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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
What does it REALLY mean when a girl has a loose vagina & is not some inexperienced virgin?
It means she's a whore
Is it just from being fucked by big dicks tho?
>>767296798
That she has poor muscle tone, nothing more, nothing less. Ive been with athletic virgins that struggle to take 2 fingers, and fit milfs with vice like vaginas after popping out kids.
>>767297022
Wtf is poor muscle tone?
>>767296981
It's from being fucked by miles and miles of any and all dick. Every time a man thrusts into her vagina, there's about 4 inches for each thrust right there. Keep doing this and her pussy begins to stretch out.
Drawthread:
robot edition 2.0
>>767300924
Tentacles...Looks hot, but not sure if I could handle that myself
Taking requests
Requesting a mareep struggling to get back up after falling.
>>767301513
Please lewd her for me
Hilary Duff The Goddess fap thread
Is it just me or are birds in the morning super fucking annoying?
>>767298896
birds make a lot of noise in the early morning and sunset because they can see the polarized light from the interaction of solar wind and the magnetic field of the earth.. it's called the dawn chorus
little cheeky fuckers use their magnetically induced vision for navigation and also to calculate trajectories for pooping on your car
>>767298896
Depends if you're talking about feathered birds, or if you're a britbong and you're talking about women.
If it's the former, I find it quite relaxing.
If it's the latter, they're fucking annoying all the time so it's a retarded question.
Stop sleeping in you lazy fuck. I wake up before sunrise every day, even weekends.
>>767299134
I fantasize about having the power to make them spontaneously combust so I can get my last 2 hours of sleep. I'd rather destroy the ecosystem then have to miss sleep.
Just you, moron.
The cutest tummies in the game only.
guess who
Afternoon /b/, feel like using a fat slut?
>>767299662
yeah but not a male one
kbai
>>767299713
Awww :3
>>767299662
>>767299723
>>767299771
>>767299843
how much money you make selling your ASS clips
s/fur
all the good floof
Alright, all gather. The summer is on the verge of it's arrival, and the sorting hat will choose of your new board that you shall be lurking within.
Newfags, inscribe a sentence, and I shall choose your new summer home.
Let the admissions begin.
>>767300485
Wait what?
>>767300485
Your thread is trash OP, but I'll play along.
My dick is a big as your mums, I'll slitherin to your dads butt.
>>767300921
Ah, I see, I see.
>>/pol/ it shall be!
>>767301027
I see, a vulgar one, but your heart seems soft within.
>>/r9k/ it is, you shall remove those edges, and embrace the softer side of yours.
>>767300485
Who died and made you king?
Open mouth thread
Pic related
Post em
>>767300732
can we see eyes?
>>767301096
I don't know why it posted sideways
>>767301151
looks preddy gud
>>767301344
Post some~
HURR DURR LOOK AT ME I'M AN ATHEIST BUT I ALSO CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS TOO
don't you mean GIFTMAS!?
>>767301181
Of course
When else but saturnalius can I get drunk and buttfuck people?
https://youtu.be/CrCoh9sQ28k
>>767301181
>look mom, I posted it again!
>>767301181
>Being Christian
>Celebration the pegan holiday of yule
Heathen.
You done fucked up Christfag.
Please explain to us the history of Christmas and the birthday of Jesus!
More pics you shouldn't share
>>767301463
Traps aren't gay.
Fuck off faggot
They are gay, they are men who suck cock and get fucked in the ass. I'm not sure what other definition of gay you need to observe to accept this. Getting breast implants, growing their hair out, or taking hormones is irrelevant. Shoving feathers up your ass doesn't make you a chicken, dumbass.
>>767299469
Not gay.
Celeb Thread - /I can smell my neighbor's cooking and it smells pretty good/ edition.
/I want to smell Kiki's sweaty heels/
>>767300103
Stop looking at them then! ; - ;
>>767300419
Impossible
Creepy/scary story thread
If you have a story you want to tell go ahead
In what thread can I find stories like this? I would appreciate thruthful answers.
>>767300738
/x/ sometimes has threads with stories like those.
That's where i found most of them
Whats your opinion on tattoos? I know that many strongly dislike them, but why?
why would i give a fuck if someone decides to draw on themselves?
>>767298654
I always laugh at people with tatoos
>>767298919
But why??
>>767298731
Well i was just interested in general thoughts, but 'aight. You could have one yourself for example
>>767299136
some can be cool, some are retarded. it's interesting to see what people enjoy/care about enough to have it on their body permanently.
chinese characters that mean "strength" are dumb as shit tho
fb/ig thread cont. 2222
need more of her anon-from-last-thread
>>767302201
more??
>>767302310
Have you fucked someone famous, /b/?
op's mom, twice
>>767295030
I fucked Debra from Everybody Loves Raymond
>>767295111
trips of truth
OP's mom is a cumhole
>reply "OP mother is cumhole" to have a free blowjob from OP's mom
>>767295111
>sex with celebrities
>first reply is always about fucking OP mon
Why? Whats the point of this meme?
I fucked amanda bynes and miranda cosgrove. True story.
What does /b/ think of this
>>767294319
It could be that I'm high, but it reminds me of the scene in Forest Gump where him and Bubba sleep up against each other.
Dicks look like worms lol
>>767294319
I'm wondering why it's posted so often in "white boi can't compete" and cuck threads when it's pretty obvious neither of those two men will be getting a lass pregnant anytime soon
>>767294319
Forest & Buba
Pretty gay tbqh fam
Does anybody know what my girlfriends tattoo means?
something something black penis
>>767297241
SOUP
>>767297241
God is greater than my highs and lows
>>767297357
>>767297241
that's what pimps tattoo on their bitches
Rule 34 thread
Bonus points for webms/gifs
