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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
*brushes your mane*
hii boys
Anyone here?
nope
(Now it's time for our wrap up
Let's give it everything we've got
Ready? Begin)
Artificial amateurs, aren't at all amazing
Analytically, I assault, animate things
Broken barriers bounded by the bomb beat
Buildings are broken, basically I'm bombarding
Casually create catastrophes, casualties
Canceling cats got their canopies collapsing
Detonate a dime of dank daily doing dough
Demonstrations, Don Dada on the down low
Eating other editors with each and every energetic
Epileptic episode, elevated etiquette
Furious
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Hit em high, hella height, historical
Hey holocaust hints hear 'em holler at your homeboy
Imitators idolize, I intimidate
In an instant, I'll rise in an irate state
Juiced on my jams like jheri curls jocking joints
Justly, it's just me, writing my journals
Kindly I'm kindling all kinds of ink on
Karate kick type brits in my kingdom
Let me live a long life, lyrically lessons is
Learned lame louses just lose to my livery
My mind makes marvelous moves, masses
Marvel and move, many mock what I've mastered
Niggas nap knowing...
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Operation, opposition, off not optional
Out of sight, out of mind, wide beaming opticals
Perfected poem, powerful punch lines
Pummeling petty powder puffs in my prime
Quite quaint quotes keep quiet it's Quantum
Quarrelers ain't got a quarter of what we got uh
Really raw raps, rising up rapidly
Riding the rushing radioactivity
Super scientifical sound search sought
Silencing super fire saps that are soft
Tales ten times talented, too tough
Take that, challengers, get a tune up
Universal, unique untouched
Unadulterated, the raw uncut
Verb vice lord victorious valid
Violate vibes that are vain make em vanished
While I'm all well what a wise wordsmith just
Weaving up words, weeded up on my work shift
Xerox, my X-radiation holes extra large
X-height letters, and xylophone tones
Yellow back, yak mouth, young ones yaws
Yesterday's lawn yard sell our yawn
Zig zag zombies, zoom in to the zenith
Zero in zen thoughts, overzealous rhyme ZEALOTS!...
Ayo lyrical miracle spiritual individual criminal
Subliminal in your swimming pool
Heah hah hah!
I'm serious nigga one of y'all niggaz got this ass motherfuckin up
Aiy baby, aiy baby... aiy baby get some bubblegum in this motherfucker
Steady long, steady long nigga
With so much drama in the L-B-C
It's kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G
But I, somehow, some way
Keep comin up with funky ass shit like every single day
May I, kick a little something for the G's (yeah)
and, make a few ends as (yeah!) I breeze, through
Two in the mornin and the party's still jumpin
cause my momma ain't home
I...
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this
I'll help, OP
Keep positng
NEDERDRAAD faggots
Posten die sletten
Nou komop maar..
Ps isstrijders aangehouden in Rome wtf
dit is echt een kkslet
>>681672918
geil
You will die in 1 hour. Until then, you are given full power and omniscience over people/humanity. What do you do?
horrible suffering and torture for everyone
>>681669179
interesting. why?
>>681669253
why not? an hour on unimaginable terror for everyone will be fun
>>681669006
>Make Donald Trump the president
>watch WWIII unfold
>???
>profit
>>681669409
how is that fun? is "fun" what you would "need" or "request" for your last hour living?
ITT we discuss why do people work
>>681679445
work -> money -> bitches
>>681679445
Its something to do. It also balances the good times with the bad.
Cause is inevitable. If you want primary shit like food, you must hunt, plant&collect, farm... and thats work. But you can swap that work for one more specialized and just spend your money on that shit.
>>681679445
how many of you are switching from bernie to trump?
>>681669073
Might as well. Lets make america burn again.
>>681669073
meh do you really want that war mongering whore to win? guessed not vote trump let bernie just die.
>>681669073
Honestly, I wish I was American so I could vote for Trump. He may be shitty but he is the least worst candidate out of the main three.
I seriously dont understand how a Bernie fan could swing so far to trump. I mean, lets go from full-blown socialism, free college/healthcare/etc. for all to full-blown capitalism, everyone for themselves, and fuck anyone in your way. I could see Hill-bot fans going to Trump, but Bernie fans, no fucking way.
If Bernie isn't going to be able to save america, then we're taking down america with him. fuck trump, but at this point i'll vote for him just to see the collapse of western society. And never in a thousand lifetimes will anyone convince me to vote for hillarcuck
Saw a hot girl at the gym today, decided to take a couple of pictures of her.
>>681680634
You're into paraplegics?
2/2, tell me what you think.
>>681680634
someone skipped leg day
ok
>>681680703
I think you're fucking retarded
Creep/Real pics of famly members. Mother, Sister, ANYTHING!!!!
>>681676603
i like my mom
Niece
>>681677210
As if.
