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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
rate me brutally and honestly
WOuld/10
honestly 10/10
You are exactly my type. Tattoos, piercings, pale skin, dark hair... you look great to me.
moar?
Very cute face but you need to od something about your skin. Cottage cheese arms covered in cellulite is not a good look. Also, tattoos are gross.
You probably have a poor diet and lack of excersize as you could be 9/10 if you took care of yourself. At the moment due to your health you are a 4-5/10 tops.
The tattoo is - 1 permanently too.
>>767515565
>>767515649
Useless virgin-tier ratings
how do i have cottage cheese arms.... lol.... i probably weigh less than u, typing that shit with hot cheeto dust on ur fingers
I am really into tall women. I would actually really like to be physically overpowered by a woman and raped against my will.
Anyone else into this kind of stuff?
>>767515393
nope. sounds unpleasant.
>>767515393
women aren't capable of rape
Come on, where's your sense of adventure?
WHAT THE FUCK
Listen, god has made us different for a reason
he made EVA AND ADAM
it's the perfection, the opposites, I know is romantic to say opposites attract, but that's just gross, she could be your sister, think, do you want to bone the place where you came from?
>EW
woman are physically weaker and dumber, men are the superior race, don't get shit mixed, that's practically animal loving shit.
I hired a prostitute to bend over and let me eat and fuck her ass for an hour. AMA
>>767516694
You are gross.
Did you get tested?
>>767516694
Based.
>>767516777
Yes and I'm clean
hope the wasted 300$ was worth it.
Give me your worst pick up lines I'm going to try them on girls at this party im at
>>767515262
Pick up lines don't matter. If shes into you, she'll like what you say regardless (unless its extra fucking stupid). If shes not into you, the wittiest line might make her laugh but shes not gonna suck your cock. Be the best you and find people who appreciate you.
>>767515262
You're not going to turn me down, because of the implication....
>>767515262
Why is a celestial being like you on a terrestrial place like this?
>>767515262
Try the Lorenzo von Matterhorn method
>>767515262
How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi I'm *insert name here*
Hope you're ready to get your bird wet, fella
Anyone here from Nebraska? Omaha checking in. Post girls if you like
>>767518624
>>767518778
Moved to Omaha in Jan. The roads are fucked here and no one knows how to drive.
quads and ill anhero on stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5oe ueLiTSjA
>>767513421
https://youtu.be/BEfL0ih33Gs
>>767513543
Kek
Quads plz
>>767513421
die faggot
Rekt/Gore thread - extra gore edition.
Got to fill up my folder.
holy fuck man, you actually like this?!?
>>767515532
you haven't seen anything
>>767515532
Like you didnt see the necro fags jerking off to dead bodies a few hours ago
Lemme help ya, OP.
hmm
roll
rolling
Roll
Fuck.
bowl
rate my big sis
>>767515101
6.5/10
I want her thick thighs to squeeze my skull why I eat her out.
>>767515101
Cool building.
I would straight up play with her doo doo to nut.
>>767515629
what? lol
Post nudes
I like when guys post their gfs/exgfs/girls they know.
I'm the guy who cums to them.
Help me out /b.
Pic related; my roommates gf.
Bump.
Can Kik, too.
My fuck buddy
>>767514520
She know you post?
>>767514520
More
>>767515016
No, but I doubt she’d care
>>767515095
Like her?
Any Jersey posters here?
>>767510922
Sup bro
>>767511007
not much. you good?
ded
ayyy
>>767513176
ayyyy
woof
yay :3
Battlefield Earth is on Netflix, and is notorious for arguably being the worst film ever made. Im watching it. Why the fuck aren't you? Also ITT, name a more disappointing movie.
>>767515474
>Why the fuck aren't you?
Because it's the worst film ever made.
>>767515580
People who don't watch bad films for the lulz are the worst kinds of people. Boring, unadventurous, lame in conversation, unfunny, tame. You're the human equivalent of a glass of milk.
>>767515580
Having that reputation alone, I think it makes it even more compelling to watch.
>>767515703
Solid
>>767515474
That was before 9/11 and in one part they reference the planes as "flying spears"
continuing on from the previous /s/fur thread
all fluffy creatures, milfs, and fantasy/sci-fi babes are welcomed
got 3D? share that too
3D is so jarring to look at tho
>>767516876
understandable
Dragonposter, do you remember herpy.net from back in the day?
>>767516705
Oh man she's cute, I already love her. I wonder what happened to the 3D anon, haven't seen him in a couple months. He was getting really good with the fur textures, I'd love to so him do a thicc mama bear.
>>767516973
AT&T has a monopoly in more rural areas, and we aren't even *that* rural considering there are quite a few decent sized neighborhoods. Can't imagine what it's like in Ausfag land.
Must be, I get burnt like one too....
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fb ig vsco thread
fapping recommended
cousin, interest?
>>767518508
leftttttttttt
>>767518508
LEFT
GF's friend with whom we had a three way with has expressed interest in continuing the sex even though my GF has decided its not "for us" anymore.
any advice on what to do?
>>767514547
>>767514547
How old are you, how much do you care for your girlfriend, how hot is this other whore?
>>767514718
27, gf is 24.
Other girl is also 24 and really cute, good fuck.
Fuckin landwhale
>>767514718
judging by these tits...
>>767514561
Id say she thinks shes hotter than she actually is
If /b/ can count to 10, I will drink a glass of water.
14
No
>>767518184
1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10
Now drink bitch
Iog
>>767514197
steamy
>>767514052
>this desperate to perpetuate a pathetic non meme.
kek
>>767514341
Sixx is an artist
Even more pics you shouldn't share
op of this slut around?
https://temporarily.exposed/image/10ec0168-2f7
>>767517756
Requests?
>>767518074
more tits and face
Ólöf selma anybody got pictures of her?
STOP
There has been an influx of jew sightings. The Führer has ordered a road block.
Show me some identification please.
>Dubs = jew
>>767516890
Lol, you fucking cryptokike
You
=
JEW
Heil Obama
