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feels thread
>>674466176
feels thread no cringe
>>674465849
Well we know whose getting the inheritance
>>674465849
i just saw that on facebook shits real sad but at least 1 turned up
>>674465849
That's actually heartbreaking.
Does anybody have sauce for this?
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>>674463684
ur mom
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Why so much hate on the fluffy threads? i dont see you faggots spamming on fur or loli threads
also fluffy abuse thread
>>674462802
They are gross and mean.
>>>/b/
>>674463550
8chDOTnetSLASHfluffySLASH
Everyone is here, away from the spammers.
>>674462802
You're... you're joking right? You don't see people spamming Loli threads? What?
Question though, do the opposite of fluffy abuse threads exist? Like, just fluffy threads? I think they're really adorable.
Asssssss. OC ONLY
wanna unpack that?
This thread is relevant to my interests
>>674464585
>674464585
>>674465191
ITT: Post a picture of your very first cell phone and judge anons based on their phone. Mine was the ROKR E1.
>>674464358
Uniden Bag Phone
>>674464610
Looks like a pill capsule with buttons.
>>674464869
Right around 7th/8th grade, before the existence of the iPhone everybody I knew had this phone.
girl with unnatural hair colour thread
>>674465568
Bump
Found out my gf is on tinder, so I think she's cheated (or will cheat) on me. When I confronted her about tinder, she told me she's not using it, so I said that shit really hurt me and she was just like "so, do you not want to see me anymore?" and I said I trusted her, which is not true. I made a fake profile, liked her picture, and within seconds she messaged the fake me.
So I decided to go out with another girl yesterday. New girl wants to go out again and has been pretty obvious about wanting the D... But goddamnit I feel like shit, /b/... I just
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Sometimes it's time to end things.
She lied to you, you know that.
Just, find a way to end the relationship. If you carry it out you're just going to be run down.
If you break up with her under control knowing you both can be happy it will be easier to move on
Quit being a faggot and kill yourself
Message your girlfriend on the fake account asking her if she has a boyfriend.
Post reply
>>674463778
I already deleted her. I messaged her with the fake account asking her out, and at first she said yes, but then she said she didn't feel good. After that I messaged her a couple more times, but she stopped replying. So I deleted the account.
>>674463627
This
cocking thread
chicks + other dudes' dicks
go
would love it
>>674464548
I mean, if you're offering
been looking for this webm for a while now, you are a savior
>>674464854
how can you be looking for a webm
I've been looking for this thread for ages,
Thank you op
>>674464984
are u fucking retarded
>>674465164
how can you be looking for a thread
Would you fuck a nigger?
>>674465782
I'm not into bestiality
yeh
As a suburban white dude... Yeah
Pussy is pussy
>>674465782
why not?
How can i hack A fb account?
Pls help
I need to troll a faggot cuz he said 4chan is gay
I want to teach him a lesson
>>674462626
>Open Facebook
>Type their email in
>Click password field
>Kill yourself
>>674462626
found you :^)
facebook com/profile.php?=73322363
>>674462626
>>674463033
skip straight to step 4 pls
>>674463231
well done faggot
>>674462626
>I need to troll a faggot cuz he said 4chan is gay
4chan IS gay.
what's the tatt, /b/?
>>674464082
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
>>674464082
you better like it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1q925lmJPVs
So /b/, I'm currently in a relationship with a 14-year old (live in sweden where age of consent is 15) and we are very much attached to each other and enjoy each others company alot. Anyway, what do you think of this?
I don't usually care, as long as nothing awful happens.
Although, I usually have some reservations, since my ex cheated on me with her boss (who was 40), when she was 14
>>674462683
Holy shit, there's a 10 year gap between us but stuff like that kinda puts it in perspective. Idk why so many ppl have a problem with 2 people getting something positive out of a situation.
>10 year gap
Yeah no. Girls at that age are mentally retarded, you've got issues.
>>674463230
The way I see it, is as long as you don't flaunt it, I wont have a problem. Its people who flaunt things that I don't like.
