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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
It's ⌚ for a YLYL thread GTF IN HERE.
>>674262605
⌚
moar like this, thread. Turned into Objects
>>674261632
um...hat to disappoint you m8
but shes just standing on a platform
no one's "turned her into" anything.
>>674262409
girls being used as objects, not actual objects lol
>>674262771
fair enough, but how does this qualify as being used?
they're just standing there
s/cartilage
lol! i llove peepee the toad! and u?!?!
>PEEPEE THREAD
>>674262748
>>674262748
Pepe's a frog faggot
what did i miss?
im at a friend's house with about 8 or 9 people. even dubs decide what i do
break shit
Slap that tool with the assassin's creed hat
>>674262201
Fuck really roll
>>674262247
I quit
>bye
>>674261236
Smash the faggy white sunglasses on the dago.
Hey /b/ros, me and a couple friends are gonna blaze up in Amsterdam this summer when university lets out and we al graduate. So I was wondering what the best lighter is for toking. Thanks, also just a general weed story thread.
The standard BIC lighters are fine. If you want something for joints and blunts exclusively, Zippos are nice. Otherwise just about any lighter will do. Of all the gear to worry about having with regards to smoking, a lighter should be the least of your concerns.
>>674262360
>smoking weed
>biggest concern lighter
WHAT KIND OF PAPER SHALL I USE??!11!!
I have everything else except for a dabber, but we don't do oils or blunts or joints for that matter. We have a single pipe and a hook between the five of us, and I heard that BIC burns out 1\3 of the THC is this true?
you are going to need this. it is 18 grand but it is the only acceptable choice for weed
We don't do joints all that much
Kirby has just absorbed you!
What power does he get?
>>674262559
Depression
Forever alone
>>674262664
You think you're fucking original.
Ebola
schnitzel , because i love schnitzels
Hey /b/, my school gave us links to surveys to fill out for our yearbook. I was hoping we could spam the fuck out of it so that what /b/ says is the first thing on the yearbook. The link is going to be the next post
>>674261938
shoot, nigga
holy fuck 4chan thinks it spam hold on
>>674262258
Add some sapces or replace "." and "/" with (dot) and (slash)...be creative
>>674261938
I took a screen shot of it
youtube com/watch?v=bg92QpjRcJk
How to post links
Last 2 digits is the age youll lose your virginity
Fuck
>>674262625
do I even want to?
whatever
well, let's see how close this is to the truth...
>>674262625
I already lost it though, when I was 19
Ylyl thread
It's ⌚ to eat ass. Can you see it too?
>>674262513
Is that a mouse?
>>674262658
It's a wharf guinea pig, dumbass.
>>674261740
yes its a watch
Waifu claiming thread. Version 2
>Atago = Castro
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>try to survive
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
Claimed
Ryougi Shiki claimed
>>674262773
>>674262662
<3
Obligatory claim.
>>674262638
Holy shit, that must have sucked all kinds of phallus. Sounds exactly like the kind of shit that would happy with me. Fucking sucks.
>>674262773
Nice, hope you have fun on it.
>>674262861
Super Eight? Can't say I've heard of that.
>Dark Knight Returns is the shit,...
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Friday 13th marathon!
>>674262802
ok
>>674262878
>>674262979
Bait thread
I need moar
>nigger
>nigger nigger
>nigger nigger nigger
>shdidifn Rd I fkfkskdnejsjdshsjsjwnj
>>674263044
A haiku by anon
Name my band please.
Dead men walking
Ali Baba & the Goat Fucking Crew
>>674262736
Islamic steak
>>674262736
Towelhead Ninjas
>>674262736
Goat rape against the machine
mom and son
Just got mcdicks
Dubs decide Wat do
Throw it away, buy some gym supplements and start training. Like me.
Pour fries onto burger, pour pop all over burger and fries then sit on and mush into bare ass
>>674262759
Throw it out and get some real food.
And this is from a fatass - you can do better.
>>674262759
Shove it in your ass. Record it
>>674262845
Roll
ITT:Post your favorite albums and have others guess things about you
>>674258575
you're not into music nearly as much as what you tell people you are
This
>>674259683
you were expecting someone to ask if you were older than 30 because of the album you posted. in fact you may have chosen it for that reason.
theres very few albums i can go back and listen to often without getting bored of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e67Q-sTHVhc
League of Legends rule 34
bump
Ask a beta fag who hasn't even been allowed an erection in 72 days anything.
why havent you killed yourself yet<
rhetorical question, dont answer
Why
>>674261681
Is this even possible?
>>674261770
Because my master wants me to focus entirely on pleasuring him. Pic is me unlocked the last time I cleaned.
How often do you get it in the ass?
My friend said that there are stars that are 10 times bigger than our Sun. Is it true?
>>674261982
Actually, the sun is the biggest star known in the observable universe
No our sun is the biggest thing in the universe
>>674261982
Look up Betelguise
Yes there are. Google it . Wow - did you hear? God changed his mind and because of the Zika virus it is now ok to wear contraceptives !! The Pope said it yesterday on his visit to Mexico - so I guess God must have told him, what, Wednesday? Cool.... But hang on, for 30 years the Vatican has told Africans that they can't wear condoms because that would be just plain wrong - and as a result thousands have died in agony and misery of AIDS !! But what has changed? Let's try and work it out. Now, the current Pope is from South America..... and the Zika virus is in South...
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>>674261982
No earth is flat sun is mirror, you might be gay how could you know
