H/fur thread GO!
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>>705334233
That cock looks so delicious!
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Well /b/?
>>705334019
But I have two.
>>705334204
well make up a third reason
>>705334019
on /b/
/thread
>beta as fuck
>awkward as fuck
>anxious as fuck
I am approaching my zero hour
i want to take out as many as i can
i really do wish there were some other way
but my last chance was intentionally and unapologetically taken from me
the best i can do is buy a ka-bar combat knife, which isn't bad as long as i play my cards right, but this is end game and i don't want to die like a dog.
i have $250 and live in southern California,
give me advice on how to find a gun and i will
honor /b/ somehow.
"say you did it for /b/"
"say you did it because blm and feminism triggered you"
"take a dick pic in front of a dead body and say you did it for harambe"
Anything you can think of.
>>705339805
>find someone you know has gun
>sneak into house at night
>kill person
>steal gun
>???
>profit
I'm not reading your gay ass post but lol at that pic
dont shoot a school.. shoot something worse for the world.. like a bank or DMV or mall
you could just go to whittier and ask any beaner to call his cousin and sell you a gun
s/fur
>>705340853
Lift weights, brah. That's a good, useful hobby. I'm gonna start going to the gym soon myself.
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>>705334369
9's get for her tits
>>705334048
Tits
>>705335324
Tits
god tier anime thread
>>705311210
Your mom
Naruto? What a fag.
>>705311210
Code Gay Ass
Drawthread.
Requesting Rukia doing something cute with a Feebas
>>705333934
Thanks. Believe me, I asked lots more back in the day
>>705334006
Untrue. It was only for like 2 threads in the last month. I've got a Tumblr account, but I don't post in it
>>705334037
draw a man shitting out a turn that is bigger than his entire body
>>705334271
That's an Anonymous dude, though. OP ain't a draw dude
Deutsche Mädchen 2
>>705339963
Fängt ja schon wieder gut an....
butts n dicks
butts n diks
>>705337659
You can still let it put its dick in you, anon. Come on now. Stay versatile.
>>705337626
Habits never die. Just saying, no one actually benefits from actually doing that kind of thing. I have no intentions for my life to end more quickly than it already will.
>>705337917
>patreon
diks in butts
>>705337869
Fuck off
New celeb thread.
Is that Taylor that skinny bitch!
>>705337228
Her name is Karlie
u mad whiteboi?
not even a little, you're both busted.
I hope that dog came with a leash.
U ked blackboi?
>>705325202
im more made then mad
>>705325202
im so mad im shaking right now..........
Deutschfaden am Sonntagmorgen
Hereinspaziert!
Fragen
1. Warum nicht in der Kirche?
2. Steht heute was Interessantes an?
3. Spielt ihr Toto/Lotto?
4. Treibt ihr Sport? Wenixtens ab und zu?
Bumpt liebe Freunde auf dass das Experiment gelinge!
Wie viele Jahre ziehst du den Faden hier eigentlich schon durch?!
germany's contribution to modern society...
>>705324841
Und Deus Vult!
s/fur
I like football :( Hockey too. Chess is fun.
>>705338332
>30mph
Jesus Christ Usain Bolt motherfuckers.
>>705338411
Just netflix atm. Trying to come up with a hobby. Always wanted to try guitar.
>>705338746
I can watch football. I was just never into it.
i've been listening to "nutshack but X" videos all night
i haven't slept
ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS
When I was at college (a very long time ago) at lunch time I would always offer to bring back food for anyone in the common room. One chap, let's call him Simon, would often take up my offer. He liked KFC chips & gravy. One afternoon while suffering a bout of hayfever and doing some last minute cramming I asked Simon, who was heading to the shops, to bring me back a sandwich, he refused, I remonstrated with him, pointing out the number of occasions on which I'd brought him back lunch. He shrugged and said "I'm nobody's fucking skivvy"
'K.
Step forward in time a couple months, end of last semester, my final year, there are many parties. Small hours of the morning and I'm leaving one of these parties, just as I kick my bike, I see Simon staggering, drunk down the steep hill towards a main road. Just as he reached the corner he lurched of the pavement and was struck a glancing blow by a white lorry going full pelt.
He was thrown in the air, over the crash barrier, and into a rain filled, tree lined ditch that divided the houses from the carriage way.
I rode to the bottom of the hill and pulled in, hopped over the barrier to examine Simon. Both legs were folded under his body, plainly badly broken, his arms were rigid by his sides and part of the side of his head was missing, whatever was visible through the hole was pulsing. His body was bucking, like he was trying to fuck an invisible woman hovering above him and he was making a constant low keening sound, occasionally developing into a yelp, like he was trying to scream but didn't have enough puff for it.
He was aware of me and tried to speak, "alp ma" he said, I think it was "help me". " von balans" he said, "phone ambulance". Mobiles weren't around at this time. Phoning for help would have required returning to the party or finding a phone box.
" I'm nobody's fucking skivvy" I said, got on the bike and went home.
His body was found a few days later, nobody has ever been charged.
>>705328320
KFC doesnt serve chips
>>705328320
but who was phone?
>>705328407
in the 3rd world, like britain, fries are called chips cause they are dumbass inbred muslim lovers
You fall in love you lose
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Girls in socks.
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(This is a trap but close enough for my fetish )
How do I ruin this girls life?
Send her a picture of a perfectly cooked cheese burger
>>705331563
She doesn't have an eating disorder. That won't trigger her
>>705331441
Set her on fire.
/nzg/
Kia Ora /b/ros
Why are IDs even gone?
wassup, dunedin here. someone take me for dominoes.
YLYL thread !
I really want to lose at least once.
>>705335741
You are scum
Hello /b/, would you date a slightly chubby girl with mild Asbergers? Tits and time stamp provided. I usually lurk and never post. What are your thoughts? I have pretty good self-taught coping skills, mostly just socially awkward. is there hope?
>>705328532
do you understand quantum field theory?
Most of these tards would, aspergers is very bad but it all depends on if you can make up for it in personality and/or beauty
Yes if you would date a slightly chubby dude with asperger.
>>705328532
yes i have and your tits are nicer than hers
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