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Small Penis Humiliation
What do you think?
>>684402477
it looks sad and afraid.
>>684402477
Wrong board. Go here >>>/lgbt/
/thread
sage
gtfo
>>684402477
its very good,please moar
>>684402618
Nothing gay about a small dick
morning
you walk into the kitchen and see this. what do you do?
Do a 720 and walk away.
>>684404167
Find some marinara sauce and get to dipping.
>>684404369
Posted at the exact same time. Wanna come over for anal sex?
>>684404369
They're fish fingers you uncultured shit, not processed American fake cheese sticks of solidified shit.
Boner
ITT: We say shit that gets us banned
I miss the days when you opened a post like this and the op was already banned for being a faggot
i like everyone of you guys. i hope you have a nice day and make some else happy
Hi I'm new to this site I'm just 14 lol you guys be nice. Cool dank maymays you guys got here.
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I don't like Hiroyuki Nishimura.
sleep paralysis thread
Does anybody else suffer from it? I have it frequently but with rare visual hallucinations, I sometimes hear people talking in a hallway but that's it.
>>684402298
NIGGER IF YOU ARE SLEEPING YOU CANNOT CHECK IF YOU ARE PARALYSED OR NOT
KILL YOURSELF
>>684402474
>you've never been aware of your surroundings while asleep
>unable to move because it feels like every inch of your body is being pulled downwards
>you are however, aware of a presence near your bed, and it's coming closer
Come back when you've experienced it
>>684402769
IT DOESNT EXIST YOU FUCKING LAME PUSSY
I suffer from it from time to time, it typically affects my dreams and makes them nightmarish, and then i sit on the brink of waking up for a minute or so, completely paralyzed. The first time it happened to me, I had crazy visual hallucinations. It was so terrifying, I was sure i was going to die. Then I woke up. Bleh
>>684402298
When i was 17 i had that for 3 days in a row, it was always the same, looking at the door of my room i saw how a very tall men came to me and i could'nt yell or move, since then im afraid of the dark. 24 now.
Fakes of girls you know
>>684403045
fake and gay
>>684403045
>>684403843
>>684404032
YZY appreciation thread.
Is he a genius or plain crazy?
>name one genius that ain't crazy
so neither
>>684401978
can't wait till 20yrs after kim kills him and the tell-all book comes out about the completely unknown white guy that wrote all his shit
>>684402043
I see what you did there.
>>684401978
>>684402247
>can't wait till 20yrs after kim kills him and the tell-all book comes out about the completely unknown JEWISH guy that wrote all his shit
fix that for ya
![1463187723569[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WsuByoz.jpg "1463187723569[1].jpg")
Has /b/ ever knocked up anyone?
>>684401155
yup but luckily she got an abortion and i broke up with her soon after
>>684401155
Almost i woke up before i came though
I may have a half chinese baby running around somewhere.
I mean, probably. Condoms are for pussies.
![1463187655845[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kEWy8US.jpg "1463187655845[1].jpg")
>>684402441
>>684402537
How many girls have you cummed inside?
How does it feel being cucked this bad bernouts?
https://www.reddit.com/r/SandersFor President/comments/4jcf9n/breaking_ nv_dem_convention_in_chaos_as_berni e/
Pretty good how does it feel being unemployment and loosing your teeth because of all the meth you stick up your ass
What's /b/ method of getting rid of random boners?
>>684400525
Flex leg muscles
>>684400525
Nigguh flex a muscle for 60 seconds. Insta boner kill. I mean you gotta REALLY flex it though.
>>684400525
Walk around, proud of it
>>684400525
Cut my cock off
>>684400754
yep
loli
if you had to fuck one of these 3 sluts, which would you pick and why?
>>684400067
the middle one
because she seems smart
>>684400308
Right>Left>Middle
Right has the cutest face by far. But I could brown bag the other two.
>>684401195
is this her? on the right?
One Tor there is a website called Tabooless chat. In it are live pedophiles sharing, and sending pictures of children and infants in sexual situations. It's disgusting, and anyone who can stop this I ask you to help. Hack them, track ips. Report them to someone who can help. Anything to stop this site.
>>684399143
>actually directly giving the URL
Ohshitniggerwhatareyoudoing
>>684399143
bump
>>684399143
>One Tor
>One
>Tor
>Track IPs
>Hack Them
http://hb2z3skucfnjdrj7.onion/chat.php
This is the URL
Post all teens with Braces!!!!!
>>684402736
Uuuunnnnggghhhh
I bet you faggots can't solve this one.
>>684402718
Well, it is impossible to solve. You can simplify, but not solve it. So yes, us faggots can't solve it.
>>684402815
its not impossible to solve...
>>684402914
uh yes it is because it doesn't equal something..
4x^4 - 3x^2 + 1
>>684402718
I'm still trying to figure out why it's a .gif
New new celeb fap thread
Such a good ass
>>684403470
love that pic
VJ's gloriously delicious pussy lips
Just forced my sister to fuck me, and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://url.bz/wincest
pic related
>>684405662
+1 thx
>>684405662
Downloading now, better not be gay porn
>>684405662
now this is what im talkin about
>>684405662
from fance and got it quickly,thank you OP!
>>684405662
Now THIS is what I exactly wanted.
Webms and Images with the best file names, go
>>684393367
source?
>>684395390
Seriously ? This is old shit, man.
New-ish here and I never seen it can I please get sauce
>>684393367
virgin.boners
i remember seeing this on mless i think, i think it was a liveshow girl but i cant remember, it was so long ago.
Go!
Add x2fnbadx
Add morningstar6666
Add her
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Add mattyfamni
Hi /b/!
I've been pretending for a long time now that I'm a progressive. Why you might ask? Well all of my friends are, and unless I want to off myself socially I must keep up apperences. I'm currrently talking to a girl and she likes me but I have not returned those feelings because I'm not willing to put up with the progressive/feminist BS. I've hinted that I don't agree to a few to my "friends", and I get very negative responses. I've been doing damage control over simply saying that I don't think Trump is Hitler.
How
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I was caught in the same situation as you for the past month or so. But I've slowly been shifting away from them and settling into a new group of friends.
>>684396574
Well, I've tried shifting to new friends too with no luck. I live in California and it just seems to be a sea of progressives from where I sit.
>>684396887
How long have you guys been friends? If its been a long time then I'm pretty sure you could come out of the RightWing closet and not be too bad off.If politics doesnt come up often then you should be fine.
It sure is hard to start a thread that isn't a loli, trap, YLYL, porn, or general cancer thread these days...
>>684397366
3 years or so, after high school I got a job and made lots of new friends who I get along with until they spout their progressive ideals.
im obsessed with girls legs. especially the back of them. the more toned the better.
>>684400907
GRANNY OUT OF TEN
>>684400907
i share the same kink
dont have any to share sadly
>>684400907
Some OC for you, OP
>>684401820
One more because I'm a great guy, same girl
