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Roll for your girl, then fap to them. Top row numbered 1-3, middle 4-6, bottom 7-9, 0 gets none. Also let me know who you'd like to see more of
Rollio
Go go gadget
What problems do you have, /b/?
Personally I drink too much (can't fall asleep without alcohol) and I have chronic shoulder pain due to a sports injury.
also dumping this bitch
>>679018890
I'm addicted to nicotine, alcohol, and THC, I'm overweight and ugly in general, I have no real friends or family, I have no stable income, my apartment is a mess, I can't do anything right
>>679018890
I don't think masterbation qualifies as a sport
Hewo b! Am vewy good fluffy! Wan b nu daddy? Pwes? Am speshul fluffy!
die
>>679009771
No wan!
>>679009771
C'mon /b/ros lets get going, she works at the Subway I go sometimes at lunch from work.
Tits bitch
>>679032469
What's her name?
BTW: I want to see your prolapsed pussy.
Sorry im gay *tips fedora*
wanna suck on my dick?
>>679032469
Wanna see my meatball sub?
Rekt thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxUaGi1QTCQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_uJLJi51naY
>>679027895
>>679028473
Wtf happened
It's time for the game of games. Gentlemen, suck my dick.
>>679033425
Roll
Suck on this OP.
No time for that
I'm out
>>679033635
That was easy. I'm out.
ok
Eberybory!!!# caman
Well, about 2 months ago I told you faggots I was in line to inherit about 23 million dollars from my uncle who molested me as a kid. After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit.. It's official.. I am the richest person on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time.. but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right? Roll 69 and get 500k sent to your paypal account
good for you friendo! now give my welfare nigger ass money
rolling for a scam
probably fake but roll
Rolling
But with low expectations
while as well try
ITT Cont. Pt 3
Terribly describe a game, other anons guess
I'll start
>be a guy sin weirdass costumes
>throwing bombs and shit
>ride kangaroos
fucking easy whatever
>MC gets teamed up by three other fags
>MC falls out of the sky and gets Amnesia
>Some bitch takes heals her
>Bitches become friends
>A 4th wall broken journey was started
>MC was actually a Goddess, the other three fags were also Goddess's
>WHY IS EVERYONE A FUCKING WOMAN IN THIS SHIT.
>>679029599
probably my last rethread, have make this paper due in a few hours, it was fun faggots
>boom this is a chink island
>you're a secret agent 007 check em
>chinks stole your bb guns
>boom
>explosions
>fucking nukes
>fun fun fun
>mowing down chinks
>more explosions
>why?
>spend every cutscene getting screamed at by some guy behind a screen
>still dont know what the numbers mean
>>679030805
Metal gear?
Itt: The most punchable faces you've ever seen.
>>679016816
Are you kidding me?
also checkem
>>679016816
Who is this guy I see him spammed a lot
no dubs for you today
>>679017000
Only heard of him referred to as Carl the cuck. Dunno what his story is tho.
POLSKIE KURWY HERE!
>>679000954
elo
WidzÄ™ wracamy
>>679001409
>>679001495
a co się będziemy patyczkować
Chubby thread: standard spectrum
>>679027883
is that a boy anon?
>>679027662
jesus fucking christ MOAR
roll'n'shit
roll this
>>679029479
rollin
Rollin'.
>>679029479
Check the following testicles
new feet thread, other one reached limit
Any dude with a fat cock willing to tribute our amateur feet pics?
rate :3
Deutscher Qualitätsfaden!
Sind Drogen schlecht?
Woher wisst ihr, was gut und was schlecht ist?
Wie sollte der Casus Böhmermann ausgehen?
Warum war der Faden früher besser?
>>679024591
>Wie sollte der Casus Böhmermann ausgehen?
Öffentliche Demütigung in Form von Sozialstunden, die ihn dazu verpflichten den Park in Köln zu säubern
>>679024591
>Wie sollte der Casus Böhmermann ausgehen?
alte muss ihn schützen, ansonsten sieht die bevölkerung das die bundesregierung die gleichen gestrigen machtambitionen hat wie die türkei.
<-- situation an der EU-Grenze
>>679024591
Optionale Frage:
Was wird in deinem Leben in einem Jahr anderes sein?
Falls alles gleich bleibt: Warum?
What goes up? What goes down?
Frauenkörper, nice?
Wir bekommen eine neue Flagge! Sollte der Pottwal oder der Pudel das neue Wappentier von Deutschland werden?
Stehend pinkeln oder so fett und faul, dass ihr euch hinsetzt?
Sind hier die leute vom alten faden die etwas von der neuen Medizin wissen wollten?
so /b/ tell me, where is the loli thread?
special "everything is possible"-edition:
- lewd
- hc
- with shotas
- feet
- dominace
- submessive
- torture
- cuddle
- be creative
Why no Zootopia Bread
>>679022957
Because our colony doesn't support rustics.
Waifu claiming thread.
"TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>eat healthy
>exercise
>most important:
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vlad claim
C.C. Claimed
>>679027209
mandatory cc claim
Go to craigslist free section 10th ad is your birthday present.
ohhh boy
nice
The tenth item was some firewood, but I found a free mobile home
>>679013545
Nice free land birds
>>679012688
>http://brisbane.craigslist.com.au/zip/5491820389.html
well thats fucking inviting...
New Cringe Thread
starting with some fresh OC.
A faggot grabbing attention.
I guess that i can send this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJQhDkpT5aY&nohtml5=False
sheeeeit
>>679013978
wuttafukk
>>679013978
Jesus that's awful. Just awful
post ur 10/10 contd.
> perfection reporting in
