Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713851708
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>>713866057
I barely know any g-funk. I've been meaning to get more into it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkEcNmBPlVg
Chen made Sachi ragquit?
Hilarious
FB / IG FAP THREAD
I HAVE LIKE +3000 PICS
CHOOSE WHAT YOU WANT.
>PIC RELATED
>>713874638
Top aus pls
>>713874638
I like the sound of "JB IG"!
No ylyl?YLYL
>>713866283
>>713866283
what is ylyl?
Please die. We won't want you here anymore. We've been enduring your banana shitposting for two whole years now. Think about that for a minute. Do you realize what can occur in two years? In two years, a baby can be born, learn to walk, speak, and, if it's advanced enough, even be potty-trained. The very fundamentals of motor skills, human interaction and sanitation can be learned by a mere infant in a span of two years. That's the amount of time you've spent ruining YLYL threads on 4chan with pictures of bananas. While there are babies out there opening their eyes to magic of their own very existence, you're sitting in your room crying yourself to sleep, muttering "Thanks Lori" in between gasps of air while realizing that nobody loves you. And it's your own damn fault that nobody loves you. You've shunned everybody you've ever known, turned them away in favor of a meme. Your mother is heartbroken that she'll never be able to see you get married, she'll never be able to be a grandmother, all because you'd rather spend your time telling anonymous message board users to "save it, it's all yours my friend."
You're a fucking wreck and I think I speak for everybody when i say that we've had enough of your shit. Maybe it's time for you to pull your head out of your ass and realize just what the fuck you've become. Maybe, JUST MAYBE, with enough work, you can turn your life around and become somebody worthwhile. At the very least, you can die saying you tried to do something other than waste everybody's time with a stupid fucking picture of a banana.
s/fur bread ride
It doesn't hurt when it begins
But as it works its way on in
The pain grows stronger, watch it grin.
Alos, I happen to be using Sennheiser CX-300 II's as back up.
2latem8
>>713873050
floof
>>713873188
Get more Sennheiser.
NUDE GAME AS IT SHOULD BE
Rules
1.Post clothed pic of gf/wife/friend with a number
2.If you get a reply with same number deliver
3.If DUBS another clothed is required
4.If TRIPS topless
5.IF ANY ANON HAS OR FINDS A NUDE OF YOUR GF/WIFE/FRIEND, HE OWNS HER HE CAN POST WHATEVER HE LIKES AND ASK YOU ANYTHING PICS OR NAME
6. You can roll as many times as you want as long as each roll is it's own post, not a reply to another roll (so OP can see it)
Start with 5
4
>>713868595
tits
>>713868595
ass
>>713868595
FF nude with face
Hello.
I have 50 personal questions I would like to ask you. Please roll for them.
If you answer a question and post a pic, I’ll give you another, based on your number.
I only have 50, if you roll over 50, then please reroll.
Please don’t roll unless you are prepared to answer honestly. Thank you.
roll
roll
why not, roll
>>713867994
Rolling.
Secrets thread
I went to my Local ABS got my dollars out picked a booth and sat down dropped my pants and greased up my dick then I reached into my coat pocket and took out the huge log of shit(in a paper towel) I expelled this morning I stuffed it in my mouth and began to jerk off I pushed my door open a bit and soon someone was peeking in I pushed it open farther so he could see me clearly sucking the shit and stroking my dick I had no need forcontact as I was almost cumming from just being watched sucking my shit log and jerking off soon a small crowd was watching(about 3 or 4 guys) I was rubbing shit into my nipples and licking at the loaf in my hand one guys gioes , What is that in your mouth, SHIT!!! well he went to the attendent and must have told about the shitpig in booth 7 soon the girl(about 19 or so, kinda fat and ugly, a lesbian I believe) throws my door open there I am cock in hand, turd in mouth and smeared on my nipples orgasm swelling out of me, squirting all over myself she stares at me for a second before calling me a nasty motherfucking pig orders me out stands to watch while I get dresses , wrap up the turd and head for the door she tells me to NEVER NEVER come back but the thrill was complete, I got to eat shit and jerk off for a group , including a female the excitment will drive my mastabatory fantasies for years!!!! I loved it , never has anything so hot ever happened to me Thanks for reading
>>713859524
Fag
Been fucking my sis in law for about 5 years now.
