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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

I win. Sorry racists you lose.
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Yeah boi!!
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Post this tomorrow so we can all have a good laugh.
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Taylor Swift wins fuck you faggot. Fuck Hillary Clinton.
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>>710971483
yeah, too many people voting knowing about nothing in the world

Trips decide what to do with this mug of 5 month old Black Tea
Will post on YT, don't worry OP won't be a fag
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Drink it obviously
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Get a funnel and pour it in your ass
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cum in it then dubs decide what happens next
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>>710984556
damn so close

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Deutschlandfaden

1) Wie gehts?
2) Wer gewinnt die Wahl?
3) Wer sollte gewinnen?
4) Welches war dein schönstes Erlebnis beim Auspacken eines Sexualpartners
5) Welches dein schlimmstes?
6) Titten oder Arsch?
7) Vorfreude auf Schnee oder lieber Sonne?
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Bump
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>>710973282
noch zu früh?
es is halb 11 jungs!
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gut dann lass ich den faden wieder sterben
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bump. ich bin gekommen um den faden zu retten.

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roll
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roller
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>>710972533
ROLLING
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>>710972533
wayfue
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Roll

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What do you think?

Will 2 lava evaporate all the water and melt the buckets or will the water pull out all the 2 lava?
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>>710981501
Is the water in 62 million single buckets ? If so how are those buckets arranged? And also who arranged them? And also who paid the person to take the time to do that? Also does that person need the money to feed his family?also is the wife or husband cheating on the person? Also who is this 4chan?
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>>710981501
How much is 2 lava
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>>710981900
1 more than 1
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>>710981900
its more than 1 but less than 3 lava

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FB / IG Fap 74

bonus points for big fat asses
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>>710977895
damnnnnnnn

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Steam thread.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/mynameisj/wishlist/
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>>710974504
>>710974504
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>>710974504
Didn't you get dishonored 2? Where is it?
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>>710975143
Well? Why are you tongue-tied now? Where it the game?

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>>710981866

the wife
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>>710982022
fuck she's hot
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>>710982036

Update on yesterday's post

I came home and found my husband on the bathroom floor. He had a seizure; his first one ever, I guess. So I took him to the hospital and they confirmed it. Taking him to neuro appointment later today.

Still found no time to ask him about the post he put up a couple days ago. Fuck.
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>>710974939
Do it pussy
Dubssss
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Should I even bring it up at all?? I would feel selfish to bring it up soon.
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Youre husbands a newfag and so are you. Die in a fire
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Try suicide

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THE FINAL DAY

WHO WILL WIN?

STEAKS ARE HIGH
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medium rare or well done?
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Vote here

http://www.strawpoll.me/11601406
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I'd rather vote for a criminal than a pedo. Not saying Hillary is a good person but she's better than Trump.
#ImWithHer #Hillary2016 #VoteForHillary
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YA BOIIIIIIIIII ITS LIT IN HERE FAM TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

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Girls you want to face fuck
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generic bitches thread?
generic bitches thread...

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asian hoes thread
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Not sure if asian enough but must bump... let me know if you want more and stories.
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Real talk.
What will happen if she wins?
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>>710978481
War with Russia most likely.
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I will get to keep my health insurance if she wins.
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>>710978481
Ruskos get mad bc she did stuff
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>>710978481
nothing. 4 years of the same. which is fine, things are going alright.

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raw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired

TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
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RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.

FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)

TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend

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>>710950072
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Please give this guy glasses and clothes.
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i got a choice to make so im coming here to ignore it. Whats up thread.
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Taking requests
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>>710965345
Not lack of faith, paranoia.

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I would hold the sides of her head while ramming my cock down her throat before bending her over, spanking the fuck out of her fat ass and then busting a nut deep inside her pussy.
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>>710975210
I'd skullfuck her until her face is bruised. Grabbing her hair and using her mouth to jack off, putting her on her knees and thrusting hard and deep, putting her head on the edge of the bed and passionately making love to her throatcunt. If she gags and pukes, bonus, and if she doesn't comply, I'll slap her until she does. Not even gonna touch her pussy, the slut doesn't deserve it.
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>>710975355
Very nice! I'd love to hear more!
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Here's her
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>>710975430
Wow. What could she do to deserve to have her pussy used?

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Get one of these going anyone?
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post template.
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>>710966879
>>710966879
wtf is body shape

Girls you'd go pedo for.

C'mon, you know there's at least one tasty little girl you'd fuck if you were guaranteed no-consequences.

Maybe you'd want to seduce her, or maybe you'd want to rape her like a ragdoll. If there were to be no consequences, which minor would you skewer with your major boner?

Pic related, and obvious. Young Natalie Portman from The Professional. When she tried to seduce Leon, I knew I couldn't resist if I were him.

You?
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>>710971173
in the original plot, they fuck. the actor for Leon didn't want to though and got them to change it
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>>710971309
I read that it was actually Natalie Portman's parents who wouldn't let her take the role unless the sex scene was cut.

Either way, the French or Japanese cut of the "International Version" of The Professional, called just Leon, is longer and contains three extra/extended scenes where Portman's character tries more to seduce Leon.

Sexy as fuck.
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I rarely find young girls attractive. I like big-titted 18-25 year olds. BUT, another girl I found sexy and would've gone pedo for if there were no consequences, was the young Emma Roberts. Of course, she STILL looks like jailbait in her 20s, so...

But anyway, when she was in Unfabulous I found her so fucking gorgeous even as a preteen. That face...that fucking beautiful face.

But unlike Natalie, who I wanted to make sweet gentle love to every time I saw her in The Professional...Emma Roberts I just wanted to use as a little fuckpig. I mean seriously--in a world with no consequences, I'd want to throw her little preteen ass down, force her legs behind her head, and use her as a fuckpillow all night.

Not in real life of course, anon. In real life, no pedo, no rapey. But in a no-consequences fantasy, I'd rape the fuck out of Unfabulous Emma.
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No pedofags on /b/ tonight? Not even situational pedofags, like chlobros?

you know what to do
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>>710978123
first you post more of that cock
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>>710978123
Clearly it is her turn now
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Post wins.
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will post results

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Would you approach a girl who looks like this?
Cute face, short, but thick and pretty muscular? This is my goal look.
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yes. but only if I'm fit myself.
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>>710972013
Hell no, she would be able to tear my dick off using her vagina muscles.

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Cali Cali
Area codes pussy fags
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760 inyo county
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831
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619 aye
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Fags

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