no one cares, business as usual
>isthisnormalforthiskidor.jpg
>this is the first interaction I have ever had with the guy
>and he is talking about doggy dicks
>goddamn furfags
what the fuck
>month goes by before i talk to any other students
>learned my fucking lesson
>but apparently I didn't learn it well enough
>because the next time i open my mouth I have the pleasure of pissing off a male lesbian
>this was a biological male who dresses like a typical guy and all that shit
>but decided he was a special snowflake and decided he was now a she
>uses...
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oh yeah and this is the best one
>counselor pulls me aside one day
>"anon, you're almost done with your classes and you've been doing good, so I want to offer you the chance to enroll as a dual student at (community college) for extra credits."
>okie dokie counselorino
>tell friend who goes to said college
>"lol anon I have to take an acting class for some reason, you could take that one too"
...
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>they forget about me after a few minutes though because it is time for: introductions!!
>chief retard says we are to:
>say our name
>our preferred pronouns
>what ice cream flavor we would be, if we were ice cream
>wtf to the last one but whatever
>I want to just walk out of the meeting now, but get a devious idea
>I...
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>Draw a famous movie scene as shit as possible and Anons try to guess what it is
>>678349840
Ah yes, the famous one-blue-cactus-in-the-desert-at-night scene from One Blue Cactus in the Desert at Night
>>678349840
Independence day
>>678349840
Independence day?
my attempt
non-porn webm thread
>>678348473
Why do you mock on them?
Autistic children are probably much more smart than you and me
They think in a way you can't, faggot, they are one step ahead in evolution terms
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lr4 _dOorquQ
>>678349745
It doesn't matter how smart you are since this world is owned by psychopaths and social butterflies.
Can't be that smart if they can't even communicate on a basic level.
>>678349745
We are all autists here OP, that's why we are here to begin with
One step ahead but they wouldn't be able to live on their own...
That's a savant.
Normal autists don't have any superpowers
They only have super awkwardness
MOOOSECA E TRIKKE TRAKKE TRIKKE TRAKKE
Per la moooseeeca
Would you date an autistic girl?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgv wqvamdts
Maybe, but I don't think you are a girl.
I hope she dates me. she told me if I pay her she'll be my gf. Seems worth it to have a qt autistic gf.
>>678349508
yeah if she's hot and gives head
>>678349508
Right, because blacks are rubbing themselves with fried chicken and jews aren't taking baths in money. Everybody's got their shit and good for them, too.
>>678350038
*aren't
What's is the best weed seed I start planting with and why? Im totaly New for this
>>678348518
A solid indica, because they're fast growers and they make you feel slower.
dumbass, use clones
>>678349240
What r those
>>678349240
Fuck this guy ^
If complete beginner I'd recommend an auto flower with high indica%.
question anons. my gf and i haven't fucked in about 3 weeks. last night she asked if we can have a mmf threesome.
pro: we have sex
con: i don't know how comfortable i'll feel
any other anons have experience with this?
Lol get cucked faggot
She has cheated you and feels bad, so she wants to do it because she thinks it won't be a "cheating" anymore. Sorry bud.
>>678349927
thanks for the constructive feedback
>>678349808
just do it
it's fun!
>>678349808
C U C K E D
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K
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I'm horny. This is my ass. Let me see the cock you'd fuck it with.
>>678349020
bro what the fuck wrong with your toe its the same size as your dick
>>678349379
It's called perspective bro
>>678349020
bump
>>678349020
what's it called when a dude sticks his dick and balls behind his thighs like that?
>>678350082
hot as fuck
Step1: Ask a 33 year old kissless virgin anything.
Step2: Feel better about your own pathetic life.
Do the feelings of emptiness ever truly subside?
Will you post a pic of yourself?
>>678349338
What don't you get OP? Pussy is easy.
>>678349482
Alcohol fills the hole pretty well. I am at my 5th beer atm.
Are you the future me?
Atheists claim to support science, yet they are unable to provide evidence that God doesn't exist.
Any religion has failed to prove God Exist...
>>678350409
Checkmate
this is not the bait you are looking for
Bad logic. Just because I can't prove there isn't a planet of green strawberries 10023 light years away doesn't mean that there isn't.
fuck off
I had sex with my 8 year old sister when I was 10,does this count as rape??
Idk anon sry
>>678348069
Rape, pedo and incest all at once by the age of ten.
You were born for the chans, captain.
Does she care?
You were both underage so it wasn't pedophilia at least. Did she try to stop you?
That's fucked up nigga
