1. Marry a fat tumblr feminazi who will try to dominate you.
2. Become gay.
I was in a relationship with a chubby ugly feminist for 6 months.. my life sucked so much that i even prefer getting gangraped by horses than live this experience again.Do not ever date a feminist.
Ofc i choose 2
>>674895339
>Do not ever date a feminist.
Truer words were never said.
So I guess option 2
>>674895089
Number 2 (pun intended) no doubt
>>674895089
Jokes on you, I'm already gay
Ask a Polish Neo-Nazi anything
> stay the fuck out kikes, spics and niggers. Aryans only
>>674892985
Are you a Donald trump supporter?
Cebulkaaaaa
Are you an iraq vet?
Wenn ich das seh, werd ich echt sauer...
If you saw a homeless / begging woman who didn't look too rough, would you offer them money for sex?
Saw a lady in a doorway in Birmingham UK last night fairly near the station who looked reasonable, but it was too short time to catch the last train to do anything about it.
>>674895638
I've often thought this. I've had a pretty tidy but pretty crackhead looking woman (dunno if she was homeless) ask me for some spare change at Leeds train station before, for the bus or the phone or some shit I can't remember.
Anyway, it only dawned on me later on the train home that instead of just saying I had no change, I could have offered to give her a tenner or twenty quid for a bj.
>>674895638
Yes I would
>>674895638
Why would you want herpes op?
>>674895874
maybe you will be able to see here again sometime. offer her a bit more to be photographed an post her on /b/.
/b/ I come to you for real advice, not people telling me what I want to hear.
Thing is, i'm kinda chubby, and I'm dating this guy, he's awesome and all but he pressures me to lose weight sometimes and yesterday he told me he used to be a bit ashamed of me but not anymore. When I asked him what he meant he said he didn't want people to look at him and think he must be really desperate but now he'd make out with me anywhere. That really hurt my feelings. Should I forgive him? Dump him? An hero? Thanks.
>>674896208
An hero is the only option.
>>674896333
Yeah that's what I figured too.
>>674896208
I don't mind working out but I don't want to because of the cameras.
>>674896208
Atleast he's being truthful to you. I think you should consider that aspect.
adelaide thread
there's nothing in adelaide to talk about.. shit thread
get a job... oh wait
anyone here hang out at enigma Saturday nights?
This gay guys tryna get with me wtf do I do don't wanna be a asshole
>>674895695
Suck his cock obviously.
>>674895695
Who the fuck actually cum on themselfs?
post it on his page lol
>>674895929
Idkkkkk mannnnnnn he's trying hard to get with me
Battlestaions /b/ post your station
>Whisky as a decorations
$10 says OP saved this picture from Reddit, there's no way someone could be this much of a faggot anywhere else.
>>674887971
>decoration
one bottle is half empty.
>>674888135
Dont you mean half full, anon?
>>674887205
Time stamp or gtfo
Can we make this a meme
No. Australians are dirtbags and everyone already knows it.
>>674889863
Is this kid balding?
ya'll niggas posting in a spiderman thread.
Statistically he would not be Australian, there is not many of us left.
Don't mind me faggots
New Loli Bread Desu
>>674896337
I wanna eat that loli butt
>>674896363
All of them.
Hey guys what do you guys think would be a better option for the future of humans. To colonize Venus or Mars?
just go south.. keep going till you find the new land
>>674893269
stay on earth and make it less shit
also, the moon
also, just general orbiting space station habitats for the technocratic elite to live in while the pleb masses deal with the decline of the earths environment, thats a good couple hundred years off though
Hahah fair enough, but what if we could no longer stay on earth as a asteroid was hurtling towards it ,then what?
>>674893269
Not much of an option either way. Earth is our perfect jewel in the cosmos, no other planet will ever be a home for us because we didn't evolve there. Even with all the tech we can imagine, the inability to survive without the tech is what will be the downfall of colonization.
That all said, I believe Mars is the safer bet. We can't do fuckall on Venus, all projected theories speculate we'd probably need to have cloud cities on Venus for it to work. On Mars we can have subterranean cities that would be safer and easier to protect. Even entire caverns [if there are caverns on Mars] could be systematically sealed and reinforced to provide a large space for human population, farming, etc. Being on solid ground is a better bet than flying.
Why is this so difficult to understand libtards?!
Is the law just?
You don't become a criminal by choice that often.
I knew exactly what was happening when they stopped saying 'illegal alien' and replaced it with 'undocumented immigrant'
Changing the language to get the outcome they want.
>>674891545
Illegal immigrants are overwhelmingly democratic voters. The democrats know this.
Therefore, the democrats constantly try to make it legal for illegal immigrants to vote. Each illegal given amnesty invalidates 1 American citizens vote.
On top of that, the democrats promise to give the illegal immigrant entitlements with the money from the American citizens whom vote they just invalidated.
If we didn't deport the illegals, and someone like Bernie Sanders gave them all amnesty. He would essentially be destroying the democratic process, along with the country. It already cost the country 100s of billions of dollars to have the illegals here. Not to mention the crime, cultural conflict etc..
