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>>693504449
trifags cant newforce
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>"Ahh... that's some dank shit right there. Here anon, take a hit."
What would you do, /b/?
>>693506799
Wonder why I am sitting next to a piece of shit that smokes.
Y.. You too.
*farts and runs away*
>>693506799
Take a hit. Drugs near me are expensive.
>>693506799
Nah you got any real drugs?
s/fur when you least expect it
Does this count? I don't have many of them at all, kinda disapointed in myself.
the post with no replies itt wins
Roll
>>693517216
B7)
>>693517216
Fuck you
>>693517307
srry
***COLOR WARS***
No attacking until every empty hex is captured. Last color standing wins (or until OP decides to call it).
>>693523840
Green
>>693524044
Green draws first blood!
>>693523840 FOR THE REICH (blue)
GREEN! JUSTICE!
>be me, girl, 18
>not a lot of luck with guys
>especially since I like 'em a little older
>started to work in a restaurant last week
>basically same people eat there everyday
>see a guy
>10/10, immediately interested
>he notices, smiles at me
>next day same game
>his gaze constantly on me
>he stays a little longer than usual
>I'm almost far enough to talk to him
>before I can, co-worker approaches me
>"Anon, you find XY appealing?"
>"uh, yeah, a little"
>"He has 4 children and the fifth one is on its way. Also he's 34."
>shit.jpg
This is the third time something like this has happened to me with an older guy this year. Do older or married guys just enjoy the attention or do I still have a chance to fuck (someone like) him?
pic related
post tits
>>693504131
Men love to cheat. As long as you don't mind being the side bitch then go for it.
that's not a story and wtf are you even asking
>>693504131
>post literally any image of literally any female
>imply you are the female in the image
>wait 0.03 seconds
>290 gullible, lonely, teenage spergs appear and spend the next hour screaming for tits, timestamps and sharpies in poopers
WORKS EVERY TIME
Ugly girls you'd smash
Cont. from >>693499765
>>693513027
Ur mum
>>693513027
I'd fuck the living shit out of her.
>>693513027
Not horribly uglee
Would bang willingly and sober
Do it
>>693512620
inb4 underaged faggots
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The picture below your is your wall paper.
^Enjoy
If you could bring one animated character to life and fuck them who would it be?
Katara
Stripperella
Erin, I wish they didn't stop making those commercials
>>693515873
Jade. I wish there was more r34 of her.
France hate thread
Fucking france don't deserve to win the EU championship, more then half of their team is from africa wtf
fuck theese croissant eating cunts
>>693496485
The proof for black superiority.
everyone hates France, why? Because they were made to be hated thats why. Frog fagets. No, im not fucking german im from Swe.
>>693496485
We have to deal with these nigger on a daily basis, for once let them be usefull
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>693491403
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No oversexualised content
>discuss/insult
>chain lurk pics
>No RP/ERP, go be a faggot elsewhere
>Naps good idea
>Most importantly, rattle rattle!
First
Claiming best girlie!
Sleeeeeeeeeeeep
Deutscher Faden Nacht
>>693511111
fünfer
ruft mich ab 1 uhr auf der arbeit an
08002205050 fragt nach jürgen
>>693511111
Schöne Quints zum Einstieg
Sieg Heil
>>693511288
milski?
Geile Frauen warten auf dich
018054646
pics you shouldn't share/pics you saved cont.
>>693513920
She's a cutie. Moar?
>>693514187
see
>>693512360
>>693514485
Damn! Thanks!!
Personal 10/10 Girl thread.
>>693499738
Also, other Anons rate
boobs just need to be bigger
>>693499738
Tua mamma
My ex. I got a couple nudes too if u want
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
>>693492401
Stop posting this stale crusty old meme, you degenerate summerfag cock-sucker.
>>693492723
Found the actual summerfag
Draw thread
>>693509832
Gomen
>>693505107
They made me do it
>>693505112
https://youtu.be/fdxLohjwhoQ
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>>693505149
Now u
>>693510106
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1KoA1vG5CYN (embed)
Also have a really bad lisp that I force myself not to show.
not durst
>>693509128
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1lh0gaK40yD
10/10 noice one m8
>>693510004
okay now sing some lullaby .
OW NO BETTER
Can you try to speak french? that'll be awesome ahah
Also ,request?
>>693500222
Holy fuck I'm late to the thing but Delete's voice
CRACKHEAD TALES!
I'll go first.
