Hey /b/, tonight I turn 19. What are some things I should do in my last year as a teenager before I hit 20?
>Inb4 kys
Pic not related.
>>684408071
Sharpie in pooper.
>>684408071
I practice Sigil magick (Chaos Magick)
you can cast magic by writing your intention on a piece of paper or card
"President Donald Trump takes office in 2016"
there should be no negatives or wants "I want Donald Trump to be president"
that won't be as powerful or specific
then you remove all of the vowels
Prsdnt Dnld Trmp tks ffc n 2016
then the duplicate letters
Prsdnt l Tmp k fc 2016
Then you draw an image that contains all of those letters merged into a single symbol. The image can be whatever you want it to be really.
then you masturbate while looking at pictures of Donald Trump and focus hard on your intention, after climax, burn your paper you made this sigil on and release the energy into the universe.
>>684408071
Bingeread berserk, muh nigga
>>684408071
you actually turn 12 and you are underage
KYS
YLYL
gonna just continue the thread then
So I moved to my own place a while ago. How to buy toilet paper without the cashier and other customers laughing? I've been using kitchen paper because I'm afraid.
>>684406140
buy it on amazon
problem solved
>>684406140
Literally no one will laugh at any person buying toilet paper. It's like laughing at someone for buying water, or buying paper towels. It's a fucking necessity. Get over yourself you acoustic nigger
>>684406368
This is not true.
>source: pooped my pants while standing in line at a Safeway trying to buy toilet paper
>>684406324
This or self-checkout.
You groove you loose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFFSRMUzRq0
This was gonna happen eventually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=izGwDsrQ1eQ
>>684407768
lost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy1dYFGkPUE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1k8craCGpgs
I am literally the most intelligent man on earth. Ask me anything, and I shall answer with the truth.
why is op a fag
Why is there anything instead of nothing at all?
>>684407230
It depends which OP you are talking about.
when is the next big meme coming out
who wants to watch me kill myself?
>>684404796
Meh, sure.
>>684404796
I'm down send link
>>684404796
Op hurry up with link oh and how you gonna do it
>>684405544
car exhaust and i'm not going to stream it if there's only 3 people it's not worth it i'll just do it wihtout
Alright, so we know the plain normies that just take their ramen plain (maybe a little salt added), but there's the rest of us, who want a little flavor with our cheap ass meals. So, what does anon typically add to their ramen?
Myself, I add egg, few spices and herbs (black pepper, cayenne, garlic and onion powder and an italian blend of herbs [Oregano, parsley,rosemary and so forth]), Worcestershire sauce and if available, like lil' smokies or ham lunch meat or something.
Oh and orange curry powder and crushed red pepper flakes. Forgot those two.
Shameless self bump.
>>684403579
This is great. I'll post what I do.
>>684403579
Finely crushed peanuts. Also one of those giant bags of frozen "nuggets", not the uniform size ones, will go a long way for multiple ramen batches. If you want to eat for the cheap and still remain someone healthy, you need to find creative ways to supplement protein into that shit.
what did he say /b/?
Bernie for president
slut ex. want more?
>>684405139
just fucking dump it
preferably in mega or dropbox
>>684405191
not as fun. plus im not sure which ones i want to share yet.
Shave your feet
>>684405139
Dude you have fucking hairy feet. Fix that shit.
my OC collection and fresh pics.
>>684405964
today dressing up
fucking disgusting looking granny
>>684406163
she noticed that I was taking a pics
Guy in the middle kicks your ass and humiliates you in front of your gf, what do?
Cry like a baby
ask him to touch his belly
kill my self by gutting my self and ripiing out my intestines and eating them unitil i die for being such a pussy in the first place
>>684407164
Kill myself for becoming such a big pussy that a pussy could kick my ass
Hunger games simulator thread
36 competitors are needed to run the game.
Post an image with a name to enter.
