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/b/ help me
how does a loser get laid on friday night in AZ
start by not living in bumfuck AZ
>>684186210
You grab a hooker by the scalp, drag her to the nearest alley and beat her with your dick until her ass is sore
Get off the computer for starters
Hookers
What part of AZ?
This guy published photos on his facebook of a dog he brutally killed. He is all proud and feels no fear to anyone. What should we do with him?
Post his facebook
suck his dick like the faggot you are.
>>684184229
Post FB
we should track him and kill him
>>684184229
Post the FB faggot
hey fags
at mall with fag friends
dubs decides
OP will deliver
will rape anyone
if dubs
>>684184521
Roll on the ground for 15 minutes in a crowded area
Dubs = murder a random person.
Trips = Gouge out the eyes of a few random people but leave them alive.
Quads = kick a baby
>>684184521
Steal a Segway and screech the Thomas the tank engine theme until you reach the Lego store. Take all the Legos
>>684184521
yell ALLAHU AKBAR as loud as possible, putting a backpack down and running away from it as fast as possible
Name my band /b/
Skinny adele's gangbang
Babyface and the hipsters (seriously that guy's face on the right looks just like a baby)
>>684185725
Not so cool kids
>>684186020
He looks like a fat dean Winchester from supernatural
Siren's Call
waifu thread
Dio-sama...
>>684185280
Shiro.
Well, I guess most if us know what goes on.
Rory claimed
>>684185218
Hate you..
So I read a shit ton of books, one after another. But I haven't read a novel in YEARS.
I want a book that's an easy read and yet still epic and gripping. These are books that i've heard a good deal about, would any of these fit what i'm looking for? (Not a hard read, gripping and thrilling story)
Enders game is very consumable pre teen fiction. Steven King will always have be an easy read yet entertaining. Blood meridian is cormac McCarthy who's very far from what I would describe as "an easy read" but that specific novel is about a bloodthirsty band of outlaws hired to find, kill, and scalp Indians. And like all McCarthy books it contains symbolism and figurative language about the inherent evil in mankind (like all McCarthy books, i.e. The road/child of God)
>>684184722
Warlock by Oakly Hall was really good. I just finished it. It's a post modern take on the Wild West, definitely worth reading. A lot of short chapters too, so if length intimidates you it's broken up into small bite sized bits
The mistborn trilogy. They are amazing.
You should read 11/22/63 by Stephan king if you haven't, it's one of my personal favorites, incredible book.
>>684184722
oryx and crake all the way.
Post 4 words when one night stand says, "I'm pregnant."
Will you marry me?
>if you stay pregnant
>>684184397
Oh no. Not again.
>>684184397
'Jokes on you faggot'
"Where's my doc martens?"
>>684184397
da fuq u say
What's in the box /b/? 66 opens
its the embarrasing photo of spongebob at the christmas party
/thread
>>684183854
A bag of dicks
>>684183854
The krabby parts secret formula
>>684183854
A severed head
Best bassists?
literally who the fuck cares?
The original bass shredder
>>684184840
These two
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>>684184692
Flea pretty much only does one thing that isn't particularly difficult.
/B/!!!! HELP ME
>>684183284
whatsup
>>684183284
ME SOMEONE PLEASE THIS FROM SAVE HELL!!!
What is it?
No thanks
What
What does /b/ think of the misfits reunion?and what does /b/ think of the misfits What does /b/ think of of the misfits reunion that's happening for two shows https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.th eguardian.com/music/musicblog/2016/ may/13/misfits-reunion-glenn-danzig -jerry-only-pop-punk# and what do you guys think of the misfits?
Chicagofag here
I am v pleased
>>684183170
yeah
>>684183170
I think it's going to be filled with a bunch of new age hipster faggots that I wouldn't want to be near ... the ones that think the mcr cover is way better, you know the ones.
>>684183378
Nice are you going? I got tickets two the one in Denver.
my favorite band
>poor
>canadafag
>no canada tour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLXEj4UowF8
Colossal tits threat. If the tits aint colossal, them make like a fossil and .... I don't know, thought I had something going there.
amatures
Dont have any but ill take some
>>684182044
perfect
>>684181497
While you guys waste your time getting an education that won't get you a job I dropped out of college and am in a construction company getting union pay 42/hr at 20 yrs old. Checkmate
Femanon here. Message me on instagram if you are trying to make money
>>684183998
Okay what does your gender have anything to do with making money
>>684184188
I don't think she intended it tout she just wanted to add that part for god knows why.
>>684184188
Idk i just always put "femanon" when i post here
Subcontracting. Seriously, what the fuck are you doing trying to retire from Walmart? You know what's happening at my local Walmart? 20 new self checkouts are being installed.
Meanwhile at Wendy's:
http://www.investors.com/politics/policy/wendys-serves-up-kiosks-as-wages-rise-hits-fast-food-group/
Your jobs are not going to pay more. They are being eliminated. Better get inventive.
Any ideas for a homemade dildo
sharpies
Hair brush
>>684181853
Cut your cock off and stick it in the freezer.
>>684181853
you can make one with Corn starch recepy is online somewhere
https://youtu.be/Jjnjo_DWmQQ
Tutorial on this subject
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Is Shoe the new Boxxy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPg 0W75KweQ
yes.
shoe is great
Who the hell cares.
Kys
>>684182991
Go back to leafy, you degenerate cyber bully.
>>684182677
nahh sh0e is sh0e. boxxy is boxy. sh0e<boxxy anyday. sh0e spreads a usefull message. boxxy is just a lame meme.
>>684183771
>sh0e<boxxy
>sh0e spreads a usefull message. boxxy is just a lame meme
Uh...
your biggest regret
having boneitis
>>684183246
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>>684183246
>>684183776
Fucking crying
Smoking a bowl with a guy who had a cold sore.
>>684181296
where dis from nigglet?
https://youtu.be/eDuRoPIOBjE
>There was never a holocaust, but there should have been and, rest assured, there WILL be, as you serpentine kikes richly deserve one. I will not rest until every single filthy, parasitic kike is rounded up and slaughtered like the vermin that they are. the white man has had more than enough of international jewry and we are fully prepared to smite the parasite for the millionth time. the greedy, hook nosed kikes know that their days are numbered and, unlike in the past, they now have no where to run. This time, there will be no kikes left alive to spread
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>>684183524
all judios
Can we get rid of the Muslims too?
>>684183524
Hello hamas
>>684183814
yes the filthy mudslimes deserve decapitation as well, killing dune coons is my one true passion in life. all hail the KKK and kill the jewish cockroach
>>684183830
death to sand niggers
if an anon can roll dubs ill give away 1 brazzers account. trips = 2 accounts. quads = 3. etc
op delivers
>>684181992
>not even riding a unicycle
are fucking smoking meth you faggot??
roll i guess
[email protected]
e mail my winnings here
>>684182170
kinda
>>684182208
reroll for faps
First sjccessful roll
