A couple of weeks ago, my girlfriend suggested that we have a threesome.
I agreed instantly. Then she and I began discussing the actual logistics of what having a threesome would entail and it gradually became apparent that her idea of a threesome was me and some other guy. I thought she meant me and some other girl.
When this aspect of her proposal became apparent, I backed out and told her no way. She got really mad and said that I was being hypocritical for not being willing to share her with another guy when it was clear from my initial enthusiasm that I would have no problem fucking another girl right in front of her. After an argument that lasted about an hour, she proposed that if I let her have a threesome with me and another guy, she would agree to having a threesome with me and another girl, but only on the condition that her threesome happens first. I agreed. We came to this agreement last Sunday.
She just called me. The guy she wants to join us agreed to her proposal. He's some lawyer who works in her office. He's coming over tonight and I'm really nervous.
Any suggestions?
you didnt even get to agree on the other guy? lame
do you at least have a girl or a few in mind that would agree to do it with you?
>>687675975
don't do it.
/thread
>>687675975
Put the limitation that he has to have a condom on entire time, and you don't. Also, make sure you fuck her better than he does.
I personally wouldn't have agreed to such a thing, but hey, to each their own, cuck
>>687675975
stale pasta, friend
Haven't seen a creepshot in a while
Make it happen fags
>>687673974
Thought my gf was the only one who did this constantly
>>687674111
ikr
>>687674333
lol
Picture Below is your steam profile picture for a week.
>inb4 goatsie
No cringe thread?
Only for true warrior
https://youtu.be/XpnHKWK4WPE
>>687672958
Did such high doses of autism exist before anime?
Have you ever seen a girl that you know irl naked on the Internet?
>ITT share stories and pics
Yep. Was browsing /b/ and saw a gif of her rubbing her tits on webcam.
Another time a girl I knew was posting pics of herself but didn't actually show nips, just handbras and shit like that.
Saw a guy I know from school on here the other day dressed up as a girl. Weird, pic related
>>687666257
Got any pics of that girl?
Thank you 4chan.
Today morning my parents had a call. The girl you know as "Jesse Slaughter' wanted to kill herself and is in hospital now. She will die in one or two days.
FUCK YOU ALL for this I knew her FOR REAL over years. I was never so sad in my life before. Guys do you not realise that this is for real? Thats not fun in the realtity a REAL person DIE because of 4chan.
I hope so all 4chan assholes burn in hell for ever. Thank you 4chan for killing one of my friends. I think this will bring consequences to 4chan.
This is my wish.
>>687656314
I thought she was already dead?
Ha!
Buena carnada
>>687656314
have nudes of her?
s/fur on a fine friday night
checking in
how is everyone?
test
>>687682987
what are you testing?
Because twice is oh so nice.
yesh
>>687671889
Happy gun owner thread
>>687671714
man I hate euro style magazine releases
>>687671714
Nice Gung
mine
/k/ ->
Celeb fap thread 2 - fresh cuts and butts
>>687668850
>celeb
>posts a shit tier attention whore
Rules, yo:
>Claim
>No claiming waifu's that have already been claimed
>Discuss
>Post fitting content
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>Insult others with vigor
>Fuck your hugbox
>Naps are a GOOD idea
>No ERP, minimal RP
>Most important: fuck you nigger this is my version of rules
>>687680510
I wasn't really depressed to begin with.
still here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QO1MdbQQv28
Claimed
Fucking subhumans
Edgy 13 yr old thinks it's awesome to burn dogs and save gore. You're way pass cool!!11
Moose thread!!!
Ylyl: Whatever Edition
Bump
rule 34
>>687666648
More android 18 please
I think heroin addicts should be killed. It's a waste of time and resources trying to rehab them off something as addictive as opiates
Any Zelda game or any game that still has turn-based combat is garbage
Maybe not unpopular on here. But transgenderism is a mental disorder. Homosexuality at least occurs in nature
>>687668285
Euthanized, not killed.
>>687668285
Rap/hip-hop is the worst music there is. You can't understand a word they're saying unless you speak fluent ebonics and most of the time it isn't worth figuring out what they're saying anyways.
>for years now, so so long, I have allowed my mind to sort of close in on itself
>my convictions have become so strong and my perspective so narrow that my miserable routine seemed like something I could not escape
>why travel anywhere if my sadness would remain?
>why exercise if the repulsive aspect of my existence resided in the way I viewed the world and acted as a result?
>why yearn even for love when my youth was over and adulthood demanded a more serious and mature relationship than I was interested in
>I felt my life was over to say it simply
>ahead of me was a long gradual decline into bitterness and ugliness
>behind me was so much regret that even nostalgia sickened me
>>687657833
nostalgia is great though op
everything was better in the past
too bad time machines dont exist
*sigh*
You keep saying "was", OP. What's changed?
>>687657833
Fuck you OP, you are the king of the niggerfucking Kingdom of Jerusalem. Fucking cuck faggot nigger kike.
>>687658822
What is wrong with you?
Dubs for nudes of my girlfriend. (pic related)
trips for my cousin.
Quads for nudes of my mom.
(feel free to request random clothed pictures.)
Quads for mommy.
>>687676634
trips for some wincest
also, can we see your mom clothed?
Can we get a clothed preview of your cousin before i roll trips?
drawthread
If you're taking requests:
Draw an antelope head butting a jeep through a tree.
With you in it.
>>687667278
This thread needs more mundy
Not sure which one is the worst:
>>687667340
>>687667278
>>687667278
>>687667340
who will win? cancer or Devito?
starting on Monday
It's time to practice some self-control anon
Why not
>>687674280
rekt
>>687674280
Well shit
>>687674183
Enjoy your permenant erectile dysfunction
fluffy thread continued
You can't bump your own thread anymore