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Who is the champion of /b/???
Selfless self rollin.
Roll fgt
>>674352081
Rerolll
Washington nudes. 509 preferred
253
509 Eburg
>>674351655
Tacoma here.
>>674351560
509
/b/ I need your help!
My cousin is coming over, for Saint Patrick's Day, to drink and be merry. In order for me to be merry I need to fuck her.
There will be lots of drinking but she said she doesn't want to go to wild.
Which is where you come in /b/
How can I sneak more alcohol to her. Or if need be what can I give here to make sure she blacks out?
Alcohols I have:
-Vodka
-Tequila
-Baileys
-I can buy different stuff if needed
Drugs I have:
-Vicodin
-Trazodone
-Zolpidem
Also, probably should have
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>>674350962
>img Kinda related.
I feel like Tyenol pm would fuck her up good to pass out
>>674350962
OP,
This is rape. If you want to minimise risk of getting caught post coitus you will need to be professional about it.
Use a condom, use lube or lots of saliva if you can, you don't want her pussy feeling rubbed raw or having any of your DNA left in it.
Stay out of her ass, that will hurt in the morning and be a dead giveaway.
After the act, dress her, and put her on the couch with a blanket with a glass of water etc and come up with a little story in the morning, like "gee, you got really wasted last night and crashed out on the couch,...
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>>674350962
are you muslim?
Alright /b/ who wants to gift my little sister stardew valley. She's been begging for it since it came out and I can't afford it for her. She's put it on my wishlist and has tried everything to get me to buy it. (She uses my account because she's too young to have her own) Thanks /b/ and I'll be sure to pay it forward asap.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lifeli nepanc
>>674350938
>Uses little sister for an excuse to get games
>cannot afford to buy her the game
>Has done everything to to get an Indie, RPG Simulator.
quit your bullshitting OP. Adding you to give the game you pathetic piece of shit.
>>674351314
OP here, wish I was bullshitting. The knife I have screenshots of got scammed away and that was all the money I had in my bank account. I am a pathetic piece of shit for being dumb enough to trade it though
>>674351601
hmm. i don't play that game that has a knife but i guess it cost good amount of money to lose it.
what age is your sister? doubt she likes an indie RPG sim.
>>674352077
It was a Cs:go knife. My sister is 12 and has been watching a few different series' on the game since it's release. She let's me know every new update that gets released and how cool the new features are... I really want to surprise her with this
>>674352077
Forgot to mention, the knife cost me around $130 USD
![j-a-i-l-b-a-i-t_o_171485[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/U0WoTmV.jpg "j-a-i-l-b-a-i-t_o_171485[1].jpg")
Is jb illegal?
>>674348712
Yes you dumb fuck. And having one night of sex for 3,650 days in prison getting fucked in the ass by some brute named bubba hardly hardly seems worthless.
>>674349309
Worth it*
>>674348712
Ask the subway guy.
>>674349309
>getting fucked in the ass by some brute named bubba
how old are you?
>HURR DURR PRISON RAPE BY BUBBA
no ones ever said that before!
Cringe thread
Post the most autistic thing you've seen in years
https://youtu.be/-3I9ThPfVqo
>>674349669 This guy
https://youtu.be/VTlEYQimyrQ
>>674351254
I rarely lose this soon, well played
CRINGE STREAM
BAKING SODA
PLSCUM
http://instasync.com/r/unoeme
>>674352473
Hunger Games thread.
First 24 get in.
Judy Hopps
Elmer fudd
Dam Son
Rami Hikari
Han Solo
Nostalgia cont.
>>674352066
dae remember this hidden gem
Vote here
http://strawpoll.me/7103924
YLYL
>loss
We interrupt your regularly scheduled shitty porn for a recipe thread
>>674350933
proceed
Im in love with a Feminist /b/
What do?
>>674346418
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0diJNybk0Mw
>>674346694
what?
>>674346418
read this then regurgitate some ideas
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andrea_Dworkin
getdapussi
>>674346694
why is there a white guy screaming "you're a white male" like it's a bad thing?
