Asian thread
You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>we'll know if you're lying
I like death grips
Niggers tongue my anus
roodypoo, candyass.
>>695566443
Habbo raids
Deutschfaden am Abend
1. Ist boxxer tot?
2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Kein Plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
Ja, hab Sonnenbrand
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Ja, mit einer. War belanglos
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Kein Plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
Ein wenig
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Heute nicht
>>695575894
wer is der typ aufm Bild?
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Ist mir tatsächlich egal.
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
ja, ein wenig.
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Nein. Sehe meine Freundin für fast eine Woche nicht. Mit anderen Mädchen will ich nicht reden :(
Moving to florida soon from denmark..
my wife is an american and i'm getting a greencard.
what should i expect?
Avoid ice trucks.
Avoid overly nice Hispanic prosecutors.
Avoid Dexter Morgan.
just dont come here florida is a shit hole
>>695557546
Careful that you don't accidentally vote for a Republican. You'll lose all respect from smart people.
>>695557546
niggers, inbred hicks, fat people, unbearable heat and hurricanes in the fall
Pics you promised not to share
Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.
By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear lobes are like deflated tires because she stretchied them and Arby's corporate won't let her wear plugs. At 43, she'll claim discrimination and complain to her teenage co-workers on her way out the back exit to take an unscheduled smoke break.
Meanwhile, at 45, her ex-boyfriend with sleeve tattoos and facial piercings will have a gigantic beer gut, a year's worth of beard growth, and wears Chuck Taylors and still has a wallet chain. His tattoos that used to express his personality so well have faded and expanded as he gained weight, plus years of sun from outside labor have turned his skin into a darkened, wrinkly mess. He looks every bit of 60 at 45. The kids at work see his tattoos and stretched ear lobes and think "man, that guy must have been pretty cool about 20 years ago." Every night after work, he stops at the gas station and buys a 12-pack of Natty Ice and drinks himself into oblivion in his shitty studio apartment he's lived in for the past 9 years. In his daily drunken stupor, he wonders where it all went wrong. He wakes up with the usual hangover and prays that his 1974 Bronco will start up so he can
>>695564927
did you get cheated on anon
>>695565051
No, just think tattoos are stupid and I'm reposting this from another OP from yesterday
sounds like everyone in my town. tatooed chicks are hot. also theres nothin wrong with havin a beard. ops a fag
>>695564927
Your girl left you for a guy with tattoos, pity.
webm thread, no gore allowed
I'll dump a few
your last 2 digits are the age of your next sex partner
better than tinder, plenty of horny busty girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html
18 get
Roll
derp
You are going to be beheaded
Single : You die
Dubs : You survive
Triple : The goat fucker die
>>695559784
trips inc
roll
>>695559889
Haha, your script is a failure.
Fug
we need a Fluffy abuse thread now!
Bump
bump
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695564995
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!
>claiming yume
Show me your waifus legs
hi
Shota thread go
>>695564762
Hey op or anyone know any really good shota anime? I know of supoer lover any others?
>>695564953
dont know any good ones sorry
Post your personal 10/10.
GO!!!
>>695566883
>inb4 290 supremely lonely teenagers posting facebook photos of girls who don't notice or care that they exist
>>695566883
1 more!!
<3
Rate me?
4/10
>>695569693
3.5/10 tits, show the rest of your body
2/10 tits let's see cooche
Proud Muslim here. When will you kafirs realize that Islam is the future? How will you cope when Islam takes over the world?
I'm tired of being politically correct. Islam is a superior way of life and I will not be pressured into submission by the West and I refuse to bow down to their greed and dominance. Your democracy has failed. Your economies are failing without false wars and bailouts. The time has come for the aggression of the west to end... and it will come through the weapons of the soldiers of Allah.
You cannot defeat Islam. Islam WILL dominate.
>>695554416
huj
>>695554276
Islam is about 1400 years old, making it one of the Earth's youngest religions, along the lines of Lutherans and Mormons.
Which is to say that it's complete horse shit, religiously.
Is this copypasta?
ITT S/Fur
You fall in love you lose
>>695566368
crazy eyes/10
I am tired of my dog /b/. If someone gets trips, then I will do it. He is in your hands /b/.
DO EET EMIEDIATELY
>>695555109
Kill yourself faggot
>>695555109
nigger
bump
Post your dumpster sluts, trashy girls and any other embarrassing pics and gifs thread!
>>695542637
Omfg more plz
>>695542637
Welcome to Sweden
Blow everybody's mind in two words
It's lit
>>695554077
Ka
Boom.
Allahu Ackbar
Check em
