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Drawthread: Kodyboy555 edition!
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
IS BOX REALLY UNDERAGE?!??!?!?!?
http://kodyboy555.deviantart.com/gallery/?coffset=210
what the hell
requests
ADHD fags unite
I'm here. On them 10s
im undiagosed inattentive adhd, does that count?
>>704772245
Right here! Adderal man at your service
>TFW when ADHD
>TFW when adderall and medication fucked up your mind
>TFW when you'll never know normality and have constant brain fog with and with out medication
how does one know for sure if you have ADD? I think I have it.
You there, what is your profession?
Dude can't I just do some work just like regular shit so I can learn and decide and shit.
>>704776005
tailoring and engineering
>>704776005
18 and waiting for my job orientation.
So, nothing.
23, professional shitposter.
Bartender
Odds fap
Evens sleep
Roll
K
>>704781358
Is this the video of that Italian chick?
>>704781543
Ye m8
>>704781358
If you post in this thread, a desperate succubus will ask to satisfy you tonight.
what if i'm also desperate?
Nice
>>704777237
BUT only if you post "FUCKY FUCKY, SUCCUBUSSY?"
>>704777237
What is this shit?
>>704778355
fucky fucky succubussy
Busty teens
s/fur
>>704777967
>>704778738
pics you want spread part 12312315
http://imgur.com/a/trEvj
>>704774847
nice moar
>>704775004
moar
Hunger Games thread: old op was retarded edition!
First 48.
Bolbi stroganovsky
Jackie Chun Li
qt3.14
No 5
Spidey! no.6
Girls you want anon to fap to 2.0
>>704773210
more please
what would you do to her?
WHO DARES TO ROLL?
>>704775908
op is life :/
Roll
rowl
>>704776333
OP here
satan trips checked
ITT:
We rate eachothers knives, no kitchen knives
How do you get them all inside your ass?
>>704770295
well first i wrap them in toilet paper as to not cut myself then i just slide em in
rate, niggers
>>704769628
>>704770996
6.5/10, not enough diversity for situations
LAST PIC SAVED go
I'll play
Anyone wanna volunteer as tribute?
First 48!
>>704774007
Coach Mcguirk
>>704774007
Mr Poopy Butthole
Worried Monkey
hmm slow night. I'm gonna put in 2 more tributes
I'm trans, ask me anything.
Just did my shot.
Pick a random number (evenly distributed) between 0 and 1. Continue picking
random numbers as long as they keep decreasing; stop picking when you obtain a
number that is greater than the previous one you picked. What is the expected
number of numbers you pick?
>>704771958
Do a shot of bleach to chase it down faggot
how does it feel being a fag
>>704772074
Pretty great
>>704772046
interested in opes response on this
That time again. I'll go first.
My girl and I have been living together since 2009. Double income, no kids wanted. Figured we ought to get married and make it official. I think nothing will change, we'll still be the same loving couple we've been since practically the day we met. She's got a big family, mine is mostly dead. Midwest, so not ultra religious (her side), but not atheists either. I'm not religious, never have been, and would've been perfectly happy with no wedding; going into the courthouse and getting it down in ten minutes after putting the fee down would've been enough for me. Her too, I think, but her parents and grandparents are getting on in age, and they're all traditional, so we decided to go with a normal wedding. Probably 60 people total, down at the campground that's been in her family for over 50 years.
Anyway, the date is fast approaching and we go to meet with the pastor who her grandmother recommended. Nice guy, just doing the typical preacher thing, but the church of course has a set of "guidelines" that they want couples to adhere to in order to marry them. Typically (he said) one of the people in the relationship would have to move elsewhere until the wedding, but in our case he'd make an exception because we've been living together seven years.
He wants us to have two sessions of premarital counseling, and that rubs me the wrong way. I don't feel comfortable with this and don't want to get into a friendship with a guy who we're only meeting because it's a formality. She feels the same. On the one hand I don't want to make any concessions; it's our wedding, and is meant for us, no one else. On the other I know her very religious grandmother would really like this guy to marry us. I hate feeling like I need to concede to something to make someone outside the marriage happy, but obviously being an adult includes making sacrifices. I can expand if anybody cares, but this thread isn't just about me.
Get it off your chest, /b/.
Come on, guys. I know you've got stuff to talk about. Maybe I can offer some advice.
This might sound light, and frankly innocent, but I love this girl in my school and she knows I love her. We're very close, yet she hasn't showed any signs of wanting to 'upgrade' our relationship, what do I do, OP ?
>>704757136
Two options.
1) Take it slow and let things develop. This is what I've done throughout my life and it's been very successful. Then again I've only ever been in two long-term relationships. Try to spark up an ongoing back and forth and if it's something serious, you'll both know.
2) Tell her your feelings. I mean, if you know she feels the same way then this is pretty risk-free. If you wait too long things might fizzle out, of course, and it's never a good feeling to lose...
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We both just entered high school, but she skipped years, so she's 2 years younger.I've known her since last year, and we became very close a few months ago, but not close as in 'soulmates', just emotionally attached enough to call each other 'true friends', and a few weeks ago i caught myself thinking about how I just want to hold her, and how she's important to me.Stuff happened, and she found out, though she doesn't know i know that, and since then she's been showing 'signs' , like for instance, she's asked me out...
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Related pic of her (yeah, she's a girlscout. Actually, we're both from the scout movement, forgot to add that)
Big Tits II
>>704763818
bump
anyone got more of this girl?
where you at anon
>>704763444
CONTINUATION of Hunger Games, from >>704772798
Spades Slick gearing up for the Happy Little Accidents Award
Mooman keeps going after white people.
>>704779429
Holy shit, nice job Spades!
Also, guys, just ignore Spiderman. Giving them attention makes them stay longer.
>>704779429
chloe camilla
>>704779595
Safe landing, pupper
Ylyl Racist Edition
>>704775714
zoober
>>704775617
Hey /b/
what happens when you get caught attempting suicide?
>>704757420
They chant "do it faggot"
Hopefully let you finish.
>>704757420
you squash the guy trying to save your life
>>704757420
It's illegal. Punishable by death.
>>704757420
You get involuntarily committed to a psychiatric ward.
