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Waifu Claiming Thread
Claim your waifu/husbando, post pictures, discuss things and have fun!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgQ7qOCDFYQ
I can't sleep
Have this.
>>684601929
What's the bright side?
>>684601930
A little tired.
You guys been good?
Cool.
>>684601964
H.A.N.A.K.O unit here with the spiciest claim
>Still waiting
Women are fucking horrible /b/.
Let me just tell you my situation - and feel free to tell me to kill myself or rape people. Whatever you guys do. I haven't been here in 4 years and I just need some anonymous confession.
So 2 years ago I had a huge crush on a girl. Long story short my friend took her virginity and decided to destroy her mentally because he's kind of a prick and needs to kill himself.
Unfortunately now she's damaged beyond being the person she was... but damn she's cute. And since they broke up a horrible side of me just
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> for starters kill yourself
Try and treat your "crush" like a human and talk to her because if she is mentally distressed comforting her would be the best thing you could do, and she may find you attractive in the process
move away from all these people. as in move elsewhere. start a new life and see if you can deal better with a new set of people. it might be that you've put yourself in a situation that you now can't get out of, but that's only because you're still hanging around the results of your fuckups. i suggest you leave the place and forget about it.
there's also another option. yep, you guessed it - kill yourself.
>>684594022
I've thoroughly examined the situation and run a few simulations through some prediction algorithms using as many parameters as possible and this seems to be the most logical way to proceed.
>>684594468
I think you autism kicked in
>>684594022
Trying that. Unfortunately he fucked her up beyond humanity. She's just a bad trip or a couple tequilas shot from killing herself. This high-school bullshit was so much easier in high-school, and I don't have a crush on her now - I just happen to be her only friend. I actually think anyone who could degrade themselves enough to fuck Jack is fundamentally broken because he is literally ovarian cancer that became human.
>>684594197
Yeah...
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ITT: God-Tier YouTubers.
Pic related.
Robbaz, no uploading schedule but aside from that he's fucking amazing
The jews have taken over jewtube as well, all you have to do is look at this the jew in OPs picture.
>>684596359
its always been like that
>>684597079
Monica
Edups
ex gf left her instagram logged into my computer.
ended on bad terms, cant stand seeing her face.
broke up over 1 year ago.
Dubs decide what i post on her account. (will probably only upload 1 or 2 images, dont forget nudes get insta banned a lot of the time)
Trips decides what i change her bio to.
Lets play!
Roll
Roll
Deliver
CELEBS
>>684592646
>>684592822
>>684592888
Gets don't lie it's gonna be a goodn
>>684592961
>>684593096
do you tell you're amigos that you browse the chan?
>>684595869
>amigos
...
The chan
>>684595869
*your
>>684595869
No, that would breaking rules 1 and 2
Inb4 hur durr thats just for raids
>implying we have friends outside of 4chan
All white girls love indian cock.
Brains and money of an Asian and a big black cock. Best of both worlds. How can tiny autistic white boys even compete with the big indian cock? Give up already.
Post big indian cock ramming tight white pussy in this thread.
Huh? i thought indians had smaller than averge dicks. The companys that make condoms make smaller sized ones for india.
>>684598829
nice try raj
poo in loo
>>684599569
> Bleeding white anus
>>684598829
Go to your nearest designated shitting street and think about what you just posted.
>>684599044
Clearly lies. http://penissizematters.net/realmen/realmen-india.htm
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post reveal her age. 00 gets a male the same age as the poster below yours. No rerolls. Goodluck.
> rolling for pic related - perfect 11 year old babe that I'd make love to forever. My friends would be so jealous
mk
>>684601432
yuck
Why not roll
Yurt
>>684601508
Well fuck,
Whats the deal with betas and their fascination for anime and katanas etc? is it just because they think the old samurai shit is cool or what?
the same reason you ware branded clothing, to get some sort of status
they are monkies just like you, you are probably a sportsfan, and you like to watch other men sport.
so you "normals" are gay and fake
and those betas are gay and fake
fuck you all
>>684592143
i always assumed they watched old samurai movies and shit but i guess it's just some faggot anime thing
they've never even seen throne of blood or sword of doom
>>684592282
katanas are cool, and weeby, sports are cool, and faggy, and your a self concious neckbeard
>kys
>>684592282
u mad
>>684592143
Fuck you nigger, being a samurai sounds boss.
>Not living in a cute little cottage in a comfy mountain village
>not spending your mornings painting nature themed murals on the walls of your house
>not spending your afternoons whacking your samurai buddies upside the head with 4-foot pieces of bamboo
>not spending your evenings sipping tea and writing poetry about warfare and...
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Drop more please
>>684595315
crazy look and no ass
Nederdraaddddd
Kom maar door
Show wat wijve dan
>>684595315
Would settle down with/10
Do you dare to roll?
I'm fucking up
Cut me a piece of dubs
>>684597663
> do you care to roll
no I don't, but I post
checkem
ready to shave that bitch
You are trapped in a room with a female for 1 whole year. Every single day, every morning, afternoon and night, you have to have sex with her for the entire year.
The last 2 numbers of your post in reverse order reveal her age.
