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Help me /b/ please help me I mixed one into water & gave it to my girlfriend's daughter as a special drink cause I thought it'd be funny to watch but she's getting really sick & I can't call for help because they'll know it was me.
Please help me how do I reverse the effects before my girlfriend or mom gets home, I'm begging you please I don't want her to die she's only 4
>>678661049
Also how do I cover up the fact that one is missing so I don't get in trouble for using her stuff?
>>678661197
No please help me if you know any way please
>>678661049
cool story bro
>>678661265
This is now a reaction pic thread
time for some fap roulette
rollan
rollerino
Roollll
'bout time
Rawl
Pics you promised not to disseminate/pics you saved and want to disseminate
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>>678667246
This is it, guys.
I have been struggling with depression for years now. I'm going to end it all now.
Since /b/ always made me smile, I'll livestream it for you guys. But because nothing is free, one of you faggots need to get trips.
Good luck and thank you for your interest!
I'm out! :)
link to stream faggot
Do it
>>678668432
As I said, someone will need to get trips. I got the link ready. It's your turn now.
Ayye
>>678668275
777
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>>678661119
sauce?
get saged shitlords
Cuck thread. Anons post girls they know and autists tell you how they'd fuck them.
>>678657193
Id undress her slowly kissing her tenderly before having consensual missonary sex.
>>678657480
face is very cute. she looks like she got no ass tho.
deus vult
Hi
Crusading is better than fapping
hi
every tiem
need breakfast i'll be on later.
Hi.
drawthread
>>678660867
JOJO MEME
>>678664242
Sounds like a plan :>
>>678664895
I usually linework without any gaps, fill in a solid white coat a layer under, and then color in on multiple layers
Gondola is here
/r/ loli butts
Lets go again, Roll for you pose!
i miss peep
What is your experience with Hispanic chicks?
>>678657027
Rosie perez was good in white men can't jump
>>678657497
I've fapped to that before
Best fuck material ever
I've a few, here's what I learned.
Hispanic girls start off sweet as fuck, but nearly every single one of them has been molested by their uncles, cousins, brothers, or mother's boyfriends and that eventually seeps out. They get really nasty. I actively avoid them shit out of them.
TEEN FAP BREAD
POST EM' TILL I NUT
>No CP
>No pedofags
Don't be a Jew and kill the thread for everybody else bc mods check this shit
Stop giving them the opportunity fuck nugget
These threads always get bombed with 20s somethings. Not a tein to be found before Spidy or the White Knights roll in.
ROLL TO SHOW YOUR FAITH!
Singles - Commor Empire Soldier, you have faith in our Emperor.
Doubles - HERETIC! YOU SHALL BURN!
Trips - You are the one of the Emperor's finest
Quads - You are a faithfull Imperium's General, all salute and respect you
Quints - YOU ARE THE HOLY EMPEROR
>>678652239
Rolling!
>>678652239
Roll
>>678652239
Roll
>>678652239
FOR THE EMPRESS!!
Waifu claiming thread.
>fine, ill bake
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu/husbando
>post pics of your waifu
>one claim per anon
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Syndra Claimed
>>678666459
kagami,,,,claimed
>claiming yume
how is everyone doing?
also requesting waifu legs as always
Well.
Now I feel bad for not bothering.
Lol get.
We insult each other based on our nationality
I'm American
"Hurr durr let's build a wall"
>>678660628
I'm Costa Rican
>>678660628
I'm dutch
>>678660628
I'm also an amerifag
>>678661385
"-Ya, it's a good idea to bring some niggers from suriname and congo.
-Do you know what's better than that? smoking weed and letting them fuck our whores!"
I'm chilean
Black Femanon here,why does 4chan hate black people?
They hate themselves, they hate everything good. Anything that gives pleasure to someone else they hate, because they will never share that pleasure.
Basically you shouldn't give a fuck about these degenerates, pity them. They are literally the lowest of the low.
>>678661066
Calm down, ace. You're white knighting a white guy.
>>678661066
Wow, you are one gay dude, buddy.
I don't, now tits or gtfo
>>678660848
I don't hate black people, I hate niggers.
YLYL race edition
>>678650878
LOL... go on pls
hey /b/, watch this
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>>678667740
Sunday UK thread:
post your postcode and see who's nearby. . Bonus points for local girls
S41 Checking in
>>678657317
AB24
CV6
TW1
Loli bread No.50921775
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>>678655995
sraight sunday!
the s/fur ride never ends!
can't really stay here since it's sunday evening and I've still got a shitload of school work to do
