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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Images that make you think about life or make feel sad and depressed
>>768516801
dafuq is dat hair nigga?
Images are poor depiction of reality.
> ITT Cut guys defend their dried up dicks
It’s just a little snip!
Literal frankendick
Yeah man uncircumsised ftw!
>accidentally cums
>>768516305
Yeah... all that sensation really sucks
New FB/IG fap thread
>>768520497
you like?
>>768520525
got those nudes of her?
waifu
Ah, t-thank you <4
>>768522454
+lick
Night
We are doing this again
I wish I could fly.
Granted, but your new thread dies fast
>>768514874
Granted, but this becomes more oversaturated than ylyl's
>>768514874
I wish that I could shoot a load on Tyra Banks' forehead.
>>768515315
Granted, but it's her amputated forehead.
>>768515315
Granted, you fire a load from magnum revolver which kills her and you get sent to jail
Waifu thread. Don't post in here if you're name is Alice. Duke is fine
>>768516808
Why do you post in here? This isn't /waifu/
My threads are different.
>>768516963
These are my threads so you must have business with me? Out with it please, dear. I'm a busy woman.
>>768517097
Is that supposed to be insulting? Please, lets be diplomatic about this. Do you have a way I can talk to you outside of these threads?
>>768516808
Dear Alice:
Fuck you.
[spoiler]And fuck me.
-Love, Kirisame[/spoiler]
>>768517283
Please give me some contact details so we can talk this over like adults. Don't worry, I don't bite.
fb/ig fap thread v7
>>768517817
more?
YOU ARE THE FIRST HUMAN ON MARS
What will your first historic words on the red planet be?
Traps are gay.
iT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK
>>768519714
No space niggers allowed
GOT MY ASS TO MARS
"Should I say the thing that Neil Armstrong said?"
Dubs get a gf within the week
Trips get a trap
>>768520864
head on over to /r if you can help with any sexy photo shooping, cause this girl may actually like me.
hoping for dubs
>>768521016
aw shit. just like everything else that happens i guess
>>768520864
Rolling for dubs
Maybe
rip
Post an asshole of someone you know.
>asshole
>not pussy
Sage goes in the options field.
>>768517607
post another
Celeb thread
good start
>>768516151
bathtime
>>768516318
get in the shower with me
It took a bit of courage to actually post this, but I need to know. How do I stack up to other girls? Can you guys rate me? Be brutally honest.
Also, maybe taking requests.
>>768519767
Let's see them Hershey kiss nips first
>>768519767
>Also, maybe taking requests.
Hold up a sign saying "I love white dick"
>>768519767
you know de drill, tits or gtfo
Show your tits
>>768519828
>>768519869
>be me, 17 yr old
>little sister is 12
>name is Laura
>parents on vac in costa rica
>alone with my little sis
>have a strong urge to jerk off but sis is awake and often comes in my room
>try to make her sleep, eventually she does
>10min later, I start fapping fully nude
>little sis awakes and
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>she silently lurks
>I don't notice her
>continue fapping
>then hear a giggle
>instantly turn
>cock in my hand
>sis stares in amazement
>ask if she can join
>she starts walking towards me
>still can't make up any words
>>>768513590
Im arleady hard.
>>768513686
>dinosaur inc
>she grabs my arm
>her hand is ice cold
>"i need about tree fitty"
>whip my head around
>It was around this time I realized that my sister was about 8 stories tall and a crustacean from the paleozoic era.
>end
>>768513590
continue
Men, I have a question for you, female to male.
What makes you think it is okay for any of you to wantonly harrass and rape us?
Every day I see it, I live it. Men everywhere approaching, talking to, standing close by and looking at women without our goddamn permission.
Why? Why do you do this? Is it that much fun for you to hurt us? Do you think you own us?
Women never hurt anyone, we try our goddamned best every single day to please absolutely everyone, all we ask in return is some basic fucking empathy.
Have the empathy, the kindness or even
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Tits or gtfo
I know this is stale copypasta but people who actually think like this make me thankful that thumbs so conveniently fit into eye sockets.
>>768510439
typical of a MALE to incite violence
PIG
>>768510120
Wrong.
YOU stop invading OUR personal and social spaces, obstructing OUR lines of sight, speaking in our presence without permission, etc.
Equality means that both sexes:
receive the same levels of respect;
the same treatment in law;
have identical opportunities in education, training and employment;
take equal responsibility for the consequences of their choices;
etc.
>>768510120
Kys
When's it ok to rape a man?
when he needs to be reminded who the alphas are
raping a white man is always ok
>>768514218
Probably never, but sometimes niggers on the loose.
He he doesn't cooperate with my faggy needs
It's not possible to rape a man. If a gay man is getting fucked, it's always consensual. If a straight man is getting fucked, it's because dominance is being established. In the case of the OP pic, there's money involved so its still not rape.
Would you fuck a black woman?
>>768514253
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>>768514253
HELL NO DEY DURTY APES YEE HAH
>>768514253
If I got married to one, yes. I only will do that to my wife.
>>768514253
I have. She was an emo nigger. Its been years ago. She liked to swallow. Not a terrible fuck.
What makes you rage /b?
my sister refusing to give me a rimjob
people who put the milk in before the water when they make a cup of tea
>>768511578
When people try to sing that song from the Lion King
>>768511578
This god damn cat meme
(((jews)))
Deport all mexicans from the Unites States of America, even the legal citizen Mexican Americans.
>>768510060
not gonna happen kiddo
>>768510188
You need to be deported
If you are brown get out of town
>>768510060
Also the niggers, kikes, mudslimes, and most of all every kind of filthy fucking dragon sucking chink there is.
White people just want minorities out so they can stopped getting cucked by bigger cocks
Mother's Day MILF thread
Classic brandi
I'll post if other people join in. I'm surprised that there hasn't been much success for these threads on today of all days
Nobody's posting
FB/IG Thread
