New celeb thread.
>>684411894
That is a very pretty picture of Emma, anon. Thanks for that.
Up next will be Bijou Phillips from the movie Bully
I've only got four
New Zealand Maori thread?
Why are IDs even gone?
your thread a shit.
>>684407481
Too busy fucking sheep
i approve of this thread.
bump
lets post some OC
Wife/gf Share cont
>>684412894
Looking for anon who posted her in the last thread
Some experience of street fight?
Any tips?
What do you think /b/ of kubotan?
1. yes
2. run
3. if you're proficient enough to meaningfully use a kubotan, you don't need one
>>684409107
Just have to google what it actually means.
>>684409107
Meh. No more effective then eye gouges and dick kicks
>>684409240
random crush the skull of my assailant with a kubotan is not enough?
drawthread
I will now make people rape each other. They are all puppets to my amusement.
Alien boy
In a monkey world
They all think I am insane
But they expect me to follow without question
Monkeys want someone to tell what to do
The alien finds out for him/herself
The alien wanders among the monkeys
And when the alien speaks, he is misunderstood
He speaks in tongues far beyond monkey capabilities.
His alien thoughts are unfathomable.
It's like 2 + 2 = 111 to them.
It's a constant E = MC2 to the Monkeys
Every word
Every single word
The alien feels lonely
But how the aliens copes is different from the monkeys
The monkeys have a surfacey way of dealing with emotions
The alien deals with it in smarter terms misunderstood
The alien must deal alone.
good jobes
I should hit the sack, g'night thread, love you <3
>>684412770
Oh, to have that much expendable income...
How is suicide a selfish act?
If you're asking because you feel like the act of suicide being selfish means it's morally wrong then you need to know it's not wrong, but it is about the most selfish thing you can do.
>>684411553
But how is suicide selfish? Is a person obligated to continue living for their family, for society, for who and why?
>>684411377
I think suicide is selfish ONLY if when have people depending on you and you're abandoning them by killing yourself
i.e. a mother that kills herself and leaves a child behind
>>684411782
you don't seem to grasp the concept of duty very well. either that or you're downright ignoring it, because it stands in the way of you having your way
nice ass thread
jesus. I'll pass my boy a bump
>>684410056
Gotta love YouNow sluts.
>>684410056
dat jiggle, wow
Hey, /b/ritfag here with a question.
Why is American candy so fucking awful?
The local tesco has a small section devoted to American food, and every so often I'll treat myself to a sweet from there, but literally 100% of the time I've been disappointed and today was the last straw, I thought I saved the best till last after being bitterly disappointed with toosie roll, which is just a unflavoured, unsweetened bar of chewy awfulness, so I thought I'd get A butter finger which was totally forgettable, then I thought, well they can't fuck up a Twinkie surely, it's just cake and cream? Well they fucking out done themselves again, because the cake was dry and totally unsweetened and the cream, well the cream might aswell have not been there because it tastes of nothing, expect maybe a faint bit of cigarette ash.
So is it just British sweets are superior, or are the Americans as shit as making candy as they are at making beer?
Tldr : American candy is shit.
Stop eating shit you fat wannabe NHS abuser of the week.
Come to NZ, we have Whittakers.
reece's pieces are the fucking don of american candy, poundshop does 'em
Another Britbong here.
Hershey= Oily taste like nothing shit
Tootsie rolls= Mildly bitter and tasteless toffee
Twinkie = Disgusting sponge filled with horrible fake cream.
While a lot of stuff is shitty don't forget that America does have good food.
it's happening...
FAIL TRHEAD XDDDS
Nah
>>684413969
fucking newfag doesn't know how warp pipe works
Hey /b/. I have a question for you. Rationally, could god actually exist?
Scientifically, no. As an omnipotent figurehead no. His laws are as inconsistent and irrational as man can conceive.
>>684411423
WHY HAS GOD FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR EYES FORSAKEN ME
IN YOUR THOUGHTS FORSAKEN MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>684411618
What if the universe is part of a recurring simulation.
