>Dubs decides what I say to my friend Brandon
Sup dude
wanna play cs go?
Brandon, i need your help. I lost my dick and i think its in your mom's enormous vagina.
>>674493635
Kek roll
ITT we judge each other based off our names
Eric
>>674494503
Rad dude w huge dick
Lawrence
>>674494503
I've met a few Erics. they're either asian or buff.
My name is Jonah
>>674494827
Super formal.
Pokebox thread anyone?
Why the hell not?
Explain to me why you faggots have not moved to Linux yet? We all know it's the most advanced OS in the world.
Because it's an electronic fedora
I'm on linux and it is terrible.
>>674492870
because i used to fuck a girl who programmed linux.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even though she loved hearing it and it totally got her pussy wet, it also made her think about the fact that she was cheating on her boyfriend. i dont think i ever came harder down somebodies throat then right after she told me that. she was beautiful. we dont hang out anymore. wanna get lunch?
this was the song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tgwFpMA61c
Beautiful Celebrities Thread #2.
>>674493504
Gates of Heaven
Gay liberal memers
>>674493504
for the lulz
>>674493504
Nothin but cucks
Bunch of Virgins.
We all act nice until someone gets trips.
hello
>>674494212
Op you're not a fag
Nice trips
>>674494212
I love you all
Dead Rising 3 is on sale for $15 right now but I'm just as poor as ever. Any richfags out there willing here's my trade link:
https://steamcommunity.com/tradeoffer/new/?partner=119683904&token=Ylq6ECPD
Also begging thread
you'll take it and enjoy
fourth person to hit even trips gets
>>674492663
Even trips are about as rare as an honest jew
>>674492663
Ironic you were 3 away from an even trips yourself
>>674492663
http://steamcommunity.com/id/alexanderson1/
im poor
Here we go again
Rollerino
plsnoded
rawling.
I fail to see the replay value in this game, but rolling.
Why did she do this
>>674492297
Hoes are hoes
Because she's a white woman. Don't degrade yourself by fretting over a white woman.
The dicking she gets?
because 6/10 black guys are automatically 9/10 in the eyes of white girls.
Whats with all the hate on pedophiles /b/?
Whats with all the talk about wanting to torture us burn us or just cut our hands off
I never once harmed a child nor do I plan on it
I never chose this life I dont even want it so I dont understand /b/
Why cant we be treated like everyone else?
>>674490668
what is a pedophile ?
>>674491074
you don't belong here my child go back befor its too late
#PedophileEquality
You will never be as shredded as me and I could literally squash you if I felt it
>implying your not jealous
>pls kill yourself
>chad makes a thread boasting about his personal fitness.
>no one cares enough to bother asking for a timestamp.
Lel
work on size on your shoulders and chest, nice body fat % though
>>674492184
this is this faggots second thread today, as well!
>>674491802
You will never be 6'4 like me.
>Looks like a regular faggot with a shirt on
>Under 5'8
>Weighs 130 lbs
>I git pussi
Fap to my sis (right) with me?
>>674491762
>>674491762
Both of those girls give me a de-rection, so no.
>>674491876
I would but they're not nude
Can we have a hardcore gay thread? Raw anal creampies
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
That is disgusting. Get out.
>>674492210
Finally, a good thread.
One sec, I gotta see if I got anything good on my computer.
Cock Tribute Thread
Doing as many tributes as possible
continue from this thread
>>674475531
Balls on her face, please?
Why don't you own a pistol, /b/?
>>674492465
>>674492465
I do. I own a smith and wesson m&p .40c
>>674492465
I'm an AusFag.
We have laws on guns
Name one good reason for having one
home invasion
My girlfriend knows how to use a straight razor; dubs decides if I ask her to shave me.
Do et
Let her
Try not to die
Let her. Straight razors are neat.
Help /b/ my parents just found out I smoke weed, wat do?
kill them
>>674490813
smoke weed...
Just start masturbaiting in front of them, it'll change the subject
>>674490813
an hero
Am I ugly? I'm on the left of the picture with the purple coat.
Your face is disgusting and I would be happier if you were dead
>>674488288
Post feet for rate.
You're either a ugly women or a 3-4/10 male
you are ok faget, a normal child....... but a normal child doesn't go on 4chan.
I may be silenced soon, but I think I've traveled trough multiverse's, Last night I did some pretty awesome weed while working in my electronics lab (I'm working on my PHD in Kavli in NLD, I have a Masters in Quantum Mechanics with a Major in Particle Field Theory) and while working on a Particle expanding protocols I noticed the coding being used was a little off, so I came on here and some faggots helped me out on /g, after some successful attempts to move matter across the room I started thinking what if I imputed more data to see if I could cause failures but I got stranger reactions, at first I added string code such as "if input=core*3.14159 {output=input) (STONED Python) so I started to get reactions such as different colors appearing where the matter should, this would dissipate after a few seconds. (reason for this is kind of playing around is because I'm working on a portable device to be able to transfer matter without the need for large infrastructure behind it, only imaging for moving atoms at the moment, but having issues with power usage)..
anyway back on the story, I started adding more strings and failures, this created a miniature orb floating at the end coordinates it was bright white, like I mean really really white, so like any fuckhead stoned I went over and poked it, the next thing I remember is waking in my lab this morning in a new set of clothes, my head hurt and still does now. I had a piece of paper scribbled on the desk with the follow,
>>674485441
AYQL1942 - Normal, Selene porn
YQAL2425 - No Bieber, Stallone is terminator, NO FIG ROLLS,
UTZA9586 - no BK (I think burger king), no weed, fuck this noise
QTQ12231 - abandoned
this went on for a while, just random shit... I didn't know what it was, but today I started remember a really weird dream, which when I relooked at the list.. right now I'm freaking out did I have a bad batch of weed, did I have a stroke, I don't know but im craving chocolate milk so much, im going to try replicate the results tonight and see what I had saved on my Lab system. I don't know where my lab Coat or phone is
>>674485441
bump
Cool
Post proof or take your RP back to >>>/x/
