Waifu claiming thread.
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>>713020062
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
I'm here to ERP big tit 2d sluts
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0ztCA4bxNrQ
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Unique tits and tit appreciation thread.
>>713012551
>>713012831
Yes.
>>713012831
inverted nipples, don't like
puu(dot)sh(slash)su76M(dot)ogg
>Come in for advice, fortune-telling, and friendly conversation.
>GETS (dubs, trips, etc.) can request a tarot reading from me.
>Ask for a general reading, or suggest a topic, or ask a question for the cards! The more information I have about what you want to know, the more informative your reading might be.
>Leave a name (nickname, real name, or made up name) for a fortune cookie, courtesy of the junior shrine maidens if they're available. You can receive fortune cookies even if you don't GET!
>GETs can be donated to others, but you have to be specific about who gets it.
>I ask that you don't donate readings to people who weren't seeking them, or to people whose questions are better suited for mundane advice.
>Patience and love! It takes a while to write up readings, and if I have a lot of requests you may be waiting a bit. Hang out with us while you wait!
>If it seems like I missed you, feel free to remind me.
>Leave internet drama at the gate, please!
>>713026158
sup raymooo
>puu(dot)sh(slash)su76M(dot)ogg
lol wut?
>>713026320
Sup?
not sleeping this time
Faces of /b/ thread, rate, knock yourself out
>>713027481
6.5ish
Rate cuz why not
and im here now
HALT! Dies ist ein Deutscher Kontrollpunkt!
By order of der Führer, hand over your papers!
Roll:
1 - Armed Resistance Fighter. Re-roll, if 1-5: You die in the firefight, if 6-9: You safely manage to retreat. 0 = You kill the guards single handedly.
2 - Innocent German civilian, released.
3 - Criminal, arrested on sight.
4 - Juden, arrested on sight Re-roll, if 1-9: You get Shoah'd. 0 = Rothschild family saves you.
5 - Gestapo, released.
6 - Loyal National Socialism supporter/Honorary Aryan, released.
7 - LOST PAPERS, temporarily detained. Re-roll to find true identity during your interrogation.
8 - German Soldier on leave, released.
9 - Homosexual, arrested on sight.
0 - Disabled individual, sent to a German insane asylum. Re-roll, if 1-5: You break out & can re-roll, if 6-9: You stay in the asylum. 0 = Deemed sane & legally released.
Special Gets:
Even x2 - Schutzstaffel, released.
Odd x2 - Undercover allied spy, inconsistent papers - detained and interrogated. Re-roll, if 1-5: Released, if 6-9: Sent to POW camp. 0 = Allied troops break you out.
00 - Hitler's dog, Blondi. Given a treat & released.
88 - Kommandant of Auschwitz, Rudolf Höss. Glory to Deutschland!
1488 - Der Führer's very own mustache in it's glorious entirety.
x3 - Hitler's right hand man, Heinrich Himmler. Glory to Deutschland!
x4 - Der Führer's Fräulein, Eva Braun. Glory to Deutschland!
x5 - Der Führer Adolf Hitler himself, leader of Fascist Germany. Glory to Deutschland!
>>713018614
rallin
>>713018628
das ist sehr gut
z0ll!
rollan
roll
>>713021591
i wish
hopefully one that looks like this
i doubt it but ill post anyway to keep myself optimistic.
So shadman made this.
In case you're not aware, this is supposed to be LtCorbis, and 11 year old YouTube personality.
Now normally loli doesn't really faze me much, but something about this literally being a real life child is just really creepy to me, and it's making me triggered.
What does /b/ think?
It's in pretty poor taste. And it's the kind of flirting with the line that gets people to actually come after you.
>>713015177
I wanna punch that loli in the face.
>>713015177
>triggered
>>713015177
I jacked off to her before
No YLYL? Come on /b/....
I wish the ylyl could be funny. Make ylyl funny again!!!
Celeb Thread Part Deux
you shouldnt start these threads with such a gross bitch in the OPP
You can stay under my umbrella.
>>713026072
I've seen worse
HALT, THERE ARE ILLEGAL DUBS GOING THROUGH THESE PARTS, SINGLES MAY PASS. DUBS ARE ARRESTED!
>>713021003
nothing to see here, my dude
DUBS BELONG TO THE NORDS
>>713021003
i dint do nuffin wrong offcer
Sup, my name is criminal scum. Have a nice day.
Drawthread: Nobody's making one Edition
>>713019589
I'll show you, I'll become mediumly well known without tits
>>713021164
You just need to either have an interesting personality or top tier art. Or both.
Silent and good.
hello everybody.
FB fap thread
>>713019777
>>713019902
Bored what's up guys
Post full tits with timestamp
>>713024850
Shove a fucken pen up your ass already
Dubs says you lick your arms completely and take a pic of it after.
>>713024850
bad bait.
http://milflink.tumblr.com
Lets play a game
Replace one word in a movie title with "nigger"
- Law abiding nigger
Black Nigger Down
Free Nigger
A series of unfortunate niggers
There will be niggers
No Fluffy abuse?
>>713016339
can't post as i am on phone, but i'll merrily bump
Bottomless thread
ready
>>713015986
Thread Cont.! Let's get OP laid!
>>713018438
GET IN HERE FAGGOTS
In.
>>713026820
Let's go!
http://itsfemininepenis.tumblr.com
Lets get a trap/trans meet up going
Post your zip/postcode, if someone is nearby you have to meet up
Go
Tfw no traps 586 ever
Tfw no face
323
>/b/ is /soc/ now
just kill yourself famalamas
865
no chubby thread? chubby thread.
Anyone like these
>>713013071
I know a cute one irl, but I have no idea what to do with her.
>>713013296
get your shit tier cows out of here
Perfect pussy thread
Juicy pussies welcome
Bump
>>713010703
Bumping again
