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Which one(s) do you prefer. This is only for titty lovers no assfags
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>>714295090
F
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C or F. The softer the better. Firm is meh.
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E
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>>714295090
Any except E and F

WWYD pt. 5

you know what to do..
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Yes
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>>714295143
DIRTY DAN REPORTING IN. AWWW YEAH IM GOING TO THRUST MY HARD COCK INTO YOUR TIGHT PINK PUSSY OVER AND OGRE AGAIN UNTIL YOU SCREAM, YOUR PUSSY TIGHTENING AROUND MY DICK AND CHOKING IT. THEN AS THE PRESSURE BUILDS UP, ILL GRIP IT OUT AND BLAST MY CUM ALL OVER YOUR FACE AND TITS. FUCK YEAH. ROCK FUCKING HARD RIGHT NOW. I WANT TO STUFF MY COCK UP YOUR ASS AND FEEL THE BLOOD SPURT OUT ON MY SAUSAGE AND CUM MORE AS YOU CONTRACT HIV AND AIDS PLUS ANAL WARTS AND PROBABLY CHLAMYDIA THAT IVE TRIED TO TREAT WITH CREAM BUT WONT GO AWAY.
HAHA my life is a fucking mess please help me
I GUESS IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS 6. POPS WAS A NAVY SEAL WITH MANY CONFIRMED KILLS BUT MA WOULDNT PUT OUT AFTER THE SECOND BABY SO HE CAME INTO MY ROOM ONE NIGHT AND SAID "WHAT DID YOU FUCKING SAY YOU FUCKING FAGGOT?" AND THEN HE RAMMED HIS VEINY THROBBING DICK IN MY ASS WHILE SHOUTING MA'S NAME AND THE NAME OF MY SISTER, IT WAS WEIRD AND I CRIED A LOT. THIS WENT ON FOR YEARS UNTIL I GOT INTO HIGH SCHOOL AND WORKED OUT A LOT. I BECAME BUFF AND AFTER MONTHS OF PLANNING, I WENT INTO HIS ROOM WHEN MA WAS ON A BUSINESS TRIP. I BENT HIM OVER AND RIPPED HIS PANTS OFF AND SAID "I REALLY, REALLY, REALLY, LIKE THIS ASS" AND THEN I RAMMED MY NOW MUSCULAR, THROBBING, AND VEINIER COCK INTO HIS PUCKERED ASSHOLE. HE LET OUT A YELP OF "43...CONFIRMED...KILLS" AS I RELEASED BUCKETS OF CUM IN HIS ASS. THREE DAYS LATER I WENT TO THE DOCTORS OFFICE AND HE TOLD ME I WAS HIV POSITIVE AND I MAY CONTRACT AIDS. HE ALSO SAID THE HEMORRHOIDS I HAVE ARE ACTUALLY GENITAL WARTS. IVE BEEN TREATING THEM FOR 10 YEARS AND HAVE BEEN HAVING CONSTANT SEX. IVE GIVEN SO MANY WOMEN AND MEN STDS FOR NO REASON. I GUESS IM STILL MAD AT MY PA FOR FUCKING MY TIGHT ASSHOLE SO LONG AGO. I JUST NEED LOVE. PLS HELP
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GoT Fap thread
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I'm kicking it off with Maisie
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Hnnng
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Shae

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Join
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dgcp1986 add me please
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Add sinn3sr
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Notthirsty69 add me for pics
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Slade760

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Hey /b/ can you watch this for a minute?

I have faith in you.
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watching it, /b/ro, don't worry.
nothing will happen to it on my watch
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hm, looks like this will be an easy job...
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watch what? o shit......

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Xray this please??
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attempting first xray anon
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>>714295597
I hope this doesn't go horribly bad.
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>>714295801
Too late lmao
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>>714296002
What the fuck.

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I have advances MS and use hash to cope (all I can get round here, Scotland). The supply has run out and I'm in pain again, and feeling anxious and jumpy. Am vaping for the nic, and taking valium for the jumpy feelings. Any advise on how to cope? Might be a couple of weeks before I can get more.
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>>714294306
Order it?
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hmmm
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>>714294445
I've had it on order for 3 weeks, but theres none to be found.
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>>714294577
Where'd you orde it from?

