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Faces you want to cum on thread
this slut's face
>>767717231
any more?
Anyone else enjoy dicking/Cumming on shoes of girls they know?
>>767720126
Well, I still have some pink sandals (size 39 eur) from my ex in our closet. I love to jerk with them. I know it's pretty weird, but she really got amazing feet. I could send some pics of her feet, if requested. :D
>>767720372
post them
>>767720372
Nice. Those are my wife's in the gif. I like these too. She's 36 eur
>>767720591
damn, so hot
Miranda's cute little cleavage....... more cleavages, plz.
post pics of her college gangbangs, Dan
J McC
S G
S. G.
Post girls of /b/ and anons comment if they have saved or fapped to them before
My girl?
Who has saved or fapped these tits
>>767722355
great tits, if naked fapping may commence
Help me decide which bikini to wear to a Cinco de Mayo party later today/tonight. I have multiple swim wear options- more photos to follow
Thxs
Here is from behind
>>767719738
Anytime
>>767719738
Or this one... nothing under tank top
>>767719738
Maybe I can help you decide. Take of the bikini and take a pic of tits and ass.
This will help me because reasons
Never go shopping hungry.
Well /b/ who did it ?
>>767722373
Mods?
No, I said Hawaiian. You stupid fucking idiot, I doubt you can stay at this minimum wage job longer than a week!
>>767722596
This
>>767722373
Dafuq is shit? I said italian sausage. And where's my breadsticks?
>>767722596
>Hawaiian
someone have sauce on this?
Also feet thread.
>>767713243
Any sauce?
>>767713243
She legal?
>>767713243
Hot!
>>767713243>>767713547
Rebecca Stilles
Secrets Thread.
Share your secrets. You are completely anonymouse.
>>767719688
i am OP.
>>767719688
bumpppppp
So the secret is I was abused as a kid. Not that big a deal for a btard plus I've told you my story before. Not gonna bore you with the details.
So I thought I was doing ok with. Hate being touched, haven't had sex in over decade, no interest in it and comfortable with the fact I'll probably never touch another person ever again.
So tonight, at a party a couple started getting it on. No idea who they were. One minute they were kissing in the kitchen, next minute they we're fucking on the sofa right in front of everyone. She was fucking hot and had awesome tits. Lots of people about, strangely enough not many we're paying attention. But it really freaked me out, it actually triggered me. Instantly took me back to my childhood and I just crashed. I wasn't turned in, just had to get out of the asap.
Fucked off real quick and now feel really weird. All this shit from my childhood has coming flooding back. I feel cold. Seeing them has really affected me more than I thought it would.
>>767720850
Plus I'm a dude. Not that I suppose it even matters either way.
>>767719688
>be me
>27
>undergrad at nice uni
>single for 10 years
>meet cute girl online
>my ideal: cute little 18yo asian girl
>have all interests in common
>date for 2 months
>she's flying to stay with me for a week
>today
>pretty sure
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>>767719201
dont be a sperg, don't fap for a day or two before you guys fuck, don't try to imitate porn
>>767719201
Fuck her
>>767719283
Also, let her lead a bit. She's young, so she'll be experimenting still. But the fact you're that much older means she probably has a daddy thing going on. In which case you should try more aggressive moves.
>>767719201
fuck her mouth first
fuck her pussy then
fuck her ass last
>>767719283
>>767719366
I've made sure not to fap for a couple days before today. Also she was raped by her first bf so she'd probably have a daddy thing but now she's more of a dom because she likes to be in control. She mentioned wanting me to handcuff her and stuff like that, but I figure not until she's comfortable. Thanks for the advice by the way.
Sup /b/? Horny & high. Got my tail plug in smoking some fine weed.
>>767720656
if this a dude, kill yourself
>>767720701
Just want to see whats up with everyone here :)
Kinda bored and cant sleep :/
>>767720656
if this is a dude, show more please
>>767720656
Show your little fuckhole hole so I can fap plz
>>767720779
>>767720794
Dubs and more is yours
any interest in this redhead?
Anyone want to see nudes?
>>767720867
No, go get help for whatever mental disorder you're afflicted with.
>>767720913
/thread
If God wasn't so stupid the world would be very boring.
