You will now be promoted for your new army rank, Start rolling:
>1= Private
>2= Corporal
>3= Seargant
>4= Squad Leader
>5= Lieutenant
>6= Colonel
>7= Brigadier
>8= General
>9= 5 Star General
>0= Commander
>22,44,66,88 = Supreme Commander
>33,55,77,99 = Elite I
>222,444 = Elite V
>Off by 1 quads or 999 = Elite X
>2222,4444,6666,8888 = Emperor
>3333,5555,7777,9999 = Deathmachine
>Quints = Any rank you want can be not included in this game
>Septs = Mothership of Earth
alright
Rolling for private
>>700471911
private
Rolling
Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:
>>700469729
Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
>inb4 these fags spam the beginning of another thread so no one takes their qt anime grill pillow
>>700477371
>furry waifu
just kill yourself right now
Claiming felix
>Most importantly, Ayase claimed!
Pay attention to me
Drawthread: cans.wav edition
Hey, how's it going? What should I draw for you guys?
Any tips for a totally sane guy that's in love with pech?
Rate us femanons.
>>700476950
dat chest acne
>>700476950
Cute face
>>700477366
How do I fix it?
>>700477366
Kys
pics you shouldn't share
How dare you insult women like this? This is highly immoral uploading womens private parts on the net for everyone to see. Fucking sicko dont you have any humanity?
Im glad they are catching up with laws against this shit, it wont happen anymore soon, and people like you will be made as public examples getting 5 years with bubba.
Chubby slut ex have moar if want
>>700480420
lets see more
>>700480394
The racial stereotyping.
(continued from previous thread, starting from the beginning for the new people)
Alright /b/, this is the story of how my Mother and I ran a cult.
To clarify what kind of cult we're talking here, no, there were no human sacrifices, no one drank any cool aid, and no one ever got killed.
There was a lot of sex, a lot of good feelings, and only the occasional beating and child abduction.
By the time things fell apart, we had a commune the size of a small town, with almost five hundred people living across a few densely populated farms and homesteads, with a metric fuckton of farm land around it.
Just a heads up, I was a horny bisexual teenager given more or less free reign over hundreds of people, so this story has lots of messed up shit, including incest, some pedophilia and ephebophilia, lots of manipulation, and the occasional bit of violence, so if that's not your jam, peace.
For the most part things were sunshine and rainbows, but towards the end when the law started getting involved, I was in a pretty bad place.
So this is also, eventually, the story of how I got past what I'd become, mostly by traveling and talking to older people who'd seen some shit.
There are a lot of things to go over here, so I've kind of broken this up into different sections of mixed text/greentext talking about how things started, how we actually did some of the more nefarious/deviant stuff, and of course, plenty of sex stories sprinkled in here and there for the more masturbatorially inclined among you.
>>700438996
Oh cool, I was hoping you'd be back.
==Intro===
So.
>Be me.
>Be 14.
>For most of my life, I grew up in a pretty normal household.
>My mother, my younger siblings and myself, all living in a pretty typical two story house in a typical neighborhood.
>My siblings and I all went to public school, had normal friends, played sports and video games, pretty normal stuff.
>The weirdness in my life started, perhaps unsurprisingly, with my mother.
>Looking at mom, you probably wouldn't peg her for the cult type; with her wholesome good looks and her trendy but practical clothing, she looked more like someone's favorite art teacher, or a quirky aunt.
>Mom was an artist and an author, not especially famous, but reasonably well-known locally, and between selling originals to galleries and selling reprints online and at craft shows, plus book sales, she actually made pretty good money.
>She was very much the lovable weirdo, caring and passionate, but a bit absent-minded and frivolous, always picking up the latest spiritualist/wiccan/neopagan/whatever trend, practicing it fervently for a few months before dropping it, but she had the charisma and passion to make it more quirky than worrying.
>I always put up with it well enough; I wanted to be cool and normal like any kid, so her odder tendencies sometimes embarrassed me, but anyone who actually knew my mom quickly learned to love her, which brings me to her most notable trait, and the one that matters most to the story.
>Mom is a MASTER manipulator, and I'm pretty sure she's a borderline sociopath.
>I know modern psychologists don't really use that term, but it gives you the right idea: she could read people and play them like it was easy, and she even taught me how to do it over the years.
>She could get a read on you really quickly, even if you were a total stranger, and from there she just chose which part of her personality to emphasize when dealing with you, and she could seem likeable to anyone without ever misrepresenting herself.
>>700439320
>During the summer of the year I turned 14, mom started hosting what I think would be most accurately described as cyber congregations.
>A couple of times a week she'd set herself up at the computer with a webcam to record what was more or less a weird spiritualist sermon type thing.
(recorded and posted as a video, this was back before most people had good enough internet to reliably attend a livestream)
>I always thought it was weird, and I kind of hated it because it meant two days a week when I was guaranteed trapped in the house for the night, watching my younger siblings.
>Over time I started to pick up on just how popular mom's videos were: she was getting thousands of viewers, and many of those viewers were giving donations.
(remember, this was before modern internet media culture, so ten thousand viewers was huge, especially for someone hosting their own videos).
>Suddenly we went from being lower middle-class to just barely on this side of rich.
>Mom started devoting more and more of her time to her internet spiritualist persona, spending less time on art.
>She asked me to start what was more or less an online youth group for the kids of her followers, and even though I hated the idea, she pretty effortlessly convinced me.
