why cant i just be happy /b/?
at a party and i dont feel happy.
i just feel sad. why?
Because you are a depressed beta-cunt.
Cheer up m8. There is always light afer dark. Just go out and enjoy life.
Try to smile or dance, sometimes you have to push yourself and after that you feel the happyness
smoke some weed anon or drink. find a cute girl/guy to fuck ....or talk about your feelings with them ???
Anyone else feel that this board has lacked threads on raids? Anyone else feel like /b/rothers should get together again and raid something? Anyone want to massively hate on a cringy Twitter or tumblr account? If you're in, give someone to raid
>>684164467
bumping ill find some awful tumblr accounts
i use the shit and its not all faggotry
alot of the same shit on b but with more porn if you are in the right place
still its also teeming with gross looking dumb bitches and beta faggot men sjw's
Bumping because I want to see if anything will happen.
found something
from my experience /b/ is too retarded to figure out how to use tumblr but here is this cancer
http://thenonbinarynetworkblog.tumblr.com/
As a community, we have grown apathetic and lazy. We were a sprawling empire, but now we are merely a puppet state waiting to die. We were the Roman Empire, however we grew weak as we could afford to be decadent
Luckily, we have a chance. The endless waves of newfags and redditors may have diluted our true identity, but still the spirit of /b/ lives on in all of us. We have a grand legacy that we must reclaim, else we will fade into obscurity beneath the mass of tumblr and 9gag.
I believe that, if we stand together, we still stand capable of reclaiming our right to rule as the lords of trolling, the pioneers of memery, and the innovators of internet culture. Together, I believe that we can take over the web. Together, we can MAKE /B/ GREAT AGAIN.
ASK A DRUNK FUCK ANYTHING
ILL BE HONEST IP ROMIESE
THIS IS THE ONLY COMPUTER PICTURE I HAVE IMS ORRY PLEASE FIRGIVE.
OM, DESSPERATE FOR SOCIAL INTERACTION SO HERE IAM ASK ME ANTHTHING
>>684166606
Would you shelf a penny in order to make a penny
>>684167009
ID SELL PENNY FOR A PENENY SHES A FUCKING WHOLRE BITYCH FUCK HER ACTUALLY LI OVE HER FUCK I WAQNT TO FUCK PETTNNNY FORM SPIERK MAND.
Where I live, there's a ton of pollen and I have bad allergies. My nose is always full of boogers.
I pick them and pick them because my nose gets so full it becomes uncontrollably itchy.
I pick my nose so much that it's full of scabs and sores, which make picking difficult and painful.
Also adds to the boogers.
What do op?
>>684167413
DO COCAINE IT NUMBS THE PAITN
PAIN IS A FORM IF ITCHING IF YOU DIDNT KNOW. SO IF YOU KNUMB THE PAIN YOU WILL NIUMB YOUR ITCHING THERFORE CURFING YORU IDTING PROBLEM.
I HOPE THIS HELPED SIGHNED DIR JRM MDS HOUSE.
I hate girls who poop
I poop hate who girls.
>>684165195
this tbh
I girls who hate poop.
I poop to hate girls
Chubbies!
>>684167791
Would let her use my face as a bicycle seat/10/ Good job op MORE!
So I want to be a girl, due to my skinny body
I've been thinking trans,
definitely not a trap
I've always just been thinking how easy and how much fun it must be to be female
I know it's not just me, discuss?
Die faggot
>>684165267
get that dick
>>684165088
post pics of yourself. if the face is fucked its not gonna go well
>>684165431
nigga are you new here or do you think im stupid?
Face is fine
> This is what American women look like
>>684165470
Your point?
>>684165470
Yeah if you are ridding the little yellow bus.
>>684165470
>if only that was true
>>684165470
them some unusual faces, but otherwise yum
New thread Boxxy/Catie
Forever Queen
It's my birthday! Who wants a blowjob?
>>684168114
night other anon!
pretty sweet you got your birthday off gmt 2 day session is a godsend, sorry for same gif again but idk its pretty perfect
Hey guys Boxxybro from Minnesota here how is everyone have not been on here for awhile missed you guys.
is it wrong to jerk off to teenage girls on Omegle ?
Rekt thread
>>684167714
so fake.
>>684167714
that's nuts!
OP is a gaylord confirmed
So this cheating whore texted the wrong number which happened to be me so I wanted to make her life of a little bit of a living hell and text her boyfriend the conversation we had to expose her I have a few leads on who this bitch is but I don't want to bring hell to people who don't deserve it
Post and send to her bf. Duh
>>684164797
Bro, just fucking guilt the shit out of her.
Ask her if she has a conscience, if she even feels bad for cheating.
bump for potencial
Send dick pics and beasteality
Civilization V is on sale, is there any kind rich anon who can hook me up? Please?
http://store.steampowered.com/sub/36075/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/milkspanker/
http://steamcommunity.com/id/lucifers-child/wishlist
begging for anything here anons. thanks in advance!!!
http://steamcommunity.com/id/supgivedakey/
anythinggggg
has this ever worked for anyone?...
>>684165588
sent
Youtubers you fap to
Are you lonely?
>>684165582
Of course.
>>684165582
Yep. Cripplingly alone.
More so with others than with none.
