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Cringe/Rage thread
>She's pretty qt tbh
>>673030266
yeah would fuck/10
>>673030266
shes cute but huge so would probably only hit that from behind.
>>673030345
>being this abusive
fffffffffffffffffffff
Welcome to Exodus, the empire of the sky. The ultimate society, and you can be a part of it.
The rules are simple:
1. Do your job. Those who's purpose is purely to corrode Exodus will be cast into the expanses of the sky.
2. You may reroll once. Please, do not roll until you land the job you want. You may request another position from a judge or councilor. You may reroll again if you are killed.
3. After each post, sign your name and position. Ex: ">John Doe, Head of R&D." If you don't have a job yet, just write your name.
4. The
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Jobs:
01-15: Citizen. You may ask the heads of departments for a job, or request a specific one from a councilor.
16-30: Security. Cops may apprehend citizens acting against the interests of Exodus. This includes rebels (however, you don't have to arrest rebels unless they are breaking the law.)
31-45: Military. Do what your commander says. Slaughter the mongrel hordes.
46-60: Research & Development: R&D, work on the technology and science utilized by Exodus. Anything from civilian transport to weapons of mass destruction.
61-75: Hobo. Rob people,...
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First dubs chooses a flag.
King Get
>>673045245
Heyo just joined up
>>673044722
Exterminatus get.
Reporter:What is 2+2?
Donald Trump answers the question:"I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No, really. A lot of people come up to me and they ask me. They say, 'What's 2+2'? And I tell them look, we know what 2+2 is. We've had almost eight years of the worst kind of math you can imagine. Oh my God, I can't believe it. Addition and subtraction of the 1s the 2s and the 3s. It's terrible. It's just terrible. Look, if you want to know what 2+2 is, do you want to know what 2+2 is? I'll tell you. First of
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>>673042115
Somebody screen cap this shit.
Basically
>>673042115
This shit was so accurate that I subconsciously read it in his voice
This thread is under rated.
>Let me tell ya, Mexico, by the way, I love Mexico.
That's a quoe.
>>673042755
same, although reading something in his voice took a noticeable blow to my IQ & sanity
http://videoze.t(deletssthis)umblr. com/
She can work a cock :D
I'd love to bloww a load in heer ass.
this is the art of suckingg:D.
gooooood
ooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Young but legal!
Bump for girls
>>673037160
Loookat her nipples she is obviously underage so MODS!!!
Draw Thread
>vidya edition
OP is a faggot.
The things il do to learn to draw porn.
>>673041539
I tapped to this anyways
>>673041628
*fapped
Goddamn autocorrect
Sergals.
Daily TayTay Swizzle thread.
Song Of The Day: Shake It Off https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfW lot6h_JM
TAYTAY VULT
In
Hey guys
>>673044159
32 seconds is definitely not bad.
hey lads, what did I miss on monday?
also
>be driving
>turn on radio
>blankspace.mp3
thanks, almighty taytay
s/fur Yet another pussyshot thread because last one was raided by dick posting anon. Give me some quality!
i can see all your threads you know. if this doesn't die ill post in it too
>>673045977
You dont have anything to do?
>>673045977
Just move your bot to trans, sissy or something gay. Thats the real cancer of /b/
ROLL MOTHERFUCKERS
47
Closed
Time to faint
open plz
>>673040258
Rolling
YLYL
i'll help out by dumping a bunch of shit /b/ro
>>673036599
3
>>673036662
4
Rate my cooking :D
(post your own godly creations)
>>673038638
>:D
kill yourself
>>673038638
looks gross
>>673038638
no ketchup/10
So you chopped up a tumour and fried it? Kys, fgt
>>673038638
I would genuinely eat that...maybe with a bit of ketchup and some buttered French baguette too.
Celeb bread
>>673037221
more emma roberts
>>673037452
Who is the best rapper in the game and why is it Hopsin?
>>673026780
nah, MC Ride
Lupe Fiasco you plebs
>>673026946
i agree man. lupe is one of my favorites, especially considering the time he hopped into the game
>>673026780
What's it like to be 12?
Enienem is Not only the most talented mc to ever take the stage, he also makes the best music, most other rappers are trash, em is making art.
He truly is, a rap god
Xavier Wulf
Hey faggots, I am really intersted by school shooters. I swear, I am obsessed with Columbine and the Virginia Tech massacre. I see a hint of heroism in those who carried out the attacks. Give me all you got on school shootings and also general mass shootings in general. I would very much prefer any school shooting that took place before the Virginia Tech Massacre (2007). Also, it just me or do a vast majority of shooters perfectly embody /b/?
>>673026672
>Also, it just me or do a vast majority of shooters perfectly embody /b/?
It's just you. Most people on /b/ are stupid faggots, that never deliver.
Got a good doc for Virginia? Just saw a Columbine doc yesterday...heavy stuff to say the least.
>>673026872
It wasn't always like this.
>>673026672
Edgy kid of the year award.
>>673026976
No, that's why I'm asking. /b/ always (maybe) delivers. Heavy shit, no? the phone calls. I'm Syrian it does not really phase me.
S/Fur
I know it's not nsfw but my sona would loom damn good in a yiff pic
Pics you shouldn't share.
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>>673025882
More of her if anyone has.
Interested in more?
18 y/o slut.
Post girls and anons guess how many dicks they've fucked/sucked
>>673030145
hey wait a fucking minute
i just saw this photo in a fb sluts thread a little while ago, what gives?
>>673030145
At least 4
>>673030263
1
Sundar Pichai
Childhood nostalgia thread.
>>673037469
I had one with a shark, good times.
still got mine dawg
My very first video game
>>673037800
damn dude, yours looks like the zombie apocalypse version.
>>673037469
i had the matchbox one that was kinda like that one
1st try
2nd try
3rd try
>>673039933
Good
>>673039999
>>this guy
4th try
ITT: we post animal rekt/gore for the sole purpose of screening out newfags, tumblr-vermin, and other 00 agents.
neat
>>673026025
I love how they have the whole fucking seal to work with and they go for the eyes first...
>>673027524
Lot of vitamin and easy access.
Most animal go through existing hole : eyes, anus, mouth/throat if there not strong enough to go through a tough skin.
Suck a dick OP.
Fuck you
