to the virgins of /b/
>your age
>why are you still a virgin
>>695578923
Small penis makes me insecure and self conscious so I always end up pushing girls away ;^]
>>695578923
>your age
20
>why are you still a virgin
Paedophile i only enjoy 0-10 years old kids,dont want to go to jail
>>695578923
>>your age
32
>>why are you still a virgin
Asked out dozens of girls over a decade, all of them rejected me. Eventually gave up.
>>695579304
Is it even possible to find a girl that doesn't mind a small penis? A girl might think you are her dream man but the minute she finds out the penis is small she will be disappointed enough that everything gets thrown out the window.
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD: YOU COCK MY PIC AND I'LL COCK YOURS!!!!
>>695576201
Kik?
COCK THIS PIC GUYS AND THEN POST URS AND ILL COCK IT
>>695576304
sorry no
>>695576304
Can you still cock her?
>>695576305
Well /b/ it's happening.....
Civil unrest breaking out at the republican national convention in Cleveland.
Flag burning, bikers beating up hipsters, KKK and BLM throwing urine at each other.
Damn Trump can sure stir up people's hatred for each other. I wonder how long until Obama steps in and shuts this all down. Nothing but hate going on at that convention anyway.
>>695573836
The shit's about to get real.
>>695573836
Trump's stupid wife was Rick rolled by a based Liberal
>>695574257
All of their speeches including hers were plagiarized, except for the hateful rants that Chris Christie went on and Ben Carson went on.
Carson actually said that Hillary worships the devil. What an ass clown.
>>695574531
What else would you expect from a group of morons with ZERO actual issues to run on.
This mindless shit is actually hysterical to watch.
where have you masturbated/jizzed that was highly taboo?
at work in the freezer..balls were emptied
While on a holiday I jerked into my gfs 19 year old sister's bikini bottoms, which she then put on about 20 minutes after and i saw her wearing by the pool. I dont think she noticed but i loved that my load was touching her pussy.
On a totally seperate occasion, one night I had a shower at my gfs parents place (where her sister lives), and saw a pile of her clothes in there. instantly jerked and came a HUGE load into the sole of one of her white leather high heels. After i had showered, my gf, the sister and i were all in that bathroom getting ready to go out, and she put the heels on right in front of me and my gf. I watched as she put her foot in the shoe, coverng it in my jizz, then say "oooo" pull the foot out and wipe the cum off with her hand. See my cum in her hand in front of my gf scared the shit out of me but was incredible hot. Luckily she just thought it was spilt liquid hand soap and wiped it all off with tissue paper.
oh and the same sister once walked in on me while jerking it in my bed. She didnt knock since we have very few boundaries, but i did at least have time to pull up the covers and close my laptop. She then came and kneeled on the bed, with one knee on each side of my lower leg (essentially straddling my foot). I laid there completely naked, with my cock pulsing, barely covered, feeling the warmth of her pussy/ass hovering above my ankle. She was there for about 10 minutes telling me about her night out, and her eyes wandered multiple times down my stomach (this isnt weird tho, we openly talk about finding each other hot since she looks just like my gf just younger). I was so close to making a move that day. Luckily I held on and belted one out once she left. Nearly ruined a great situation.
>>695551955
dubs checked
>>695552110
great stories
Asian thread
You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>we'll know if you're lying
I like death grips
Niggers tongue my anus
roodypoo, candyass.
>>695566443
Habbo raids
Deutschfaden am Abend
1. Ist boxxer tot?
2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Kein Plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
Ja, hab Sonnenbrand
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Ja, mit einer. War belanglos
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Kein Plan
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
Ein wenig
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Heute nicht
>>695575894
wer is der typ aufm Bild?
>>695575689
>1. Ist boxxer tot?
Ist mir tatsächlich egal.
>2. Wart ihr heut die Sonne geniessen?
ja, ein wenig.
>3. Heute mit Süßmädchen geredet?