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
ur right buddy
>Implying there is a god
>>767719450
Also you made this post yourself OP, that's fucking sad. There are two posters i this thread, and one's me.
>>767719607
>>767719607
no man, I know what it is - I use mobile internet - someone must have the same dynamic IP as me.
This make's me very mad, and not just because of the mathematical inability to follow simple algebra and order of operations that most people on Zuckbook post, but rather that no one seems to realize that we're dealing with an unknown value in the final equation
15
>>767721590
as I tried to iterate, it's impossible to solve
15, faggot
5+1*10
>>767721552
It's a new variable. Triggers me so fucking much.
Battleground is Los Angeles
Tiger but with a good amount of losses.
>>767720241
The Abrams can auto target and fire. Has a much more sophisticated array of shells and can do it all at 40+mph.
I don't know if the barrio of LA would be much of a factor, but I think the Tigers would be scrap in minutes.
>>767720241
One hit from the side or the rear and the Abrams is gone.
>>767720831
X for doubt
Open field and the Tigers win.
In Los Angeles? Abrams gon win nigga.
Who is this golden goddess? I've never been so turned on by a shitskin before.
>>767714139
That's a japanese chick.
>>767714139
http://nonsummerjack.com/2017/05/28/nonsummerjack-anubis-egyptian-god/#comment-890
she does escorts too
>>767714139
ugh.. are you still shitposting this greasy cunt? Pathetic.
>>767714139
I promise you that's as wild as the album gets and that's pretty much the best picture in it. Don't bother asking for sauce.
Late Night Fap Roulette. Post your favorite roulette and start fapping faggots.
>>767716387
re-roll just to see what I get~
roll
Sage
rolling niggas
roll
WTF will happen now?
Pick a title for Avengers 4, like
"Avengers: the affordables"
Is this why stark (downy jr) didn't die?
Spiderman and Loki die.
That Batista dude will die in the next movie coming out sometime in the end of May.
Anyone killed by the infinity gauntlet gets resurrected. Anyone dead by other means is dead for realz.
Avengers Reassemble
>>767716063
you mean like how man "Original" spidermen have there been.
>they just use cgi now anyways.
Drug users of /b/. Favorite spice of life and when do you use it? Raves, relaxation, focus, energy? Why do you do what you do?
Me personally, amphetamines. When: all of the above and also: sex that the girl ur with will never forget.
GIF not related I just like the picture.
ok so /b/ is only filled with straight edge newfags these days. I see
smoke weed often, depending on what i want depends on what strain, as long as dealer can get it. if im partying with mates i'll stick to coke. if im going to a gig then mdma and pills.
whats amphetamines like, not tried them? also wanna try mushrooms soon. they seem like fun
I'm just here waiting for the neck beard newfags to show up
>>767717471
It's a stimulant that makes you really focused. People with ADD/ADHD have amphetamines perscribed for different reasons. But me, I self medicate, if you take a small dose you can focus on a task for hours. Increased dosage makes you talkative, energized and a sense of clarity. A lot of people are surprised when taking it the first time because they expect a big "rush" like mdma or what have you. It's nothing like that
When I was in the marine corps I was stationed in Okinawa Japan. My room mate brought some friend over frequently. One night I woke up at 2am and I heard moaning from two male voices. I slightly pulled my blanket down so I could see what was happening out of curiosity. And I saw these two 19 year old marines 69ing each other. I was shocked but couldn’t look away. I got hard so fast. So I ended up stroking my dick and watching these two guys. Idk if they noticed me (they were very very focused) and then as they kept going harder and faster I couldn’t handle it and I cummed
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>>767717632
Kys
>>767717632
You're probably just curious. I've fucked loads of straight guys who thought they were bi because they fapped to homo porn once. It's confusing I know but you'll find your feet soon.
Idk I definitely enjoyed it. I’m young I’m 25 so I see what you mean about exploring sexuality
>>767717864
They now all hate me and some are depressed and filled with regret. Be 100% sure before you fuck a guy or get fucked by a guy because it's not something you can take back or forget.
>>767717995
25 is too old to be exploring your sexuality. That should be out of the way before 18.
Teasy Webm's and Gif's
