ITT trips decides the official mascot for 4chan. Rolling.
This guy obviously.
>>675585980
Reroll
proll
Just forced my sister to fuck me and I got it on vid, /b/:
http://eaglehousehotel.eu/wincest
pic related
>>675586042
bumping for interest
>>675586042
OP wasnt a faggot for once!!thx!!
>>675586042
My hands on my dick now begging to be rubbed
>>675586042
legit as sweet cherry cream
Soo...
Oldfag returning from hiatus. Been lurking for a couple weeks now. Habit. Quick question.
Where are the lulz?
Are you guys hiding them now? I don't get it.
Nobody eh?
>>675578829
Fellow oldfag. It's dead. It's all traps, bananas, faces of faggotry, loli/shota, furfaggotry. /b/ is dead. Just head to >>>/s4s/ or abandon the site. It's over.
>>675579632
S4S is even more dead
>>675578829
They're hiding under a pile of transvestite threads.
she's got an ugly face but her body drives me crazy
>>675582399
Any nudes maybe ?!
Show face OP
shOW FACE
>>675582399
Her face looks decent to nice. What are you talking about?
Evens you fap.
Odds go to sleep.
If you roll a 0 you re-roll.
If you roll dubs, you can re-roll, or decide on your own.
Anything higher and you have to fap and post what picture that got you off.
And obviously roll for your knight, niggas.
okay
wat
>just a nigga with a garden hose
alright then
Roool
Snap this slut.
Anelina123
69 decides what I Sharpie on my dick, taking over this thread
Who wants nudes?
Post her nudes
Just sent her my cock. Who is she OP?
Hunger games thread
First 24 are in
Bombette
Garrus Vakarian
Sylvia
Koro Sensei
S/fur Late night edition.
>>675582777
why...
hey b/ros anyone from washington? post whatcha got
eburg
yakima/eburg anyone
Gig harbor
Lets go.
Eatattommys
Undeadkush311
Add me twitchy_nasty
NoorJabri
I am a doctor
>Be Doctor
>Minding my own business: Chopping of limbs, putting excesive amounts of leeches on people, usual doctor things
>Woman interrupts bloodletting claiming leeches wont cure coughing child
>Shemustbeawitch.manuscript
>Have her burnt at the stake
>Celebrated as hero for catching the witch
>I am a doctor
>Man with slight limp enters my office/bedroom/kitchen/toilet
>Hands me roll of parchment
>Strap him down on operating table, saw off limpy leg, man dies of bloodloss
>I am a doctor
>Read parchment, invited to castle of local nobleman
>Put on scariest mask go to castle
>Bring 26 jars of leeches cuz you never know
>Arrive at castle gate, guard asks about leeches
>I am a doctor
>Meet local lord, says his son is sick and his own physician does not know why
>"Did you try leeches?" i inquire in a doctorly fashion
>Lord says it did nothing
>Tell him i shall cure his son
>Talk to physician
>Ask him about the treatment
>He says he has looked for other treatments to cure the boy
>He tells me of plants and shit
>Whatinmyspookypeakmaskisthisforbiddensorcery.featherquill
>Have him put in the madhouse as he is clearly insane
>Tell lord they didnt use enough leeches on sick boy, luckily i brought extras
>Empty all my jars of leeches on boy
>While leeches do leech things i go to mad physicians room
>Bytheheavens.engraving
>All kinds of strange shit, plants and jars with dead things
>Fuck around with some of the wierd shit, bring som random plants and forcefeed sick boy
>Go drink with lord and wenches
>Next morning boy is cured of sickness
>Boy is dead
>I am a doctor
>As the plants clearly countered the power of leeches I conclude this must be the work of the devil
>Insist that castle must be buned down to stop satan
>Firecleansesall.carving
>Castle is destroyed and Lord makes me his personal physican as thanks for saving the land from satan
>I need more leeches
>I am a doctor
>>675572135
9/11
>Be me
>Doctor's License Commissioner
>Visit Doctor of small town
>Town looks awful
>Death, disease, cats everywhere
>Doctor's house is covered in some kind of milk?
>Ask doctor about his capabilities
>Doctor tells me I've got the plague
>Points to my birthmark
>Decides burning it with a hot poker will cure it
>I protest, but the doctor insists
>extreme_pain.scroll
>costs was 32 coins
>Went back home
>Checked with a trusted physician
>No plague
>Wellshit.shit
>Return to town
>Doctor's more than earned his license
>>675572135
bretty gud
Today a qt doctor grill watched my anus. Pretty embarrassing.
