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Just got unbanned after being banned since February. AMA.
>>702550925
Why ban?
how you ban, sorry english?
Why'd u get rekt so hard normie?
>>702550925
banned since February?
What's it like being so dumb that you waited the ban out for months instead of resetting your router for a new IP and being banned for 10min Max?
BANANA DESU
Dick Rate Thread
Rate me
another angle
>>702548238
Big/10
>>702549367
Why is so red at the end?
would suck any of dicks posted so far
>>702548238
6/10
>>702549367
5/10
r8 me please
girls you want others to fap to part two
>>702552856
Feels thread
faggot
>>702549481
nigger
go die in a gutter, you dumb fuck. You're useless, unloved, and unwanted
>>702549481
cunt
>>702549481
I'm 21
I have no friends
no job
I was in a psych ward a year ago
but I lost my psychologist
I dropped out of uni
I don't have debt anymore
I want nothing
I will overdose once I get my meds alone with me
I'm trapped but there is no way out
I've lived in my head all of my life and I don't like what I see outside
I don't want to be here
I wish I had a gun
I wish I had been someone else but I'm no one and that's how it is meant to...
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Problem with chick (not gf)
Chick with who I wrote since over week, wrote me that she's gonna wait for someone who's gonna back. I asked her is this someone important for her. Then she said she doesn't know.
That clearly means that's her bf. We've met on this friday, was nice etc.
Is there can be another meaning of her answer? I think there's not. FUCKING BITCH.
Anons, what do?
>>702545794
What
>>702545946
k, sorry for any mistakes in the text btw
bump
>>702546060
Well, from what I am getting, are you two trying for a relationship? If you guys are but she's waiting for someone else who "supposedly" is her boyfriend don't you think that's a hint that she maybe be playing both you and the other guy?
>>702546848
Cause she said before that she broke with him and had a depression about that. We've met on this friday. We were walking on park, having fun on playgrounds (she likes swings) and then we came for ice creams. So that's why.
What do you think about my bi and triceps?
I don't workout too much.
If you do not, why not try?
>>702547270
eat more
>>702547270
meh
I clearly try more than you my arms are way bigger
The fact that you're interested in what other men think of your body says it all Fam.
May as well call it and decide whether you're a top or a bottom.
you are skinny muscle.
Sunday night fluffy abuse thread. Let's do this.
New Phone Desktop Thread
No cleaning
Bump
HTC One M9
KLWP Clock
FlatCon Icons: Red
Apex Launcher
>>702549060
>CURRENT YEAR
>reddick
Do not under any circumstances stroke your penis to this image!
>>702546760
Too late :(
>>702547105
why though anon?
>>702547506
Cause she's pretty hot.
>>702547646
hmm good point...how many times though?
>>702547882
Like 200 strokes, maybe more. Can I redeem myself again? I won't blow it this time, I promise.
Trips decides my profile picture.
Profile picture on what you stupid fucking asshole
>>702547416
Facebook? Does it matter? Post pictures nigger
>>702547416
4chan gold account, fucknut
>>702547940
golf clap
Join me in my seal conquest.
Are American politics all a big charade, /b/? Does your vote even matter?
>>702546842
C-cucks
>>702546842
>charade
The presidency sure is.
>does your vote matter
Yes, but not as much as other people's
Imagine 3 men in a boat with a gaping hole in the hull. Two men are scooping out water as quickly as they can with 5 gallon buckets, and the third is using a teacup.
The one with the teacup represents the average US citizen. Yea, he's making a difference, but we all know he isn't going to be the one to keep the boat from sinking.
>>702546842
yes american politics is all a sham. when voting for president, the popular vote doesnt even count, only electoral votes do.
its easy to get away with it too because the average american is a brain dead idiot or just some sjw with mental illness that willdefend the flawed two party system we use, which has been abolished pretty much. every where in the world (except for countries run by dictators)
there will be a revolution eventully because some of us have more than half a mind and would live to...
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>citizen vote is only for 'popularity'
>the real vote is done by the electoral college who do the real voting
The vote does matter.
Trump has promised the wall, but he doesn't have the ability to build it.
Hillary has promised the wall, but she actually has the corporate and banking support to build it.
This is a big difference.
posting fused people
>>702548971
Well that's one fetish I hadn't heard of
>>702548971
dafaq
Will I become an astronaut?
will you win
>>702549719
Is OP a faggot?
>>702549719
You already won the most boring cunt of the day award, so sure.
am i a cuck?
Am I a god?
We are building a bridge in Italy and we can choose the name, vote for "ponte harambe" by clicking "vota" on this site PLS. If you cant find it just ctrl + f "harambe" and you'll get it.
http://www.lagazzettadelmezzogiorno .it/sondaggi/sondaggi/798869/ilnuov oponte.html
i'm with you mate, this gonna be great boys.
bump
Voted
>>702547378
For my nigger harmbe
Thanks guys
Ravioli Ravioli give me the dubs i deserveioli.
this made me kek
here you go mr crabs
They arent yours plankton, theyre my repeating digits
gimme korby portys
>>702549525
check em
Cringe thread
>>702548344
I remember the rap video this kid did. Pretty cringy but at least he's not a nigger
Why are wedges so fucking sexy?
actually it's a storm drain
>>702545864
Not sure faggot, but post more because this is my fetish.
>>702545864
They aren't.
bump
![baked-potato-wedges[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Bg6ULmD.jpg "baked-potato-wedges[1].jpg")
>>702547010
She is the love of my life but I dont know who is she!!!
Guess you're screwed than.
You wouldn't get to date her anyways.
Her name is Photoshopped H. Faggoteer.
>>702548118
her eyes are fucked
>>702548392
Not as much as her eyebrows.
ruf/g
http://static-images12.com.br/juliavbbb.gif
>>702547710
If your not gonna post in your own thread, go to /r/equest
True story !
Now ...
If you don t post a bad review to ruin that muslim pizzashop,
Facebook :
Pizza-One/442267155858118?hc_locati on=ufi
You ll have a VERY bad news within the next hours ! Do or regret !
( You re thinking about THAT very person ? yES ! You are right ... Up to you for not letting tis nightmare be true )
>>702548647
why would i do that? ive got nothing against people running a business. do they exclude gay people or something?
>>702548647
Seems like a pretty cool guy. Pizza probably taste good too. Fuck you OP faggot.
Do you think we are fucking retards, OP?
>>702548825
Do you have a pet ?
It s gonna die next night if you don t ruin taht muslim shop !
SORRY ! But it s the truth !
>>702549255
>>702548825
Do you have a dad ?
It s gonna die next night if you don t ruin taht muslim shop !
SORRY ! But it s the truth !
