Nz/New Zealand thread.
welly reportin in of course
>>677046846
Hikoi of hope checking in
>>677047462
>>677047654
Thank you.
>>677046846
seems to me its a bit early bros
Waifu claiming thread.
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
You'll never get your non-existing "waifu" even though you're claiming her thread.
/Thread
Claimed for Stocking-kun.
>>677052797
You'll never get them to stop this nonsense.
/unthreaded
>>677052797
>/thread ing your own post
Wew lad.
>Be me
>Have 7/10 girlfriend, been dating for about 3 years now, love of my life
>Start texting a friend a couple days ago whom I lost contact with some time ago
>Friend is 8-9/10
>Great ass and tits. Pic semi related, similar ass
>Friend and I want to hang out a my house while my girlfriend is out of town in a few days
>I'm deciding whether or not to have sex with her
>Haven't had sex with my gf in over 3 months
>Really needing it
>I'm 75% sure friend is DTF with me
What should I do, /b/? I love my girlfriend very much, but I just need to fulfill my sexual needs, and masturbating's not cutting it for me. Any advice?
Also ITT: Cheating stories
Is a 10 minute sexual release worth losing the love of your life?
Don't do it bro, an easy fuck isn't worth losing someone you've built a foundation of trust and intimacy with over the last 3 years. She might be hotter and she might be down to fuck, but don't think with your dick on this one.
>>677050943
This tbqh.
>>677050780
Why no sex in the first place? Take command of that shit at least.
Sitting in train bored. What do?
>>677051037
timestamp
>>677051160
this
>>677051160
Only logical answer
>>677051037
Go get a circumcision. Got a knife?
Rule 34
Anything goes, bonus points for gifs
Random dump thread.
>>677046543
I could suck those for hours
Would you rather,/b/
1. Have a perfect 10/10 qt WIFE who is chill, low maintaince. Plays vidya with you and likes the same movies etc. 100% loyal, will never cheat
The catch: no sex, only handjobs whenever you want and pretty good blowjobs on special occasions.
The pros would be that u will never be alone and have a qt best friend and still be a little sexual
2. Be single and free to mingle but you can not be married or in a relationship.
The pros: sex
The cons: forever alone
probably the 11/10 wife option. I'm sad and alone all the time.
>>677042631
...hmmmm... welll.... handys are better then nothing, right?
but the question is why doesn't she want to have sex?
#1 ezpz. PIV sex is overrated anyways.
>>677042631
Obviously long term investment, plus you can play video games, you don't have time for sex
Hey /b/, drawthread? Im taking request
>>677035925
Show boobs, hun
robot whale barista
>>677035925
take it up your butt
>>677036007
Ok
Pics you shouldn't share
This girl continued.. Feel free to request
Asian girls thread
>>677037632
More
Give me your worst
Say "If I was a giraffe, I would have a long neck."
"Jasmine huh? Reminds me of my ex. Shes in the river and I haven't been found guilty yet."
>>677043639
bump
"Hey, just wondering
Do you find dogs a turn on or a put off?
Also if you have some extra Nutella I could have that'd be awesome! I can't get off without it anymore."
ITT: shit-tier human beings
>people with ironic mustaches
>people who add subwoofers to their cars
>humorless ideologues with no point in life other than their political crusades
>people who smoke vapor shit
>people who say "left coast"
>people who try to embrace native american culture out of some hippy white guilt
>redditors
Hating all of reddit seems crazy though, right? If the site itself wasn't horribly formatted I might use it, but I don't even know how to see pictures on it since nothing is embedded.
That being said
>Jews
>For profit banks
>"blue dog" republicans
>People who read headlines
>No seriously, people who read 100s of headlines a day without reading the actual contents
>People who use an apostrophe in a word just because it's plural, and don't know the apostrophe is for possession
>>677042862
> anons that are faggots and make shit threads like this one
>people who are intolerant to other cultures
>niggers
>people who are different than me
Faces of /b/ cont...
>>677041910
Everyone, meet Peanut! :)
Also rate me pls.
I'm still looking to get roasted please.
>>677042295
if i were witty enough i would
im sure id end up sounding like half a tardbox though
they see me
>>677044105
oki
>>677044105
jk rawlings
>>677044105
ok lts do this
Who wants to watch a movie?
Roll to see what you watch.
>>677039851
Tales from the crypt stream
http://instasync.com/r/oneleggedlovely
>>677039851
roll
Rollllls
>>677040237
noooope
fb fap thread
Hunger games thread.
Post 36 tributes for the Capitol, and for our entertainment.
Jessica Pearson
Randy
Dreaming Sarah
Chara
Disney thread?
buuuuuuuuuuump
Give me some ariel and moar Jasmine please.
And is it just me or does it feel weird Star Wars being part of Disney now? I mean I've never been a fan, but it's just eh.
>>677042436
shut up and post more of her
Trips receives unlimited anal from qt 14 year old Asian girls.
check the dubs
>>677042655
Rolling for justice
Ask some one who is going to kill themselves within an hour anything
>>677042120
why do you deserve the other 59 minutes and 59 seconds?
>>677042280
I said within, not in
Why stop now? Why not pursue interesting things, or try to find some balance in your life?
"Cigarettes are a classy way to commit suiside."
- Kurt Vonnegut
>>677042385
Because we all die eventually, and as an atheist, nothing happens when you die, so why go through the hassle of every day life?
