Real twix here.
666 gets my soul.
Go.
Next pic will be time stamp.
ayyyyyyyy twixxx
you are pretty damn cute so illl roll to that
666
Rollerino, I guess?
Got a raging boner right now. Give me some good pics to fap to.
So, my wife is a week away from giving birth to our first child (a boy). We have yet to pick a name.. I like medieval sounding names.. any ideas guys? Here is my possible list:
Bowen
Abraham
Rowan
Kylo
Fletcher
Eynin
Edwin
Levi
Link
Barrett
Gerald
Dont name him Kylo you absolute turbofag.
>>684781253
>Kylo
Really ?
Jamal, after his father.
I know some of you guys are okay, a lot of you are edgy faggots now but I'm sure there are some of you that are okay.
I want to kill myself.
I feel like a complete waste of space and I honestly don't think I can pull myself out of this rut. I've been trapped in it for years.
I have no actual friends or social skills.
I feel underappreciated in everything I do.
I'm overweight, not particularly attractive.
Overall I'm a piece of shit.
I sit and think a lot about how I could do it, I've been looking towards bleeding out or hanging myself. Oddly enough when I think about slitting my throat, I can feel a lump in my throat and it feels slightly irritated.
My problem with killing myself however lies with one thing; my family. As underappreciated as they make me feel, I couldn't do something like that to my mom. I really don't think that a parent should outlive their children, so I can't do it.
I don't know anymore /b/. I guess I only really came here to vent because I haven't really got anyone I can tell this to. I don't expect sympathy and I don't expect advice.
>>684770310
Me too, anon.
Maybe tomorrow.
>>684770310
>in everything I do
orly? what do you do anon?
Ill b your friend. Add me on kik. Madameoppenheimer
>>684770310
life has ups and downs but you have to be the change you want to be.
apathy kills
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
He shall be released! Hail hydra! Hsol cthuhlu!
Free Kutunluu!
RELEASE
free Cthulhu
Girls you know and have fapped to at least 10 times.
Roll b
Rollin on a river
Rolll
roll and ride.
Rolloing
g/fur cont
Is an AR15 suitable for a suicide? I'm only 18 so I can't buy a pistol. I don't want to blow my head clean off with a shotgun. I just want to leave a hole.
Thanks.
bump...
be an hero
>>684774807
No. I want to use a gun.
This way you don't even need a real gun
>Buy an airsoft pistol
>paint the orange shit black
>find cop
>point at cop
>get shot in head
>die
Epic toll thread.
Also, who's the best and why are other picks wrong?
I vote Time Warden for sake of epicness or Trickster to have some fun
>>684775309
Rollin'
Rollex
>>684775309
roll
>>684775309
rollan
Post your ex girlfriend
Sand nigger/10
Would fuck till dick became scarab sauce
we still fuck sometimes
Sup /b/ just inherited $700,000 what do?
>>684773471
Fuck a $700,000 hooker or 700,000 $1 hookers.
give me most of it
>>684773471
Gimme 10$ for some food !
>>684773471
kys
>>inb4 nice bait
ITT: You're personal 10/10 aryan goddess's
>posts a jew
>>684775527
she's aryan
ugh, god. that jew bitch looks like she comes with about 3 weeks-worth of feminist rants.
no thank you.
Waifu claiming thread.
>Spicy Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>spicily claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post spicy pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>spicy RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss spicy stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised spicy content
>most importantly: Follow The Rules
Kud claim~
>Going to sleep edition
See you all in a couple hours
Reposting this in case Shizuru missed it
The game I was suggesting was here https://vndb.org/v1377
And I cannot recommend that one enough.
>>684776969
Have a good night Kud. I'll check in to getting it.
But i made omne first..
684776834
>>684777111
I'll let you make the next bread, whoever you are.
You've been kidnapped by ISIS. The last main character in a TV show you watched (movie, or Youtube video otherwise) is the person assigned to save you. How fucked are you?
>Bea Smith on Wentworth
Could be worse. She's a hard bitch.
>>684775756
dont know the anime name or the main lead name, but it's a girl with full robot body, so yea, i'm gud
The Doctor from Doctor Who.
I think I'll be alright
Hitler, maybe im not fucked up
What was the best tank ever build?
And why is it the Russian T34?
You're mom
>>684769635
>T-34
>Tank in pic is T-34-86
Fuck off dumb america poster
>>684769855
Its still a t34 smartass
>>684769855
>86
le ebin trole m8 :-DDD
President Bernie Sanders 2016
>>684773073
Fucking US
You know that's gonna be there, for like, ever, right?
>>684773288
Yes? And?
Nach Wochen der Abstinenz mach ich mal wieder einen Faden
>wie war euer langes Wochenende?
>Titten oder Arsch?
>vergeben?
>was hab ich verpasst?
... bessere Fragen bitte ergänzen
>>684769145
>>wie war euer langes Wochenende?
Locker
>>Titten oder Arsch?
Le tits
>>vergeben?
Nein
>>was hab ich verpasst?
Einiges. Boxxer war am Start. Alle anatürlich so "Ey wow.." Dann kam Haley um die Ecke, dieser Trump-Spacken war auch da. Naja, jedenfalls haben wir dann comic ein großes Faden-Treffen in Köln organisiert. Wir alle hin, Riesensause, etc. Es gab Drogen und haufenweise Süßmettchen. War echt der Hammer.Schade, dass es eine einmalige Sache war und nie wieder apassieren wird.
>>684770454
>eine einmalige Sache war und nie wieder apassieren wird
und ich habs verpasst
>>684770566
Pfff ja hey, man verabschiedet sich ja auch nicht einfach so aus dem Faden. Zieh einfach deine Lehren drauß und lebe weiter, Anon.
>>684770728
das leben hat mir keine zeit gelassen für 4kanal
Would you fuck this if no one was going to find out? Also
WTF? Thread.
Sauce?
>>684775044
The fuck is that
>>684775125
>what is a water mark
>>684775125
From here.
Hi /b/,
I am a 22 year old femanon and I have a huge crush on this 31 year old guy I met in a bar last week. I don't usually go to bars because guys I meet are all too drunk and horny, but this one-- We had a great conversation.
However his friend was very persistent in getting my number, and I gave it as he said he'd invite me out with all of them (with the cute one too)
What do mature guys in their 30's want in a girl? How can I get him to like me
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>684774672
This or /thread. I'm 32 btw
>>684774672
I concur
>>684774539
Like any guy wants--what do you look like?