>>681677210
Your niece has a great ass
>>681678830
It's not really a creep shot if it's your wife
So this shit is happening.
http://www.campusreform.org/?ID=752 8
http://religiopoliticaltalk.com/ste ven-crowder-vs-social-justice-warri ors/
Some dude/b/ros from her campus found her dating profile and some halfnuds of this ham planet.
Has anyone got the profile for... reasearch purposes. We need to infiltrate the militant fatnazis learn from her species about the secrets of their pigwings.
Original video:https://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=BY1H1rZL53I
SJW's Getting owned prior to "The Triggering":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oss
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Somewhere there is a father in a bar drinking alone explaining to a bartender that he had to cool off away from the house because his wife called the cops for a domestic after he struck her when he overheard her telling her friends at her Tupperware party that their 20 something year old hamplanet is spending their college tuition fund on cheetos and gender studies.
>>681662537
John....is that you John?
>>681662777
Kek
>>681662128
Where is this dating profile?
>for great justice!
Bump
>>681662128
You never should have put your hand anywhere near her Big Mac Anon...the fuck were you thinking???
How about a YLYL thread because I hate myself
![[BNS]_Ganbare!_Nakamura-kun!!_c02_05.png](https://i.imgur.com/5mHZKJQ.png "[BNS]_Ganbare!_Nakamura-kun!!_c02_05.png")
>>681681001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHXaETQs9e4
ITT cucks post their lovely girls and bulls rate and say how'd they fuck the bitches
What would you do?
>>681672634
tie her up and fuck her ass, then cum in her hair. got bentover pics?
>>681672405
A bit she looks like my wife.
>>681673028
Got this one
>>681673286
got also a frontal?
The only truth
also right looks like a horse
>>681666033
how to find'em i wanna fuck
why are you such a faggot?
dont you wanna be with her instead?
The real only truth
>>681666033
agree, people who say that they're not attracted to the chick on the left are in complete fucking denial. theres nothing wrong with being attracted to feminine penis
your life in one picture
>>681681204
So graceful.
>>681681095
it's that time again /b/
>what was it
>how fucked are you
>inb4 pussy, dick, ass, your mom, etc.
>bonus points for pic of the dish you ate
KALE OH YEAH
Was a donut, but started eating Goldfish crackers a couple seconds before I saw this thread
>>681673859
Jimmy dean breakfats bowl, so not that bad actually
fuckin animal crackers
>some fucking psychopaths in full riot gear kick your door in
>sitting in boxers masturbating
>ohshitfam.jpeg
>they toss you a floppy disk
>"we are locking you up for 10 years
>we will give you this floppy disk
>you can put whatever you want on it
>we will give you a windows 98 machine with no internet access
What
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>>681679888
>>681679888
sick role playing faggot..shouldn't you be working
Doom
>>681679888
the lemmings
1,44 MB worth of dickbutt.
A megabyte of cheese pizza
Waifu Claiming Thread
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu or husbando
>post pics of your 2D waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>keep the lewds under control
>keep RP and ERP to a minimum
>no really. keep that shit to a minimum
Most importantly: praise the mugi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSzoKL-iO5M
>>681676417
Oh im not joining Red's harem any time soon.
I have my own to take care of.
Want to join?
>>681676630
>Halo's amazing
Indeed it is.
As i haven't had a chance to play it so i have been listening to its soundtrack instead.
What are you up to?
eeeeee
Chara claimed
Shiki claimed.
Message of the thread: You should all watch Ash vs Evil dead.
Miho claimed
>>681676630
The car i bought yesterday is fucked. Damn timing chain snapped
>>681676897
Made me cringe
Hottest scenario you can imagine/Biggest fantasy?
Spilling hot chocolate all over myself burning myself severely
>>681677679
multiple girls at once is disgusting
doubly so if they are interacting with one another
fucking gross id want neither
u cunts r retarded af
hot young tight pussy lips never touched a razor or a chemical in her life good genes monogomous love will do fucking ANYTHING and EVERYTHING in the world for you until the days you die.
>>681677679
a Girl Friend
>>681677679
My wife going a whole week without complaining
>>681677679
Dropping the Ring into the fires of Mt Doom.
Okay, /b/, my High School is having an online write-in Prom King/Queen poll. I want you guys to raid the shit out of it to trigger the feminazis that run our ASB.
Go to this URL:
https://www.tallyspace.com/vote/431 6
For the ID section, type in this number: 21610040
And add one to the total until you find an id that works. These are student IDs, so the best part is, when you vote, it's a student that hasn't voted yet. So you take away that student's vote.
Have fun
>>681677617
That ID ain't working
"no contact with that information found"
>>681677617
Posted taylor stick
So no
Faggot
>>681677806
Read the post: you need to add one until you find an ID that works
>>681677937
>butthurt for a pic
ok
Accidental nudity thread
>>681671620
MODS
>>681671937
Kill yourself
>>681671937
Dude her shirt clearly says "milf"