Mooooooooods!!!
>>675577260
What a waste.....perfectly good feet meat going to waste.....savages.
What's the best microwave ramen and why is it pic related? What do you guys add to spice up your ramen?
I concur OP that stuff is the best yet
>>675579676
Not much. I just add eggs to shin ramen if I have any.
>>675579676
lmfao you microwave shin ramen? im literally eating that right now, boil the kettle, pour water, add spring onion, bean sprouts and mushrooms. leave for 4 mins. boom
>>675579676
Top tier ramen, fuck microwaves tho
Star trek bread. ITT: /b/'s the crew.
>Shut up Wesley
Go...
FORCE CHOKE FORCE CHOKE I AM A WIZARD
Guise! Sensors picking up counsellor Troi working out!
>>675574752
2017 new series. Here's hoping they don't fuck it up.
>>675575839
I'm not sure that that much hope is within my abilities, anon, but maybe I'll be pleasantly surprised.
it's time.
Rollll
lloR
Do it
Alright, here we go. Annnnd roll!
Last post 404'd lets raid
target?
>>675572576
Never done such thing, can someone explain ? Not a newfag just don't know how this works.
>>675573547
oh yeah me too. what is raiding?
how about the one and only andy milonakis
Lil Yachty (aka lil boat) here to say waddup... whats poppin /b/?
>>675580105
kill yourself
>>675580225
im rich tho lol
Don't you mean Bo$$-Key-Yacht
Abuse My Printer Round 3:
19 winners last round.
how it works:
all posts ending in 7 with an image attached get sent to my printer automatically.
ill post proof.
OP delivers.
pastebin with the python code: JVkFKYL9
QUANTUM POWER
>>675581443
Grill lips
>>675572390
Those be some sexy lips
hell yes.
hell yizzle.
>40 GBP
>10 more until mommy gives me a tendie feast
>need 10 more GBP, how will I do this..
>hmmmm
>I know! Maybe if I clean out my piss and shit jugs mommy will give me more GBP!!!!
>gather my festering hoard of shit and piss filled jugs.
>nowhere to put them...
>I know!
>hide them all in the oven
>show mommy my cleaned out room
>"w-what a good boy! H-here's 10 GBP f-for my good boy!" She says with tears of happiness in her eyes
>feelsfuckinggoodman
>tendie feast here we come!
>mommy preheats oven
>oh no
>piss and shit jugs explode inside the oven
>kitchen caked in piss, shit and maggots
>no tendie feast
>mfw
>>675569113
How can she abuse her big boy like that? Take that bitch to court, a judge will make her give you free GBP
>90 gbp
>60 away from a shiny new $5 steam gift card
>clean my room of all visible piss bottles
>discard all rotting hot pockets
>even throw away my ripped fedora
>mommy comes home
>sees my room
> 5 gbp because it's not completely cleaned
> mommy says a job would get me a thousand gbp
>I snap
>I hit mommy in the face
>she cowards in fear
>I demand a thousand gbp or I do it again!
>she begins crying
>next day there is an eviction notice on my door
she deserved to be hit and now I lost all my gbp and I have to go live somewhere else on her dime?
How am I the bad guy?
Stupid mommy, I'm gonna hit her again if she doesn't change her mind by din din
>>675569817
Ouch. You and OP should move in together
>Mommy got a new Daddy and kicked me out
>Live with gwammy
>Gwams spoils her little boy rotten! hee hoo
>Buys me tendies with her social security checks
>Picks up all my piss jugs in the morning
>Life can't get any better than this! I don't even have to spend GBP... but don't tell gwamma that guu!
>"Gwamummy baby boy wants tendies and Lagers gaaa ga"
>"I was just on the phone with mummy and she told me your GBP balance. You've been a very bad boy. You're going to have to save up your GBP. Why dont you wash the dishes for me? I'm old, and tired"
>Shit my pants in shock
>How could mummy betray me
>"TENDIES NOW YOU WRINKLED FLESHBAG, I WONT TAKE THIS FROM A OLD HAG!"
>"I understand you're upset anon bu-"
>RRREEEEEEE
>Take globs of shit from my deadpool nighttime undies and start rubbing them on the dishes
>Gwamma looks really pale
>This was never something she should have learned
>Rinse dishes with the water from my whoopsie doo
>Gwamma faints
>I put her in bed
>take a final greasy shit next to her on the pillow where gwampie used to sleep
>Lock the door
>I sign her checks every month now
Guess who gets free GDP from the government? I bet she'd want her little boy to dine on tendies until he's aaaallllll full
