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You have 10 seconds to justify why you don't wear a Rolex
>>712017274
i'm surrounded by clocks most of the time, don't need to wear some bulky piece of shit on my wrist.
>>712017274
theyre cliche
>>712017274
It went out of style in the early 2000s
>>712017274
I don't enjoy sucking cocks
Broke as shit
Post the tenth image on your phone, pc, whatever
Eh
>>712023411
Cheked
When's the last time you had sex?
10 months ago
never have, likely never will
13 August 2015
>>712018476
Sadly this
>>712018409
2006
Let's get a new creep/hidden cam thread going. Last one died and there looked to be some good OC towards the end.
Bump
looking for the rest of her
>>712013102
Got all her webms. Over the 2mb limit, as usual.
Girls you want to fugg bread
I'll start with Keti
more
>>712022963
Let's roll /b/ros
First
roll
Rollerino
rolling
Rolling
Waifu claiming thread.
Waifu Wardriving Death Race Edition
Previous:
>>712014371
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion
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>>712023555
Disgusting early bake
>>712023560
shoot... I planned that so well...
Back to networking homework now
still here
>>712023489
Early bake and you ignore that I won.
>2rude
I curse you with non gets for a whole year!
Deutscher Fotzen Faden™ Frühedition
FRAGEN
Schwul?
Wie gehts?
Warum ist Winter?
Fühlt ihr euch wohl?
Muschi oder Arschloch lecken?
Habt ihr ein Vorbild? Wer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLpdMToxngU
Deutschland, Deutschland! SCHLAAAAAND! SCHLAAAAAAAAND!!!
>>712023704
>Schwul?
ähm, ne. sorry OP.
>Wie gehts?
8/10
>Warum ist Winter?
das hat mit der erdachsenneigung zu tun.
>Fühlt ihr euch wohl?
s.o.
>Muschi oder Arschloch lecken?
muschi
>Habt ihr ein Vorbild? Wer?
nicht wirklich
>>712023704
>Schwul?
Nein.
>Wie gehts?
Gut.
>Warum ist Winter?
Der Jahreszeitenwechsel.
>Fühlt ihr euch wohl?
Ja
>Muschi oder Arschloch lecken?
Muschi, mein niqqa.
>Habt ihr ein Vorbild? Wer?
Vielleicht Fred Rogers.
>>712023704
>Schwul?
hm zu 20% schätz ich mal
>Wie gehts?
kater
>Warum ist Winter?
erde dreht sich nicht nur um sich selbst sodern in einer ellipse um die sonne undso
>Fühlt ihr euch wohl?
ich möchte sterben, also ja
>Muschi oder Arschloch lecken?
wenn sie sich ihren hintern ausgewaschen hat gerne beides. aber nur dann
>Habt...
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Steam thread continued from >>712013150
Beg, chat, post keys or gift
Don't know if my post made it to the last one, but I'll repeat.
First time posting in one of these, but worth a shot.
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198020004424/wishlist/
bump
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Dakotaen/wishlist
Tyranna would be the tits, but it's costly as shit. ES:O which is on sale would be awesome, too.
Checking wishlists for games I have keys for.
>>712023230
http://steamcommunity.com/id/pixel1337bit/wishlist/
ive been wanting these for a while now
>>712023481
That's a pretty pricey game to be begging for after receiving ARK, anon.
why is interracial porn so damn hot? this is the only porn I fap to now.
You might be bisexual
You might be a flaming homosexual
>>712018937
Posting this on r9k wasnt enough???
>>712019201
screencap/proof?
I haven't posted yet on there today.
Didn't you just post this OP?
big boobs thread
celeb thread - bring your wick edition
>>712022243
What. She's not a pure virgin?
>>712022082
i'm lonely
New Zealand /NZ thread
I'm in wellywood right now, how bout you?
Same Same
>>712015679
dunedin here. staying up late cuz yolo. fuck work
>>712015679
local northshorefag here.
dont move here its fucking awful
sup fags
N E L S O N
E
L
S
O
N
YLYL cause there are none in the moment.
>Installing game
>It's been +17hrs
>Game is done installing
>"Press any button to continue"
>Press power button
>PC turns off
>mfw
>>712019802
Kys
>>712019802
ayy a newest fag that thinks its funny
shota
Any preference for shota?
>>712020886
HAH! MORE LIKE GAY PAEDOPHILE THREAD!
>>712020956
yes, cute shit.
>>712020886
Shoota yourself in the head
>>712021004
that's a good joke anon, i like that.
Hey guys just watched Zootopia
We're waiting.
I am fucking obsessed with Zootopia right now... wtf I can't stop thinking about Nick Wilde it's driving me crazy
I'm 22/F and live with my boyfriend. Desperately trying to keep this hidden from him. Should I talk to him about it? He has a fetish for the fucking Bunny and tbh our size differences are similar...idk I feel fucking retarded that I can't get over a fox wtf
>>712018200
Get a shitty police uniform and a cotton ball and tape it to your ass.
He'll probably fuck you till you go crosseyed.
>>712018200
Tell him
Get a bad dragon fox dildo
>>712017638
Decent movie despite being stuffed with liberal propaganda, The stunning visual really carried this movie though for the most part.
Draw Thread - It's Goofy Time
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
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kee a cute
Kee a best waifu
kee a shit
>>712015412
4th for Eva has inverted nipples
>>712015335
I AM A BIG GAY TREACTOR READY TO PLAY BOY ASS
NUDE GAME, improved edition
Rules are simple:
1. Post a clothed picture of your girlfriend/wife and choose a number between 0 and 9.
2. If someone replies with that number (last digit), you post any picture they request.
3. If someone replied with dubs you post another non nude
4. Best to make your request in your reply and not later as to avoid confusion.
5. If you post a pic of your girl for rolls but don't put a number, ALL ROLLS on her will count as valid.
6. reply only to pictures with numbers, dont reroll on your roll expecting OP to see it.
7.
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Start with a 5
need a 1
>>712014512
Rollin for tits
>>712014661
Winrar!!
>>712014661
well congrats, that din't take lomg
Cali thread. Meet and Great. Nudes. Anything goes.
Looking for a coke connect in the 714 area. Asap.
Looking for a blowjob 626
>>712011302
805 any1
Does anyone have some Chino Hills nudes???
(323) someone bring me some tacos
818?
steam thread. post wishlist and wait. or post keys
steamcommunity.com/id/paraus/wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198272066739/wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198065039113/wishlist
http://steamcommunity.com/id/booboo732/wishlist/
steamcommunity.com/id/afrit_alchemy/wishlist
