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ask the 8 ball
>>685715891
should I go out for some time?
>>685715891
Nice, fap?
Dubs win
13 win
Trips fuck
Should I eat my bro's last slice of pizza in the fridge
>>685715998
Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Should I try and make some friends tomorrow?
Work your magic /b/. Lonely girlfriend is texting me- what should I say? First post to end in dubs will be used. Will post screenshots.
>>685715237
Same, just send me a picture of your asshole so I could lick my screen and touch myself to it
Aye bish lemme c dem tittays
Im tyrna holla
Send me a pussy pic so I can beat off.
>>685716031
Roll
Show me the girls and I'll show you my dick!
pics shouldn't share/fav saved pics cont.
>>685716785
my wife
been posting for a while but still bored, anyone still interested? any requests?
s/fur
>In the deep blue sea, surrounded by nothing but water, you fall easy prey to this slippery customer.
From the BD website. I guess I'm sold, this pushes all the right buttons
HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR.
i'm in tears.
fuck man what a trip.
>>685704296
>
There was something satanic and truly fucked up about this episode. The old man in the tree was the young crippled guy? I am mindfucked.
>>685704964
bruhhhhhhh i didnt even realize that bloodraven is bran. holy shittttt.
No, the three eyed raven was likely Brynden Rivers.
>>685705586
everyone knows that in his youth he was brynden rivers. the theory i have is that Bran is all the Brandons/brydens ever mentioned. from Bran the Builder to Brynden. He's the same person just warged into different iterations.
No fucking wonder he always seemed dead inside.
It's come to my attention that the overwhelmingly vast majority of US citizens has never been on a foreign vacation?
When did Ametica become like a 3rd world country?
How come you're all so poor?
We've been hoarding copies of this film
It'll increase in value, eventually
G8 b8 faggot
Travel broadens the mind, or so they say.
I guess this also explains the rise of Trump...insular small minded xenophobes afraid of anything even remotely different
>>685708577
When was your last foreign vacation?
Tell the truth
>>685708373
With my income and marketable skills (or lack thereof), the only way I'll ever see another country is if I join the military.
Draw thread
( ´ ー ` )ﾉ
/r/ loli butts
/r/ rukia swimming in dark water with a lanturn pokemon lighting her way
i miss lulu
Draw Moss flying around. No anthro.
More references can be found here. http://imgur.com/a/k6HGL
>the analysis thing from last thread for reference here
>>685708831
mainly cartoonish, but i'm trying to keep anatomy as a factor, while keeping a simplistic/expressive style.
Not exactly doing so well at expressive, but i'd mainly like to know what i could to improve my anatomy and shading
just kinda draw here for fun, but improving is also a goal, so i'd really appreciate it.
waifu claim thread
>claim
>discuss
>minimum rp/erp
>other rules
Obligatory claim.
is this the official unofficial thread?
Miho claimed
How does this make you feel?
>>685711604
like i want sauce
Horny. Luke watching some porn. Rachel James is hot. OP there's already a couple porn threads though, saged.
>>685711604
Why would it make me feel anything? Pornstars are like vending machines, you put the money in, the vagina comes out. Am I supposed to go "muh white race!" as I cry or something? Pornstars are the shit tier of any race.
I did reply though, so I'll be generous and give you a 3/10.
>>685711604
pity.
poor blacks will never know what its like to fuck a pure whitey without having someone pay them lol.
>>685711604
i just wanna be the nigro in the middle
Name your top five favorite songs right now, and we guess your age
>Apache Rose Peacock/Red Hot Chilli peppers
>Spit it out/slipknot
>Wake Up Dead/ Megadeth
>Jijad/Slayer
>My Name is Mud/Primus
>>685712906
You are 41
>>685713271
Wrong, so very wrong
Middle -DJ Snake
Generation -Renacer
Mother -Danzig
There is a light that never goes out - the smiths
R U Mine - arctic monkeys
Tribute req!
nice cock think you can do her
Post your gf's Kik in the thread and see if she is loyal after someone else sends her a dick.
Results will be posted
kiwidino
Dommiez
Diamond1491
>>685705782
>Not being in total control of your woman's life
>encouraging others to expose themselves to her
>Being this much of a cuck
My girls phone is open and unlocked to me, I know her every password. I didn't ask either, she provided me with total control in return for our relationship. I'm surprised she hasn't call me master or sir on her own initiative yet.
Having a sub is the real way to live life.
>>685706960
post her username then you cuck faggot
Feels thread?
ok
![1430685111690[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/oRSSZO5.jpg "1430685111690[1].jpg"){kind=small}
>>685712802
TIIIIIMMMMMM
What's your wrestler name?
Rules:
First Name - Your weakest quality
Second Name - Dream Job
Powermove
1 - Favorite Drink
2 - An animal you hate
Name
Pervert Zookeeper
Move
Monster Dolphin
Nigger Astronaut
>>685712624
Whats yo powermove brah?
>>685712350
socially awkward porn star
Piss Zebra
Creepy Fapper
Milk Mosquito
Post the Playboy cover from your birth Month\Year.
June 1991
>>685708563
May 1996
>>685709189
Sorry kinda high atm forgot pic
Rule34 whatever u got to share
Puzzle Game Thread
RULES:
>You figure out what is this you winrar.
Dubs reveals one tile (ie post 696569644 reveals tile in row 6, column 44).
Each Trips reveals a half-diagonal in this order: red, green, blue and yellow.
Cuads reveals entire column.
Complete image will be revealed only if someone figure out what is it or if quints or higher appears (in this case that Anon get the prize).
If OP's updates get dubs,trips or cuads those tiles will be locked forever.
Limited to 30 revealed/locked tiles.
TODAY
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Pic related
>>685711135
It's a banana?
is it dat boi?
>>685711135
Does he look like a bitch?
>>685711135
roll
I went shopping with my mom and she went down a "home and well being isle", she grabbed a massager that looked oddly familiar and she said "oh this is exactly what i need.... be.. because my feet are so sore from standing all day at work"
This is what the massager resembled
https://www.pinkcherryaffiliate.com /sextoys.php?id=2630&url=11697
We just stood there quietly for a little bit and she threw it in the cart.
What do?
My grandma has that model
>>685702026
Teach her how to use it
Are you going to charge her rent because you're sounding real childish right now op.
>>685702026
>What do?
Nothing. Although you don't like thinking about it, parents are humans and lke sexual pleasure.
You know have the knowledge that your mom masturbates, like almost every other human.
Shrug your shoulders and move on.
>>685702261
Do you lick it when she's not around?
god tier booty.
I feel sorry for you OP
first
>>685709372
shes fat tho
>>685709563
She used to be hot as fuck, then she turned into a whale
>>685709563
yea in her ass
Pics you said you wouldn't share
>>685709151
>>685709428