Boobs Game
Post gf/exgf/friends tits showing no face,
if someone replie you with dubs, you post tits showing face
Mine, tiny tits petite exgf
>>684411043
Check my dubs
>>684411043
Reroll
>>684411043
Im here for more titties
Hi /b
Last night when i was with friends drinking i got blackout drunk.
I did some stpd shit i dont remember.
How to live with it ? srs i feel ashamed and less of a man.
Pic not related
>>684408789
im confused. how are you ashamed of shit you dont remember doing?
Shit man i hate that feeling, worst feeling in the world is waking up knowing you did something stupid but can't remember what it was.
Were the people around you the type that get blackout drunk once in a while? If they are, they'll understand, and everything will be fine in a week or so.
Meanwhile get three Gatorades, chug one and a half of them, and sip on the others while you recover.
>>684409007
Its strange, it really is. Commonly found among alcoholics and meth users. It's like you know that you did something stupid but can't remember what it was.
4am beer hangover shits. Can't sleep because I sobered up
Post gay stuff
Y tho
>>684410136
That's a nice cock.
Teen image bread. Get in here.
>inb4 the cheese pizza arrives
Kik group?
I'm an atheist. Try to convert me.
No takers?
Here is my stance on morality.
Murder is neither wrong or right.
Rape is neither wrong or right.
Abortion has the same value.
There is no difference between wrong or right.
bump anyone? I'm sure there's theists up here.
Can you stop being atheist?
I am genuinely in love with Anne Frank. She was beautiful, witty, and graceful young woman who light was snuffed out far too early.
I frequently fantasize about being Peter van Pels hiding with her.
Oh god, just imagine deflowering that sweet girl on a lazy Amsterdam afternoon, lying and learn what each other's bodies were for.
Now imagine nine months later, she's got a massive bulging stomach from carrying your child inside of her and it seems like she’s gonna pop any moment now. Her popped belly button makes it look like she's got a giant third boob where her stomach once was. She waddles around and can barely move half of the time. She's developed an insatiable craving for your dick and you've likewise developed a taste for her pussy. You’re both cooped up in an attic all day have nothing better to do besides fuck like an unsustainable third world population. You lie down on your back, she strips off her almost comically too small clothes and kneels on top of you. She grabs a hold of your rock hard cock, inserts it deep inside of her, and begins to ride you like a stallion. You feel the pressure from her incredible weight and huge round belly bearing down on you but the indescribable pleasure of her tight pussy throbbing on you cock negates any discomfort. You sink into her beautiful soul, into that secret place where no one dares to go. After 30 minutes, you and her are both moaning with ever greater intensity, you know it won't be long now. Suddenly, you feel your cock shaking like a V-2 rocket and the orgasm reaches it's climax as your cum literally explodes like an 88mm AT round inside her Sherman tank, blowing the turret right off. You and her both join as one, souls screaming from the sheer ecstasy. As the elation wears off, she lies next to you. Too exhausted to do anything else, you simply hold her in your embrace. In that moment, there is no family squabbles, no Nazis, no war. Just you and her, watching the sky turn pink with the setting sun.
>>684409345
She reaches over to grab a rag she uses to clean up your oozing jizz. Her father looks at you approvingly, knowing that you are treating his daughter to the very best of the situation.
Suddenly, you hear a scuffle in the house below. The gestapo is searching the home, and they are threatening to discover the drawstring which will pull down the secret stairs. A loud thud signals their arrival and the end of your hiding.
As the first soldier pops his head up the hole, Anne's father makes a heroic effort of self-sacrifice trying to attack the soldier and wrest his weapon from his grasp. He fails, and the soldiers compatriots end her fathers life in the staccato of gunfire.
You hold your beautiful, nearly ready to burst Anne behind you, trying to keep the Nazi scum from getting to your sweet love oven. All three soldiers are up the tiny steps now, leveling a gun at your heads.
