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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Loli/Shota Stories?
>Was 15
>Parents in rush to leave to run errands
>Left me with 11 year old sister
>cutest little girl ive seen in my life
>never fantasized, but she has a nice round butt, especially in the high cut shorts she was wearing
>shes watching TV in the living room, and im on the ps2 in my room
>get bored so i turn off the ps2 and reach for
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>>710834274
Continue
>>710834274
keep it going gaybo
No shit OP
>>710834274
>dropped remote by accident
>she stands in confusion and shock
>"Go Away!" As i turned off the TV and threw my shoe
>She closes door immediately.
>god damnit im caught
>i wait 10 mins and then walk out to see her back on the couch in the living room.
>ask if shes okay
...
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>>710834274
wtf cunt, ofc cont
Washington thread
Any kent/Covington/KL
Bump
Lump
Clump
Rump
i hate fat people
fat people disgust me
i feel very uncomfortable around fat people
i hate how they smell
i hate fat people who think theyre beautiful
>>710844201
fat people should be called skinny coz they have more skin
/b/,
do you guys think there will be a ww3 soon? with a draft
>>710845678
>draft
Good luck lulz
>>710845678
What fucking planet are you smoking on?
I am world war 3
>>710845678
hopefully not one with stripper clips. they pinch the shit out of you
gay paedophile thread 2: shota vs predator
>>710845941
requesting gay
>tfw no shota to cuddle at night
hold me, boys.
>>710845985
i can put it in your butt, if you want.
whats dick in the ass feel like
>>710846016
post in this thread or your mom dies tonight in her sleep
>>710828543
sage goes in all fields
>>710828543
fuck u
>>710828543
SAGE
SAGE
SAGE
>>710828543
haha jokes on you fag my moms already dead
>>710828543
kyś
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en
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>>710840249
I main Sheik, Samus, Captain falcon and Charizard
well first couple matches I was getting wrecked pretty hard with dedede but no 2 stocks
then I came back hard with sheik and samus
I feel like I won pretty hard but really we kept 2 stocks to a minimum
>he taunts too much
>>710836956
>
>>710839553
really no they're not
>>710840230
I'm just trying too hard
>>710840725
What an honor I have recieved
Hey hello thread
Requesting Eerie from Telemonster--anything would be appreciated. Doing manly shit would be preferred. Please draw him on-model, that's my only real request. That means no grown human proportions, muscles, or sexy curves... Just Eerie.
Also would be cool if somebody could make banners for my /eerie/ board. "Banners must be exactly 300px wide and 100px high."
IM SO MAD!
>be me
>at gfs house
>she falls asleep
>she gets text
>my fucking best friend
>read through old texts
>they've been seeing each other
>niggerwtf
>go to liquor store
>slammed half of this in car on way back
>back
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>>710846953
Oh ya.. dubs decides
>>710846953
Write down your thoughts and feelings. Go to sleep. Wake up and break up with in person.
im not mad at all. are you mad?
>>710846953
take photos of sleeping gf w/ timestamp
jizz in her hair
FB Fap till you snap
rate for more
>>710847334
gay butt retardation thread
i am literal retard so this is perfect for me
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Waifu claiming thread. Miho edition!
Previous:>>710833707
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing (unless trips or more, or if you're Miho-anon)
>No RP of any kind (unless you're Miho-anon)
>Discussion is welcome, unless it's bad things about Miho
>No one is going to
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Still alive.
Filthy early bake
![47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/NYAdYqm.png "47e44bbbeefc332bc23c1b390fb2c3ae[1].png")
Claiming Georgette
>>710838327
hey yo xj9
>>710838343
hello again rory
Terrifyingly terrible images!
>>710823941
Renee Hartvelt?
>>710824172
Whoa, good eye! You must be kinda fucked up.
Bookmarked and bumped
>>710824567
>Someone please tell me how people become this stupid.
Live in a state that lost a war against the united states
>>710833494
Who are you quoting?
God exists and he hates us
>>710833494
that's how people become that stupid
we should raid that fb lowkey>>710833494
moar celeb thread
because it had to be done
guess feets
win blowjob
http://www.strawpoll.me/11588141
?
Pornstar posted below yours is who you have to fap to for the next week!
gg
This cat, OP.
>>710826991
cant complain
FB Fap continued
interest/rate?
>>710840112
i'll take more
evens - fap
odds - sleep
roll
>>710836838
rollin
r0ll
>>710836838
rollin for tomorrow man
Roll
Rolls
PA NUDES THREAD?
>>710830846
KILL ALL FAGGOTS
Anyone got Tia G from the 717?
Bump
Who /610/ here
>>710831084
Let's get some 610 up in here
GF titty tournament thread.
Post ex's/gf's tits, /b/tards r8 and compete for best titties.
>>710832720
7/10, would be higher without the hearts though. Good contribution though, more?
Can post more if good rates.
cont.
801 again.
512 reporting in again
815 let's go
740
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