The struggle between the left and right is important for a healthy government and a free society. The democrats aim to destroy that and take complete power with this ridiculous strategy, at the cost of the American people. One party having complete domination will ultimately lead to a tyrannical government and should be avoided at all cost.
We must vote for Trump.
hey /b/ros, I need some advice
>be me
>friends with this qt 8/10 girl
>visit her every month when I can, have to ride a bus to the town she lives in
>she's an awesome girl, but she has a boyfriend
>this guy is shit, barely spends any time with her or talks to her on the phone, instead spends time playing vidya on his computer
>says he "needs time to do the shit he wants to do too"
>she's always messaging me and we text non stop
>I know I would be way better than the guy she is currently dating
>met the guy in person once. Always stood between us, literally grabbed her ass whenever I was looking, always tongue kissing her in front of me
>always try to tell her how I feel but can't seem to find the right moment to just say it to her
>messaging her tonight, show her that I changed my screen saver to a picture of her
>"aww that's so sweet"
>"did you blush?"
>"maybe a little ;)"
>I've been edging my way closer and closer to her while her bf is not around
>she texts me about 4 hours ago
>text read something like "I'm glad I have someone like you in my life. You're like the big brother I never had. I really hope you find someone you can be with soon"
>text her back "what am I to you?"
>"I just told you, you're like my street brother"
>literally break down
>stop messaging her, delete our conversation, just want to forget she even said that
>get another message
>it's from her boyfriend
>"lol sup"
>delete his message and turn off phone
I literally feel like shit right now /b/. This girl was my life. I feel like one of those fat weeb cringe fucks right now, getting friendzoned.
What the fuck am I suppose to do in this situation? I feel like my whole life is collapsing around me.
>>674889304
Be a cuck get treated like a cuck. Its that fucking simple
>>674889304
Move on, fag. For hilarity turn phone on and look for new messages from bf, I want to laugh
>>674890041
He hasn't text anything other than "lol sup"
>>674889304
>move on and forget
>a few months from now when shit goes sour with the other dude she'll inevitably reach out to you
>go in for the swoop
>text dude "lol sup" for the luls
Post bitches you know, anons say how they would degrade them
Bonus for cock/cum tribute
REPLY FOR A REPLY
ignore posts that do not reply
>>674895530
facefuck her then cum on those freckles
>>674895690
bend over and brutally fuck her ass pulling her hair making her cry
>>674895530
frutal throatrape till her makeup runs dry
>>674895690
froce her to drink cum of a whole group of guys that jerked off to her naked body
>>674895530
force her on her knees then fuck her face hard making her gag and drool all over herself, then cum on her face
Muslim hate thread
I hate Muslims.
>>674893590
Like we shouldn't hate the mudslimes bc the Jews do as well....
Cock Tribute thread.
want me to cock a slut for you?
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she, please
Please op
>>674895820
here you go bro!
>>674895936
hows this?
Good evening /b/, I am considering changing my life to that of a buddhist monk and taking on the eightfold path.
Please leave your questions and/or comments in the thread below, and I'll be sure to get back to you.
Thanks,
OP
>>674886229
Why? Buddhism is just as fucked as any other religion.
>>674886352
The difference between religion and buddhism and religion is that religion concentrates on theology whereas buddhism concentrates on letting go of suffering.
You may be interested to read what Sam Harris, a neuroscientist and noted writer, thinks about the proposition of finding enlightenment through Buddhism: http://www.samharris.org/media/killing-the-buddha.pdf
>>674887009
Here it is online, so you don't have to download a pdf: https://www.samharris.org/blog/item/killing-the-buddha
Green text thread
Let me explain how oranges made me realize I'm gay (pic related)
>Grow up in Florida eat oranges all the time
>Since I was a little shit I have perfected the art of peeling an orange with one unbroken peel
>start from the top peel down the middle then pull off the side flaps, do this my entire life since I found it most efficient
>Be me 25 and merrily peeling my orange in my jobs break room >coworker comes by and asks
>"why do you always make dicks out of your orange peels?"
>I laugh at the absurdity of his statement, funny guy my coworker
>look down at my now naked orange see the peel, think to myself "what dick?" Then I cock my head looking down
>OH FUCK OH FUCK
>(pic) my life flashed before my eyes right then, all those times I had an orange for lunch, in the cafeteria in 4th grade at my grandparents when visiting...dicks I created orange dicks at at all of those places.
> hundreds upon hundreds of dicks throughout my life I left a trail of orange penises without realizing it.
>coworker left then, must have saw his question triggered a life changing moment in me
>there I sat, a newly made gay man, in a small break room alone with my penis peel
cock rate thread / tribute
bonus for cock to cock
lets fap together
>>674892563
7 / 10 nice n smooth tho
>>674893113
9/10 , nice dick hot chick hi res , yesss
Rule 34 thread
>>674892525
Let's try.