>Most weeks it was me posting videos and setting up a chatroom for a couple dozen kids my age and younger, most being forced by their parents to participate, and it was my job to actually make them WANT to be there.
>This was where mom started showing me her true colors, as she had to specifically instruct me in how to get people hooked: she looked at things more like a con or a sale than genuine spirituality.
>She didn't come out and actually SAY that's how she saw it, and I didn't see it at first, but over time I started to put it together.
>>700439359
>It wasn't especially obvious, just a word slipping through here and there, that when added together made her sound more like a drug dealer or a con woman than a spiritualist.
>"and then they're hooked."
>"that's how we get them."
>"Here's how to keep them coming back"
>"You just have to remind them they love it"
>I realized what she was, and I'm only a bit ashamed to say that I didn't care.
>Yeah, she may have taken advantage of lonely, lost people, but she had me hooked just as surely as them.
>Not on the spiritual crap, I never really bought any of that, but she had me hooked on the idea of She and I vs. The World.
>Yeah, maybe what we were doing wasn't the most ethical thing, but we had each other's backs, and we could take the world by storm.
(sorry if that sounds a little sappy, but that really is what it felt like at the time. Remember, master manipulator, and mom deliberately set herself up to simultaneously be my employer, my best friend, and a borderline romantic partner, as well as being my mother. I loved her completely)
>When we were alone, the two of us didn't even pretend to believe, but our work gave me an intoxicating sense of power over others, and the regular cash incentives from mom didn't hurt either.
>Things carried on like that for about a year when my mom and some of her followers started throwing around the idea of building an honest to god commune.
>At fist I was strongly opposed to the idea, as were most of the kids I "preached" to, but mom managed to sell me on the idea.
>Mom pointed out that if we were living in an isolated commune, she'd be running things, and as her right hand I'd gain even more power.
>She also pointed out that we'd be able to escalate certain ideas of her little religion.
>Given that one of the ideas of her philosophy was free love, even within families, my horny teenaged self thought this sounded like a wonderful idea.
loli thread
>>700479878
More Loli Please! :)
New YLYL
>>700463297
>>700463297
exacry
Listen up faggots. God here. I'm fucking sick of humans, so I'm going to create a mass extinction in a few hours.
/b/ has always been chill so if the last 3 digits of your post end in 001 - 721 you can continue living as the corresponding pokemon. 722-999 you're fucked. 000 and you will replace me as god
Fuck you faggot.
Okay
>>700474062
Poliwrath, not bad
Wtf is this shit.
porn webm thread
>>700454758
ill bite..
thats not even CP you fucking dumbass
>>700454608
I just reported this have fun in the pokey faggot
>>700454758
On a scale from firetruck to potato, how retarded are you
>Post her kik
>We'll post her nudes
FabulousRed
She's a lesbian, but has no problem giving nice wins if you're nice and not a douche.
PandoraEmire
Lucy.Butland.x
>>700442183
PandoraEmire* anon
I sinned till winter, but it's hot
I guess I do believe in God.
>>700475534
Closer to 100.
>>700475674
pffffffffffff they wish
Moms tread go
dumping
more
dump
Cringe thread.
>>700472262
Prepare your anus
>>700472262
Btw I'm down down for a really cringey cringe bread
>>700472537
I mean is it fake or is she just that vain?
loli thread
7/?
Okay I'm here you fucking faggots.
Odds naps
Evens faps
Dubs faps to hentai
Trips fap to traps
Quads faps to gay porn
69 eats his/her own cum
OP rolling and bumping
>>700462955
Roll
just cause blue hair
READ!!!
The marines have flamethrowers and fuel to last 900 octillion years, after that its handguns and boots.
The fight takes place on an infinite flat field, obviously not in this universe so no black holes and shit. The marines start in 1 group and the ants come from all directions (by foot) untill 1 team is 100% dead.
No death by hunger, dehydration, old age or disease but the marines still need sleep. No reproduction either.
Which team would win and why?
>>700448917
Do you understand how big graham's number is?
>>700449795
well nobody understand fully, but i have a good idea. How about you answer the question? How do you think the fight would go?
I can't imagine a clear winner
>>700448917
alright, I'll bite.
Let's assume the marines are in the center of the universe, exactly, and the ants have 'appeared' around them, and extend outwards to the borders of the universe (and beyond depending on how dense they are).
Obviously the ants have tiny space suits, and the marines have suits that somehow convert solar energy into infinite breathable air inside their suits or some shit.
So, the marines (logically) form a sphere around the center of the universe, and activate their weapons as the ants advance.
(let's replace 'flamethrower' with plasma beam or something, since flamethrowers would be useless in space)
As the ants are killed, over the octillions of years the epic battle ensues, the stronger, more plasma beam-resistant ants will be naturally selected. The freakishly largew and intelligent ants will survive, breeding at the fringes of the mass...(will continue)
trap thread : this is me, i'd fuck me
you're perfect :)
>>700457254
You're not a trap you're a sissy gtfo
in training, sissy for now then
>>700457254
Timestamp or gtfo
Wallpaper throd part 3
Old thread: >>700467156
>>700472193
ctd from >>700471946
>>700472444
Star Wars folder time
Photography fag from the last thread here.
reaction pic thread
my folder is a shame
posting what i have
>>700471013
i know its not a face but this sign just speaks to me for some reason
![Ayase [19].jpg](https://cdn.randomarchive.com/b/image/1471/702/1471702705863.jpg "Ayase [19]")
