Waifu claiming thread.
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>>703206262
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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>>703217072
>>703216871
Peace dude
>>703216874
That sounds great, where should we get married? I'm muslim you know, you'll have to convert.
I'm a little girl in our relationship though so it's not gay, we're good.
>>703216931
Are you sad, Mr Noose? Why do you post the noose pictures?
still here
Still here as well!
ᴮᵉᶰᶦˢ
Who of those guys is worthy enough to be crowned as King of /b/?
Round 1 - Dan Schneider vs Adam Sandler, trips decide.
kill both of them
Dan "Rough Rider" Schneider
>>703214090
roll
>>703213867
My bet is on Adam Sandler.
Rooting for the underdog here, clearly.
>>703214090
roll for this
non-porn webm
I really enjoyed that guy. Italian coaches are the best when it comes to entertainment on the sideline.
>>703214235
This thread is being monitored.
If you post in it, then sometime within the next week, you will be kidnapped and essentially enslaved. You will be given estrogen forcibly on a regular basis, put on a strict dietary, exercise and training regimen where you will have no rights and everything is planned for you. After around several months to a couple years of this treatment, you will be crafted into a perfect cock-loving sissy whore and be put up for auction. You may be bought a single wealthy individual, a brothel, a dirty video producer, many possible things. But it all ends
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K fine
>>703207678
Just try bitch
>>703207678
sounds better than my current life come take me
>>703207678
I'll more than consent to that if you'll just give me source on that beautiful woman (male).
Psh, what makes you think i wouldnt do it voluntarily nerd.
This
>>703210941
rollissimo
rolly roll
rolling
>>703210941
rolling but I'll probably be too lazy to choose anyway
rollin
anyone have a forum to get porn passes and netflix/hulu/hbo/crunchyroll accounts from?
>>703217234
http://bitpasses.net/community/
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ITT god tier youtubers
>>703209649
trash
>>703209837
Literally who?
>>703210107
is..is that a human?
>>703210428
>current year
>not watching Kwebbelkop
PLEASE READ CAREFULLY
I have been practising black magic for 13 years. I have been very successful at spells and summoning. With that being said,
Lets play a game /b/:
EVERY post that ends in 77 in this thread will obtain great wealth within the next 30 days.
BUT,
EVERY post that ends in 66 in this thread will die a violent and painful death within the next 24 hours.
Please only play if you are serious and willing to take the risk.
>>703214688
>>703214688
Kek roll
roll
>>703214688
66 get
>>703214688
fuck it
Let's play a game, /b/.
The moon will crash in 72 hours
Only quads can stop it.
Singles move time forward 1 hour.
Dubs go back 5 hours
Trips go back 12 hours
69 gets you a boobie hug from Cremia, the next 10 singles won't count.
If you two pairs of singles (example: 3232) the next 5 singles won't count.
DAWN OF THE 1ST DAY
72 HOURS REMAIN
I want to live
There's so much porn I haven't watched yet!
trips get
>>703213786
Ah shit reroll
>>703213827
69 hours remain
OKAY but what does ?MOOON mean to YOU? and where is from Cermie and what happens there stayed there?
Good "luck" (no such thing just like there are no gods or souls) you low test cucks...i just got a 6
R00LLL
>>703209582
roller
sure
check my six boys
Roll
Gilf thread.
requesting gilf feet
Bump
anyone have a forum to get porn passes and netflix/hulu/hbo/crunchyroll accounts from?
>>703213557
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
http://bitpasses.net/community/
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I'm a Muslim ask me anything.
Don't forget we don't need to pray 27/7 to be Muslim the same way as Christians don't need to be in church 24/7.
I will answer to trolls within reason.
Try to avoid buzzwordy questions/statements. They don't serve any purpose.
Kill yourself
>>703195821
are you ashamed of what other mudslimes are doing all over the world? did you think 9/11 was an awful thing to do?
bump, I don't feel like working yet.
Also, I'm a scientist, science general thread. I can try and answer questions about fields I am familiar with.
