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Is anyone still proud to be an american? Its getting harder and harder everyday but I still believe the USA is still the best country to live in. Anyone agree?
>>674458974
I'm not an America so fuck you. Vote for Trump tho, i want to see that foking wall.
>>674458974
I love being an American. I did my part last week by firebombing an Indian owned gas station
Look at it this way.
If the country was truly retarded and useless, and completely shitty, then no one would talk about it. Have you ever heard of the nation of Nauru? Of course not, because it's fucking nothing.
If you want to feel proud, look up our export data on grains. Our grain belt feeds the fucking planet. The billions of indians and chinese survive on grain that we grow right here, and export like all get-out.
If that isn't enough look up trash dump and pollution in china and india. Our country fucking recycle.
Yet foreign nationals blame the US for consuming the world's resources (we don't) and pollution (not us). We care about money so much we can't afford not to recycle; it affects the bottom line. Even walmart is going green. It's profitable.
We are also the only country that designed clean coal scrubbers (Babcock Borsig Power, Worcester MA baby! WARTOWN!).
I tell you, if the country was so shitty then why is there so much migration demand? Hmm? Facts don't lie.
Every other country is completely corrupt from top to fucking bottom and yet the whole planet pretends their country is perfect and the US is backwards. Frankly, the United States is the only nation in the last 3000 years to be founded on Individualist values of liberty.
We don't have to travel either. Why the fuck would I want to visit other countries? We have niagra falls, the grand canyon et cetera. Our country is fucking huge. It's half a continent, nearly.
You could vacation in our national parks and reserves for your entire life and never visit the same one twice. The sheer acreage of our protected lands is 307,247,252 acres. That's over three hundred million acres of forest. A third the size of the brazilian rainforest. It's all protected and yours to explore and hike in. We aren't wrecking the planet we are preserving it, and going hiking while jamming to metallica on our cellphones. It's amazing here, even when it's terrible.
>>674460483
This guy right here gets it.
Whelp, in the US we can carry guns on our hips in public, and marijuana is slowly becoming legal.
Suck it, Eurofags.
ok /b/ can you explain to me why my teacher gave me a C grade on an assignment my friend ( who is from the US and gets straight A's in her english classes) checked my assignment and found it to be have no mistakes?
is my teacher just full of shit? ( im from the EU so no one here speaks english natively or whatever .. )
See me after class.
>>674463801
>and found it to be have no mistakes?
"C" seems to be right.
Because you let an Ameritard check it
>>674463968
kek
>>674463801
She hates faggots. You'll always get Cs.
2016 Presidential Election Simulation
Dubs or 0's win
Post include:state and candidate
Sanders:0
Clinton:0
Trump:0
Cruz:0
Sanders California
Self roll Cruz new york
>>674463777
Checked
Trump USA
Sanders Takes Cali
Sanders: 55
Clinton: 0
Trump: 0
Cruz: 0
Texas supports Trump
If you have only 30 seconds with her,what would you do?
come and leave
>>674461659
have sex, eat pasta and then call an uber
Kidnap her to have more time
What if i told you that she's only 16?
>>674461659
jizz in my pants. i kind of have a premature ejaculation problem
Galleries of gratitude. ITT post god tier fakes you have. Cumshop/Faceswap is welcome
WE NEED A YLYL BOARD!
>/ylyl/
dubs decide the rules
>>674462696
she got dem crabs
>>674462696
if dubs
stop posting
>>674462696
No bananas
>22
Only banana threads
hey guys can we start a mindblowing pics thread?
yes. yes we can.
blow your brains out then arrange for webm to be posted.
>>674462755
this one is amazing, probably the craziest pic i've ever seen
Le bait xDDDDD
come ooon guuys
Waifu claiming thread. Version 6.66
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>learn to count
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra claimed
First for i'm going to bed
Ayy
>claimed
>>674463998
Night
Pats are 100% off today only
so what is everyone up too tonight?
>>674463998
night
crtl+v
This is faker than pornhub telling me bitches want to fuck
http://xboxclips.com/YouTube+Hider/50a8b485-0021-4615-81dc-c163e3bd84e3
Menstruated
>>674463062
origjinali cummenteri
http://www.suicidegirlssets.com/lusia-free-floating/
here´s the hot stuff
not even
If the earth is really round, how come austrians don't fall off?
i hate you badg sometimes
I don't.
>>674463587
this
oh it destroyed my name
Lets see what's in your reaction folder anon
>>674462485
Sup /b/ post anything squidward related
>inb4 squidward rule 34
This is now a Mr. Krabs thread.
>>674462709
>>674463057
That single bird in the background made me laugh. No idea why.
Rate my mom
>>674463625
yes
>>674463625
Milf
>>674463625
Tits?
>>674463625
Whatever her workout regime is
I want it
>>674463625
Id rape her/10
ITT: pretend to be in /o/
Post your car and argue about why it's superior
because I have a spic-mobile
Because there's nothing quite like the rasp of an E46 M3 on full tilt ;)
>>674463333
Nice quads
Unfortunate about the blinkers though
>>674463333
Quads!
>>674463333
yeah there is, it's called my ducati u faggot
ITT: /b will be shut down forever in the next few hours. The whole community is reunited in one last thread and you have your chance to say goodbye. What would you say?
OP is a faggot
>>674462444
/thread
>>674462444
Also checked. Trips speak the truth.
>>674462376
i'm just here to make asshole comments.
not to talk to any of these neck beard newfags.
/thread
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newfags can't triforce
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>>674461363
Heh, sounds like something a newfag would say
![Mirtazpine15mg[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/v61lswU.png "Mirtazpine15mg[1].png")
Any of you people try this?
Got it for insomnia and depression, took one when i was a little tired and holy shit it knocked me the fuck out, even zopiclone didn't do that.
post experiences with it.
Anti depressent, it's shit.
Ambien you don't take to sleep, you take it with adderal and you trip ballsacks.
TOPZOZZLE, taking sleeping pills for sleeping.
>>674461592
>Ambien
yea thats what happens when you take an upper and a downer
>>674461768
No it's what happens when you take ambien with an amphetamine.
I've never tripped balls off of alcohol and coke or a speed ball.
Yeah got prescribed for sleep so first day didn't knock me out but when I woke up I felt sluggish drowsy till 4pm
Also this medication is giving me really good deep sleep with dreams every night. Side effects I got is I get shocked/get frightened/jumpy easily at sudden interruptions when I'm focusing and the first 4 days I felt drowsy, if I was reading a book my body would fall asleep then suddenly spasm awake. I love this prescription tho and don't regret it
Dont take mirtazapine or any SSRI.
it will fuck you up for a lot longer than you take it.
I felt this was really strong compared to sleeping pills, it really toys with your histamine levels or something I forgot.
It doesnt make you tired but it feels like you're brain is being forced to shut down which is crazy.
But it fucks you up for good. I weened off slowly cause its a nightmare trying to cut it out and im still plagued from it after a few years.
Always try and find a 'natural' way to help yourself get to sleep.
Hey /b/ros me and my freiends are doing a project where we have to make a town and dubs decides the name.
NIGGEROPOLIS
>>674461736
Niggervill
>>674461736
Cuclandk
checkemtown
Ebutder
What would /b do?
>>674457890
what wouldnt i bang is the real question
Ask for her age.
Hit that until she looks like an inside out hot pocket. Live stream with time stamp, then immediately goto jail for underage grills
Small backyard
>>674457890
>respectfully wait until she's 18
>begin dating
>ask her father for permission to marry her
>have sexy in the missionary position for the purpose of procreation
s/fur
This new phones bone dry, give me shit to save XD
