Does anyone else here do the Mom/Son roleplay thing?
>>674353679
M or f?
>>674353679
nah cunt
I wish. Green text some stories
>>674353679
destinas in da house
run or your soul goes in mah belly
Dont worry about how I got it.
Quads opens it.
>>674354899
this bait is so low quality
not like i have anything better to do with my night. Rollin.
>>674354899
Fuck your quads, just open it faggot
>>674354899
I'll bite
What is /b drinking or smoking tonight?
>pic related
Having some good old Rum and smoking Dunhill
Bumping with OC from some Honduran bitches i've fucked.
Shameless self bump
Bump
Spring Break! Would you party with them?
degenerate boring white women
pass
>>674348651
i'd do more than party with them. i'd fuck the shit out of them and then call that number on the back of his truck and tell him his driving sucks shit
If they were topless and getting me beers, yes.
>>674349064
>>674349283
Hnnng. That's a good start.
porn webm thread GO
bump. also sauce?
Itt: We masturbate to barely legal teens!
fattys prefered
Challenge to /b/
MAKE THIS A MEME
>>674353088
No thanks
Nypa
>>674353088
got some hoverhand action goin on there
>>674353088
caps
fuck right off
hey guys, about that whole "holocaust" thing, you forgive me right?
>>674352182
>asking forgiveness for something you didn't do
>>674352336
>being this edgy
>>674352463
Post proof Goldberg.
>>674352336
FPBP
Cock r8
Rate
>>674353563
7 out.of 10
>>674353374
Oink Oink/10
>>674353749
Thank
Dubs gets her bra off
Also posts your girls if your want
>>674353405
Here
>>674353405
If dubs get you fucking show me your moobs
What anime are you currently bumping? I just started watching this for the second time and I love it. And yes im a newb/pleb/fag whatever
>>674352562
>bumping
wat?
>>674352562
I'm trying to watch Dimension W, but not only do the subs come out irregularly, the site their on has problems. For instance, the mobile version refuses to work, and I normally use my mobile data to watch it.
I recently finished Parasyte, and it was pretty good.
>>674353300
Shit, used the wrong version.
>they're
>>674352562
just started cowboy bebop, figured there's only 1 season so might as well
I have a flight to Japan in a few hours and my long-distance gf from there broke up with me yesterday.
Have to leave in a bit but will dump some pics.
>>674353551
Why you going to japan OP
more?
Could a richfag gift me Rocket League since im a poorfag
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Su5VZnHJ/
add my steam http://steamcommunity.com/id/Su5VZnHJ/
Has this ever actually happened
What would you do to me /b/?
Trips for nudes.
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAHN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Probably show you the best coffee places in town and take you back to my place to casually smoke and listen to my favorite music on vinyl.
>>674353049
Send you back to mexico.
>>674353049
OP is ironically a faggot.
>3 / 3 / 3 / 3
Omegle win thread!
anybody have OC?
Bump
Bump to see if anyone has oc
>>674349757
have oc but will not post unless others do
Anyone else live in "the hood"?
>be me, 2 minutes ago
>want beer, cigarettes
>walk 2 blocks to 7 11
>make sure to dress down so nobody knows i'm a beta
>8 niggers wearing red standing outside
>carrying on loudly
>stop talking as I approach
>actcasual.jpg
>walk inside
>cashier waches me like a hawk, talking to other one who usually works day time in native language
>ask for cigarettes as I set down beer
>id's me.
>day cashier says something, winks at me
>a crack head walks in, gross ass female
>throws arm around me
"ARE YOU GIVING MY HUSBAND A HARD TIME?!"
>pay and leave quickly
>niggers outside ask me for smokes, beer, money
>offer me drugs
>all talking at once
>speed walk away
I hate it here but I cant afford a better neighborhood
Update
>sketchy looking vato comes up to me outside smoking
>asks me if i've seen a green honda
>asks me if there's more parking around
>asks me for a beer
>asks me about busses
>calls me holmes every 10 seconds
Now i'm scared for my life
>thinks he lives in the "hood"
Nigger i literally live next door to compton
>>674348882
Not yet but me and my older brother are moving out of my house pretty soon, we're not going to an intense hood like that but moving from a nice rich white neighborhood to a downtown apartment in hamilton is going to be shitty. Stay safe brotha keep working so you can get the fuck out of there.
>>674350365
Hawthorne checking in.
Were do you live anon?
Who is the champion of /b/???
Selfless self rollin.
Roll fgt
>>674352081
Rerolll
Washington nudes. 509 preferred
253
509 Eburg
>>674351655
Tacoma here.
/b/ I need your help!
My cousin is coming over, for Saint Patrick's Day, to drink and be merry. In order for me to be merry I need to fuck her.
There will be lots of drinking but she said she doesn't want to go to wild.
Which is where you come in /b/
How can I sneak more alcohol to her. Or if need be what can I give here to make sure she blacks out?
Alcohols I have:
-Vodka
-Tequila
-Baileys
-I can buy different stuff if needed
Drugs I have:
-Vicodin
-Trazodone
-Zolpidem
Also, probably should have asked this first, will she be able to tell she has been fucked, the next day?
>>674350962
>img Kinda related.
I feel like Tyenol pm would fuck her up good to pass out
OP,
This is rape. If you want to minimise risk of getting caught post coitus you will need to be professional about it.
Use a condom, use lube or lots of saliva if you can, you don't want her pussy feeling rubbed raw or having any of your DNA left in it.
Stay out of her ass, that will hurt in the morning and be a dead giveaway.
After the act, dress her, and put her on the couch with a blanket with a glass of water etc and come up with a little story in the morning, like "gee, you got really wasted last night and crashed out on the couch, chucked a blanket on you dude"
or something to that effect..
Use the pills that have no aftertaste.
