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>>702519099
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Hi /b/
>be me, newly employed, normie as fuck
>on break during shift last night, text buddy
>He's going out, wants me to come with
>no spare clothes, leave bag at work and go to club in work clothes
>It's the local shithole and the bouncer was sound, ended up getting in and looking for friend for half an hour
>finally find him and his friends and we get drinking
>One of the friends is kissing a girl for a while, then leaves and as she turns I see she's using a crutch
>She's 5'5ish, freckles, shade of blonde that's nearly ginger, lovely body despite being real skinny
>anyway she's real pretty, I start talking to her and we end up kissing like half hour later
>She's slender as fuck, nearly anorexic
>I'm 6'2, somewhere between chubby and built, so I end up moving people out the way for her
>Turns out she's got Fibromyalgia or however you spell it, and a kid at home
>feel kind of responsible for her, she's not very steady so she holds onto me a lot
>end of the night we get a taxi to mine with 2 friends, 1 stayed in the spare room the other took like a £50 trip home
>Me and the girl "watch a film" and fuck till 6 in the morning, then go to hers so she can smoke
>We fuck again (really great but I couldn't cum because alcohol) and she gets me to be rough as fuck (rape fantasy is hot for both of us)
>I leave before 9 because her kid is coming back
Tl;Dr I fucked a really cute girl and now I don't know what to do.
We got along so well but I'm deffo not right for her. At the same time I feel, because we're both real shutins, her cus of illness, me bcus work/sleep/repeat schedule and also /b/tard.
Pic unrelated.
>>702513572
Her personality is adorable as well, she's got into minecraft and made all these monuments from different places. She's obvs spent ages on it.
>>702513572
I don't see what the problem is.
Also, she decides who's right for her.
Not you.
You only decide who's right for you.
So if you don't want her, don't white Knight it as you making the right decision for her.
Also, fuck her, let the kid watch.
>>702514555
GOD DAMN.
Trips confirms. If you know she isn't your type, that's on you OP, but you don't know if you are her type.
I've been part of a relationship where one of us was great for one, but the opposite for the other.
Why don't you try get along with her for a while.
If you don't want the responsibilities that came along with the girl, you can always walk out.
Just think about her part tho.
Does anyone have that infographic about the evolution of web? there's web 1.0 2.0 AOL and so on.
also, infographic thread
She said yes!!!
>>702519173
shooped
>>702519386
not, sure if retarded...
This is some good photoshop handy work.
lol wut
Sharing my vacation memories again.
Waiting..
>>702519830
I like your pic, i want more
Op faggot?
Is this girl average, curvy, little chubby, chubby or fat?
>>702518319
chubby
>>702518319
fat
>>702519036
Where do you see her excess fat? Just curious.
>>702518319
Average
the last thing you ate is the only thing you can have how fucked are you?
>>702518720
Wraps with spicey meat, medium salsa, lettuce, cheese, onions and paprika. With a side of cucumber salad. Could be worse.
Drank my fiance's piss... Was only water though cause she was drunk.
Besides that, supreme pizza, actually it's a Hershey's cookies and cream bar
>>702518720
oatmeal with chicken breasts
could be worse
chitterlings sausage with french fries and tomatoes salad
well..
Nigger rekt thread.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A0C4_88ub_M
Also sauce since I know people will be asking for it. To be fair though the chink is actually kind of a dick since the guy he's putting down is educated and working.
>>702518550
The chink isn't being a dick. Apparently you haven't watched your sauce anon.
Educated and working doesn't mean shit when you're blinded by pride, racism, and excuses.
That's how it is in the US. It doesn't matter how much we do for them, they waste everything then blame us when they have nothing.
Thousands of projects we've built for them, condemned. A trillion or more every year, in assistance alone to the black community!
And look at them.. they have nothing but poverty, hate, and stupidity.
TO BE FAIR, the world just pull out of Africa and let the fuckers evolve on their own. They're not ready for society.
>>702519163
*talking about that guy, not the whole of Africa specifically*
Reading comprehension, /b/ lacks it.
