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Sup /b/,
so me and my housemates have this stupid game we play called celebrity rhymes. It's been going on for years, you come up with a story that ends in a complete, perfect multi-syllable rhyme for a celebrity's name.
I'm making this thread because I have so many of these pointless fucking rhymes and literally nothing to do with them, so I thought I'd share them and see if /b/ can come up with any good ones. Here's an example:
Apparently 'Rocky' star studied abroad in Italy for a few months.
>Sylvester
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I heard Eminem only shampoos half of his hair.
>Marshall Mathers partial lathers
'The Martian' star quits acting to travel the world, lending spiritual wisdom to winged rodents.
>Matt Damon: Bat Shaman.
bumping for potential
I think i'll wait to see if there's anyone else with as shitty sense of humour as my housemates before posting anymore
>>704016611
this is gold OP, keep em comin
fb fap
>>704035410
more right and her big tits?
Looks like it's time for a new GF!
Roll
>>704033419
I am the champion!
>>704033419
Roll for 4chan!
Rollin
no reddit gf tfw
I present to u a new meme : Donald Trap, feel free to do whatever u want with it
>>704030551
uhm..
got the.. uhm..
got the original anime picture?
by chance.. please?
there... now im going to wash my hard drive in bleach brb
>>704031037
>ifunny
>>704031037
thanks <3
general anime trap thread now?
COCK TRIBUTE THREAD:
Post pictures to get COCK Tributed (COCKED on) and do some requests yourself. Everyone contribute for a good thread.
PIC RELATED - I will fulfill a few requests so post the pics you want COCKED on
Cock this please
/b/ help i need a decent background for my new pc
I'll dump some
1366x768 plss
>>704033206
/wg/
/thread
New tribute thread.
Dubs or 10/10 guarantees tribute
Nude, bikini, or story helps
That actually your cock op?
Post proof
>>704034064
>>704034252
>>704034390
>>704028643
>>704028467
>>704028299
this girl is ridiculously hot
>>704028861
>>704029024
Looks like her tits shrunk
Can we get a creepshot in here?
go
Some WEBMS?
pics you should share cont.
any more of her from last thread?
this ass>
>>704032382
got anything else man? god damn
The anon who posted her still about? Would love some more!
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/62zerf8n zd7o6f3/AACDcNx91EtdywChOCXPk116a?d l=0
>>704025228
it is legal :(
>>704025228
meh
>>704025228
"Whore sister"
Girl drinking with friends in cocktail outfits at bars.
No nudes
feel free to comment other links
>>704025490
Old box posted 10+times in the last few days
>29
>only banged 3 girls
Am I a complete failure? It's such a low number and I'm not getting any younger. Only saving grace is that the three of them were good looking.
No worries OP. I only banged 4 girls and im 24
It gets boring.
Dont worry OP, 22 years old here, only had sex once when i was 17 yrs old.
Life is so wonderful, life is but a dream.
I've only banged 1, I'm 26 and happy as larry. got bigger fish to fry my man.
>>704025334
shit doesn't matter dude
find what you care about in life, not what pop culture deems important
I'm 22 and have only slept with one girl, but I'm still with her and get it basically whenever I want
>>704025334
bait thread
guaranteed replies
saged
top snek
>mfw badj thread
Do you know how snek you were going?
Well you know i don't see any roll on /b/
so random one gogogo roll~
First Roll?
>>704027679
rulla
>>704027679
sure
k
rolln
Ylyl thread let's get some fresh shit up in here, I'll start
Deutscher Faden
Vom Aussterben bedroht?
Fragen:
Wie oft am Tag putzt du dir die Zähne?
Lieber Regen oder Schnee?
Behindertstes Game aller Zeiten?
>>704024019
scheiß kartoffel
>>704024175
Bist bloß neidisch.
>>704024286
worauf
>>704024355
Auf mein Arisches Blut du Zecke.
Which shape has your next GF ?
> Roll
roll
Fuggit
Roll
llor
roll i guess
roll
You just exposed yourself to Emma Watson. What's her reaction?
rooooollllin'
rawl
>>704028263
fdsfsdfd
roll
>>704028263
roll
  
>>704027854
lez do this
why not
>>704027967
Rudvin Hammervald
i like it
>>704028044
czecked
porn webm thread
>>704016648
more?
