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You Boner You Lose
everybody lost
>>688612861
Lost
Jokes on you i already had a boner
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed.
fish
Yo
Permavirgin thread.
If you're not a permavirgin nor spiderman you have no authority being here.
>>688624918
Lol
i only have sex
>>688624918
>>688625180
s/fur
I wanna be inside a shark grills belly
>>688617814
Really? Mine is nice too but randomly a cunt.
>>688617906
No survivors.
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I'm monitoring this thread.
watch wheel of fortune and go to sleep
Send me some cookies.
>>688618200
Post a green text about your life regrets
show saggy tits
...
....
Check em
>>688621878
Valiant effort Anon
Idk why everyone is so pissed. This superb Stanford athlete did nothing wrong
Who is he?
>>688607855
A hero
>>688607722
would have a beer with..
>>688607855
this kid is a prime fucking example of potato privilege, straight purple toads have no place in this world, they're all evil
>>688607722
R A P I S T
i guess he's not dying a virgin, so well done to him
The finale.
Five threads seem like a good number to stop on.
quitter
>>688617703
First
>>688617703
First
>>688617847
>>688617912
I know for a fact that the long island serial killer posted on /b/
cool story bro
yeah, i did
Who doesn't?
Serial killer thread? I'll keep it bumped for you. Everything is better as a cute little girl.
>no ylyl
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JC9 xrsAmeeE
le dae dat boi forced meme am i rite guize xD
This is it my dudes. Trumps probably my pick now that Bernie is gone.
>>688611597
i dislike both of them, but i don't want a cunt in the office.
so ima have to go with trump as well
>>688611597
What's up America? Do you need a hug? Do you need to talk it out? Is somebody touching you? Show me on the doll where they touched you.
>>688611597
Bernie is probably gone but it's not 100% yet. Hillary may actually get indicted and then it's a whole new ballgame.
Again, he's probably gone. My hopes aren't all that high.
>>688611981
Yes, corporations are touching my democracy.
>>688611981
leave murica alone, leave it alone!
Have you heard of "The Mandela Effect"?
Which do you remember?
If you build it, THEY will come
or HE will come?
>>688598833
Fuck
>>688598833
Oh shit what
supposedly a ton of people remember nelson mandela dying in prison
but in this timeline he got out and became president.
Girls you know and want others to fap to
>>688610279
You dont know her
>>688610279
FUCK YOU NIGGER
hey, anyone on /b/ ever fuck a celeb, or see one naked (in real life)???
don't leave out any details!!
>>688606256
I've seen Steve-O's frank and beans.
bumping with Demi
>>688606684
how'd that happen?
>>688606691
Celeb thread cont
Ariana is hot edition
>>688609115
snap open mouth, perfect. moar
Ariana Grande. Just as she's now, she's perfect. I don't even know if I could get a boner if I had her in my hands, my dick would shake so much there'd be primordial urine dribbling out like from the gaping maw of a gluttonous hound as I'd gaze at her soft mound. Drooling on my knees, I'd grope at her buttocks and coat them in my precum and saliva as a cocoon of sexual desire. From that cocoon would hatch a grotesque phallic object, throbbing for the release of untold abominations... and finally, I would hoist my masculine cigar and stump it against...
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>>688609264
Waifu claiming thread.
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Joining means a reserved place in Strickland Propane
>Most importantly, grill.
Claimed
fish
>>688616921
>
>I could barely concentrate on anything
>Only thing on my mind was worrying about how you were doing
>I really did miss you Ruri
>And I really am glad to have you back here by my side.
>Cutie
Nice trips faggot.
>>688617802
Once again, stop.
>>688617999
TRIPS GET
>if trips sachi get
>>688618797
Spiderman here to lurk again
>>688618797
No
>>688618671
but I do
Time to play again boys
>>688617410
roll
>>688617410
Roll
>>688617688
reroll
Roller derby
rolling for fatty
New faces and rate thread
>>688595336
5.5
>>688595118
>>688595336
You have a weird lower face half.
Drawthread: on a quest for requests edition
>>688604629
Wow, did you draw this op?
>>688604629
Durst
>>688604894
no, i posted it as inspiration
Requesting drawfriend hugs while I lurk in computer-less hell
gonna post this here cus other thread is dying and i actually like what i drew for once
bump
