Hey /B/, I have to go for a little while can you watch over my chocolate milk?
No but I have dragon porn
>>674325450
BUT OP'S MILK
If you roll evens fap
If you roll odds go to bed
what about trips?
tricky, because i'm still fapping tonight
rawl
k
Can I have some honest rates?
>>674322104
can't be honest if the pic isn't honest
upzoz a pic from a better angle
I'd give you a poke
>>674322222
I am so honored, master of quints
>>674322206
ehhh I don't take many selfies, here's the only other one I have, and yes I know it's bad
if your not gay, get a face replacement.
>You will never own an slightly tanned frail, young and flirty qt trap
>You will never dress him and make him clean the manor in a skimpy french-maid outfit with his bareback and wearing visible sexy underwear
>You will never pin him unexpectedly into the wall choking his cucky lil neck with your hands
>You will never lift up his skirt to expose his bare and shaved beautiful boipussi
>You will never pound mercilessly that tight boipussi while he groans and squirms in his epsilon-male voice
>You will never fuck him so hard that he would start to have spasms of pleasure in the air just having your cock and the wall as his only support while you furiosly masturbate his small beta cock
> You will never unload all your load in a beautiful creampie while he cums on all the wall
> You will never see him collapse into a semen puddle on the floor almost unconscious in ecstasy with your delicious cum pouring out of his boipucci
>You will never look him sternly to the eyes grabbing his cuck cheek and face with one hand just to say "clean all this with your tongue", then you spread your butcheeks over his face "and this too"
> Why live
Also /Maid Trap/ Thread, How much would you pay for one? Would you show it/him to your friends? If you are a trap would you hire yourself to a rich alpha male as a technical sex and work slave?
>>674323679
Just end yourself you fucking faggot.
>op shits on trap cause they're fucking gay
>immediately asks for trap thread
Yeah faggot, you suck
>>674323679
No. I won't do all those things. Because I'm not a giant faggot like you OP
Which is the best suit for your trap maid to wear,
an actual french maid suit, a slutty version of it or a butler suit?
What orders would you give to him?
For those who don't know, Lula da Silva, brazilian ex-president just did a communist coup and Brazil is facing an imminent civil war.
I live in the South, so I never used a gun and everything I know about them was learned in movies. Implying I have about 3 or 4 days to get one and learn how to shoot before shit really hits the fan, how am I supposed to do it? Can I learn from youtube? Is 4 days enough?
Please, help us MAKE BRAZIL GREAT AGAIN!
Also, reply only if you are american or live in a country where guns are not demonized as they are in Brazil. Please, it's serious business now.
Turn off globo e vai p cama rapazinho. Os adultos vao tratar disso.
>>674321398
NÃO VAI TER GOLPE
>>674320853
yes I would try to do some tutorial research videos on youtube or search on google. it will depend whether you are going to use a rifle, handgun, automatic weapon, or shotgun. I would try the black market in your country since guns aren't as available as they are for me. and if you pay intense attention to and practice 4 days will do pretty good.
>amerifat here
So Pokebox anyone?
I lost my Arcanine but have an Arcanine in a box from my favorite cat.
nah, pokemon aren't for sexual
Loli Bread v3
Same OP from v2
>old thread hit limit
>>674324400
I was the OP of the other thread.
>>674324495
No you weren't lel
>>674324599
Yes I was lel
This thread is now about arguments.
>you are on a plane bound for Tokyo
>in the middle of the Pacific Ocean
>fire breaks out in the cabin and consumes the plane
wat do?
Uh burn to death
Have the pilot fly really low and then jump out of the plane into the cooling water
Stop, drop and roll.
>>674321236
Prepare to die. Jesus OP, your a stupid faggot.
If you go get me some dubs I'll let you hide under the blanket so Ozpin doesn't find you're hanging out in the girls dorm this late at night!
this has potential
k
lewd heathen
>>674322866
dubs decides which movie I watch tonight
Caligula
Ip man 3
A Serbian Film
>>674323146
Blue is the warmest color without subtitles
General Sh0ta bread?
General Sh0ta bread.
Either SS or just Sh0ta, but I'll let you guys decide.
Dragons fucking cars
:)
>>674321851
this is hot
Yeah well too bad we're all fucking Newfags or cancer.
Baka desu senpai
>>674323299
oh shit..
F/Nap Bread?
Odd fap
Even sleep
Dubs edge twice no cumming
Trips no fap for 3 days
Quads fap 4x without stopping.
>>674323904
Well.
Rolllll
rool
>>674323904
Roll
Is it wrong if I (senior in high school) ask out a freshmen? She is cute as fuck and I'm pretty sure she likes me (Always sits next to me, constantly talking and laughing together, she's actually funny and she's a fucking memer too) I feel like this girl was practically made for me. Only problem is age. Me 18 her 14 going on 15. I feel pretty weird that I like a girl this young, but I've really never connected with someone on some many different things. Am I a pedo /b/?
Pic unrelated
>>674321990
Depends
Does she look like she just came out of middle school or does she look relatively mature?
>>674321990
It's statutory rape if you start dating her, so don't get caught fag meister
>>674322246
She looks, acts, and dresses like she's 18.
+ 20 years
your 38
shes 34 - 35
fucking ram her
Atheists could simply kill ten thousand infants for no reason and they shouldnt feel bad about it because you cease to exist after death and you will not be punished?
No wonder atheism is Satan's masterplan and you degenerates are falling for it.
I'm pretty sure that mass murder is actual your gods thing
>>674321963
Burn ward next exit
I am a Mormon. Legitimately. Ask me any question, dubs gets my retarded ass answer. Also, fuck this website and the endless list of twelve year old faggots on it.
i live in provo and im not lds. your beliefs are a cult
sage goes in al lfields
>>674321680
No questions here. Just wanted to say you guys look like a bunch of faggots riding bikes with dress clothes on.
>>674321680
How much time are you required to spend proselytizing with your "partner"? Has it ever worked?
Why do you follow a false prophet? Every one of his "disciples" renounced him on their death bed.
Be a Catholic or a Protestant. Stop wasting your time.
Shower/bathing thread
pfdsafarwg
>>674322867
i was about to say you can't be that old of a poster but holy shit 2014 was 2 years ago
>>674322770
ahahaha, fair enough, the other ones I cant post cus of sound anyway
>>674322944
Anytime, just ask bae~
>>674322710
You can embrace it for me and tell me how it is.
>>674322710
Why would he deny himself of superior hair quality?
>>674322944
this is totally incorrect.
>>674323092
laze.
Marine fags get in here.
I enlisted about a month ago and have been going to PT's. I leave for boot June 27th. What should I expect and prepare for?
First tell us how many pulls up you can do and what you run time is faggot
>>674321729
Gimme a break. Like you aren't already all over YouTube watching it. Eyes open eyeballs click
>>674321953
8 pull ups.
First run time in IST was 16:25. Now it's down to 13:44. Recruiter said it wasn't bad but it's still shit.
>>674321729
went to mcrd san Diego last summer
it was shit
just boring tedious bull shit all day
some days you will be drilling all day long and it sucks.
You dont do anything fun
