You will never be as shredded as me and I could literally squash you if I felt it
>implying your not jealous
>pls kill yourself
>chad makes a thread boasting about his personal fitness.
>no one cares enough to bother asking for a timestamp.
Lel
work on size on your shoulders and chest, nice body fat % though
>>674492184
this is this faggots second thread today, as well!
>>674491802
You will never be 6'4 like me.
>Looks like a regular faggot with a shirt on
>Under 5'8
>Weighs 130 lbs
>I git pussi
Fap to my sis (right) with me?
>>674491762
>>674491762
Both of those girls give me a de-rection, so no.
>>674491876
I would but they're not nude
Can we have a hardcore gay thread? Raw anal creampies
OP is a faggot and should kill himself
That is disgusting. Get out.
>>674492210
Finally, a good thread.
One sec, I gotta see if I got anything good on my computer.
Cock Tribute Thread
Doing as many tributes as possible
continue from this thread
>>674475531
Balls on her face, please?
Why don't you own a pistol, /b/?
>>674492465
>>674492465
I do. I own a smith and wesson m&p .40c
>>674492465
I'm an AusFag.
We have laws on guns
Name one good reason for having one
home invasion
My girlfriend knows how to use a straight razor; dubs decides if I ask her to shave me.
Do et
Let her
Try not to die
Let her. Straight razors are neat.
Help /b/ my parents just found out I smoke weed, wat do?
kill them
>>674490813
smoke weed...
Just start masturbaiting in front of them, it'll change the subject
>>674490813
an hero
Am I ugly? I'm on the left of the picture with the purple coat.
Your face is disgusting and I would be happier if you were dead
>>674488288
Post feet for rate.
You're either a ugly women or a 3-4/10 male
you are ok faget, a normal child....... but a normal child doesn't go on 4chan.
I may be silenced soon, but I think I've traveled trough multiverse's, Last night I did some pretty awesome weed while working in my electronics lab (I'm working on my PHD in Kavli in NLD, I have a Masters in Quantum Mechanics with a Major in Particle Field Theory) and while working on a Particle expanding protocols I noticed the coding being used was a little off, so I came on here and some faggots helped me out on /g, after some successful attempts to move matter across the room I started thinking what if I imputed more data to see if I could cause failures but I got stranger reactions, at first I added string code such as "if input=core*3.14159 {output=input) (STONED Python) so I started to get reactions such as different colors appearing where the matter should, this would dissipate after a few seconds. (reason for this is kind of playing around is because I'm working on a portable device to be able to transfer matter without the need for large infrastructure behind it, only imaging for moving atoms at the moment, but having issues with power usage)..
anyway back on the story, I started adding more strings and failures, this created a miniature orb floating at the end coordinates it was bright white, like I mean really really white, so like any fuckhead stoned I went over and poked it, the next thing I remember is waking in my lab this morning in a new set of clothes, my head hurt and still does now. I had a piece of paper scribbled on the desk with the follow,
>>674485441
AYQL1942 - Normal, Selene porn
YQAL2425 - No Bieber, Stallone is terminator, NO FIG ROLLS,
UTZA9586 - no BK (I think burger king), no weed, fuck this noise
QTQ12231 - abandoned
this went on for a while, just random shit... I didn't know what it was, but today I started remember a really weird dream, which when I relooked at the list.. right now I'm freaking out did I have a bad batch of weed, did I have a stroke, I don't know but im craving chocolate milk so much, im going to try replicate the results tonight and see what I had saved on my Lab system. I don't know where my lab Coat or phone is
>>674485441
bump
Cool
Post proof or take your RP back to >>>/x/
YOU FALL IN LOVE YOU LOSE
YOU SAVE YOU POST 2
>>674491022
Already lost
/b/ro's, help me fill my reactions folder. I'll post a view to get started.
>>674491208
Few **
>>674491377
Check em
Why do Asian girls love Black guys so much?
They don't
>>674489948
/thread
Hahahaha you fucking dumb cuck. Asian girls (and Asians in general) look down on niggers as scums (which they are frankly). I even heard of a situation in Japan where some people actually called a nigger a monkey. For them darker skin = lower status
>>674490391
This
In general, asians tend to aspire to be as white as possible, even getting surgery to make their eyes more caucasian
Your thread is shit OP
Canada girls thread!
middle is amber 519/905
Her name is Kristen arruda
905 area
905 comin in
>>674490546
Nice
General Danny DeVito Thread
can't believe that his doctors only gave him a few months to live. Such a funny guy and a legitimate good guy.
>>674487576
WAIT WHAT
>>674487792
Is your nose gushing blood or something?
>>674488468
yes
Well /b/?
I hope I get aborted
>>674489484
Nigger
>>674490800
Fuck, can't decide, give advice b/, which is the best country to be born in?
Taco Bell
No rekt thread?
>>674490680
>no rekt thread?
>posting YLYL
Spooky Thread
>>674488754
My heart skipped a beat
>>674488754
Would fuck
Also more unexplainable webms pls...ill dump what i got
Hey guys!! I have no clue where to live in the future... I know I want to live in a major city. I would prefer it in the US, but I have no clue where. Help me decide /b/!! I'm in between Seattle and Boston. What city is the best?
>>674487866
Boston. Seattle is awful and I would know since I was born and raised there. Now would be the worst time to move there too because rent is going up insane amounts.
>>674488782
Well I'm not limiting myself to just the two cities? I would like any city
>>674487866
Seattle is one of the worst places I've ever been to in my life. Fuck Seattle. Bunch of liberal hipster lesbian fucks and the weather is absolute shit. Depressing as fuck too.
>>674488782
First year I lived there rent for my downtown place was only $950 cause it was over a garage. Next year they wanted $1295. I moved out over night and they tried to send my bill to collections but nobody would by the debt from them, lol.
confession thread?
(pic not related)
>>674486523
I fap to my younger sis (left) almost daily.
I've never seen a girl naked IRL. I watch lots of porn etc. I've given a girl a hickey legit on her tit but it was in a movie theater so I didn't legit see her boobs. (so I've never seen pussy + tits + or a full ass. I've seen really good cleavage and some nice ass but not complete ass.
got kinda coerced into giving a guy a blowjob in a movie theater, i was yougner than him (14-18) and i didnt want to do anything bad so i sucked up and ended up really loving it
sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick
Porn Webm Thread
>>674486712
Moar like this
>>674486619
SAUCE PLEASE!!
>>674487200
You half to sleep little one
