My school just got these two vending machines
>trips or 69 decides what I do
>one Internet for whoever can tell me how to manipulate the machines
I will be in class I between hours monitoring the thread, on the hour if anyone gets trips or 69 will delivar
>>711001654
Put chewing gum inside coin slot.
>>711001654
Cum on them
>>711002138
inside the part where the soda drops from
>>711001654
Cum on the front glass
New celeb thread
Azor Jonsa
/b/ is random board, post a random image
>>711001397
it's not random anymore
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>710990870
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
カラミチーマス
Claaass
beep boop
This is my wife.
s/fur bread
Your face when he loses.
>>711002186
implying
Draw Thread
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
Previous Thread:
>>710965653
>>710998520
nice op
i'd play that game
>>710998520
YOU=FAGGOT
>>710997651
Well, I really don't know how the real Eggs was like. But you did a request, so it seems legit.
>>710998396
I need to study your figure, so the sweater has to come off.
Can someone redraw her in the same style but with modern clothing (not pick so long as not naked)
pics you shouldn't share part 12904818347
Sauce?!?
Trap/Shemale Thread
>>710990794
You're just in a phase of being an obnoxious delusinal asshole. You'll get over it.
>ITT nothing but men being posted
>>710990862
pretty much
>back to posting traps then
Miks ylis on alhaal?
jokku dossaa
hharmi lsita
tiedän mix se on alhaal mutten kerro
Rip ylilauta
blacks
>more fun
>know how to party
>big enough dicks to actually satisfy a woman
>females naturally attracted to them
>genetically superior(lebron james)
>dominant alphas and providers
>intellectually superior(neil degrasse tyson)
whiteboi gon extinct u mad
>>710994822
whiteboi gon extinct ok enjoy a world of mudhuts and rape not going to miss much
>>710994822
Sauce?
>>710994822
blacks
>always broke
>very emotional
>always insecure
>no proof of larger penis
>no morals
>still primitive
>entitled to everything
>racist
niggers are not going to take over because they don't even know how to take care of themselves.
What did you say?
2016 Election Day Thread
IF MODS STICKY TRUMP CONFIRMED PRESIDENT
Make America
Lewd Again
>>710996343
wheres the xray of that
KEKE IS WITH US
SHOW HER YOUR DUBS
What is the worst thing you've ever fapped to?
>>710986490
This thread
Consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
a man posing as a woman
My wife. Most unmotivated, boring thing I could have picked.
Are you jealous white boy? Why are you mad lol? Also this:
Black guys
>Larger dicks
>Fun to be around
>Interesting conversation anytime you want
>Nicely dressed and groomed
>Crack jokes all the time
>Will take you places
>Broad social spectrum
>Know interesting people you will be introduced to
>Behave like real men
>Smile on their faces most of the time
>Can dance and cook
>Chills in the school
White guys
>Tiny dicks
>Socially awkward
>Quiet
>Inhibited socially
>Boring
>Prefer to stay home
>Hate to dance
>Sad faces
>Angsty
>Creepy
>Often have either anger or anxiety issues
>Shoots up the school
When, long ago, the gods created Earth
In Jove's fair image Man was shaped at birth.
The beasts for lesser parts were next designed;
Yet were they too remote from humankind.
To fill the gap, and join the rest to Man,
Th'Olympian host conceiv'd a clever plan.
A beast they wrought, in semi-human figure,
Filled it with vice, and called the thing a Nigger.
Why do you create these threads cyclically? Absolutely nobody cares.
Oh look, its this thread again.
sage, this conversation has been done too many times.
Nicely dressed and groomed?!
Well orange and black goes great Together, and you are allowed to use the shower in prison
Incest wincest, anyone got any greentext?
>>710982820
go on
>>710982820
>kinda related
How are u kinda related to someone? Either you are or you're not.
more pls
>>710982820
don't give a shit about your incest crap
but more of her
Okay Amerifags, who are you voting for? and why?
i'm planning to vote hillary.
but the closer the days have come to today, i've gotten the urge to vote trump because it would cause a historic clusterfuck if on the off-chance he did win.
>>710994284
Take that urge nigger. You'll get to witness the simultaneous meltdown of tumblr, media and every overweight gender making up SJW in the US and other countries
>>710994119
vote hillary so the second amendment gets removed
no more guns for niggers
Trumpster. Cos He's a Loose Cannon. Not a Part of the System.
FB / IG Fap 75, Erection Day!
Need moar of her from previus thread
Am I the only one who gets pissed at the term eSports? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. And I heard these athletes have coaches now.
holy fuck /b/
Every other sport is literally just a game. Bout time in my opinion.
>>710983961
I hate the term. I think these tournaments should be a thing, for sure, it's entertainment. But esports? The name just makes me wince every time.
>>710983961
No matter how much you don't like it the name isn't going anywhere, so you might as well get over it.
>>710985253
agreed. what alternative would you propose?
Smash or pass thread
hey /b/.
femanon here. been here a few times before
I want to answer any questions you (mostly male) channers have for a woman.
No, I don't want attention, just here to be friendly.
No nudes. Don't ask.
If you hatefuck me off the board I will leave - I am here to give female perspective on questions. If I'm not wanted, I'll leave.
I also may bail if the captcha annoys the shit out of me.
Thanks!
>>710993162
Ok ok.
What's the chances of a girl cheating on her man?
Notably, also here to do kind things like compliment you, make signs, and etc.
Here to give love on a loveless website. It's okay to hate me for it.
>>710993162
How many guys have you slept with?
>>710993162
ITS NOT A PHASE, MOM!
-OP