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Richfag here
I'll buy a Steam game under $40 for the first anon who rolls dubs
post your Steam name
no rerolls
>>684782959
Rolling for Darkest Dungeon.
manofcarbon
>>684783129
Damn, ah well maybe next time.
/id/sanik_gottagofast
firewatch
>>684782959
dayz
id/victim-zone
just anything
wattermun
this triggers the christfags
>>684780027
If there one religious group I've found most tolerant of their iconography, it seems to be Christians. This will get you nowhere.
...so he was nailed on the cruss....
>>684780147
i just posted this on /pol/ and i was getting death threats and shit
>>684780154
lel
>>684780147
christianity and tolerance do not work together, they are polar opposites
/b/..
Trying to decide if I'm serious about getting silicone implants or not.
Would like the cold hard anon truth about whether or not I should.
No white knights please.
>>684782332
it would probably make you look like shit tbh and ultimately you'd despise what you did to yourself for the sake of other people and your own insecurities.
you dont need it visually or mentally, your chest is fine
Yes. Your tits would look much nicer with modest implants.
Please tell us about getting your nipples pierced. Did a dude do it?
Boys don't need big tits op, your fine.
no your tits are fine and implants look shit
>>684782332
barechestedness
Real twix here.
666 gets my soul.
Go.
Next pic will be time stamp.
ayyyyyyyy twixxx
you are pretty damn cute so illl roll to that
666
Rollerino, I guess?
666 get
Got a raging boner right now. Give me some good pics to fap to.
So, my wife is a week away from giving birth to our first child (a boy). We have yet to pick a name.. I like medieval sounding names.. any ideas guys? Here is my possible list:
Bowen
Abraham
Rowan
Kylo
Fletcher
Eynin
Edwin
Levi
Link
Barrett
Gerald
Dont name him Kylo you absolute turbofag.
>>684781253
>Kylo
Really ?
Jamal, after his father.
>>684781253
Barechestedness
I know some of you guys are okay, a lot of you are edgy faggots now but I'm sure there are some of you that are okay.
I want to kill myself.
I feel like a complete waste of space and I honestly don't think I can pull myself out of this rut. I've been trapped in it for years.
I have no actual friends or social skills.
I feel underappreciated in everything I do.
I'm overweight, not particularly attractive.
Overall I'm a piece of shit.
I sit and think a lot about how I could do it, I've been looking towards bleeding
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>>684770310
Me too, anon.
Maybe tomorrow.
>>684770310
>in everything I do
orly? what do you do anon?
Ill b your friend. Add me on kik. Madameoppenheimer
>>684770310
life has ups and downs but you have to be the change you want to be.
apathy kills
>>684770310
Join the army instead
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
He shall be released! Hail hydra! Hsol cthuhlu!
Free Kutunluu!
RELEASE
free Cthulhu
>>684776884
Hng so close
Girls you know and have fapped to at least 10 times.
Slutty coworker. I would love to fuck her.
Roll b
Rollin on a river
Rolll
roll and ride.
Rolloing
>>684765638
roll!
g/fur cont
Is an AR15 suitable for a suicide? I'm only 18 so I can't buy a pistol. I don't want to blow my head clean off with a shotgun. I just want to leave a hole.
Thanks.
bump...
be an hero
>>684774807
No. I want to use a gun.
This way you don't even need a real gun
>Buy an airsoft pistol
>paint the orange shit black
>find cop
>point at cop
>get shot in head
>die
>>684774646
Idk. 5.56 is such a small caliber. I recommend at least a 9mm round.
Epic toll thread.
Also, who's the best and why are other picks wrong?
I vote Time Warden for sake of epicness or Trickster to have some fun
>>684775309
Rollin'
Rollex
>>684775309
roll
>>684775309
rollan
>>684775309
Once I rolled this I got dominator. I like alchemist though. Enjoying eternal youth, I would focus on producing the best fertilizer to grow the dankest cannabis ever, then make a potion of time travel and go back in time to have a nice discussion with Carl Sagan under the skies of summer evening, while loading up a vaporizer with my dankest strain.
Post your ex girlfriend
Sand nigger/10
Would fuck till dick became scarab sauce
we still fuck sometimes
She fine?
Sup /b/ just inherited $700,000 what do?
>>684773471
Fuck a $700,000 hooker or 700,000 $1 hookers.
give me most of it
>>684773471
Gimme 10$ for some food !
>>684773471
kys
>>inb4 nice bait
>>684773578
I'm looking for serious answers like this
ITT: You're personal 10/10 aryan goddess's
>posts a jew
>>684775527
she's aryan
ugh, god. that jew bitch looks like she comes with about 3 weeks-worth of feminist rants.
no thank you.
>>684775657
your retarded
Waifu claiming thread.
>Spicy Edition
The rules are very simple:
>rules
>spicily claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post spicy pics of your waifu
>more rules
>pretend this is legal
>spicy RP and ERP are not encouraged
>please don't sue me
>even more rules
>discuss
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Kud claim~
>Going to sleep edition
See you all in a couple hours
Reposting this in case Shizuru missed it
The game I was suggesting was here https://vndb.org/v1377
And I cannot recommend that one enough.
>>684776969
Have a good night Kud. I'll check in to getting it.
But i made omne first..
684776834
>>684777111
I'll let you make the next bread, whoever you are.
>>684777111
Dumbass.
But your's was made earlier.
You've been kidnapped by ISIS. The last main character in a TV show you watched (movie, or Youtube video otherwise) is the person assigned to save you. How fucked are you?
>Bea Smith on Wentworth
Could be worse. She's a hard bitch.
>>684775756
dont know the anime name or the main lead name, but it's a girl with full robot body, so yea, i'm gud
The Doctor from Doctor Who.
I think I'll be alright
Hitler, maybe im not fucked up
>>684775756
>Stan Smith
I mean that's literally in his job description so I should be good
What was the best tank ever build?
And why is it the Russian T34?
You're mom
>>684769635
>T-34
>Tank in pic is T-34-86
Fuck off dumb america poster
>>684769855
Its still a t34 smartass
>>684769855
>86
le ebin trole m8 :-DDD
>>684769635
>>684769952
>>684769957
>Its still a t34 smartass
no it is not "t34" it is T-34
President Bernie Sanders 2016
>>684773073
Fucking US
You know that's gonna be there, for like, ever, right?
>>684773288
Yes? And?