00 gets a severely disabled and mentally challenged autistic trap the same age as the poster below yours.
No rerolls. Goodluck.
>rolling for pic related - perfect 18 year old babe
lets roll
oh boy
>>684599468
loli pls
>00 get
lmfao
Ermm roll
I'LL STOP THESE NIGGER THREADS GUYS!!
Dubs get
>>684593926
Rollan for my mask : )
shameless reroll
>>684593926
Mask pls
gas mask roll
release the gas kek
wanna jerk to her nudes?
>>684594929
interested?
>>684594929
dump em op for the sake of science
>>684595357
what do you wanna see first man? i got lots!
Tits
>>684595416
your choice, start with your favourites and keep going
DEUTSCHLAND!
wieviel verdient ihr?
was denkt ihr welches einkommen ihr mal erreichen könnt (realistisch)?
wie wehrt ihr euch gegen die GEZ?
haltet ihr euch für einen loser? warum?
>>684592679
>DEUTSCHLAND!
Wurde auch Zeit!
>wieviel verdient ihr?
1.6 mit gut Ãœberstunden so um die 2
>was denkt ihr welches einkommen ihr mal erreichen könnt (realistisch)?
Wenn ich mich mehr reinhänge und mehr Aufgaben übernehmen würde dann sicherlich 3 bis 4
>wie wehrt ihr euch gegen die GEZ?
Wiederspruch einlegen, immer wieder wenn sie mich anschreiben, gibt ein paar...
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>>684592679
>wieviel verdient ihr?
52.000 brutto
>was denkt ihr welches einkommen ihr mal erreichen könnt (realistisch)?
75.000 - 80.000
>wie wehrt ihr euch gegen die GEZ?
gar nicht
>haltet ihr euch für einen loser? warum?
ne nicht wirklich. bin aber auch kein alpha.
>>684593086
>gar nicht
echt jetzt?
Jeden Monat 20 bis 50€?
>>684592679
>DEUTSCHLAND!
Naja, mal wieder über andere lachen.
>wieviel verdient ihr?
1.8\Monat wenn ich 10h die Woche mache.
>was denkt ihr welches einkommen ihr mal erreichen könnt (realistisch)?
Oben offen, denke ich mal.
>wie wehrt ihr euch gegen die GEZ?
"STUDENT"
>haltet ihr euch für einen loser? warum?
JEIN, bin übelst Alpha wie...
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>>684593231
17 Euro pro Monat. Wie soll ich mich denn dagegen wehren? Ich bin weder Schüler noch behindert.
trips gets tits
Just post 'em faggot
>>684595571
trips turns me on
lets see them
>>684595285
trips
go
Spiderman thread
Is the 8-ball always right?
THE 8-BALL HAS SPOKEN
Does she think my dick is small?
>>684589763
Asking again
will i ever know the krabby patty recipe
Is rasmus gay?
I heard you guys like amputees here. Ask me anything
>>684594556
Where's the next place you're gonna visit or holiday?
>>684594556
Do you like Donkey Kong ?
how far up is it, would you have optional amputee surgery up to your hips both legs?
>>684594556
Anything? How about a timestamp?
>>684594556
why did your leg rip?
YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhH JYlg
Banana free
>>684593133
>Banana free
Are you proud of yourself OP? Are you proud of what this thread has become?
You've created yet another vehicle for "Desu" to be posted. That's all you've done by creating this YLYL thread. I know what you were thinking. "I'll share some laughs with my fellow anons by creating a YLYL thread on /b/! That will help me pass some time." But look what happened. Your entire thread is filled with pictures of that fucking Rozen maiden doll Suiseiseki.
And honestly, what were you expecting to happen? If you've been in any YLYL thread, any one AT ALL in the past month, then you've witnessed this happening. Every thread is the same. Sure, every once in a while something funny gets posted. But then the inevitable: Suiseiseki poster arrives. We all know it's going to happen. It's happened here. It's going to happen in the next thread, and the next one after that. You should know better by now.
Sure, it's not your fault that these faggots keeping posting pictures of a Rozen maiden anime girl. It's not your fault that the users here are too fucking stupid to post original content instead of regurgitating the same old school 4chan images day in and day out. But you know what? You're an enabler. By creating YLYL threads, you're inviting people to come in and post mundane, idiotic garbage. We all know that every YLYL is shit, so what makes you think yours is going to be any different? If you know that this Suiseiseki shit is going to happen and then ignore it and create a thread anyway, you're part of the problem. You are exactly what people are referring to when they use the phrase "the cancer that's killing /b/." You should be ashamed of yourself.
>>684593285
Oh shit nigga what up?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w9t0vJKBQ8
>>684593678
Long time no see.
I've been making a image dump.
I've also juggeled 5 neverending shit post threads a few times now, for hours on end.
Fuck that made the OP mad.
And I need to start writing more desu songs.
How bout you?
>never understand our love.
Image dump
Great/arty desu
http://imgur.com/a/e9wnd
Meme type desu
http://imgur.com/a/I4JQB
Reaction type desu
http://imgur.com/a/F4MVe
Taunt type desu
http://imgur.com/a/AAo4R
Fuzzy...
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