Like, I don't care if you sleep with 10 people in one night. But if you start to brag about that, I'll think you're more of a slut.
10 years is more than I would do, but if you two truely care about each other, I don't really see the problem. Just don't fuck her until she is 15.
i believe that people dont have the capability to think until age 17
i think the partner you have doesnt know all their options
We raided TierFury on Twitch. Dubs or 5 decides who's next.
blimping
>>674463743
bump
Hump
>>674463743
>>674463889
go to this one instead
>>674464315
you heard the man he got a 5
ITT: We pretend to be Newfags
I'll start: YLYL
Not this again
How do I triforce?
MODMODSMODSMODS
>>674464259
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Watch my sixpack anons
if the moon crashed into earth on china, what would happen to the people in the usa?
Everyone fucking dead m8. It's the goddamn moon you fucking twat!
ded
>>674463444
planet would die
It would give president Trump a chance to make America great again.
>>674463444
Everyone would die faggot, how do you not know this
Is anyone still proud to be an american? Its getting harder and harder everyday but I still believe the USA is still the best country to live in. Anyone agree?
>>674458974
I'm not an America so fuck you. Vote for Trump tho, i want to see that foking wall.
>>674458974
I love being an American. I did my part last week by firebombing an Indian owned gas station
Look at it this way.
If the country was truly retarded and useless, and completely shitty, then no one would talk about it. Have you ever heard of the nation of Nauru? Of course not, because it's fucking nothing.
If you want to feel proud, look up our export data on grains. Our grain belt feeds the fucking planet. The billions of indians and chinese survive on grain that we grow right here, and export like all get-out.
If that isn't enough look up trash dump and pollution in china and india. Our country fucking recycle.
Yet foreign nationals blame the US for consuming the world's resources (we don't) and pollution (not us). We care about money so much we can't afford not to recycle; it affects the bottom line. Even walmart is going green. It's profitable.
We are also the only country that designed clean coal scrubbers (Babcock Borsig Power, Worcester MA baby! WARTOWN!).
I tell you, if the country was so shitty then why is there so much migration demand? Hmm? Facts don't lie.
Every other country is completely corrupt from top to fucking bottom and yet the whole planet pretends their country is perfect and the US is backwards. Frankly, the United States is the only nation in the last 3000 years to be founded on Individualist values of liberty.
We don't have to travel either. Why the fuck would I want to visit other countries? We have niagra falls, the grand canyon et cetera. Our country is fucking huge. It's half a continent, nearly.
You could vacation in our national parks and reserves for your entire life and never visit the same one twice. The sheer acreage of our protected lands is 307,247,252 acres. That's over three hundred million acres of forest. A third the size of the brazilian rainforest. It's all protected and yours to explore and hike in. We aren't wrecking the planet we are preserving it, and going hiking while jamming to metallica on our cellphones. It's amazing here, even when it's terrible.
>>674460483
This guy right here gets it.
Whelp, in the US we can carry guns on our hips in public, and marijuana is slowly becoming legal.
Suck it, Eurofags.
ok /b/ can you explain to me why my teacher gave me a C grade on an assignment my friend ( who is from the US and gets straight A's in her english classes) checked my assignment and found it to be have no mistakes?
is my teacher just full of shit? ( im from the EU so no one here speaks english natively or whatever .. )
See me after class.
>>674463801
>and found it to be have no mistakes?
"C" seems to be right.
Because you let an Ameritard check it
>>674463968
kek
>>674463801
She hates faggots. You'll always get Cs.
2016 Presidential Election Simulation
Dubs or 0's win
Post include:state and candidate
Sanders:0
Clinton:0
Trump:0
Cruz:0
Sanders California
Self roll Cruz new york
>>674463777
Checked
Trump USA
Sanders Takes Cali
Sanders: 55
Clinton: 0
Trump: 0
Cruz: 0
Texas supports Trump
If you have only 30 seconds with her,what would you do?
come and leave
>>674461659
have sex, eat pasta and then call an uber
Kidnap her to have more time
What if i told you that she's only 16?
>>674461659
jizz in my pants. i kind of have a premature ejaculation problem