One of the guards notices Anne's condition. He says something under his breath to the other soldiers, and then gives his weapon to one of the others. He begins to take off his uniform. The other two guards force you to the side and the first gets down on his knees and places his head in front of Anne's sweet snatch. He buries his face in that pussy and begins to lick and suck out your freshly deposited jizz, hungry like a dog, sucking as if it were the fuhrer's own cock he was meant to please.
You are forced to watch as each soldiers takes a turn penetrating Anne's pussy and ass repeatedly. She tries not to enjoy their forced violations, but after a time she forgets her sorrow at her fathers death and the humiliation of her plight and begins to plead for the soldiers to go harder and faster.
You watch as their semen coats her thighs. You are helpless against the guns pointed at your head. In defeat, you begin to stroke your own cock, masturbating to the utter defeat you have suffered to the superior Nazi sexual energy.
>>684409381
The fortnights of entrapment in the attic have also worn down Anne's mother and sister. They succumb to their own wanton needs, baring their bodies to the German cocks in front of them. The soldiers completely ignore the haggard Jew pussy of Anne's mother, instead focusing on cock pushing your baby around in Anne's stomach more and giving her little sister the first pleasure she has ever experienced.
Anne's mother, in desperation to cum, crawls over to you, taking your cock in her mouth. The soldiers are so busy they can barely keep their guns trained, but one of them has the presence of mind to realize what is going on. Before you are able to cum in Anne's mother's mouth, the soldier screams the words "Heil Hitler!", and shoots you and her in the heads.
Anne's final observation as she reaches orgasm again is the sight of your cock blasted off by the same bullet which blew the top off her mothers head. She can't understand the feelings of pleasure and horror she is experiencing. Neither can the soldiers, who put a bullet in her head as well.
Your child suffocates in the womb of her dead mother, it's final friends the rampaging sperm of the Nazi invasion forces.
>>684409345
Is that you Jeff?
I liked your album.
>>684409464
Oh god, just the thought of this...
I think I'm gonna-
*Cums in Diary*
I need your help /b/!
Here's the story:
>I met a girl while shopping for a gift at a Vans store. We get along well, but I ultimately don't buy anything. One week later I'm at an extra credit event for my Astronomy class, I notice the girl in front of me has an interesting backpack on. I comment on it and when she turns around I notice it's the same girl. We start chatting and I get her number.
>Almost a month has gone by and we talk almost everyday about random things. Tonight somehow the topic of playing instruments came up, she plays the Sax, but I'm lame and can't really play anything. But I remember on my old youtube channel I had a video of me kind of playing something on a keyboard. So I link her the video.
>She goes silent for about 20 minutes. Then we start talking some more before finally she says "I'm watching all your YouTube vids btw ;D"
>Now keep in mind that my channel was created when my friends and I wanted to parody lets players by making hentai visual novel play through's with me making the highest voice I could possibly manage. In other words, super shitty cringe videos that no one should ever watch ever.
>Naturally I panic and ask her to stop, to which she tells me no and "if you delete them I will never talk to you again." So I asked her what one she was watching to see if she was lying, she says "huniepop" and I remember I made an hour and a half long play through of Huniepop and quickly realize how awful my situation has gotten. She says a few things like "how has this sexy game not been in my life yet?" and "this is amazing" probably referring to how bad they are, but I can't be sure.
>She finally says "I'm stopping now because I'm tired, but I bookmarked your channel."
So what do I do /b/? Are my chances with her ruined forever? Should I risk deleting them?
don't be a nigger. if she gets a heart laugh out of them your chances go up. put the spaghetti back in your pockets amigo and let it ride out a bit longer.
>>684408751
U got her actually!!1
>>684409001
How?
>>684408751
Don't be such a fucking faggot and have some god damn confidence. Literally everyone did stupid shit in their past.
Nazi thread
monitoring
I've only seen very few pictures that have made me diamonds in seconds so I challenge all the /b/ros to post their best hentai, chubby, skinny, etc girls they have.
Some self bumping applied
