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dubs decide my steam profile photo
And the nickname (I play cs:go)
nick: TRUMP2016
nick: i fuck ur mom
Can we get a Kik thread going?
Try Epicsmokey
Got some nudes from her before...
Rustymudkips
Try runningfofun6820
If dubs I kill myself
Xans_ has some amazing pics.
Let's do it again!
First post ending with dub 3, 6 or 9 gets a $25 Amazon gift card. Post must contain a valid e-mail address. Posts linking to a previous post with a valid e-mail address are acceptable.
I hope you all lose.
>>678391655
Where's the e-mail address, retard?
>>678392367
Good for you
I win
>>678393279
The prize isn't for the biggest faggot in the thread, anon.
Hey you won too. Looks like you get to keep it
Why is my school full of faggots, I wouldn't want any one to know I get on this gay ass site. Do you fags take the 4chans into the real world?
>>678390613
Are you just forgetting about rule 1 & 2 faggot?
I told someone about 4chan once, they said it sounds "really cool" and asked if they should make an account
Did you dad waste your brothers and sisters because your mum sucked him off instead of ramming her vag?
>>678390872
You broke rule 1 and 2. You must now kill yourself to salvage your honour. Live stream it faggot
>>678390872
>>678391111
Do it faggot. Post live stream and an hero!
Name a country with better women than Russia
>>678391849
>Netherlands
>Poland
>Cuba
only ones I have experience with
All of them.
china
>>678391849
Soviet Union
Brazil
ITT:
Draw characters on MS Paint and anons guess who they are/what show/movie they're from
Starting off easy
Your mom
Most definitely WW from Breaking Bad. The dad stache and green shirt give it away.
>>678391800
That's Mr Bad at braking
>>678392271
Yes good job
>>678392085
Apply yourself anon
>>678392497
Sorry. The mustache confused me
OP is in a situation where he has some hashish, but can't smoke it, so he has decided to eat some of it.
Does eating hash get you high? And if so, how much do you have to consume it and how long does it take to kick in?
Straight off the first page of google -
THC - Tetrahydrocannibinol - is not soluble in water of stomach acids. So the rumor about eating hashish and getting high from this is untrue. To make hashish (or cannabis) edible and metabolized, one needs to dissolve it in a fat like butter or cooking-oil.
tl;dr no it won't work.
It wont work you pleb.
>>678388794
Eating hash can help with inflamation and general muscle soreness but no it won't actually get you high. IF you have a plain metal safety pin and a glass you can jam a hunk of hash on the pin get it smoldering put the glass over it and lift it slightly and inhale at the gap to get the smoke, if you do this the glass will be resonated so dont use one you care about
>Does eating hash get you high?
kek
>>678388794
>>678389424
And yes I know you said you can't smoke it but you didn't clarify why so i figured you just don't have a pipe to pack it in
Let's watch a movie /b/
Rollerino
just what i needed!
ljhjhbv
>>678390328
Lekker rolstoelen
rollo
Just made a nice cum oreo, I was hungry
>>678391988
gtfo you fucking fag
It sure is good
>>678391988
it is obvious, you cum in two oreos, one of which was already bitten
>>678392433
I actually did eat it lol
eat it
I've been here for some time, but the rules are older then me, I see a lot of versions of the rules of the internet.
What is the first one?
#1 dont talk about /b/
#2 dont talk about /b/
>>678390859
#2 do NOT talk about /b/
>>678390859
he only asked about the first rule faggot
>>678390706
Rule 34 exists. Is there a porn of it?
im actually sad that some people dont know the rules
Any interest in a celeb fap thread tonight?
Wonder if my boys are here.
>>678391086
Brilliant
>>678390677
i fucked vanessa hudgens way before she was famous.
she'd come over sometimes while her boyfriend was away after school.
once the door would close she'd almost instantly get naked. most times she'd put on her favorite song and start sucking. then she would cry. her tears and makeup would drip down her face onto my dick. its surprising how cold tears are. eventually i finally asked her what was wrong. in between licks she told me that her favorite song was also her bfs favorite song. so even...
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You nostalgia, you lose.
PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR MIND BLOWN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwarhzl76D8
SO HERE I AM, DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>678392958
already out...
>...
