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>Ctrl f
>No ylyl
Ylyl thread? Yeah.
>When the doctor frowns, turns to you and says, "shit's fucked, yo"
>>753295517
I don't get it, and I donut fucken care.
>>753295627
I took this picture about 5 years ago. Weird eh
fb ig thread
fapping over her right now
>>753312381
very hot lets see more
>>753312381
>>753312424
i literally jerk it for her every day.
"I'm a republican"
"Wow what the fuck why would you openly admit that? Pedophilia is illegal you sick fuck"
>>753307964
Bait that is true.
>>753307832
Bill Clinton was a accused of forcible rape by multiple women and he was elected president twice. Rather hard to throw stones when you remember that.
>>753308307
Is slick silly up for re-election?
>>753308487
Willy*
![198090[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/xFwPag1.jpg "198090[1].jpg")
>>753307832
celebrity thread
Alison Brie's tits are my God
>>753309088
This.
>>753308739
Daddario can join too.
>>753309331
>>753309331
HNNG
>>753309382
This works too.
loli
is this duck?
>>753301354
Bump
s/fur
woo, new thread
G/fur my sexy boys.
>>753308443
amazing thread
>>753308443
please die
>>753308443
>G/fur my sexy boys.
Fuck the fuck off you fucking homo
>>753308443
How about you go back the way you came
Alright I haven’t had sex in over 3 years. I lost my virginity and haven’t had sex since.
This girl is 4’11 please help me seal the deal
"what do your farts smell like?"
"I haven’t had sex in over 3 years. I lost my virginity and haven’t had sex since"
You’re gonna continue that dry spell if you listen to any of these fucking morons.
"I bet I can lift you without using my hands"
roll
roll
Rolling for great justice
trips please
Loli get
Would you fuck a butchered female torso?
>>753268316
Literally just the good parts.
No, and anyone that says yes must be tracked down and hanged.
>>753268398
What if you could put them back together after?
>>753268398
Yes I would.
>Come and find me nigga
>>753268316
No, but I'd love to fuck a living(!) nugget like pic related.
What do you think about God?
i dont
he seems like a good guy
>>753300194
Why not?
I think he's got some explaining to do.
He's the creator of all that is and will ever be
Drawthread: Date night edition~!
we need a waiter and 2 OCs daitin'.
feel free to add anything to the table
add in a dog hamster hybrid
>>753297919
Done
>>753298312
Fuck off abusefag
>>753298312
who drew that?
Chubby thread
>panties edition
>>753295711
I feel sorry for her panties
>>753296111
I feel sorry for you
Great tits thread. What you got anon? Post some good ones
Oh shit nigger, fucking zombies. Roll twice for your primary and secondary weapon
>rollan
>>753299630
Well fuck.
>roll two
>>753299630
Roll me a sushi
>>753299720
Super soaker
One away from brass knuckles
https://youtu.be/x3xcLFSCq1E
Time grab a gas can
>>753299881
Silenced MP5 as secondary
Shit
https://youtu.be/FFNTQieAZb0
rolling for flamethrower
pics you shouldnt share
bumping for more liz from OP
Sad .
>>753307005
Sure thing. How did you know her in HS? Any sexy stories or rumors?
>>753307005
>>753307161
>>753307005
new celeb thread
i want g to piss in my mouth
Post Annie's Boobs. You know you want to.
>>753303488
They being deleted or is mister bones wild ride over?
I am an Executive Operations Manager.
My salary is roughly 345k.
I know a lot of people are frustrated in regards to finding a job. I can answer questions to help with this. Or maybe other work related or financial related questions.
There is a reason out of 100 resumes I will probably toss 97 at first glance.
what do you look for on a resume?
>>753287243
do you toss resumes cause you dont want unlucky people working with you?
>>753287243
Actually, could I ask the ethics of being fired for sexual harassment without both evidence and me knowing who claimed I sexually harassed them? It also never went on a record or had place involved.
>>753287243
that's not 345k. that's like 175k
>>753287308
On a resume, a FULL page. If you have 10 lines or half a page or 3/4. HR wont even read them and they will never make it to my desk.
You would be amazed how many people may have a great cover letter, portfolio, and somehow a very generic 3/4 page resume. Literally fill the fucker with anything. Just put the effort.
I haven't had a good cringe thread in a while
>hang on to your fedoras
>>753303528
oggling women at the mall? what a creep
>Weed thread
What you smoking /b/
Smoking stories?
I've got a zoot of uk amnesia haze
Purple kush atm, good stuff. Was smoking white purple lighting for a bit and that was also pretty solid.
Does anyone experience the groggy hangover feeling in the morning? I typically smoke in the evening, never in daytime because I get too lazy to be productive.
>story of last night,
>cleaned my grinder with water
> forget to dry it because high
>grind more weed
>is now a proud owner of wet soggy weed
>>753281278
Sound like something that I would do tbh.
you grind with ur baccy?
idk what I'm smoking but it's nice!
story1:
>smoking weed
>box with 3 glass pipes in it sitting on computer desk
>spin my chair around
>arm of chair knocks box off of desk breaking 2 of the pipes
story2:
>had a gf
>had a cat
>had a really nice bong
>gf gets mad at cat so she tries to hit it
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