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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What do you think?
Will 2 lava evaporate all the water and melt the buckets or will the water pull out all the 2 lava?
>>710981501
Is the water in 62 million single buckets ? If so how are those buckets arranged? And also who arranged them? And also who paid the person to take the time to do that? Also does that person need the money to feed his family?also is the wife or husband cheating on the person? Also who is this 4chan?
>>710981501
How much is 2 lava
>>710981900
1 more than 1
>>710981900
its more than 1 but less than 3 lava
>>710981900
Its roughly .5 less than 2.5 lavas.
Picture probably not related.
FB / IG Fap 74
bonus points for big fat asses
>>710977895
damnnnnnnn
Steam thread.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/myname isj/wishlist/
>>710974504
>>710974504
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>>710974504
Didn't you get dishonored 2? Where is it?
>>710975143
Well? Why are you tongue-tied now? Where it the game?
>>710981866
the wife
>>710982022
fuck she's hot
>>710982036
Need more of this girl
Update on yesterday's post
I came home and found my husband on the bathroom floor. He had a seizure; his first one ever, I guess. So I took him to the hospital and they confirmed it. Taking him to neuro appointment later today.
Still found no time to ask him about the post he put up a couple days ago. Fuck.
>>710974939
Do it pussy
Dubssss
Should I even bring it up at all?? I would feel selfish to bring it up soon.
Youre husbands a newfag and so are you. Die in a fire
Try suicide
>>710975118
Me or him. Lol.
THE FINAL DAY
WHO WILL WIN?
STEAKS ARE HIGH
medium rare or well done?
Vote here
http://www.strawpoll.me/11601406
I'd rather vote for a criminal than a pedo. Not saying Hillary is a good person but she's better than Trump.
#ImWithHer #Hillary2016 #VoteForHillary
YA BOIIIIIIIIII ITS LIT IN HERE FAM TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP
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Girls you want to face fuck
generic bitches thread?
generic bitches thread...
>>710972357
asian hoes thread
>>710975132
Not sure if asian enough but must bump... let me know if you want more and stories.
Real talk.
What will happen if she wins?
>>710978481
War with Russia most likely.
I will get to keep my health insurance if she wins.
>>710978481
Ruskos get mad bc she did stuff
>>710978481
nothing. 4 years of the same. which is fine, things are going alright.
>>710978481
The people and countries that have invested in her will get paid
with our money if we are lucky, if not with our lives
raw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en
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Please give this guy glasses and clothes.
i got a choice to make so im coming here to ignore it. Whats up thread.
Taking requests
>>710965345
Not lack of faith, paranoia.
>>710965614
Futa thighsex
I would hold the sides of her head while ramming my cock down her throat before bending her over, spanking the fuck out of her fat ass and then busting a nut deep inside her pussy.
>>710975210
I'd skullfuck her until her face is bruised. Grabbing her hair and using her mouth to jack off, putting her on her knees and thrusting hard and deep, putting her head on the edge of the bed and passionately making love to her throatcunt. If she gags and pukes, bonus, and if she doesn't comply, I'll slap her until she does. Not even gonna touch her pussy, the slut doesn't deserve it.
>>710975355
Very nice! I'd love to hear more!
Here's her
>>710975430
Wow. What could she do to deserve to have her pussy used?
got a picture of her tits if someone replies well
Get one of these going anyone?
post template.
>>710966526
>>710966879
>>710966879
wtf is body shape
>>710966425
You seem like a shitty person OP
![natalie-portman-gun-rabbit[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ng5aP7Y.jpg "natalie-portman-gun-rabbit[1].jpg")
Girls you'd go pedo for.
C'mon, you know there's at least one tasty little girl you'd fuck if you were guaranteed no-consequences.
Maybe you'd want to seduce her, or maybe you'd want to rape her like a ragdoll. If there were to be no consequences, which minor would you skewer with your major boner?
Pic related, and obvious. Young Natalie Portman from The Professional. When she tried to seduce Leon, I knew I couldn't resist if I were him.
You?
>>710971173
in the original plot, they fuck. the actor for Leon didn't want to though and got them to change it
>>710971309
I read that it was actually Natalie Portman's parents who wouldn't let her take the role unless the sex scene was cut.
Either way, the French or Japanese cut of the "International Version" of The Professional, called just Leon, is longer and contains three extra/extended scenes where Portman's character tries more to seduce Leon.
Sexy as fuck.
![681px-Emma_Roberts_in_Unfabulous[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ZkaockB.jpg "681px-Emma_Roberts_in_Unfabulous[1].jpg")
I rarely find young girls attractive. I like big-titted 18-25 year olds. BUT, another girl I found sexy and would've gone pedo for if there were no consequences, was the young Emma Roberts. Of course, she STILL looks like jailbait in her 20s, so...
But anyway, when she was in Unfabulous I found her so fucking gorgeous even as a preteen. That face...that fucking beautiful face.
But unlike Natalie, who I wanted to make sweet gentle love to every time I saw her in The Professional...Emma Roberts I just wanted to use as a little fuckpig. I mean seriously--in...
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![movie-43-chloe-moretz[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Nja60Lm.jpg "movie-43-chloe-moretz[1].jpg")
No pedofags on /b/ tonight? Not even situational pedofags, like chlobros?
>>710971477
those jewish kikes would pimp her out for half a shekel
you know what to do
>>710978123
first you post more of that cock
>>710978123
Clearly it is her turn now
Post wins.
will post results
bump
yes. but only if I'm fit myself.
>>710972013
Hell no, she would be able to tear my dick off using her vagina muscles.
>>710972013
body building women are repulsive
Cali Cali
Area codes pussy fags
760 inyo county
831
619 aye
Fags
>>710965218
Word what part faggot maybe we can meet up for BJs and not the restaurant
Bored
Lit some coals in my room and will slowly let the CO build till it reaches a lethal concentration of 2000 ppm. Any questions for a dying man, /b/?
But why /b/ro ?
Why are you doing this? Just done with life? I feel same way all the time.way more lately.
>>710971242
NEET, stuck in shit apartment, no friends, I just don't think this world's for me.
>>710971422
seems real. remember, you are our /b/ro. How much time left? can you tell?
stream it
Cock tribute thread now
>>710975803
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>710956855
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Claimu
Claim
>Probably won't be on for long
>>710965377
>>710965426
>>710965547
yay 3 of my favorite people. hello ^_^ also i am in need of advice
>>710965685
Aww, glad you feel that way, what about me appealed to you?
What would that be?