>>674346418
if youre not autistic then you can have a reasonable debate with her, as long as she is open to reason and not brainwashed by the radical wing of femenists. just learn about it, figure out what you agree with, and what you don't and stand by what you believe, as long as its rational and compassionate.
Has b/ formed an opinion on Seth Rogens upcoming animated film? Will it tank? Will it be the best adult based animated film out there? Who could have forseen a sausage fest of this magnitude!
well seth rogen is making it so it's probably going to be fucking awful
>>674349108
Care to elaborate on that mate?
looks amazing. who gives a fuck what b thinks this is the worst place to come for opinions on anything everyone here has shit taste
will only be watchable on an illicit substance
>>674349711
Very loaded statement anon. I to believe it will be a hoot however
Are you a psychopath?
>What makes you a psychopath ?
>do you hide it or don't care ?
>do you have friends ?
I made this thread to identity myself with others like me . you are not obligated to post anything and to the faggots that will make shit up fuck you. Tell me if you think you are a psychopath?
The biggest thing that makes me think I am one is not being able to feel anything . Nothing at all I have no feelings for anyone or anything I can't love I can't fear I can't...
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>>674348697
>Are you my Mummy?
>>674348697
Yes i am i took 2 tests sat night
Yes, I have constant thoughts of hurting and killing people, like there's something inside of me that keep provoking me and I seem to enjoy them.
oh cool is this the thread where all the 7th graders hang?
Dear /b/
I've just realized the powers of makeup and have decided that my whole life jerking off has been a lie.
Please console me.
Pic related.
>>674348332
sent a ps4. check your inbox ;)
>>674348332
Not always Anon
The fucken tan isn't even real.
>>674348332
so youre 12?
>>674348798
Fuck no wonder he hit her.
This is gonna be a long one guys, buckle up I need some serious advice. I promise you that this will be the most interesting thing on /b/ at least for tonight.
Longtime /b/ lurker about 10 years now first post in a longtime
Here's my situation.
Me: 5th year senior in college, 6' 220, no self confidence (anxiety, slight depression, self image issues) Virgin loser with a decent income would rate my looks a 3/10
>rewind 8 years
>be 15
>playing cod online all
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>I scroll through her page and she's literally super hot, like a fucking model. Literally on her page it says she's a model and her photos are modeling pics.
>yeah exactly, catfish alarm
>remember, I'm an overweight ugly dude, but my Facebook page was legit, and hers looks like it was made a week ago
>at the time I'm pretty lonely tho
>I just look over it and figure "what the fuck" not like she...
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Catfish
Bump the thread if I should continue... Typing this out is a bitch if no one is reading it... Again it's a long story I'm warning you...
Please have a happy ending OP
>>674351318
Bump, and post pics
Pick one and tell me what you'd do
>>674348986
Old guy in the back, fuck him RAW
Bang all 3 in a row
>>674348986
I will pick your mother and give to her in the ass, hard.
>>674348986
All of them including photographer. Interrogation.
NIGGER HATE THREAD
https://twitter.com/THEDINGOJOHNSON /status/710190911737745408/video/1
>>674346070
Lmao she got her ass whooped
Shes from southmoore high school Oklahoma
https://twitter.com/aleeyah405/status/709890610547720194
>>674346070
Is it time to ruin another life?
>>674347684
Niggers have the tendency to sucker punch
Ohio Nudes Thread
513 reporting in
>>674351547
>>674351659
440 bre m
YLYL, omegacancerniggerfag edition (Banana-free!)
Really I get this free banana
>>674350164
>>674350983
>>674351111
underrated quads
Thread needs more banana
Help me /b/
my girlfriend was looking at my phone and she found my counter app and stormed out and now she won't return my texts. What do I do? Why is she so mad about this?
she's my first gf I can't lose her.
Help? Anyone?
>>674349669
she is making something up to fight with you.
>>674350297
why the fuck are you counting
are you like five OP?
>>674349669
you fucking stupid ass. if i was your gf and i had that app and showed it to my males friends how would you feel. tell her to fuck you more often
