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R8 my doggo /b/
>doggo r8 thread
>>702519609
Also sorry it's sideways
10/10, would pet!
>>702519880
>doggo thread
>posts cat
Come on now...
It's time to elect a new president /b/! First 14 tributes get in.
qt3.14 reporting for duty
Sean Murray
"tricky dick" nixon, back from the grave
Coway Twitty
Jochen
would you fuck her /b/? wanna se them little tits?
Sure and sure
Go on anon!
>>702519129
I love little tits like these
>>702519129
Smells like a trap.
Hey /b/ i come to you in what i think Will be my last hour asking one question. Why shouldn't i kill myself?
No idea.
>>702519030
Because if you do you will live to regret it.
Because you're not a sheer who can see the future, I'm not saying things will get better just by wishing it, things will only get better if you do what you want to do with all your passion and heart.
Unless you have a terminal illness, then by all means by my guess, and do it now, spare your suffering.
>>702519030
stop wasting time and trying to get attention and just greenpost the situation.
probably a bait and picture unrelated.
>>702519374
>then by all means by my guess
laughed out loud!
Any creepshots?
hello
Got this mom while she was yelling at her kid yesterday
>>702518320
RIP THREAD
some more hidden cam?
Boobs vs Ass
Explain yourself /b
Personally i prefer girls with big boobs, since boobs are more fun to play with, are a lot more rare to find than girls with a fat ass and because a good cleveage is more seductive.
>>702518001
ass.
bad tits can be left in a bra.
bad ass is bad ass and there is no compensation.
Tits all the way, make them bounce while fucking a bitch is pure cash
>>702518001
Feminine penis
ayy
>>702518001
Ass and it's not even close
So, I have testicular cancer in both balls... Semen frozen... Gotta get both balls removed.
Share some porn while I still got em, surgery in 2 weeks needs to max these bad boys out
>>702519031
you cant masturbate when they are gone`?
I'll still be able to lightly cum (cowpers fluid ) but the joy of a huge cum will be gone
>>702519031
How long ago were you diagnosed?
About 3 months ago
You seem to have a good attitude towards this unfortunate situation. Unfortunately I don't know how to post any vids but I wish you the best with your surgery and recovery
Saucing the Unsaucable
go by the name of Tira, enjoy :
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hj6e7zunqf896gq/AAC1QR976vjvmmCZ3Ti9r1m0a?dl=0+Happy+Fappin#
Help a /b/ro out
>>702518482
>>702518806
3 minutes and 40 seconds. So much for unsauceable.
>>702518806
shit thanks anon
>>702518991
you're welcome, I also got more than 100 pics of her
Would you take advantage of my drunk and stoned wife? Honest answers only please.
>>702518558
Yes but only if you drugged her unknowingly and watched while I fucked her.
Is there a set if this lady? My loins ache for curvy trashy white milfs
Old fart
Too right I would, can't resist a shaven puss.
>>702518558
With a bag over here ugly, sun dried out tomato face, yes. And only here ass hole. Fuck that nasty ass, old, dusty pussy. After that, I'd kill you and your wife. Now gtfo
What should the punishment for pedophilia be?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11153219
>>702519675
Execution obviously.
Chemical castration
>>702519907
I think they need to suffer first.
>>702520253
Same.
>mfw I saw the votes
execution is the dumbest form of punishment guys....
g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
No guarantees
>>702517058
I have beer in the fridge and even though I have a dusting of tism I'm 6ft, not fat and above average looking.
I get depressed here and there but things could be worse.
>>702517058
Because I wanna kill myself tommorow
>>702517058
Because I can't die before I get the sauce on that
The Elder Scrolls thread.
greentexts, funny pics, etc
>>702518463
This is gold, don't stop.
Pictures that capture the birth of a super villain
pics from the girls you masturbate to thread,
OP is a faggot.
I can see myself
thinking of getting a cat. what breed is best /b/?
>>702517454
Doesn't differ too much other than the usual cat personality differences, so choose a breed that you think look nice
cats are for lowtest cucks
>>702517454
the one that follows you home
>>702518358
Only a little bitch like you uses that horrible word, much less shits on cats, fucking faggot
I like bitches tho, come over here and let me fuck you, little bitch im gonna fucking rape you, JUST LIKE YOUR UNCLE, little bitch, you little fucking faggot you
>>702517454
Ragdoll breed are really playful and they dont mind being handled. Known to be able to be held on backs
You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza
Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".
Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.
Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING
Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?
It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.
>>702517623
guy #1 looks like a fish
Bullshit. Women are humans as well, they get horny when they see a ripped guy as much as we do when we see that booty.
>>702517623
evolution has built men to find skinny women beautiful because thats what is healthy. Evolution has built women to find fit men beautiful because thats what is healthy. Chad and beta-man will both get girls because they are both fit.
>>702518220
Lmfao. Ahh, to be this bluepilled again.
>>702517623
Feels good to be a Chad man
Does anyone use omegle to jack in front of chicks?
>>702517790
yep
>>702517790
if there are no chicks I jack to sissies
>>702517873
Any tips on how to find girls easier?
>>702518143
not sure if this will help but most of the times girls are usually on on the weekends(mainly Saturday night), also don't type any interests just go on random (most girls are around 15-16 tho)
>>702517790
People use omegle for things other than jacking infront of randos?
1
nice tits! how old?
>>702519511
Oops, fixed
Just turned 18
My youngest sister
My mom constantly starts arguments with my dad, she's the sole reason why there's constant negative energy in the house, she nitpicks everything everyone does, and always finds any reason to argue.
Like today, there were leaving for church, and she started muttering under her nose for 10 minutes that he was running late....when it takes half hour to get to church and it was still 8:30...church starts at 10.
Then as they were getting out, she started yelling that HE PARKED THE CAR ON THE SIDE AND NOT BY THE GARAGE like it fucking matters. Started yelling
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Fucking underage loser the only reason they're still together is because your stupid ass can't emancipate yourself
https://familyshare.com/marriage/5-ways-you-are-unknowingly-destroying-your-husband-and-killing-your-marriage
>>702517911
>I'm 16, I can't wait to move out guys.
leave
>>702518315
who the fuck cares
>>702517911
Underage v& and saged
You have 10 seconds to prove you're an oldfag.
>>702516373
She crashed her porshe
>>702516545
*dad's
>>702516373
was hot as hell until she got a new hair cut too much off the top
>>702516373
>>702516726
Gurgamesh* pic
Why do you support killing babies?
>>702518417
So that I can eat them later.
>>702518417
I only support killing the infants of non whites and white liberals.
They aren't human.
>>702518417
Too many babies.
>>702518417
Bitch. That's not an abortion.
That's a clone !
>>702518524
I really don't like to eat them alive, they make too much noise.