New YLYL Thread
>>678391834
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678391834
tell me this is a joke
>>678392161
Nice FUCKING meme you fucking SPERGLORD FAGSHIT. Holy FUCK it pisses me off when some unoriginal, retarded assholish dickweed decides it would just be FUCKING HILARIOUS to post the SAME. OVERUSED. JOKE. What do you even fucking hope to gain out of this? Karma? Well you're certainly getting that, cause it seems like a lot of other inbred shitface fucking retarded autistic fuckshits are thinking you're just FUCKING HILARIOUS and that this joke HASN'T BEEN MADE A BILLION FUCKING TIMES. FUCK you.
>>678392241
its real
fresh new ylyl thread?
>>678391663
Okay fags, it's time to talk business. The market doesn't lie. People want banana, and they want banana now. Statistics show that banana is on a steady increase across the board, and I plan on riding this gravy train to the last stop. The time is now to invest in banana. No hesitation, no pussyfooting around the issue. It's time to put our trust in banana!
>>678391934
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn’t he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a little girl as you once again post your little Banana Image in a YLYL thread and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don’t even fill in the captcha. Maybe you’re such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan...
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>>678391934
i lost
hey /b/ i bought a vape today... am i faggot?
>>678391729
You like SJW Klein, so yeh
wasted yer money, faggot.
>>678392075
ooo what did he do that was sjwy
should've prefaced by saying that ive been having lung problems as of late and this is to help stop smoking cancer stickers. is that any better /b/?
Anyone else like incest?
I'll share how I had a kid with my little cousin,looks like pic, I think she was 18 by the time he popped out, met her when she was 17 when I was about 21-22. I don't want to put too many details but we are both mixed race, no nigger genes, just both light brown skin kinda Latino looking. She has massive tits and almost no fat, pretty short brown hair that's always colored(sometimes bright orange, sometimes black, just everything) and she puts it into different styles all the time. I never knew her growing up, both of our parents
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>>678391061
I'll bite
Nothing ruins a story more than the picture you say she looks like is ugly shithead. continue
Okay so we go to the party and I get fucked up, alcohol, percs, pot, just the usual. I basically told her I wanted to fuck her and she was acting kinda shy but followed me around all night and got mad when her friends came on to me. I ended up dropping her off at her place, I said she should just let me stay over because I was fucked up but she didn't want to because she lives in a small house and shares a room with her sister. On the ride home I fell asleep and rolled my suv, worked all day and was just fucked up and tired. I almost die and end up without anything too...
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>>678392237
You are fucking retarded but continue plox!
>>678391061
>met her when she was 17 when I was about 21-22
>she moved back "home" when she was 13 and I moved there around 20
time flys by when you'r a faggt
Autistic school stories, here's an example.
>be me
>be in 10th grade
>taking robotics class
>teacher is chill everyday
>get bored second semester
>decide to do stupid shit in his class whynot.jpg
>insert autismo phase 1
>bring a can of tomato sauce
>ask other students "you want
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>>678389691
CONT.
>bell rings
>go to 2nd period
>in robotics class
>go up to teacher
>ask "do you want some sauce"
>teacher says no
>show him tomato sauce
>he says "get out"
>pretty sure he doesn't mean it
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>>678390118
>security person escorts me to principle's office
>while walking i talk to security person
>"you want some sauce"
>he keks
>I dont even think he heard me
>gets to principle office
>lets call him mr.lard
>mr.lard stares at me for a good minute
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lmao you're a king
>Some kid ran around shouting
>"LOOK WHAT I GOT IN TRUBLE 4 XDDD""
I think this might be the autist
Why hide birthdate unless you're underage?
Do you think Steven Avery is innocent?
probably not lol
>>678390188
probably not
>>678390188
Likely not but the case is about more than avery it's about the fact that cops are allowed to go around railroading people like they did. Also Dassey should have had his entire case thrown out and been assigned a tard wrangler. He wasn't mentally able to be questioned or tried as he was.
>>678390188
watching the last episode now. After some stuff I learned on line, I tend to think he did. I'm not sure about brendan.
Nah, they excluded some evidence from the series, I.E. his DNA was found in the hood of her car, and a bullet with her DNA was found in a gun in his room.
But I'm sure if you asked him he'd say something along the lines of:
> Shietttt they're framing me i aint guilty its them damn coppers
I bet you newfags can't even triforce correctly.
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>>678392222
NICE QUADS Å►
