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Trips receives unlimited anal from qt 14 year old Asian girls.
check the dubs
>>677042655
Rolling for justice
Post them now
Ask some one who is going to kill themselves within an hour anything
>>677042120
why do you deserve the other 59 minutes and 59 seconds?
>>677042280
I said within, not in
Why stop now? Why not pursue interesting things, or try to find some balance in your life?
"Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside."
- Kurt Vonnegut
>>677042385
Because we all die eventually, and as an atheist, nothing happens when you die, so why go through the hassle of every day life?
>>677042371
my bad bro. kys
How do I get a fucking job?
I have no experience because no one will give me the chance.
Someone of the most simple jobs require 2 years experience. Been applying to jobs like crazy for the last 3 weeks with not ONE reply to my applications. Can't even get a fucking interview. I'm not here to complain I just need to know what I'm doing wrong. Also, if there are any jobs that are very easy to get hired. I don't want to google this shit I want personal experience with this kind of bullshit.
>>677032363
>Someone of the most
I think I know why I can't get hired.
It's not what you know, it's who you know.
Volunteer
Make yourself standout
>>677032363
What is your CV like?
>>677032363
Stop being a nigger.
You can't?
Well you can always kill yourself, we don't need more fucking monkeys around.
Once minimum wage fuck boy laws are removed your problems will be solved. Let the market decide
Tried Xanax for the first time Tuesday. I fucking loved it but can tell it's addicting. Any tips on how to do it regularly without getting hooked? I took half a bar last time.
Also that night (after it had worn off for a good 3 hours) I would fall asleep, wake up from a repeating night terror of a scream but when I woke up I couldn't move my body or open my eyes for like 15 seconds. Happened 3 more times every time I fell asleep that night. Any explanation?
>>677037408
Come on! You need 2 at least...0.5 mg to feel something. I have tons of that shit I mix it with rum
>>677037408
have fun getting addicted. just smoke blunts faggot.
Sounds like you got sleep paralysis, OP. Tips on not getting hooked: Don't do it.
>>677037763
I never plan on mixing it with alcohol.
>>677037984
I have pretty good self control when it comes to drugs. I've never been dependent on weed. I smoke it at parties but I honestly can't remember the last time I bought some because I felt the need to get high.
>>677038025
I kinda liked it.
If you wanna go on a trip take acid, not fucking xanax
Girls with hips thread
>>677040157
i can has a nude celeb thread ?
>>677039298
>>677039379
dumping random stuff
>>677039435
>>677039554
>>677039653
ITT: Childhood stories
>be 5yo me, asian
>learn the word bisexual in kindergarten
>think that it means you have girl-and boyfriends
>say it proudly on a family dinner
>weird looks.png
>realize my mistake
>things go from bad to worse 15 years later when their son is actually pedophile
>>677031524
>asian
Stopped reading there. Kill yourself, you filthy zip
>>677031524
asian
pedophile
redundant - only need to use one
>>677031524
>2nd grade
>only black kid in class smells like a septic tank
>"Ethan you stink"
>tells teacher
>get suspended
>go to therapy for being racist
>didn't even know what racism was
>am now racist
>>677031524
>3rd grade
>someone shows me the middle finger
>think it's funny, go around flipping people off
>flip off teacher
>detention for 2 days
>didn't learn what it meant until 5th grade
>>677032007
One time a nigger shat into a plastic bucket in the sandbox but the smell didn't worsen
ITT /b/ lives together
Mornin'
>>677042181
>this fucking house
>>677042420
mornin faggot
>>677042503
its all we could afford
Anon, the dinner is in the kitchen ad if you need me I'll be in my room.
-Jackie
bumpin for tits.
searching
Find a target you autistic faggots
bumpin
lets find us a little fat fuck
>>677037231
Latina thread cont.
bump
I'm 25 amd until last month, haven't dated a non-Latina since high school.
I'm with a white now, and admittedly pretty happy so far.
any more of this girl
strange no usable pokeboxes, lets fix that.
Waifu claiming thread - You're here forever
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>discuss stuff
>You're all a qt<3
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Miho claimed
>>677043110
First Desu~
I can reply on 4chan now woot! dubs get
Furry Desu is mine
Hanako Ikezawa Claimed ~
Ayy
>tfw Kirino ignored me
>claimed
Post pics of girls you know anons rate and say how they would fuck them. Ignore those who don't reply.
>>677040010
more of her and that ass?
>>677040010
with my penis
>>677040010
7/10 with a 9/10 ass
would take off those pants to get a look at her feet. depending on what they're like it either goes to crazy footjob session or id fuck the hell out of that insane ass.
what about my girl?
>>677040879
>>677041180
Rail her right against that pole until she begs for me to finish all over her pretty face.
New 10/10 thread
old one >>677028061
dem soles
>>677040973
>>677041181
yes
dubs gets a pic dump from the folder of your choice.
Exposed girls has subfolders for each set
>>677038948
subfolders so far. Still sorting the unsorted pics
>>677038948
Rolling for selfies
ASIANS
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>>677038948
exposed
>>677038948
exposeddd
Sup faggots let's get a reaction image thread going
Ay
Tales from the crypt stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
Bump
Post pics of pics from fb, insta, whatver. Tell me your dirty thoughts. I would fuck the girl on the left until she couldn't walk.
I used to work with this girl, she loves selfies with cleavage.
>>677040958
Looks like some good pussy, anon. I would'nt mind eating her out.
This isnt CP is it? They're clothed, so no? Not trying to go go jail.
this friend of mine that im crazy about. beautiful, sweet girl that loves to cook. id love to have a few goes at her pretty feet. she's got a great ass too and nice boobs. love her to death and would honestly love to just fuck her in every way
>>677041790
it is, you better put your harddrive in the blender they are coming right now probably
Loli
>>677034887
/thread
>>677035823
Perfect pussy thread
>>677032134
>>677033135
Jesus fucking christ
>>677032134
"perfect" is subjective ..these have a bit to much meat for me.
<-- this is my perfect
Pranking the pawn shop from pawn stars
Call and ask for battletoads
They always rage
Get off page 10 goddammit
7 zero 2
3 eight 5
7 nine 1 two
Press 4
bumperooni
>>677032802
This is the number
Might let this one die and start another