Charlie Fucking Chapman
Bloody Gir
Buwaro
Badass Gretchen
Favorite musical artists thread
>>684403903
12 year old detected
>>684403975
What the fuck? Are you retarded?
https://youtu.be/1uWfTUby9IE
>>684403975
It's still better than today's music, though.
Alright b/ros, I'm all coked up, it's 3 am, I'm horny as hell, and I think it's time for a good wincest thread.
I'll start.
>be me, 19 yo guy, staying over at dads with my 13 yo half sister (let's call her Ashley)
>sister is young, but holy fuck that body.
>sis plays volleyball for her middle school, and is always wearing spandex
>this particular night, my dad decides to go to bed early and it's just me and my sister
>she wants to watch Disney channel, and me being a nice older brother, I let her pick the channel.
>we both cuddle up on the couch like usual and she snuggles up and picks her show
>it's not too late, but I can tell this night is gonna be good
>>684402953
PLEASE tell me she was wearing tight volleyball spandex shorts with a thong and 6 inch buttplug underneath.
>after some cuddling and watching tv, Ashley looks at me and asks me to rub her back
>I've rubbed her back for years now, but something about tonight got me a little turned on
>probably the spandex and her bare feet and those goddamned red painted toes
>to clarify, I've got a crazy foot fetish. Like, sometimes I'm a little worried about my obsession
>whatever, let's move on
>so Ashley turns back to watch tv and I slide my hand under her shirt and start massaging her
>I've always thought she was rather attractive for her age, but something about her this night made me hornier than ever
>I kept rubbing and started to play footsie with her
suddenboner.jpg
>she giggles a little and starts rubbing her feet on mine and on my legs
>now if anyone else has a foot fetish, you know what a turn on this is
>I'm getting off right now just remembering her little feet rubbing against me
>so smooth and so delicate
>I keep rubbing her back and rub a little lower near the top of her spandex shorts she's got on
>>684403313
Want me to keep posting or is this thread already shit?
Small Penis Humiliation
What do you think?
>>684402477
it looks sad and afraid.
>>684402477
Wrong board. Go here >>>/lgbt/
/thread
sage
gtfo
>>684402477
its very good,please moar
>>684402618
Nothing gay about a small dick
you walk into the kitchen and see this. what do you do?
Do a 720 and walk away.
>>684404167
Find some marinara sauce and get to dipping.
>>684404369
Posted at the exact same time. Wanna come over for anal sex?
>>684404369
They're fish fingers you uncultured shit, not processed American fake cheese sticks of solidified shit.
ITT: We say shit that gets us banned
I miss the days when you opened a post like this and the op was already banned for being a faggot
i like everyone of you guys. i hope you have a nice day and make some else happy
Hi I'm new to this site I'm just 14 lol you guys be nice. Cool dank maymays you guys got here.
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sleep paralysis thread
Does anybody else suffer from it? I have it frequently but with rare visual hallucinations, I sometimes hear people talking in a hallway but that's it.
>>684402298
NIGGER IF YOU ARE SLEEPING YOU CANNOT CHECK IF YOU ARE PARALYSED OR NOT
KILL YOURSELF
>>684402474
>you've never been aware of your surroundings while asleep
>unable to move because it feels like every inch of your body is being pulled downwards
>you are however, aware of a presence near your bed, and it's coming closer
Come back when you've experienced it
>>684402769
IT DOESNT EXIST YOU FUCKING LAME PUSSY
I suffer from it from time to time, it typically affects my dreams and makes them nightmarish, and then i sit on the brink of waking up for a minute or so, completely paralyzed. The first time it happened to me, I had crazy visual hallucinations. It was so terrifying, I was sure i was going to die. Then I woke up. Bleh
Fakes of girls you know
>>684403045
fake and gay
YZY appreciation thread.
Is he a genius or plain crazy?
>name one genius that ain't crazy
so neither
>>684401978
can't wait till 20yrs after kim kills him and the tell-all book comes out about the completely unknown white guy that wrote all his shit
>>684402043
I see what you did there.
