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What would you do to her? Thread
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>>675893930
gangbang time
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>>675893930
Paint that shed with her blood
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>>675893930
Buy her a shirt that doesn't look retarded then attempt to rate again
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>>675893930
Take her on a hot date to KMart.
Go to women's clothing section
Buy her a shirt that fits

Also condoms cause we are going to bone. Prone bone, doggy, rusty trombone, etc. I will take her aural virginity so hard

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/b/ I have something to confess...
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k
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>>675896355
tell us anon. what do you have. to confess?
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So confess
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>>675896444
heed the trips OP

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REEEEEEEEMATCH

Connect-Four elections edition.

TRUMP is RED
SANDERS is BLUE

Roll dubs or 0 to make the move!

>protip: roll shitty moves for the faggot you don't want to see as president

LINK TO THE MOST RECENT UPDATE
or your shit roll will be dismissed


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SANDERS BEGINS
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Trump 1
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>>675897800
4
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>>675897800
1
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>>675897800
next game will be winner vs shillary, so stay tuned

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>tfw you're the besting look guy in your group of friends and girls are intimidated to talk to you.

Helps that I'm really tall, pic related.
Don't get jealous now~ ;^)
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>tfw u look retarded anyway
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>>675893435
R E C E D I N G
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>>675893435
>Really tall
fcukin kek

Guess your post number and i'll tell you where she is buried.
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Second try. Why is it so hard to give away money on /b/?

No responses to my last thread so I'm posting again. If you faggots can pull yourselves away from your trap threads long enough you might win.

I'm giving away a $25 Amazon gift card to the first post that gets dub 3, 6, or 9.

Post must include a valid e-mail address. Posts with links to previous posts with an e-mail address are allowed.

Best of luck to you.
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dalekinvader3`@gmail.com
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>>675897463
winrar!!!
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>>675897463
*[email protected]
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>>675897520
How retarded are you?

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Trap/ Shemale/ Crossdress/ newhalf thread
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I dont know why, but i have this sudden urge to fuck my daughter. What do /b/?
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>>675891996
go masturbate, you will regret it after you finish.
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>>675891996
your daughters ugly, so dont. she probably gets her looks from her mother, so fuck your wife instead.
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fuck her
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1. Get chloroform
2. Sneak up on her in her sleep
3. Rape

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Hunger Games Thread

First 20 with names and pictures get in.
When 20 have been posted, keep the thread alive for a while. This is a pretty lengthy process.
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isis recruiter
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Vape Nation
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dance dance revolution champion 2016
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Cyril Figis

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porn thread

fucked up edition
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sauce? dont judge me
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that looks disgusting but probably feels amazing
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>>675889657
>>675890020
Bumpereno
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Probably feels like shit.

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So /b/ , heres my plan.

I want to lose weight and help my erection's strenth (since i feel my weight is affecting that) in two weeks. My friend who's a excersise science major will help me make a routine to go to the gym daily. Here's my plan foodwise:

I'll eat only bananas, spinach, mushrooms, protein powder, oranges. And only drink water, milk

So basically no carbs. Assuming I don't cheat on this, how much weight should i expect to lose? any comments?

> 19
>5'6'
> 200 lbs

Post your weight loss/body building routines

tl ; dr
> ITT: fat op wants to lose weight in 2 weeks
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>>675888564
bump
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>>675888564
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God damn do I love tiny tits.
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>>675889503

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I am house sitting my cousins house and I get to sleep in her room

Trips decided what I should do

Pic related
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>>675893760
Go to bed early
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>>675893876
rolling for this, and also wake up early and eat a nice breakfast
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>>675893876
Rolling for this to, you'll be amazed how you feel OP.
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>>675894325
All this and also do some house chores for her.

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Hey, fellow /b/tard here.

I've been seeing a lot of those threads saying that 8 inches are the perfect size for women and that the 5.16 inch average wiener is not adequate.

I just want to say that I wholeheartedly agree with them. I have had my fair share of penises, big and small. And I've been leaning towards the big ones. My longest lasting relationships tend to be with the guys with big dicks. I'm sorry, but average penises just don't work for me, they never make me feel "full".

I can say that I'm an expert in foreplay, I can get myself to be very wet and my vaginal walls more relaxed and stretched out so that I can take an entire cock without it hurting. I have read about fornix stimulation after seeing it so much. I tried it for the first time earlier and it hurt a bit, but I asked my boyfriend at the time to be more gentle and it then it felt amazing. Think of it like having two g-spots being rubbed at the same time, it felt so fricking good.

So yeah, in my personal opinion, big dicks do matter. And they're more fun to play with too! ;D
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>>675890936
Bigger tits please
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>>675891112
/thread
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you like big cocks? rate me sexy.
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>>675891344
Gross but big.

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Acne / zit popping thread
Would post more but this is all I have
Pics accepted, gifs and webms preferred
Infections / pus welcome
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>>675888211
Also, check my dubs
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>>675888211
holy shit this is insane. is that you? also there is no popping in this pic
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>>675888211
AIDS
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the journey continues
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Why do we exist?
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Why not?
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For no reason, that's the problem
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>>675889330

I often think about this. It's actually pretty depressing.
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idk

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Kalindra thread? please?
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inb4 "shooped tits"

no care ever, would fuck anyway
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>>675889682
same
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O futuro presidente do Brasil o maior lider da America do Sul e transformarar o país em uma potencia mundial
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Sqn
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#BolsonaroPresidente #MorteComunista #MorteEsquerda
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Por enquanto está sendo o menos pior
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BOLSOMITO HU3HU3HU3 EOQ RXRXRXRX

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R34 continue
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Dubs choose my Steam avatar

Anything that's not porn goes
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bump because thou art a fag
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stfu
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>>675894899
/thread

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