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What's her name/name of video?
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>>714295541
her native-american name is howling coyote, but she mostly goes by screamin' sarah
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>>714295616
anal annie

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What does /b/ think of programmable/fabricated humans? is it possible? btw this show is a mind fuck.
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they will steal the jobs of the illegal mexicans
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>>714295523
>inb4 dayterkaderbs
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>>714295411
Theoretically, yes.
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The AI side is more achievable than the humanoid robots side.
We could realistically have self improving AI within the next 50 years, but there's no chance of functioning humanoid robots in the same time frame.
We just don't have any way to power them, we'd need to go organic which is another highly advanced and beyond us area.

Hey /b/, has anyone have experience with the amsterdam red light district/de wallen?
I was in amsterdam last week but i did not visit a whore, happy that i live 1 hour away from amsterdam, and every day i think of fucking a whore i saw and i get super horny, any stories?
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>>714294466
interested...how much is it for a fuck/bj in the netherlands?
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>>714294571
The minimum is 50 euros i think.. That is suck and maybe fuck.. But it depends on the prostitutes, they decide what you pay for..
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>>714294571
so its cool if you knock on the window and ask prices maybe ask for a sale?
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>>714294650
is the bj with condom ?

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left pls
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Branford
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>>714294854
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New Haven
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anyone got a jen from simsbury in here?

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ITT: Lifestory thread

let's do something new

>born against the world (bad vision, red-green color blind, autism, scrawny body, bastard)
>had a boss of a dad step in to raise me, dropping his rise in career as a skilled chef
>rough childhood, anger management classes
>socially ostracized due to this
>depression, sucidal tendecies, shit-ratting
>decide i've had enough

>step up to life, bat ready,

>start working out 3 times a week, to gain self confidence in body
>start selling weed to work on my social skills
>kill it in school despite maybe 60% attendence
>no work ethic, start working in a warehouse and for a plumber as a under the table 'pretend apprentice' plumber
>move out for my last year of high school

>taking the swing

>learn to become completely independent
>working as a cook
>take a gap year and learn the pains and joys of a LDR made into SD, traveling a cross a sea for it
>teach myself calculus online over a few months
>get into a london uni for engineering

>hit a homerun
>on my way to starting businesses in the aerospace and marijuanna growing industries

What's your story /b/?
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>>714294097

>was born
>shittiest day ever
>now cant wait to die
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>>714294815
I feel ya, bro
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Not your personal army faggot
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>>714294097
>10 years of psych ward visits at whim of my parents
>they are devout Christians and I just wanted to smoke some pot
>meds, electroshock, whole 9 yards leave my best years a hellscape
>become fractured adult
>get wrapped up in the wrong shit for 5 years
>see and do a lot of crazy, socially deviant ass shit
>existential crisis
>no writing book about it
>dad worked in book distribution for 30 years and is friends with billionaire in publishing industry
>we'll see what happens next year

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I need advice. There is a girl i make out with at every party and Im pretty sure she has a crush on me. But the thing is that even though she is really hot she is kind of a bitch. She told me that she wants to fuck me but that she doesn't want to do it at the party because my ex gf was there. Yesterday we were both drunk and i said that maybe she should come to my place and she seemed in to it. The problem is that she told me that she doesn't want to be my "fuck buddy". She is also a virgin. Should i ask her to come to over today? Im scared that she will lose interest if i seem like i just want her pussy. What do?
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>>714295666
checked
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please, i need halp
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bump
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im not sure about fuck buddy but if thats what you want...

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YLYL
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Ass hole
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no!
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>>714294534
Fug

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Tell me a cuter shemale than Bailay Jay

Tip: You fucking cant
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Didn't he get all pudgy and shit recently?
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Jane Marie
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Back in the Linetrap days they were pretty cute

Now they're just the same as any pro shemale pornstar
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>>714294299

part of my stable. rag away my friends
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Wow those are all so cheap and shitty, kek
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Nice chibson
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>>714295727
even the 3 grand gibson? yeah
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I love the way people that couldn't paint their way out of a corner talk shit about other peoples equipment.

Say what you want about my gf.
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Arrogant cunt. Would hatefuck/10.
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>>714295389
she looks like she has a mustache
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>>714295389
She's kinda ugly, so nothing m8
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>>714295389
Not your GF.

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Comment and rate my gf guys
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Would fuck the shit out of her.

Kik me ? Rightleft7777
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3/10.... she has a weird black birthmark on her face
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5th image in your reaction folder is your reaction to tonights dinner. Pic related
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I want eat cheeze piza.
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Same. I miss it.
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>>714294381
MODS
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>>714294669
4 what?
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Me too, I just wish someone would deliver at these hours

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