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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Face it /b/, women want bigger dicks. They just won't admit it in public or to you if you're average. If they did, they'd be called sluts, whores, bitches, and worse. And if they did say it to their average boyfriend, they'd be seen as shallow and judgemental, or crushing on the male's ego. There's a lot of competing pressure on women. Just because they say size doesn't matter, doesn't mean that they think like that in private.
Girls want big 8"+ dicks. They're just better.
10/10 ass
>>674465842
Oh God that pussy!
>>674465842
good thing im 8inches+
too bad i was molested when i was a kid and depressed as fuck so i dont give a fuck about that shiet bruh
>>674465842
8 inches? i only got 4, isn't that good enough?
>>674465842
Backne doesn't satisfy men faggot.
YLYL WEBM edition!
No, fuck off.
So I'm 16 years old and I have a decently thick moustache and I have a thin beard growing under my chin but not under my bottom lip with some really thin hair on cheeks. It's been like this with almost no progress for a few months. Any advice or tips in how to speed up the growth?
>pics related
>>674465374 also worthy to note that the moustache looks thicker in person
Wait until you are not twelve years old and then grow real shit? Nobody finds peach fuzz attractive just shave that shit and enjoy your baby face while you can OP.
>>674465374
Just wait a couple years I was the same. And shave so you look less of a fag.
>>674465771
>So I'm 16 years old
>>674465810
Any tips on how to speed it up?
Quads names my new plant
Hoess
>>674464907
DURR BLOBO
>>674465508
Reroll
max
>>674465536
Rereroll
feels thread
>>674466176
feels thread no cringe
>>674465849
Well we know whose getting the inheritance
>>674465849
i just saw that on facebook shits real sad but at least 1 turned up
>>674465849
That's actually heartbreaking.
Does anybody have sauce for this?
2
>>674463684
ur mom
4
Why so much hate on the fluffy threads? i dont see you faggots spamming on fur or loli threads
also fluffy abuse thread
>>674462802
They are gross and mean.
>>>/b/
>>674463550
8chDOTnetSLASHfluffySLASH
Everyone is here, away from the spammers.
>>674462802
You're... you're joking right? You don't see people spamming Loli threads? What?
Question though, do the opposite of fluffy abuse threads exist? Like, just fluffy threads? I think they're really adorable.
Asssssss. OC ONLY
wanna unpack that?
This thread is relevant to my interests
>>674464585
>674464585
>>674465191
ITT: Post a picture of your very first cell phone and judge anons based on their phone. Mine was the ROKR E1.
>>674464358
Uniden Bag Phone
>>674464610
Looks like a pill capsule with buttons.
>>674464869
Right around 7th/8th grade, before the existence of the iPhone everybody I knew had this phone.
girl with unnatural hair colour thread
>>674465568
Bump
Found out my gf is on tinder, so I think she's cheated (or will cheat) on me. When I confronted her about tinder, she told me she's not using it, so I said that shit really hurt me and she was just like "so, do you not want to see me anymore?" and I said I trusted her, which is not true. I made a fake profile, liked her picture, and within seconds she messaged the fake me.
So I decided to go out with another girl yesterday. New girl wants to go out again and has been pretty obvious about wanting the D... But goddamnit I feel like shit, /b/... I just
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Sometimes it's time to end things.
She lied to you, you know that.
Just, find a way to end the relationship. If you carry it out you're just going to be run down.
If you break up with her under control knowing you both can be happy it will be easier to move on
Quit being a faggot and kill yourself
Message your girlfriend on the fake account asking her if she has a boyfriend.
Post reply
>>674463778
I already deleted her. I messaged her with the fake account asking her out, and at first she said yes, but then she said she didn't feel good. After that I messaged her a couple more times, but she stopped replying. So I deleted the account.
>>674463627
This
cocking thread
chicks + other dudes' dicks
go
would love it
>>674464548
I mean, if you're offering
been looking for this webm for a while now, you are a savior
>>674464854
how can you be looking for a webm
I've been looking for this thread for ages,
Thank you op
>>674464984
are u fucking retarded
>>674465164
how can you be looking for a thread
Would you fuck a nigger?
>>674465782
I'm not into bestiality
yeh
As a suburban white dude... Yeah
Pussy is pussy
>>674465782
why not?
How can i hack A fb account?
Pls help
I need to troll a faggot cuz he said 4chan is gay
I want to teach him a lesson
>>674462626
>Open Facebook
>Type their email in
>Click password field
>Kill yourself
>>674462626
found you :^)
facebook com/profile.php?=73322363
>>674462626
>>674463033
skip straight to step 4 pls
>>674463231
well done faggot
>>674462626
>I need to troll a faggot cuz he said 4chan is gay
4chan IS gay.
what's the tatt, /b/?
>>674464082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674464082
you better like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
So /b/, I'm currently in a relationship with a 14-year old (live in sweden where age of consent is 15) and we are very much attached to each other and enjoy each others company alot. Anyway, what do you think of this?
I don't usually care, as long as nothing awful happens.
Although, I usually have some reservations, since my ex cheated on me with her boss (who was 40), when she was 14
>>674462683
Holy shit, there's a 10 year gap between us but stuff like that kinda puts it in perspective. Idk why so many ppl have a problem with 2 people getting something positive out of a situation.
>10 year gap
Yeah no. Girls at that age are mentally retarded, you've got issues.
>>674463230
The way I see it, is as long as you don't flaunt it, I wont have a problem. Its people who flaunt things that I don't like.
Like, I don't care if you sleep with 10 people in one night. But if you start to brag about that, I'll think you're more of a slut.
10 years is more than I would do, but if you two truely care about each other, I don't really see the problem. Just don't fuck her until she is 15.
i believe that people dont have the capability to think until age 17
i think the partner you have doesnt know all their options
We raided TierFury on Twitch. Dubs or 5 decides who's next.
blimping
>>674463743
bump
Hump
>>674463743
>>674463889
go to this one instead
>>674464315
you heard the man he got a 5
ITT: We pretend to be Newfags
I'll start: YLYL
Not this again
How do I triforce?
MODMODSMODSMODS
>>674464259
â–²
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Watch my sixpack anons
if the moon crashed into earth on china, what would happen to the people in the usa?
Everyone fucking dead m8. It's the goddamn moon you fucking twat!
ded
>>674463444
planet would die
It would give president Trump a chance to make America great again.
>>674463444
Everyone would die faggot, how do you not know this