>work at cinema
>enter crackhead couple
>obviously total scumbags, look almost homeless
>woman seems near enough sober, maybe had a couple of drinks, but crack/heroin has destroyed her face
>the guy
>the guy....
>absolutely 100% out of his mind on heroin or some other strong opiate
>pic related, only he was more visibly drawn-out from drugs
>they approach the till next to mine being manned by a fat bitch that I hate but that's beside the point
>they ask to see the conjuring 2
decent film btw, acting is pure and total cringe but it will definitely shit you up if you watch it loud
>anyway
>next showing isn't for an hour
>as Fatty McDiabetic prints off their tickets and the woman pays, I notice the guy is leaning over the sweets
>hear a sligh rustling and see he now has his hands in the inside of his jacket
>guy has clearly just stolen a bag of sweets
>I stare him dead in the eyes, then stare right at his jacket where the sweets are, then back into his eyes
>allaroundmearefamiliarfaces.jpg
>he is JUST lucid enough to realise that he has been busted
>after a solid 5 seconds of me staring him out he does this weird full-body jerk motion
>slurs "just lukin fur sum change pal, heh"
>I keep staring him the eye
>"yeah..."
>I didn't physically witness him put the sweets into his jacket and the cinema policy is you can't actually accuse someone of stealing unless there is solid proof and multiple eye witnesses
CONT
>>693484009
>as I said, their next showing isn't for an hour so I say nothing and they leave the cinema to go shoot heroin or something before their film starts
>go into managers office, tell them what happened, and ask to see security footage
>it couldn't be more perfect
>just as he takes the bag and is putting it into his jacket he looks up and makes eye contact with the security camera
>this guy could be on a poster of what shoplifting looks like
>you stupid nigger
>hour or so later, they come back
>"yo mate can I have a word?", I say in a slightly hushed voiced, beckoning him over to the counter
>trying to hide my erection as I anticipate a good old crackhead-kickoff
>"uhhhhhbluhhhh yeah man sure"
>slumps his way over to the tills
>he's even more wasted than before
>"so about those sweets?"
>woman, who is now clearly intoxicated, starts to be all like "what are you on about?"
>before he can finish her sentence, wasted guy cuts her off
>"shut the fuck up you bitch" sharp as fuck, out of nowhere
>mfw
>she has done nothing wrong
>he grabs a handful of dirty ass-pennies out of his pocket and asks how much
>"£3.40"
>cinema prices are toppest of keks in the UK, don't know about you other faggots
>"fukkin hell"
>he doesn't have enough
>manager has in this time been notified of the crackhead bandits arrival and has approached the till
>he says "oh if you can't pay for them then we'll have to just refund your tickets and we can pay for it out of that"
>"oh yeah sure cool"
>>693484175
CONT
>we refund the tickets and give them the money minus the amount they had to pay for the sweets
>they both look confounded
>"we payed £x.XX, wtf"
>"yeah that's the £X.XX minus the £3.40 for the sweets you took"
>.....
>..........
>cogsturning.avi
>"okay well can we have another two tickets for the conjuring then?"
>they clearly will not have enough money...
>manager explains the whole thing and slowly it sinks into crackhead ladies head
>they aren't seeing this movie today
>she EXPLODES out of nowhere into a fit of rage at crackheadguy
>absolutely screaming
>"YOU FUCKING JUNKIE CUNT ALL THIS FOR SOME ROLO'S WHAT A FUCKING JOKE"
>there are kids with their parents at the cinema
>she's still going
>mfw
>crackhead guy is at this point literally just staring into space wondering where the fuck he is
>is not listening at all
>me, manager, and three other members of staff are just stood there
>Watching this spaced out junkie pay absolutely no attention to crackhead bitch going apeshit into his ear
>he looks a mixture of serenly content, and in nightmarish agony
>after 20 seconds or so manager starts asking them to leave the building or the police will be called
>crackhead woman storms out, screaming the whole time
>crackhead guy regains consioucness after a minute or so
>slowly turns his head to me
>no joke
>"uhhhh two for the conjuring please"
Bümp
>>693484575
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>>693484009
i enjoyed OP
Teens teens teens
mods mods mods
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>>693506282
that was quick
>>693506282
fags fags fags
ylyl bread?
Ok but you have to watch this once again in your life https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ or your mother will die
Still not going to directly reply, even to save my mother's life...who's dead.
Also, your ylyl sucks. Try starting it then others MAY join in.
>>693495952
not laughing
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