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Got a raging boner right now. Give me some good pics to fap to.
So, my wife is a week away from giving birth to our first child (a boy). We have yet to pick a name.. I like medieval sounding names.. any ideas guys? Here is my possible list:
Bowen
Abraham
Rowan
Kylo
Fletcher
Eynin
Edwin
Levi
Link
Barrett
Gerald
Dont name him Kylo you absolute turbofag.
>>684781253
>Kylo
Really ?
Jamal, after his father.
>>684781253
Barechestedness
I know some of you guys are okay, a lot of you are edgy faggots now but I'm sure there are some of you that are okay.
I want to kill myself.
I feel like a complete waste of space and I honestly don't think I can pull myself out of this rut. I've been trapped in it for years.
I have no actual friends or social skills.
I feel underappreciated in everything I do.
I'm overweight, not particularly attractive.
Overall I'm a piece of shit.
I sit and think a lot about how I could do it, I've been looking towards bleeding
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>>684770310
Me too, anon.
Maybe tomorrow.
>>684770310
>in everything I do
orly? what do you do anon?
Ill b your friend. Add me on kik. Madameoppenheimer
>>684770310
life has ups and downs but you have to be the change you want to be.
apathy kills
>>684770310
Join the army instead
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
He shall be released! Hail hydra! Hsol cthuhlu!
Free Kutunluu!
RELEASE
free Cthulhu
>>684776884
Hng so close
Girls you know and have fapped to at least 10 times.
Slutty coworker. I would love to fuck her.
Roll b
Rollin on a river
Rolll
roll and ride.
Rolloing
>>684765638
roll!
g/fur cont
Is an AR15 suitable for a suicide? I'm only 18 so I can't buy a pistol. I don't want to blow my head clean off with a shotgun. I just want to leave a hole.
Thanks.
bump...
be an hero
>>684774807
No. I want to use a gun.
This way you don't even need a real gun
>Buy an airsoft pistol
>paint the orange shit black
>find cop
>point at cop
>get shot in head
>die
>>684774646
Idk. 5.56 is such a small caliber. I recommend at least a 9mm round.
Epic toll thread.
Also, who's the best and why are other picks wrong?
I vote Time Warden for sake of epicness or Trickster to have some fun
>>684775309
Rollin'
Rollex
>>684775309
roll
>>684775309
rollan
>>684775309
Once I rolled this I got dominator. I like alchemist though. Enjoying eternal youth, I would focus on producing the best fertilizer to grow the dankest cannabis ever, then make a potion of time travel and go back in time to have a nice discussion with Carl Sagan under the skies of summer evening, while loading up a vaporizer with my dankest strain.
Post your ex girlfriend
Sand nigger/10
Would fuck till dick became scarab sauce
we still fuck sometimes
She fine?
Sup /b/ just inherited $700,000 what do?
>>684773471
Fuck a $700,000 hooker or 700,000 $1 hookers.
give me most of it
>>684773471
Gimme 10$ for some food !
>>684773471
kys
>>inb4 nice bait
>>684773578
I'm looking for serious answers like this
ITT: You're personal 10/10 aryan goddess's
>posts a jew
>>684775527
she's aryan
ugh, god. that jew bitch looks like she comes with about 3 weeks-worth of feminist rants.
no thank you.
>>684775657
your retarded
Waifu claiming thread.
>Spicy Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>spicily claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post spicy pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>spicy RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss
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Kud claim~
>Going to sleep edition
See you all in a couple hours
Reposting this in case Shizuru missed it
The game I was suggesting was here https://vndb.org/v1377
And I cannot recommend that one enough.
>>684776969
Have a good night Kud. I'll check in to getting it.
But i made omne first..
684776834
>>684777111
I'll let you make the next bread, whoever you are.
>>684777111
Dumbass.
But your's was made earlier.
You've been kidnapped by ISIS. The last main character in a TV show you watched (movie, or Youtube video otherwise) is the person assigned to save you. How fucked are you?
>Bea Smith on Wentworth
Could be worse. She's a hard bitch.
>>684775756
dont know the anime name or the main lead name, but it's a girl with full robot body, so yea, i'm gud
The Doctor from Doctor Who.
I think I'll be alright
Hitler, maybe im not fucked up
>>684775756
>Stan Smith
I mean that's literally in his job description so I should be good
What was the best tank ever build?
And why is it the Russian T34?
You're mom
>>684769635
>T-34
>Tank in pic is T-34-86
Fuck off dumb america poster
>>684769855
Its still a t34 smartass
>>684769855
>86
le ebin trole m8 :-DDD
>>684769635
>>684769952
>>684769957
>Its still a t34 smartass
no it is not "t34" it is T-34
President Bernie Sanders 2016
>>684773073
Fucking US
You know that's gonna be there, for like, ever, right?
>>684773288
Yes? And?
Nach Wochen der Abstinenz mach ich mal wieder einen Faden
>wie war euer langes Wochenende?
>Titten oder Arsch?
>vergeben?
>was hab ich verpasst?
... bessere Fragen bitte ergänzen
>>684769145
>>wie war euer langes Wochenende?
Locker
>>Titten oder Arsch?
Le tits
>>vergeben?
Nein
>>was hab ich verpasst?
Einiges. Boxxer war am Start. Alle anatürlich so "Ey wow.." Dann kam Haley um die Ecke, dieser Trump-Spacken war auch da. Naja, jedenfalls haben wir dann comic ein großes Faden-Treffen in Köln organisiert. Wir alle hin, Riesensause, etc. Es...
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>>684770454
>eine einmalige Sache war und nie wieder apassieren wird
und ich habs verpasst
>>684770566
Pfff ja hey, man verabschiedet sich ja auch nicht einfach so aus dem Faden. Zieh einfach deine Lehren drauß und lebe weiter, Anon.
>>684770728
das leben hat mir keine zeit gelassen für 4kanal
>>684770855
Was lag an? Hastes hinter dir?
Would you fuck this if no one was going to find out? Also
WTF? Thread.
Sauce?
>>684775044
The fuck is that
>>684775125
>what is a water mark
>>684775125
From here.
>>684775238
A fake torso
Hi /b/,
I am a 22 year old femanon and I have a huge crush on this 31 year old guy I met in a bar last week. I don't usually go to bars because guys I meet are all too drunk and horny, but this one-- We had a great conversation.
However his friend was very persistent in getting my number, and I gave it as he said he'd invite me out with all of them (with the cute one too)
What do mature guys in their 30's want in a girl? How can I get him to like me
tits and timestamp or gtfo
>>684774672
This or /thread. I'm 32 btw
>>684774672
I concur
>>684774539
Like any guy wants--what do you look like?
guys always want the same thing in females: cuteness and youth
anything else, like brains, is just icing on the cake
drawthread
Posting in anon thread.
fuk this thread
>>684775379
>when you work so hard to save it "mundy.png" and they dont give you no respect
>>684775403
that drawing looks like shit
>>684775555
Dubquads of truth.