>>702519163
what exactly have we done for them anon?
so far i got,
owned them
segregated them
restricted their right to vote
used violence to keep them down
anything else you'd like to contribute?
>>702519375
>Reading comprehension, /b/ lacks it.
That's ironic.
>>702519464
>what exactly have we done for them anon?
More than anyone else, including themselves, ever has. How is that not enough?
>so far i got,
>owned them
They owned us, too. The marines were created to fight black slavers from slaving whites, idiot.
>segregated them
Yeah? Walk through any black neighborhood. Have fun with that.
>restricted their right to vote
I don't think they should be allowed to vote. Their IQ's aren't high enough. Cry.
>used violence to keep them down
86% of all interracial crimes of violence (assault, rape, murder) that happens between whites and blacks in the US... it's committed by BLACKS against WHITES, idiot.
>anything else you'd like to contribute?
I could go on all day. But I gotta work.
Would you hit it? and Hot girls with flaws thread
>>702516946
1 small flaw.
>>702516946
only if she'dlet me use it as a golf club on the back 9
R8 my doggo /b/
>doggo r8 thread
>>702519609
Also sorry it's sideways
10/10, would pet!
>>702519880
>doggo thread
>posts cat
Come on now...
It's time to elect a new president /b/! First 14 tributes get in.
qt3.14 reporting for duty
Sean Murray
"tricky dick" nixon, back from the grave
Coway Twitty
would you fuck her /b/? wanna se them little tits?
Sure and sure
Go on anon!
>>702519129
I love little tits like these
Hey /b/ i come to you in what i think Will be my last hour asking one question. Why shouldn't i kill myself?
No idea.
>>702519030
Because if you do you will live to regret it.
Because you're not a sheer who can see the future, I'm not saying things will get better just by wishing it, things will only get better if you do what you want to do with all your passion and heart.
Unless you have a terminal illness, then by all means by my guess, and do it now, spare your suffering.
>>702519030
stop wasting time and trying to get attention and just greenpost the situation.
probably a bait and picture unrelated.
Any creepshots?
hello
Got this mom while she was yelling at her kid yesterday
>>702518320
RIP THREAD
Boobs vs Ass
Explain yourself /b
Personally i prefer girls with big boobs, since boobs are more fun to play with, are a lot more rare to find than girls with a fat ass and because a good cleveage is more seductive.
>>702518001
ass.
bad tits can be left in a bra.
bad ass is bad ass and there is no compensation.
Tits all the way, make them bounce while fucking a bitch is pure cash
>>702518001
Feminine penis
ayy
So, I have testicular cancer in both balls... Semen frozen... Gotta get both balls removed.
Share some porn while I still got em, surgery in 2 weeks needs to max these bad boys out
>>702519031
you cant masturbate when they are gone`?
I'll still be able to lightly cum (cowpers fluid ) but the joy of a huge cum will be gone
>>702519031
How long ago were you diagnosed?
About 3 months ago
Saucing the Unsaucable
go by the name of Tira, enjoy :
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/hj6e7zunqf896gq/AAC1QR976vjvmmCZ3Ti9r1m0a?dl=0+Happy+Fappin#
Help a /b/ro out
>>702518482
>>702518806
3 minutes and 40 seconds. So much for unsauceable.
>>702518806
shit thanks anon
Would you take advantage of my drunk and stoned wife? Honest answers only please.
>>702518558
Yes but only if you drugged her unknowingly and watched while I fucked her.
Is there a set if this lady? My loins ache for curvy trashy white milfs
Old fart
Too right I would, can't resist a shaven puss.
What should the punishment for pedophilia be?
http://www.strawpoll.me/11153219
>>702519675
Execution obviously.
Chemical castration
>>702519907
I think they need to suffer first.
>>702520253
Same.
g'morning b.
hope you slept well.
tell me why you will not KILL YOURSELF today.
No guarantees
>>702517058
I have beer in the fridge and even though I have a dusting of tism I'm 6ft, not fat and above average looking.
I get depressed here and there but things could be worse.
>>702517058
Because I wanna kill myself tommorow