>>713860457
Pics
ITT: Babes with short hair.
Post pics.
>>713852231
short hair makes them go from fuckable to unfuckable real quick
like, for example, op's picture would probably be a 7/10 with long hair. the short hair instantly drops it to a 1/10
>>713852942
horrifying
Draw Thread - Paralysis Edition
>Take or give request
>Interact or roleplay with others
>Threadly reminder that you can always git more gud
>Don't be afraid to try a request yourself
>New Drawfriends are ALWAYS desired
TOOLS:
https://www.systemax.jp/en/sai/ (PaintTool SAI, ¥5400, nearly all drawfags use it)
http://www.clipstudio.net/en (Clip Studio Paint Pro, $49.99, also sorta popular)
https://medibangpaint.com/en/ (MediaBang Paint, Freeware)
https://krita.org/ (Krita, Freeware)
http://firealpaca.com/en (Firealpaca, Freeware)
RESOURCES:
http://drawabox.com/ (Learn to Draw)
http://alexhays.com/loomis/ (Loomis)
If you don't know where to start, start with 'Fun With A Pencil'. Loomis is a meme for a reason.
FIGURES and REFERENCES:
http://www.quickposes.com/pages/random
http://www.artmodeltips.com/poses/
http://www.eggazyoutatsu.net/eng/atarichanDrawer.html
http://www.posemaniacs.com/
http://artprompts.org/ (Art Prompts)
TABLET:
https://www.reddit.com/r/stylus/wiki/index (List of Tablets)
Intuos Draw/Art (formerly Bamboo) is fairly cheap and solid ($64/$79 USD Amazon)
Ask a Drawfriend
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>>713843269
Do seizures count?
Requesting Rukia doing something cute or cool with any pokemon in this album
Pokemon refs: http://imgur.com/a/700pN
Rukia refs: http://imgur.com/a/qItQA
Requesting Poof cumming a sticky load on oppai-loli Goldie Goldenglow's large tits. Bonus points if Goldie say something like, "Are my boobies too much for you?"
FB / IG Fap Thread, Ver 9000
For the guy who requested her
sorry if you cant handle the truth /b/...
Fuck those savages. Heil Columbus!
faggots should have been stronger
only the best prosper in life
Stupid fucking Injuns died?? oh boo hoo you fucking google lover.
>>713860906
This.
feet
>>713859828
Redtube fap roulette. Last 7 (or 6 if not available) digits. Redtube.com/xxxxxxx
k roll
reroll
>>713865719
Roll
roll
pics you shouldn't share v.9000
>gf
any interest?
Sluts you know
Want some nice sluts insta?
>>713860888
Mom or daughter
Katie dubrouillet in the right, cheerleader and gymnast with a fat ass
No cringe thread? Cringe thread.
What are some of your red flags with women?
Running away mostly
>>713861242
Whatever is the opposite of that sauce?
If they like me
>>713861242
Im colorblind in the realworld and in my love life. All I see is flags.
Stop hating muslims! What did they ever do to you!?
>>713851176
Sneak into my country, try to establish the culture from the shithole they left, take advantage of the welfare system and want me dead.
intolerant religious programming makes me nervous when uncivilized is encouraged
>>713851176
Well some of them tried to become among my best friends, and succedeed.
Yeah, arseholes, I know...
>>713851176
I'll tell you what they did to me.
They made me have a president who's more concerned with social issues than the economy. They made America once again vote with their dicks instead of their brains because people are now more afraid of social justice warriors than our tanking economy. Muslims were once again a meaningless talking point for a candidate that the DNC couldn't defeat. My fucking dad could have beaten Donald Trump, and my dad sucks.
Fuck you muslims for being relevant. Go away. Stop blowing shit up for like 1 week and maybe Americans will care about how they don't even own their money.
Here's a fun time waster that you totally haven't seen a shit ton of times.
>>713848541
You're a loving machine
Chubby Thread
Wife's tit