I would fuck you, but I'm afraid you would yell ALLAHU AKBAR and detonate when you cum.
>>703196164
so you're a scientist yet you believe those arabic fairytales? you believe your prophet rode to heaven on a winged fucking horse?
FB fap thread.
Facebook fap thread.
>>703210406
please, more. shes so cute *_*
Which one?
they od'd in front of their kid on heroin lmao
>>703205133
>>703205176
jesus christ anon at least take the kid out of the car
>>703205176
Why's their kid on heroin?
police took the pics, decided to out them because it might teach people a lesson.
the couple lived btw, the kid was taken away.
Ylyl
>>703199869
White pride!
>>703199869
whats going on here
>>703199869
Average trump supporters.
>>703199869
i dont get it
non-american fag here, I hate Hillary, her victory would mean more power to SJW, feminists and the anti-west agenda, is all hope lost by now? can Trump still win?
I'd throw him a rope but his tiny little Chucky hands wouldn't be able to grab onto it
Yes. Anyone who tells you, "It's over. Trump has no chance," is trying to get people not to vote. As the primaries showed, anything can happen.
>>703204404
The choice is not easy for Americans. At one side you have the whole SJW army. At the other, there is a fake haired cuck. Isnt it more or less the same?
Nope. She is a serial killer. He isn't.
They both need to be lynched
deutsch faden
#FreitagIsHightag
Was geht heute Abend?
Windows oder Linux?
Kaufen oder Klauen?
Star Wars oder StarTrek? Oder Firefly?
>>703202944
>Was geht heute Abend?
nichts
>Windows oder Linux?
Windows
>Kaufen oder Klauen?
Kaufen, bin doch kein Neger
>Star Wars oder StarTrek? Oder Firefly?
Star Wars ep. 1-3
>>703203094
yes, guter Mann! Endlich wieder /b/deutschfäden. dieses /int/gebrabbel kann sich ja keiner anhören
>>703202944
nice dubs
>Was geht heute Abend?
Erst Essen gehen, anschließend Party. -> Hab was zu feiern!
>Windows oder Linux?
Windows.
>Kaufen oder Klauen?
Kaufen du Kretin
>Star Wars oder StarTrek? Oder Firefly?
StarTrek TNG. Besser wirds nicht mehr.
>>703203168
Irgendwer muss ja das Niveau niedrig halten
>>703202944
>Was geht heute Abend?
Trinken , faden videos schauen..
>Windows oder Linux?
Windows.Habe linux noch nie benutzt
>Kaufen oder Klauen?
Kommt auf die ware an
>Star Wars oder StarTrek? Oder Firefly?
Star wars..
What dumb shit did you do, say, or believe in as a kid?
>be me
>first or second grade
>lunch time
>peanut butter jelly sandwiches
>cut diagonally, stacked like pic related, and wrapped in saran wrap
>halves kind of smooshed together
>figure it's just one oversized half of a peanut butter and jelly sandwich
>I buy 2
>sit down at lunch table
>unwrap my first "half"
>open my mouth as wide as I can and take a bite
>cont..
>>703203575
>cont
>mfw I'm working on my second "half"
>mfw lunch lady walks by, stops, and asks me what I'm doing
>mfw she explains peanut butter jelly sandwiches to me
>>703203575
I cried when I first learned about death. I was watching a tv and somehow I understood and started crying. My sister tried to calm me down. I think I was 4th grade.
Didn't learn what heaven was until I was in the 10th grade haha
I don't think it's real and when you die that's the end.
>>703203575
I thought that chocolate milk came from brown cows.
That laughing gas really made you laugh uncontrollably.
I also once went down a hill really fast on a scooter and tried to jump on a homemade ramp (ie a board loosely balanced on like a brick or something) and ate shit on the pavement.
>>703203575
>Peanut butter jelly.
>Jelly.
It's fucking JAM.
>>703205070
Aw. Geographic argument. Fascinating.