Voice Thread
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0cajLRUQTgV
>>704522704
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0iZeSIh0oMD
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1d78VOw1vrB
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1bWl3P5WRaM
<3
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0llYSrNCl1W
>>704524535
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0llYSrNCl1W
You should have your own radio show
Well, about three months ago I told you faggots and m'ladies I was in line to inherit about 820 million dollars from my faggot uncle who molested me as a kid.
After a good lengthy amount of legal shit and signing papers and waiting for shit, it's official. I am the richest motherfucker on /b/. A lot of you were begging for shit from me last time, but now shit is settled and i may just make some dreams come true right now
First to roll trips gets $3000
Quads gets $40,000
I'll believe it when I see it
>>704536150
Gotta be in it to win it
Roll
Huh
Fuck it roll
K
All of you whiteboys need to accept your inferority. Blacks are stroner, bigger and fater than whiteboys every could be and wer'e much more intellegent. Just give up and accept your extincton. It will be much less panful for you.
nigger
Go home /pol/
glazed over all the nigger mumbo jumbo to enjoy those nice milk white tits
Indeed, they are fater and stroner. Wer'e so inverior we shoud killself
>>704516403
>wer'e much more intelligent
don't make me laugh you nigger
Secrets thread!
Tell us your secrets and confessions, /b/
I'm gonna fuck your mom OP
>>704525333
my mom is recovering from a cancer op. Fucking would probably pop stitches.
I bump dying threads
I was phone.
>>704526054
but who was car??
do i need to lose weight be honest. also would you fuck me. 125 pounds 5'7
>>704534601
Nah, don't change a thing OP.
>Great hips
>That gap
>Good skin
9/10 based on this pic
>5'7
Mmm...nah. You're fine though, just like shorter girls.
No and yes lose the clothing
you dont need to lose any weight. youre gorgeous
Does she often get asked to wear a bag?
Today is just a shit day, anyone down for a feels thread?
Dumping
1/?
2/?
3/?
4/?
I'm black and I'm from Europe but I can understand you well. I'm tired of b and all it's racism! Internet is full of racist jokes and videos about black people. Do you think that's funny? It's not you fuckers. Do you really think that white people are the best? Then you are wrong. You are just jealous because black people are superior race. We are more intelligent and we have better genes. Black people are superior because:
1) We are more intelligent
2) Black children develop faster
3) We have awesome resistance to the sun
4) We are
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>>704526436
*its
>>704526436
Shut up nigger bitch. Tl;dr
What did the Asians ever do?
>>704526503
Rekt
>>704526436
Some /b/tard paid you five bucks to suck his dick, then offered some change extra if you took this picture and posted this, didn't he? You can tell us.
no butts allowed
BUT I FOOKING LOVE BUTTS ;~;
>>704526352
You should be spanked.
>>704527042
>>704527147
stop this
California Thread 760 reporting
818 anyone?
bump
bummp
>>704527611
>562
where the 760 hoes at
Colorado thread
fort collinsfag checking in
>>704521505
How is it up there, that's the one place I've never really been
Lakewood fag btw
Co springs/Monument
>>704521573
It's nice man. So many beautiful girls from CSU, lots of beer and shit
>>704521613
Nice where at? My parents live in Larkspur
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>704509293
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
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still here
>>704525905
https://youtu.be/gsoNl0MzDFA
>Interior lights are fucked
>Radio is kill
>Ignition is fucked
>Locks are fucked
>Windows are fucked
>Mfw my new car is literally showing how much of a project its really going to be
Rollerino
Roll
roll
>>704527153
Roll
>>704527153
Raz
Fuck
s/fur
now what
>>704525655
Tears and self-loathing.
You know the drill. No re-rolls allowed. Suicide mode rules apply: Dubs, trips, quads die in their sleep tonight. Now roll pussies. Death get are the only real winners! I'll see u on the other side faggots.
Roll.
>>704529446
I'd roll it. lets see how I do!
lets see if i even screw up an hero
Roll
>>704529446
nigga fuck yes I would
porn webm thread
>>704517643
Name??
>>704518172
you either live under a rock or mommy doesn't know your up on a school night
>I'm with her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pdh CmXLG1lw
>>704520773
Let's
Dude... This is like kicking a brain-damaged puppy.
>>704521146
>>704520773
lmfao
>>704520773
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxtlX-Iq1W4
Does /b/ have any questions for a badass?
Military/vet/prior service thread
>>704528641
Why not a real mans branch
>>704528641
>E-1
>>704528771
It's the best branch America has to offer
>>704528641
You're a fucking E-1... Probably just graduated basic. You suck.
>>704528641
how does it feel to be a pawn in the Rothschild's game
Superpowers with limits thread
I'll start
>Can fly
>>704529197
cant slow down
>>704529197
But can't come back down.
>have x-ray vision.
>>704529500
Can only see the skeleton
>>704529500
>Your dick shrinks half a cm Everytime you use it
>>704529500
but only in darkness
>dont have to sleep
My neighbor rang at my door this evening with her 2 yo daughter.
She asked me if I could keep an eye on her for an hour since she had something urgent to do. I agreed.
Then 30 minutes later she texts me.
"Sorry, things didn't turn well, I won't come back before 1 or 2 days, please take care of Roxane (her daughter's name)"
Then another "Sorry, I can't explain now, I tell you everything when I come back. I beg you to help me just for this time."
Then nothing, and she probably turned down her phone cause
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pics of her belly button then put her to sleep
OP you came to the wrong place for help, expect people say g to rape her. Honestly I'd just call the cops
>>704514981
Report the mother to Child Services for neglecting her kid.
>>704515230
This.
>>704514981
Give it 2 days, nothing happens - call cops. Is mom hot?
Groups of naked girls thread.
Get in here!
>>704515428
Man, none of them look very happy. Look at the one on the left. She looks pissed.
>>704515594
they have that angry sexy look