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White people hate thread.
Fuck you crackers.
>>714706561
Not even your nigger's hate whites lol
>>714706938
U jelly WHITEY.
>>714706561
>>714707115
Lol you wish, I am not even white I am Asian
fuc wite pepole!!!!!!!! #BlackLivesMatter #FUCK THAPOLECE
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: >>714702818
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>No heresy
>No stealing (unless tripsguy gets trips)
>No lewding (Juvia is exempted from this rule)
>Occasional RP never hurt anyone
>Discussion is the only thing to do here
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カラミチーマス
>>714709643
No, best Madoka.
Sameji claim'd
>yfw he still follows us and wants our attention
>>714709084 [muffin]
goodnight muffin
>>714709303 [shinoa]
how are you?
>>714709371 [houkie]
glad it went smooth
not up to anything, should sleep soon
YLYL
>>714711057
so fake
how this bitch going to fall for that and know how to deflate her tires?
why aren't you with the girl/boy you love?
>love
What the fuck is it? I've never seen it..
the hiccup is gonna KILL ME
Had kid with other woman, stuck around to raise
>>714710222
it's long distance and im a poor neetfag
>>714710765
she's retarded
fb / ig fap
>>714707184
Good evening, Anonymous! Come hang out in the shrine for a while.
>Tarot readings for repeating digits (dubs, trips, etc.)
>Fortune cookies for names (make one up if you want!)
>For readings, try to set a topic. It doesn't have to be specific, but it can be as specific as you want. Ask a question or just pick a general area to focus on.
>(Examples: love life, finances, career, etc.)
>GETs can be donated to others,
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First
-Sweet Roll
Ever on and on, I continue, circling w-with nothing but my love in a carousal of agony...
Welcome back
>>714711901
http://vocaroo.com/i/s18xVdJuUFBM
-Koi
>>714712004
Boo-tee
No guns, melee weapon only. Can you take her? How?
>>714703186
I would just pay her to kill you
shes slow, so knife, charge in full speed, shank her
>>714703186
Spear probably, just stab her because she doesn't know shit about actual applicable sword fighting.
>>714703186
Just wait for her to throw a weak ass attack, deflect, counter. She's a weak little bitch who probably practiced that for over 80 hrs.
>>714703186
its obvious that the sword is way too heavy for her to swing properly
Who is this? It looks like my old bosses daughter and I must have all the pics. for reasons of fap.
bumping with vidya
anon,
what's the best advice you've ever received ?
>>714702873
When you're really drunk and need to take a piss without missing the toilet, cover one eye. You'll have perfect aim.
>>714702873
nobody ever gave me any good advice
>>714702873
Sauce??
>>714703620
Just sit down dumarse
"Don't be an idiot"...changed my life.
draw thread: i actually drew a request edition
If you're taking requests:
Draw Yotsuba wearing an MF DOOM mask, if you haven't already done so before
Please and thank you. God bless
Hi thread have a slimy Lilly I'm working on
To fay, or whoever drew this, thank you! It's hot as fuck!
taking requests
confirmed dead.
RIP great anon who an hero yesterday local news covered it. Waiting for repeat to TiVo it.
Was from Yuctan Mexico
>>714698104
history behind this?
awesome!
>>714698104
Team 3cc
Details?
>>714698438
bumpp
s/fur
Fox are best
>>714707678
There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.
I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time...
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Nudes Game!
bumping
where is the man with the webms?
>>714703099
yeah need more of his girl
>>714702732
tits
No loli thread?
Let's change that.
>>714701409
Looks like a show. Source?
Pics you shouldn't share
>>714706117
>>714706619
More!
Alright... Which one of you bastards have them??? Give em up and no one gets hurt!
>>714701189
Lurk moar and learn to Google. Spoiler: there's no actual nudity
Bump
farts and shit
You're welcome
Maisie time!
ITT: Drugs. What're you on tonight /b/
loadsa indica, feels good man
>>714700333
Also, can anyone help me with coke? I put some on my gums to test, and it was only a bit numb. Tasted gross, but now I feel weird
>>714700505
Your'e gonna be fine
>>714700333
Alllooottt of methylphenidate, feeling great
smoking tiny bit of weed left and drinking beer
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
boxxy makes me feel funny in my pants
I'm killing myself early 2017 (once my life insurance policy covers suicide).
I own a condo with life insurance covering the mortgage. I have 189K in life insurance through my work.
I've been planning on this for a very long time. But I'm not sure how I want to distribute the insurance.
Mom - crazy asshole, rich anyway, nothing
Sister 1 - not close with, rich, probably leaving nothing
Sister 2 - has lots of money (waitress who gets lots in tips) but is not rich, doesn't claim tips so is poor on paper
Dad - high income, not
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>>714700834
all these rich crazy people in your life and you think money matters at all?
you're not suicidal, you're fucking retarded
>>714700999
My mom is the only crazy person, and that was just my short way of saying she's a bitch and I don't want to leave her anything.
What's your point though? And I'm using rich loosely. Not like mansion rich, but six figures rich.
>>714700834
>not killing yourself now and ruining everyone's christmas
To be truthful, I don't think you should commit suicide. If you still want to commit suicide, then you should probably leave your dad and sister 2 75% of your 189k. You should leave your mom and sister 1 5% altogether because your mom probably helped you in the past in some way(same goes for your 1st sister). Lastly, I suppose leaving your 'friend' 20% is good enough. This is my opinion but I hope by the end of 2016, you change your mind in committing suicide. Take care!
>>714700834
If your dad was shitty, i wouldnt leave him anything. Leave it to your ex with the kid. At least you could save that kids life. Maybe leave some to a charity or a college if it makes you feel better.
and good luck anon, i hope all is peaceful and painless.
would you like to discuss anything? method?
Got sent a video of my gf sucking some dudes dick.
Please /b/ros, post them feels.
Also a YLYL to help forget
>Pic meirl
thats what happens when you deposit your happiness on a sociopathic slitter
wanna know the funny part? youll keep falling for it over and over again.
LMAO
Get cucked
I wish my girlfriend would send me a video of her sucking another guy's dick. Feels bad man.
