Faces of /b/ thread, rate, knock yourself out
>>713027481
6.5ish
Rate cuz why not
and im here now
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>713018614
rallin
>>713018628
das ist sehr gut
z0ll!
rollan
roll
>>713021591
i wish
hopefully one that looks like this
i doubt it but ill post anyway to keep myself optimistic.
So shadman made this.
In case you're not aware, this is supposed to be LtCorbis, and 11 year old YouTube personality.
Now normally loli doesn't really faze me much, but something about this literally being a real life child is just really creepy to me, and it's making me triggered.
What does /b/ think?
It's in pretty poor taste. And it's the kind of flirting with the line that gets people to actually come after you.
>>713015177
I wanna punch that loli in the face.
>>713015177
>triggered
>>713015177
I jacked off to her before
No YLYL? Come on /b/....
I wish the ylyl could be funny. Make ylyl funny again!!!
Celeb Thread Part Deux
you shouldnt start these threads with such a gross bitch in the OPP
You can stay under my umbrella.
>>713026072
I've seen worse
HALT, THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS GOING THROUGH THESE PARTS, SINGLES MAY PASS. DUBS ARE ARRESTED!
>>713021003
nothing to see here, my dude
DUBS BELONG TO THE NORDS
>>713021003
i dint do nuffin wrong offcer
Sup, my name is criminal scum. Have a nice day.
Drawthread: Nobody's making one Edition
>>713019589
I'll show you, I'll become mediumly well known without tits
>>713021164
You just need to either have an interesting personality or top tier art. Or both.
Silent and good.
hello everybody.
FB fap thread
>>713019777
>>713019902
Bored what's up guys
Post full tits with timestamp
>>713024850
Shove a fucken pen up your ass already
Dubs says you lick your arms completely and take a pic of it after.
>>713024850
bad bait.
http://milflink.tumblr.com
Lets play a game
Replace one word in a movie title with "nigger"
- Law abiding nigger
Black Nigger Down
Free Nigger
A series of unfortunate niggers
There will be niggers
No Fluffy abuse?
>>713016339
can't post as i am on phone, but i'll merrily bump
Bottomless thread
ready
>>713015986
Thread Cont.! Let's get OP laid!
>>713018438
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
In.
>>713026820
Let's go!
http://itsfemininepenis.tumblr.com
Lets get a trap/trans meet up going
Post your zip/postcode, if someone is nearby you have to meet up
Go
Tfw no traps 586 ever
Tfw no face
323
>/b/ is /soc/ now
just kill yourself famalamas
865
no chubby thread? chubby thread.
Anyone like these
>>713013071
I know a cute one irl, but I have no idea what to do with her.
>>713013296
get your shit tier cows out of here
Perfect pussy thread
Juicy pussies welcome
Bump
>>713010703
Bumping again
ITT: Forgotten Cartoons.
>>713017393
One more thing.
>>713017393
The grass is always greener on the other side.
>>713017551
Shit i first learned about this show reading one of those scholastic book magazines they used to give us.
These are not the s/fur droids you are looking for
LOL!!!!! XD
HE TOOK A FAMOUS STAR WARS QUOTE AND PUT "s/fur" INTO IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLEVER!!!!
Kill yourself right now. Die by your own hand. It's the only fate you deserve.
>>713019201
Didn't mean to trigger you bro - take a hugbox break
/b I gots a question. If an intruder broke into my home in the middle of the night do I have the right to shoot him? If not why, I'm defending my family as he could be armed. I live in iowa btw
As long as you live in a flyover state, I'm fairly certain you can invoke the right of castle doctrine without too much legal blowback.
That said, always ALWAYS practice target identification before shooting. Yell that you have a gun and for them to identify themselves.
Don't wanna shoot a friend or relative on accident.
This is now a post guns thread
>>713010933
>Don't wanna shoot a friend or relative on accident.
but all of the people in states that matter want you to kill a friend of relative.
>>713010238
you'd to check the laws in iowa
in TX, deadly force is justified.
i ain't skeered, though...my dawgs will take care of the dirty work. :)
>>713011735
Well the Brady campaigners do so they can fuel the flames of gun grabbing with statistics on how "autistic computer nerd boy shoots brother on accident. Guns r bad mmk!"