Nein. Sehe meine Freundin für fast eine Woche nicht. Mit anderen Mädchen will ich nicht reden :(
Moving to florida soon from denmark..
my wife is an american and i'm getting a greencard.
what should i expect?
Avoid ice trucks.
Avoid overly nice Hispanic prosecutors.
Avoid Dexter Morgan.
just dont come here florida is a shit hole
>>695557546
Careful that you don't accidentally vote for a Republican. You'll lose all respect from smart people.
>>695557546
niggers, inbred hicks, fat people, unbearable heat and hurricanes in the fall
Pics you promised not to share
Just wait another 20-30 years and you'll see all the people who jumped on the tattoo trend working at gas stations and emptying garbage cans in office buildings. Idiots.
By then, age and gravity will have caught up with them and the chick with the chest piece will be looking run down and used up while she rings up your order at Arby's. Such a free spirit in her 20's, now she has a raspy voice from smoking/drinking for decades and her bleach blonde hair is frayed and the root color is coming through at the scalp. Her skin is saggy and leathery and her ear lobes are like deflated tires because she stretchied them and Arby's corporate won't let her wear plugs. At 43, she'll claim discrimination and complain to her teenage co-workers on her way out the back exit to take an unscheduled smoke break.
Meanwhile, at 45, her ex-boyfriend with sleeve tattoos and facial piercings will have a gigantic beer gut, a year's worth of beard growth, and wears Chuck Taylors and still has a wallet chain. His tattoos that used to express his personality so well have faded and expanded as he gained weight, plus years of sun from outside labor have turned his skin into a darkened, wrinkly mess. He looks every bit of 60 at 45. The kids at work see his tattoos and stretched ear lobes and think "man, that guy must have been pretty cool about 20 years ago." Every night after work, he stops at the gas station and buys a 12-pack of Natty Ice and drinks himself into oblivion in his shitty studio apartment he's lived in for the past 9 years. In his daily drunken stupor, he wonders where it all went wrong. He wakes up with the usual hangover and prays that his 1974 Bronco will start up so he can
>>695564927
did you get cheated on anon
>>695565051
No, just think tattoos are stupid and I'm reposting this from another OP from yesterday
sounds like everyone in my town. tatooed chicks are hot. also theres nothin wrong with havin a beard. ops a fag
>>695564927
Your girl left you for a guy with tattoos, pity.
webm thread, no gore allowed
I'll dump a few
your last 2 digits are the age of your next sex partner
better than tinder, plenty of horny busty girls of your city on https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/t5dvcdgvh5u7ny0/forchangirls.html
18 get
Roll
derp
You are going to be beheaded
Single : You die
Dubs : You survive
Triple : The goat fucker die
>>695559784
trips inc
roll
>>695559889
Haha, your script is a failure.
Fug
we need a Fluffy abuse thread now!
Bump
bump
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>695564995
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
I'M FAST AS FUCK, BOY!
>claiming yume
Show me your waifus legs
hi
Shota thread go
>>695564762
Hey op or anyone know any really good shota anime? I know of supoer lover any others?
>>695564953
dont know any good ones sorry
Post your personal 10/10.
GO!!!
>>695566883
>inb4 290 supremely lonely teenagers posting facebook photos of girls who don't notice or care that they exist
>>695566883
1 more!!
<3
Rate me?
4/10
>>695569693
3.5/10 tits, show the rest of your body
2/10 tits let's see cooche
Proud Muslim here. When will you kafirs realize that Islam is the future? How will you cope when Islam takes over the world?
I'm tired of being politically correct. Islam is a superior way of life and I will not be pressured into submission by the West and I refuse to bow down to their greed and dominance. Your democracy has failed. Your economies are failing without false wars and bailouts. The time has come for the aggression of the west to end... and it will come through the weapons of the soldiers of Allah.
You cannot defeat Islam. Islam WILL dominate.
>>695554416
huj
>>695554276
Islam is about 1400 years old, making it one of the Earth's youngest religions, along the lines of Lutherans and Mormons.
Which is to say that it's complete horse shit, religiously.
Is this copypasta?
ITT S/Fur