>>684165582
Feeling The feel Of The feelings
Video Game characters you want to fuck
Bump for game-boobs
Alright faggots. Why are you home on a friday.
I am an introverted loser who instead of going out and making friends stays home fucking around with my PC.
Now you motherfucker!
I have a young family.
I don't drink.
I don't enjoy socialising.
I'm knackered by the time it gets to 11pm.
>>684166533
No life. Why else?
>>684166791
What does your wife think about your behaviour?
>>684166533
DOOM is released. Fuck socializing this weekend. I'm an 9/10 alpha male who could give a fuck about making bullshit friends in a bullshit world when there are games to play.
Pollack-fucking anon reboot
Not OP but the last thread died
>>684166941
I'm literally about to leave for Poland. How do I find these semen demons?
>>684166941
>Nicola and I are bored one day.
>Horny as fuck.
>We're at a restaurant, sitting side by side all cute and shit.
>Dessert is on the table.
>It's a red velvet cake iirc.
>She goes to spoon feed me a little piece.
>Purposefully drops it on my lap
>"oops"
>leans down to my lap and licks it off my pants, then she grabs a cloth.
>Daddy we'd better wipe that up, it might stain!"
>She's massaging my crotch with her hand.
>waitress comes by as she's rubbing my dick through my pants.
>"Is everything alright?"
>Nicola grins "Yup! We just had a bit of a spill! Can we get the bill please?"
>She keeps rubbing my pants and giggling
>"Daddy's gonna get in trouble if I keep rubbing you like this, I'm such a bad girl."
>Move her hand away. "You are a bad pet whore."
>Bill comes, I pay, she's grinning devilishly.
>I take her to the car, then I cover her mouth with my hand and slide my other hand up her dress, pulling her panties down.
>I take them and stuff them in nicola's mouth, telling her she's a very bad girl.
>Bend her over the back seat, hike up her dress and spank her bare ass in public.
>When I'm done spanking her, I tease her pussy with my fingers, but don't make her cum.
>I make her get in the back seat instead of the passenger side, while I drive us home.
>I drag her up to our apartment and to our room.
>Bend her over the bed.
>"You want me in here, don't you you little slut?" I say rubbing her pussy.
>She begs me to fuck her, so I grab lube and a condom, and show it to her (we'd tried anal again but we did it very rarely, she kind of liked it but we both prefer her pussy)
>Condom on
>Lube up
>Push my dick in her ass
>"No daddy!!!! Not there!" She whines playfully while I fuck her ass.
>"Please daddy it goes in my pussy, please!"
>She begs me to fuck her pussy.
>I pull out before I cum, pull the condom off, and smack her ass a few times, then I cuff her hands behind her back.
I was in the other thread with these but I'll migrate here.
>Tell her to stay there like a good little cum dump
>Go to have a quick shower (afraid of going ass to pussy without a buffer)
>Return to her whines for daddy.
>tease her tight pussy with my tip while she begs for it.
>Finally start slamming her from behind.
>I don't last long
>Unload a barrel of white love right into her pussy.
>Afterwards she licks my cock tenderly.
Trying to think of more stories for you guys. I don't know, what do you guys want? More about US, more sex? Any kind of sex in particular? And I will try to answer questions like the other guys said.
Since everyone keeps asking, YES we are still together. That was a common question.
>How do you confuse dark souls and demon's souls
It was a long time ago, blow me.
>How long have we been together?
We first started to play between Dark souls 1 and 2, so take that as you will.
guys how do i respond to this
Get a fucking handjob then you cuck are we supposed to fucking hold your god damn hand through this whole process of "how about you show me then?"
Seriously. How fuckin shit are you at life.
what a coincidence; I have a good hand job penis
wink
>>684165605
we can see if that's true tonight ;)
>>684165605
>4165605▶>>684166057
>guys how do i respond to this
You respond with.
I'll believe that when I see it.
Say, what you doing this weekend?
Boom there's your in
Natural X-Ray Thread (Details Inside)
OP here. I do not "x-ray" photos (which is really just cheating and drawing wherever there's a shadow). I use a lighting technique to produce what's actually there, not anything I've drawn in. This works best with thin white or black material. If you have any pics you'd like me to try, post them here, and I'll pick the most doable and post my results. Celebs are highly encouraged. Go!
>>684165801
wat can you do wid did?
>>684166051
This one was already "x-rayed", the original would turn out differently.
>>684165801
actual xrays aren't drawing anything. They are what you did in the main pic but selecting only the cloth.
You are "xraying", what other people do is retarded faking nonsense.
Is it a good idea to take Vyvanse for a week straight when you aren't prescribed? I've been taking ~20mgs and have taken it 4 days straight, plan on taking for the next three days as well until my finals are over.
Also, general drug thread.
It wouldn't take it everyday. The effect is going to wear off and you might end up taking more.
You'll feel pretty burnt out at the weeks end.
>>684166154
Is one day off enough to recover?
>>684166154
Oh, and source: I used to buy the 70s all the time.
>>684165949
>20mgs
Nice pussy-dosage, OP.
My doctor perscribed 75mgs, one a day every day of the week
I ended up on 5 day cycles because I valued sleep every now and again, and taking week long breaks to help reset tolerance levels
Tried taking 50s at one point and they literally did nothing for me, so I have no idea how you can feel 20s at all.
