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>yfw its actually happening
>>674320598
>Not voting Camacho 2020
Underrated movie that should be shown in schools.
OP here, just kidding #Trump2016
>>674320598
It's got electrolytes.
It's definitely true that the smartest people I grew up with have either not had kids yet or only just started, while the dumbest people I know had kids within five years of high school ending.
Why aren't you with a big-butt, big-tits, narrow-waist, plump-thighs negress, /b/?
Ooga booga?
because I can't find a non-ghetto trashed black woman with a decent figure who also likes slave-play.
>>674319690
cause racemixing is the jew agenda goy
>>674319690
Because I believe that blacks are literal apes.
Because 99% of black women aren't narrow-waisted, 99% are fucking ugly, 99% are absolute self-righteous cunts, 99% have a baby daddy in prison...so to find one that lies outside of ALL of those categories?
Sure, let me just hold my fucking breath on that one.
>moved into one bedroom apartment with girlfriend 2 years ago.
>love of my life.
>everything going great.
>dumps me out of the blue two weeks ago. "it's not you, it's me".
>week of awkwardness. sleeping on the couch in the living room.
>she goes out with her girlfriends last Saturday.
>doesn't come home
>having
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Go get a hotel room, beta
Most women are whores. Best to turn gay now to save on the heartache
Time to move out!
>>674320742
I don't care about your gay ass sob story. Do you have nudes for us or not?
>not seeing this coming
>putting yourself in this situation by not moving out the instant she dumped you
Are you fucking retarded?
What do I do /b/? Ok so I'm a man catfishing a lesbian transgender (M to F) being an idiot and this happens...
an hero
>>674319964
buy variety of teddy bears
Wtf this is getting weird.
>>674319964
What website did you use to meet her/him?
Jesus I can't even get a thread going. What's wrong with my life?
>>674320560
quit wearing shades inside ya goof
OP here, you know now that you guys mention it... I really am wasting my time her desu. Bye everyone.
>>674320560
your genetics
>>674320745
Not OP, but thank you for the suggestion. I was told not to wear shades inside like a faggot at a young age.
>>674320861
Silly anon, you're not OP.
>>674320509
It's shit though. CP everywhere, what is seen cannot be unseen.
>>674320711
That's the price of true freedom of speech.
Anyways sage'd
>>674320509
Go to bed FBI.
>>674320840
really clever picture
>>674320711
There is no cp newfag
>>674320804
People should tone it down though.
Trap thread / sissy / she male / cum shots / anything hot but not directly gay like two buff dudes fucking each other.. Just wanna see some trap boys with their little cocks
>>674320815
This is now a Bailey Jay thread.
>>674320815
>Carpet in a bathroom.
Dump what you got /b/
bump
Holy shit...bump
>>674321494
Finally, best pussy is in
Have a POV shot.
>>674322364
I've done a few cosplays in the past; I really want to start working on another one but I kinda wanna do a character that I at least slightly resemble this time. Are there any characters from anime/games/ect that you think I could pull off? If anything, I'll at least get 1 or 2 new anime to watch out of this thread
I'm 5'4 and about 125lbs if that helps. Pic related- it's my face.
Cosplay as a naked anime character. Post pics here and I'll tell you if your outfit is good enough
>>674320833
depends on body type but you look like that redhead girl on Overlord but blonde
Thing is though you have a lot to work with, so it's hard to say
>>674320833
Rules are rules.
>>674320833
also boobies out
-Pant-
Ok Anon,
-Pant-
I get it, you're the fastest
-Pant-
Now give me my
-Pant-
Boots back, please?
>>674318057
show me the real rose
and ill consider it
>>674318057
eat my dick nigger
>shits on OP's ancestors
Ok. *puts on boots*
*stomps face in*
>>674318203
Wwwhat do you mean, Anon? I am Ruby Rose, Huntress in Training!
>>674318224
Why are you upset, kind Anon?
Only if you wear them as gloves
What's /b/ chewing tonight? PA fag here, Cope Mint was just released here yesterday.
>>674316400
Copenhagen
Cope wintergreen long cut. Fag
>>674316977
This
>>674316400
How is it?
Have fun with cancer faggots
Why can't we have Id's back!?!?
ITT I post random random shit
>>674320035
Gotta start strong
I want answers! I liked having continuity and no "same fag" bullshit unless you were some wizard
What happens when you give a mildly retarded guy $5 mil for doing nothing? I saw it coming.
>>674317532
can you blame him? lol
backstory?
I read somewhere that they paid him $25,000 per episode...
>>674317532
>>674317733
He got caught with guns and multiple types of drugs. I saw that he had meth too
FREE CHUM
![simpson.trial_[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/m3byTcf.jpg "simpson.trial_[1].png")
Why didn't OJ Simpson kill his wife and her lover?
>>674316665
Fuck'd if i know.
But you missed those quads.
>>674317343
>But you missed those quads.
I know. I was so sad when I realised.
>>674316666
The glove didn't fit
He must have, right?
I was only like 6 when it all happened but I tried reading through what happened a few years back. Everythything pointed to him being guilty, and there was nothing to show he was innocent. Was it really just a case of miss handling evidence and some racist cops?
Rape, Hookup, Marry?
>>674318981
No, no and no.
>>674318981
rape, marry, hookup
>>674318981
>>674319371
Hookup, Mary, rape
>>674319371
>indians
Literally the lowest race on the face of the earth.
Brazilian cult underground boy who will awnser anything you ask about this shit country!
Go ahead, its free
ta tranquilo?
>>674318321
Ta favorável
>>674318321
To favorável.
>>674318167
Brazil is a joke, it would probably be the world's most powerful country if you monkeys had half a brain.
>>674318510
Yeah, we know that...
Draw Thread: Cactus Dragon Edition
>>674320795
I like this one the most.
>>674318828
H-Here senpai!
>Critique the fuck out of me
>>674319296
No worries frand. I'll just msg you one tumblurrs then.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Krf3MbUm2P0
>>674320980
http://strawpoll.me/7103174/r
>stalemates.
C'mon gotta tip the vote somehow.
>>674320795
Hey, I requested that
I admit it I am the one who hacked her bf's shit. I fucked with them both and I ruined both their lives I made her think he did it I made him think she did it. I made ads on craigslist for a rape fantasy using his email. I used his disabled Okcupid profile to make a fake profile of her and posted nudes.
they both hd tons of videos and pics of each other. His email alone had countless videos. they seemed liked they were totally in love and I turned them against each other and made them think they were going crazy. I would hack into her webcam on her computer.
She
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>>674320368
post vid you fuckfag
>>674320368
Good job, you earned a picture of this thing that I have.
>>674320546
she managed to get all the motherless stuff taken down
only thing still up is this
nuvid video/273614/natalie-webcam-vi
>>674320368
proof or didnt happen. boring.
>>674320368
Who? What? Esplain youself.
Do you think I'm any cute? I'll post my kik if any of y'all want it
>>674319646
Id love it
I think you're cute as fuck, post kik
>>674319646
Definitely cute. Show your panties.
>>674319646
We have rules here, slut...
>>674319646
seems like trap
am i pretty? be honest
I wanna shove his head up my ass and then jerk off so I can feel my asshole clench around his neck
You're very pretty
Your head looks like a fucking bowling pin.
Your heads too narrow
>>674319076
top zozzle
