My girlfriend makes me pay for a lot of stupid shit, like Christmas vacation, roadtrips, etc.
At Christmas I spent $2400 on her. She had to spend $350.
2 weeks ago I spent $1500 on a road trip to see my mom, with a rental car, with her, where she got free food and accomodation for 3 days.
She didn't chip in at all.
Now she wants me to pay for my fucking hotel room/casino venture for my birthday, in Niagara Falls. She says she needs to "save money for her Financial Manager license" at her place of work.
How do I tell this bitch to smarten the fuck up and chip in before I dump her ass?
Punch her in the face
Do something along the lines of, "Shit ain't cheap bitch, being together means together you should pay" Luckily me and my girlfriend pay for things alternatingly, but good luck bro
>>674265308
>My girlfriend makes me pay
99 problems
New hunger games cont from >>674257400
36 first in, duplicates will be ignored.
Sly Cooper
Lapis Lazuli
Rami Hikari
diego
Macar unu...
Un ce?
Un pachet de semințe?
>>674262279
niciunu'
>>674263307
ataaaaaatttt :)))
>>674262279
Da fratica , forta fie cu tine ! Traisca Ciolos !
Green text retard story
The story of Goshko
pic related
my first green text hope you guys enjoy
got everything pretyped so you wont wait long
>>674263831
this story builds up as the subject gorws older
>be me
>be 8 years old
>be on the street with the other kids infront of the block
>be playing with some toy cars on a drawn with chalk racing track
the idea is to give the cars a push so they travel enough but not to go out side of boundries
>gang is playing this for quite some time and seems pretty fun
>gang got bored out of it
>only me ang Goshko (who from here on we will call G) wanted to play more
>we thought we know the solution - we needed another track
>we decided to build one super huge track and we had some fresh asphalt pavement to draw it on
>been drawing for hours and finally finished
>show it to gang and they did not like it - too big
>we decide to play by ourselves
>after the game it was dark outside and some one gave the idea that it would be fun running in the dark completely naked
>somewhat sane i changed his mind and went home
This was the first time i noticed that G is stupid, but that never stopped me from playing with him and being best buds for a few years
and it was nothing special except that we were picked upon by oter kids
>>674263906
We moved away and after 3 years we go back
>FF 5 years
>see the gang all happy to see me back
>decide to play soccer with them to celabrate and to catch up
>G shows up with his now best to be friend Denis
>Denis is cool and intelligent and hangs out with G cuz mostly he does Denis' biding
>and like a thuner from a clear sky he spits out something
>sais say a joke (in native "kaji shega be" )
>i tarted to tell him the first joke that comes to mind
>G casts interupt and flash backs "say a joke"
>i try a different joke and then he stops me there again with the same phrase "say a joke"
>whattheactualfuck.tar.gz
>in awe i have no idea what the actual fuck is happening
>Denis intervines and explains to me that i have to say litterally "a joke" ( shega be )
>shell shocked i am out of words the only thing that i could come up with is to say fuck no
>he insists
>threaten to beat the shit out of him
>when he spits it out again i charge at him
>then i discovered that he has another superpower
>he fucking runs like a horse - i cant fucking catch up with him
>me.exe has stopped running
>fucking exhausted
>gang sais that they tried but no1 can catch that nigger-of-a-kind fuck
should i cont ?
>>674264063
this is the point where retardness builds up
>can't remember when
>one guy from the crew brakes his hand
>next day he has a cast
>crew calls broken hand guy the shaman
>shaman was really cool and simple man
>shaman was also as big as fuck and i mean not fat fucking huge
>when he showe next day he had a huge cast arround his already big arm
>his entire arm was casted almost to the shoulder
>then out of nowhere G fades onto the stage with Denis
>everything is cool cuz Denis is miring the cast so does G
>evryone is at this point talking with the shaman about other stuff (things that kids would be intrested at the age of 13-15 in te 90s )after a few questions regarding weater it hurts or not
>thunderstruck.gif
>it's been already good 10 minutes after the cast is no longer a subject of discusion and G drops A Question
>"did the doctor put the cast on you? "
>needless to say no body cared weather it is a doctor , nurse , a priest or some1 else and not to mention it was rather self explanatory
>we started bashing him with words and then more retarded questions came out
>questions that cannot be recreated in any scientific environment
>we felt obligated to beat the stupid shit out of him
>needless to say we did not catch him
>after this day every1 knew that this soccer monkey had another super power: to ask THE questions
Going to be getting fucked later. So to get me in the mood. Trap Thread.
>>674264653
Ask a Riot employee anything!
I'll answer questions about upcoming content and whatever u ask!!
who is the next champion and/or update after the dragon? i already know but am testing you.
>>674264641
when is urgot gonna have a rework ?
The next champion after Aurelion Sol will be a Piltover champion. He will be a top laner/jungler! :)
There isn't really a date for that. The Urgot rework has been iceboxed.
مرحبا أيها الإخوة . اليوم ونحن نقف ضد الإمبريالية الغربية . الله أكبر.
الموت لأمريكا
>inb4 وهمية و مثلي الجنس
إقتل نفسك
لإخلاص للقانون الصوفي بين السبب والنتيجة من خلال الصوت
إنهاء حياتي من فضلك
ضد الإمبريالية الغربية . الله أكبر.
does /b/ (especially germanfags) have any nudes of coldmirror?
they´re very hard to come by and i´m not even sure there are some
tough i know for certain there is one quite fappable pic ob her in a bikini when she wasn´t as fat yet (I think 2008)
>>674260670
es gibt hier viel ekelhaftes
aber das geht zu weit
du solltest dich schämen
>>674260670
was bist du bitte für ein lebewesen?
>>674260670
Ich wusste ja es gibt einen fetish für jeden Mist. Aber das ist nun wirklich zu viel.
Areolas...
Do you prefer big or small areolas? Brown or pink?
>>674262973
Small and pink but will settle for big and pink is also like my pushy pink aswell and no roast beef
Large... Don't really care about color
she has very small tits and fairly large areolas when they are in their "puffy state"
1/..
START ROLLING
Rolling for vicepresident
Barack Obama
>>674264251
Rolling
Hillary Clinton
Last one ended so fast, here's another bomb!
See ya ghouls
Ayy
boop
end
ethan bradberry thread
>>674261554
HELLO I'M ETHAN BRADBERRY
IM ITAN BRADBERI
you cahnt b seerious jeef cahmon
Itt: children
Dubs decides what I get engraved. At the Pearl Harbor Memorial.
NiggerFaggot™
Make America Great Again
>>674261875
Banzaiiiiiii
>>674262882
/thread
dick r8 bread?
>>674262209
7.5/10
Rate?
>>674263080
7.5/10
rate please?
Just be yourself.
>>674261100
be more beta
tell her you browse 4chan
>>674261100
ask her
>>674261317
/thread
>>674261100
Get a girlfriend first, then ask
Friends you'd fuck
>>674262246
Well played, Anon!
bwokies !
It`s that time again
>>674263353
what took you so long
It's ⌚ for a YLYL thread GTF IN HERE.
>>674262605
moar like this, thread. Turned into Objects
>>674261632
um...hat to disappoint you m8
but shes just standing on a platform
no one's "turned her into" anything.
>>674262409
girls being used as objects, not actual objects lol
s/cartilage
